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Game Faces: LSU Tigers Edition

Don’t get me wrong – Jonny O’Bryant is a beastly young player.  He’s ripped and could easily take my head off.  But so could Brittany Griner.  Some players just make you feel like your watching a terrible sequel to Juwanna Mann, and these two fit the bill.

Remember that time G Baby took a bullet in Hardball and bit the dust?  Damn, that was sad.  I’m going to prepare to shed a tear about that as gametime nears, considering that Andre Stringer reminds me of him so much.

A Wild Ginger appears! Eddie Ludwig is one of those players that just makes you go, “LOL, white people.”  Even Opie/Ron Howard himself would get a chuckle out of this picture of Ludwig looking like he’s near death via decapitation.  His facial expressions are priceless.

Don’t be surprised if homestate hero Anthony Hickey has a career day against the Cats, just like UAB’s Squeaky Johnson did against us back in ’04.  I hate to bring back painful old memories, but the resemblance is uncanny.  The difference here will be that the Cats win (They have to, right?! Please…).

This guy kinda looks like a turtle with an emo-mullet/frat-swoop, but let’s just give him the Beiber moniker and be done with it.  I have no idea if this kid has ever sniffed the court since he’s redshirting, but hopefully there are some funny screenshots of the 7 foot 2 inch Andrew Del Piero on the bench doing emo stuff.

Look at the hook and flatness of that schnozz!  While only Anthony Davis’ unibrow can compete with Sam the Eagle’s, Trent Johnson meets the rest of the criteria pretty closely.  A player once compared Johnson to a parrot, but Sam the Eagle fits a little better.

That’s all for this small installment of Game Faces.  LIVE BLOG begins at 3:45pm.  Be here or be square.  GO CATS!

Article written by Chris Thomas

15 Comments for Game Faces: LSU Tigers Edition

  1. Jenny Craig Pitino
    2:40 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    Weat Virginia is beating Syracuse by 2 with 8 min. left in the game on ESPNU.

  2. Hal
    2:47 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    eddie ludwig looks like john pelphrey.
    andrew del peiro looks like he gets beat up at lunch every day.
    hardball?? really…. if you’re going to make a keanu reference it’s point break or bill & ted

  3. lol
    2:48 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    I say Sam the Eagle looks like Anthony Davis.

  4. 'You Can't Handle The Truth"
    3:00 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    A guy on the call in show just said he was listening to Matt Jones, and he said my dog knows more about basketball than that guy.

  5. Inspector Underwear
    3:01 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    #4 – That was “negative” Daniel that calls the radio show a lot!

  6. Hal
    3:05 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    goaltending on CUSE not called with 5 secs left. & they win by 2. what a joke…..

  7. DublDownDrew
    3:07 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    I will be IN the P-Mac for my first road UK Basketball game. Looking forward to it!

  8. Tommy Banzai
    3:09 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    Daniel Orton played his first 3 minutes last night in the NBA.

    And yes, he was called for goaltending. Orlando Magic people think that’s a good sign (knees are good after injuries). Little do they know that he doesn’t learn from goaltending calls.

    Daniel “Goaltending” Orton is well on his way to shattering the goaltending to minutes ratio of the NBA D league stat book.

  9. Josh
    3:20 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    #4. Yeah that was Danny and he called to bitch about Matt Jones, and Dick and Oscar cut him off! Haha, what a loser.

  10. Bob Day
    3:38 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    Trent Johnson and Sam T. Eagle–brutha’s by utha mutha’s. LOL!

  11. Mike
    3:39 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    Cuze snags 16 less boards that WVU and still ends up winning by 2.

  12. Child of the 80s
    3:40 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

  13. ktmiln2
    3:51 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    Sam the Eagle and Brittany Griner, awesome

  14. Rixter
    6:03 pm January 28, 2012 Permalink

    BBN giving Sam the Eagle MUCH love!

  15. The3rdJudgeFromTheLeft
    10:05 am January 29, 2012 Permalink


    You are the funniest writer on here, keep it up!