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Not Jerry Tipton’s Friday Basketball Notebook

In our continued effort to provide the most comprehensive and complete coverage of all aspects of Kentucky athletics, we here at KSR are happy to announce a new feature, brought to you weekly by a local legend.  Each Friday, Twitter star Not Jerry Tipton (@NotJerryTipton), a near genetic match to Herald-Leader Hall of Fame journalist Jerry Tipton, will summarize the week’s basketball happenings in a way that only someone from their gene pool could.  You might not like the honesty, but just remember what Not Jerry has always said:  “Diligence by the media is paramount, and all aspects of the Kentucky men’s basketball program must be constantly scrutinized. Pulitzers don’t grow on trees.”

This week’s notebook:

* Billy Clyde, Savior: Lost amid all the hubbub surrounding the recruiting of John Calipari is the fact that he’s currently winning (when he’s not losing, that is) with Billy Gillispie’s players. All but two Kentucky starters were recruited and signed by much maligned Billy Gillispie, who was unceremoniously dumped after just two years on the job at UK. One would think that had he been allowed to retain his employment with the university, he would have brought in even more talent, and the number in UK’s losses column would be a bit smaller.

* Stars Not Being Developed?: Though he receives accolades for his alleged superior recruiting skills, it should be pointed out that players appear to arrive at UK more highly ranked than they are when they leave UK. Case(s) in point: Brandon Knight, Terrence Jones and Doron Lamb were all lauded as “top 20” recruits when they got to campus last summer. However, no NBA Draft gurus see any of the three players being selected among the first 20 players of the 2011 Draft. One has to wonder how much longer Calipari can continue to reel in top players when the ones he has seem to be regressing.

* Misleading GPA: The fact that the UK team earned a collective 2.8 GPA (compared to the abysmal grades of last year’s team) seems impressive at first glance. However, a closer look at the numbers reveals otherwise. Brandon Knight actually saw his GPA take a nosedive from a 4.3 in high school, down to a 4.0 this past semester. Plus, he’s a famous self-motivator, so it’s hard to give Calipari or Kentucky any credit for his success. And Jarrod Polson, who I assume received a 4.0, doesn’t really count because he’s a walk-on. So really the 2.8 that was advertised was more accurately a 2.5 or so. Average, but not great.

* Kanter the Martyr?: Much has been made by the notoriously biased UK fanbase of the supposed “unfairness” of the NCAA’s decision to rule Enes Kanter ineligible after it was found that he accepted excessive benefits while playing professional basketball in Turkey. However, the argument can be made that Kanter knew what he was getting into when he decided to be born in Turkey. It was obviously a gamble that didn’t pay off, and to castigate the NCAA or its agents for the fact that Kanter is a foreigner seems unfair. Also, had he taken the money directly from an agent, rather than have his father handle his affairs without his knowledge, he’d be suiting up for Kentucky right now. Again, he knew this going in, and as he is learning, all decisions come with consequences.

* Bloggers Are People Too: Recently, some Kentucky fans complained when this reporter cited a blogging journalist with Bleacher Report who called UK the 3rd dirtiest program in history. Apparently, since they didn’t like his conclusion, they decided to attack his credentials. It’s important to note, however, that he was not alone in that opinion. Other blogging journalists (e.g., CARDZRULE4EVER, DukeKixASS!, RockyTopXXX and GOTPATINO?6969) agree with the aforementioned writer. In fact one journalist (I_LUV_SIVA_AND_WEED) ranked Kentucky as the #1 dirtiest program in history. So it may be that ranking UK 3rd was being generous.

* In Defense of Rothstein: Speaking of UK fans attacking journalists, one such instance occurred when CBS’s Jon Rothstein called former Kentucky and current Louisville coach Rick Pitino “far and away the best coach in the country.” This writer happens to agree with him. In a mere 10 years, Pitino has taken Louisville from the NIT to a top 25 ranking, and he has assembled a team that managed to stay within 15 points of Kentucky. He hasn’t won a Final 4 game at UofL yet, but with a few lucky breaks, a few more players, a few good calls, and a couple of new assistants, he has a chance. And Kentucky fans should remember that while their Wildcats were flaming out of last year’s Tournament in the Elite 8, in the two years preceding that, Pitino took the Cards to consecutive national quarterfinal games.

Article written by Not Jerry Tipton

118 Comments for Not Jerry Tipton’s Friday Basketball Notebook



  1. not john calipari
    12:06 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    this is genuinely hilarious.



  2. Dooba
    12:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    The highest GPA you can’t get at UK is a 4.0. and Jarrod Polson is not a walk on…



  3. bubba
    12:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    1st!



