After a relaxing summer without Kentucky football or basketball games, Game Faces makes its return for the Dirty Birds tonight. Never has one team been more deserving of an extended edition. We considered solely using mugshots, but Tom Jurich blocked the jail from releasing the photos. If we lose today, feel free to blame the bad karma created by this post. But don’t worry, we won’t. RISE.
If Teddy Bridgewater could hit his receivers with the frequency that Lance Stephenson hits women, then he’d be a scary opponent. Fortunately for the Cats, and like Lance pushing girls down stairs, Teddy is only good at knocking over his lineman en route to a false start penalty. #DatLouisvilleLife
This guy is slightly better at throwing the ball. However, Will Stein needs to use the pose of the Leprechaun on the right to see over his O-line. Another big issue for Will is figuring out how to get the dirt and grass stains out of his green jacket after we pound him into the ground.
What TV genius ok’d the Swamp Thing series? Wow. Anyways, Vic Anderson’s hair looks like he just wallowed out of a swampy bayou in Louisiana. I’m all for dreads, but judging by the look on his face, I don’t they smell too great.
Look at those puppy dog eyes and big ears? Randall Cobb says STFU, Dexter. You got nothing on him. In other news, expect Dexter Heyman to change his name in 2012 just like Mos Def (to Yasiir) so that people will forget that he was the guy who never beat UK during his career. He’ll probably choose Hymen considering all the holes we broke through his defense.
No words for these next three…
Hunter Stout is a sophomore O-lineman, but his uncanny resemblance to Moatloaf is both majestic and scary. His name was Robert Paulson…His name was Robert Paulson…
Devante Parker could have been a great player for UK, and a rising star like Nick Young is in the NBA. Instead, he spurned us for Louisville and now he is doomed to being relocated to a shitty conference if these dominoes keep falling.
I almost regret putting these pictures next to each other because its just not fair to the awesomeness of Danny Trevathan. But, Terence Simien’s two-toned dreads do resemble Danny’s. The major difference is that Trevathan is good at football and this guy is irrelevant.
Ryan Payne is Louisville’s former barefoot kicker. But really, barefooting, barebacking…what’s the difference? Don’t worry Ryan, I support your lifestyle.