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Funny Article, Funnier Photo

You might’ve heard about the Forbes columnist who chose the unpopular title, “If I Were A Poor Black Kid”, for his article on income inequality in America earlier this week. The author was trying to write about the growing spread between the rich and the poor but he should’ve put a little more thought into the theme of the piece before writing it.  Oh well, that’s his problem and it’s not why I’m bringing it up today; this isn’t a political blog and I know how crazy the comments section gets when we even mention politics.

I’m bringing it to your attention because of a counter-article in the Atlantic Wire called “If I Were A Middle-Aged White Guy.” The author, Jim Windolf, wrote it to mock Forbes while poking fun at guys who could be considered “d-bags”, for lack of a better term.

The funny part of “If I Were A Middle-Aged White Guy” is the photo attached at the top of the piece. It defines “d-bag”:

middle-aged-white-guy

Apparently, laughing at Louisville fans isn’t just for Kentucky fans anymore. National columnists are even getting in on the fun.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

37 Comments for Funny Article, Funnier Photo



  1. SexnNursinHomes
    10:46 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville First!



  2. ElmerFudd
    10:46 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    1st



  3. ElmerFudd
    10:47 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    *Fail



  4. AaronJ
    10:47 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Not sure why but that picture raises my blood pressure.



  5. Biceps of Butter
    10:59 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    4 – Same here. Louisville has the worst drivers anywhere. Apparently in the running for worst parkers, too.



  6. Hale
    11:00 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah baby! L’s up if you want to bro down on 4th Street.



  7. oldchucktaylors
    11:00 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Just begging to be accidentally rammed by a shopping cart………..



  8. Streak ends in 11
    11:08 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    That car needs to be keyed.



  9. he says she
    11:09 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Trailer hitch has the lovely script “L” logo also. Beautiful.



  10. There is a god
    11:12 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    someone know this dbag?



  11. PUNT PUNT
    11:12 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    NUKE LOUISVILLE TODAY!!!



  12. RidgeRunner
    11:21 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    I have a 1977 dump truck that looks like hell and barely runs. But I tell ya what.

    I’d could make me a parkin’ place right there and it would be inside the two while lines (if ya know what I mean). Then, I’d get out & paint SUC on the tire cover right under that stupid bird logo.



  13. catsfan54
    11:25 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    sometimes i think the UofL hate goes a little too far…

    but they’re just so pathetic it’s impossible to lay off them.



  14. RidgeRunner
    11:26 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    and………I’d umm….write “SUX” too….umm-umm



  15. kyeric
    11:26 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Line Beards, yellow lines, white lines. Louisville fans are just way over the line.



  16. Bumpy
    11:28 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    This guy is over compensating for something.



  17. Ricky Penetrator
    11:43 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    HA HA – that is at Old Chicaga on Taylorsville Rd here in Louaval!



  18. Kroger on Hurstbourne Parking Lot
    11:43 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Photo taken at me…



  19. Old Chicage on Taylorsville Parking Lot
    11:45 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    #18 Correct correction. Photo take at me…



  20. wildcatcpa
    11:49 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    When I see someone parked like this and there is enough room on the drivers side, I will park as close as I can so that they cant get into their car without climbing over the passenger side



  21. TOM98CAT
    11:51 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    yeah cause there is that mexican place in the background. That could one of a thousand places in lou. There is a mexican place on every street in louserville



  22. AxeCop
    11:54 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    21. Derp pretty sure that’s a Burger King.



  23. TOM98CAT
    11:56 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    and what is burger king full of



  24. IU poo flinger
    11:57 am December 16, 2011 Permalink

    in indiana universaty we aint got no competition like you does but we just reach into our cars cupholder and pull out a full truckers buddy bottle of piss and give the other car a quick washdown….then we reaches in our pants drawers and grab a hanful of poo and fling it at their drivers window…..just like we flunged poo at kentucky. go hOOsiErs!



  25. Al's IndiCats
    12:08 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    And seriously, this surprises you? My guess is that LOVEville car is probably stolen and some D-Bag put a LOVEville wheel cover on it so that no self-respecting UK fan would ever touch it. Much less key it, because you know how hard it is to get ISH off a key?



  26. FlashOfBlue
    12:09 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    I’m the type that would park right next to him as close as I could.



  27. cantstandthecards
    1:08 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    I would love to ram anybody that takes up two spaces like that.
    I also try and park as close as I can. I wish I were the parking lot police, I would love to have them towed and give them a ticket.



  28. RYNO
    1:42 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville fans are pig-parkers!! Good thing Larry wasn’t around to see that parking job.



  29. nassau65
    2:15 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Parking like that is the same as asking someone to do harm to your car. Prick.



  30. Sigmund Freud County
    2:35 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Has anyone posted the link to this article on any of lil bro UaVel’s fan sites? The loser that makes payments on that tard ride must have teensie leetle pee pee and one hurl of a Napoleon Complex.



  31. johnleeragweed
    2:39 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Let’s see, what do we have here: A poser Hummvee, in an obnoxious color, parked in an prickish fashion, covered in Louisville regalia. This writer sure knows his stuff, and clearly has an eye for details.



  32. kramer
    5:54 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    haa thats Stonybrook shopping center, in J-Town by Kroger..Old Chicago resturant…Burger King in background.



  33. BPsycho
    9:04 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    That’s a H3… AKA the pu*** Hummer. Not because that’s what you get with an H3, but because that’s what you’re if you buy one. Grow a pair and get a H2 ******!



  34. Louisville
    10:20 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Ha beats the he’ll out of keying cars….huh kesucky



  35. Louisville
    10:22 pm December 16, 2011 Permalink

    Jealousy get you no where….inbreds



  36. kellyp
    11:16 am December 17, 2011 Permalink

    reality is no one really knows if the owner of the car has to make payments on the car. it might be owned by a very wealthy cards fan who contributes more to charity every year than any of his critics have in their life combined… pretty lame material to rip on cards fans if you ask me. GO CARDS!



  37. Sigmund Freud County
    7:14 pm December 17, 2011 Permalink

    If the poser vehicle was paid for, and, your words, in re the ‘potential owner’, ‘a very wealthy cards fan’, then no need to screw over one’s fellow man, one of whom, right or left of poser mobile, could also be ‘a very wealthy cards fan who contributes more to charity every year’ than any of his defenders.