  4. Sean
    12:08 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Hahaha, this is hilarious!



  5. bubba
    12:08 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    not 1st!



  6. Not Porcino's
    12:08 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t know who this is, but you’re a friggin’ genius. “I_LUV_SIVA_AND_WEED”? Amazing.



  7. Assassin Number 2
    12:09 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I love it, please keep this up!



  8. CT
    12:09 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is great.



  9. CT
    12:10 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    2, seriously?



  10. rcpeck
    12:12 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant decision to bring on Not Jerry Tipton, he’s been killing it on twitter.



  11. Diller
    12:13 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    2. Why do you visit this site?



  12. holdmeclosertinydanson
    12:15 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Thank you for making Fridays even better.



  13. rockatao
    12:15 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    enes was born in switzerland



  14. bmt22033
    12:15 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Excellent! Get rid of BTI and have this guy post more often!! Two thumbs up!!



  15. Al's IndiCats
    12:18 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    THis is Hilarious, I would’ve commented sooner but I had to wipe the coffee of my screen.
    But “NOT JERRY TIPTON” didn’t write was that 87% of people polled admitted that they pee in the shower while taking one, the other 13% like Tipton pees in the tub while bathing



  16. ...
    12:19 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is so stupid. Just because a player comes in as top 20 doesn’t mean he’ll go in the top 20 of the draft. You’ve got to include upperclassmen, seniors, and foreign players.



  17. CliffFrankLou
    12:22 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    As someone on here a couple of years ago aptly described JT: “He loves being the turd in the punch bowl.”



  18. The Good Doctor
    12:22 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I also squat when I urinate.



  19. willis
    12:23 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    sour



  20. Blue182Blue182
    12:24 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant



  21. Sean
    12:25 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I really am amazed at the people who think this post was serious…



  22. Sarcasm
    12:26 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    16. … – – – – Please tell me that you know who I am.



  23. bigblue1987
    12:27 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This guy is so bitter, and an idiot. Knight received a 4.3 gpa in high school because he took extra college courses. I dont know where he went to school but a 4.0 is the highest gpa you can have at the university of kentucky



  24. Rza
    12:27 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    #16 unlike Cal, don’t think you get it. or maybe this is reverse don’t get it psychology. maybe a mind trick. I am not sure how you don’t get that this is sarcasm



  25. CliffFrankLou
    12:28 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I thought one of the most telling indicators on Tipton was when Patrick Patterson announced in his news conference that he was returning for his final year. Remember what his father, Buster, said in response to Tipton’s stupid questions? Something to the effect of “you just don’t quit, do you, Jerry?” I thought, wow, this guy’s primary reason for crawling out of bed in the morning is to piss off people and everyone knows it.



  26. Rza
    12:30 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    this is a mind blowing experience. people are commenting as if this is real. these are the same people that go to a game and are pissed that Scratch isn’t a real life nimbly bimbly kitty cat



  27. Pokey Chapman
    12:30 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    “blogging journalist”….he invented a new term. Always a head of the curve.



  28. MissinBoogie
    12:31 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    23 – I believe you would be the pot calling the kettle black. you call him an idiot but seem to have no clue that this is a friggin joke.



  29. Porcino's
    12:32 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    To you people who are responding as if this post was to be taken seriously, you REALLY need to get out more. Oh, and stop being so full of yourselves.



  30. UK_Football_Fan
    12:34 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Great post. Look forward to seeing more.



  31. blitzmr2
    12:35 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Excellent–nay, brilliant!–post.



  32. jaxcats8503
    12:36 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    BAHAHAHAHAHA – love it. Excellent first post, Not Jerry Tipton. I look forward to future posts.



  33. I like
    12:36 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I love Siva and weed.

    Classic!



  34. The Good Doctor
    12:37 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I bet Jerry’s dog doesn’t even like him.



  35. landon sloan
    12:38 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Nice post!

    Just wondering when we are going to start a facebook movement to have BTI removed from KSR.



  36. Al's IndiCats
    12:39 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is so damn funny that some hasn’t gotten it yet…HELLO!!!!! Blogging Jouralist there without a top on!….. KSR….Make this a weekly thing, on a cold and blistery day, this is good!



  37. 54142
    12:39 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    loved it, Not Jerry is awesome



  38. Computer Blue
    12:43 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Just like opening up the real Tipton’s Sunday notebook.



  39. deer boss
    12:44 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I’ve got 5 bucks that this is actually BTI. He’s going to reel us in with the quippy, humoruous sarcasm and then….

    Boom to all his haters.



  40. Not Eloy Vargas
    12:44 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Well, to his credit he’s never said anything mean about me, unlike most of you.



