Don’t get me wrong – Jonny O’Bryant is a beastly young player. He’s ripped and could easily take my head off. But so could Brittany Griner. Some players just make you feel like your watching a terrible sequel to Juwanna Mann, and these two fit the bill.
Remember that time G Baby took a bullet in Hardball and bit the dust? Damn, that was sad. I’m going to prepare to shed a tear about that as gametime nears, considering that Andre Stringer reminds me of him so much.
A Wild Ginger appears! Eddie Ludwig is one of those players that just makes you go, “LOL, white people.” Even Opie/Ron Howard himself would get a chuckle out of this picture of Ludwig looking like he’s near death via decapitation. His facial expressions are priceless.
Don’t be surprised if homestate hero Anthony Hickey has a career day against the Cats, just like UAB’s Squeaky Johnson did against us back in ’04. I hate to bring back painful old memories, but the resemblance is uncanny. The difference here will be that the Cats win (They have to, right?! Please…).
This guy kinda looks like a turtle with an emo-mullet/frat-swoop, but let’s just give him the Beiber moniker and be done with it. I have no idea if this kid has ever sniffed the court since he’s redshirting, but hopefully there are some funny screenshots of the 7 foot 2 inch Andrew Del Piero on the bench doing emo stuff.
Look at the hook and flatness of that schnozz! While only Anthony Davis’ unibrow can compete with Sam the Eagle’s, Trent Johnson meets the rest of the criteria pretty closely. A player once compared Johnson to a parrot, but Sam the Eagle fits a little better.
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