  41. Eric B.
    12:45 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I thought it was the real Jerry Tipton, but he didn’t wish anyone happy birthday.



  42. The Realist
    12:45 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I cannot wait till Tipton quotes this blogger in one of his articles.



  43. The Hate Train
    12:47 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is great! And the commenters who think this is real are great too!



  44. Calipartytime
    12:47 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I love reading NotJerryTipton.It’s like reading the Lexington Herald without giving them or Tipton any clicks….



  45. bung
    12:47 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I thought this was a UK FAN SITE. I hope this was a joke since most of the conclusions were.



  46. bung
    12:48 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    More wins with Billy……that is funny……last year too?



  47. thebluevirus
    12:49 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    finally ksr post i want to read again



  48. GeorgeCostanza
    12:49 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is great stuff, but I am seriously confused right now…

    I always told Jerry, “it’s not a lie if you believe it”.

    Now with this NOTJerry if I told him that would I really be saying
    “it is a lie don’t believe it”?

    Kinda like a double-negative equals a positive?

    Of course, the fact that some on here “don’t get” makes it
    all so much confusing for me.

    But do they really NOT “get it” much in the way this
    was written by the ” NOT” JT?

    Maybe they too are being in their own little
    bizzaro world and playing along?

    I do know, I’m looking forward to sorting it all out for
    many more Fridays to come!



  49. Kemp's Pawn & Lube
    12:54 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    One sign of great satire is that there are just enough people who fail to see it as such. This may go down with Jonathan Swift’s “A Modest Proposal” as a satirical classic. Just a brilliant entry into the lore of KSR. Now if only he had something to say about Samantha Ryan.



  50. atrain7733
    12:55 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    The people responding to this as if it is real are probably the same people who were sending death threats to the NCAA.



  51. Tobias Funke
    12:56 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    only question is Beisner or Drew? i think its TB, he’s wittier.



  52. DukeKixAss
    12:57 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I never said anything bad about you…how did Jerry find my screen name?



  53. 2BLUE4U2
    12:59 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t get it is this Jerry or not? Please tell me this is not going to be a common thing! If so, this new regime is sinking and NOB looks better everyday! Stick to what you do best we have enough $#%? to get us fired up without this crap! I mean really, a nose dive from weighted highschool to college? Top 20 rankings sliding from highschool to halfway point of freshman season after 5 went in first round last year?



  54. blueblood
    12:59 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    hillarious. loved it. more NJT



  55. Kemp's Pawn & Lube
    1:02 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    …and yet people keep writing comments as if the article was a serious slap at UK. I’m not sure which is funnier, the article, or the readers who don’t get it.



  56. Kenny Banya
    1:04 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is comedy GOLD KSR Crew! C-OM-ED-Y GOLLLLDDD!!!



  57. Cal Purnell here
    1:05 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is better than a Boones Butcher Shop Ham



  58. BigBlueFan31
    1:06 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    You have to be a complete JACKWAGON to think this is not sarcasm. I have to agree with earlier posts. The idiot that can not find humor in this is likely the same person that send stupid messages via email and facebook.



  59. Smooth
    1:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Hilarious!



  60. Not Jerry for Pres
    1:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I knew after reading this, that people without a sense of humor would get the wrong idea. #wrongpurpose



  61. KentuckyHouse
    1:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    To all those thinking this is real…

    THIS IS SATIRE! It’s not REALLY Jerry Tipton! It’s someone IMPERSONATING what Jerry Tipton would probably be like if he had a Twitter account.

    Man, it amazes me how easily sarcasm can fly right over some people’s heads. Seriously? How do you make it through the day?



  62. Let's get Real
    1:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    To all that apparently wouldn’t know sattire if it hit them in the nads: Buy a clue and quit being stupid.



  63. atrain7733
    1:10 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    As amusing as the post was I think the comments are even better. Is it possible people are this dense. I would like to believe that they are pretending to not understand this, but the truth is they are oblivious to sarcasm and devoid of any form of common sense.



  64. Joe Craft
    1:12 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Didn’t KSR have someone writing for them named the TIPMAN a few years ago and it too was a spoof of Jerry!?!??



  65. MissinBoogie
    1:13 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    2, 16, 23, 45, 53 – Sarcasm is “a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt.” [1] Though irony is usually the immediate context[2] most authorities sharply distinguish sarcasm from irony,[3] however others argue that sarcasm may or often does involve irony[4] or employs ambivalence.



  66. Not Regis Philben
    1:13 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I thought I was the most inept old geezer who had stumbled on to this place. I am surprised that there are so many among us who don’t have the keen eye to recognize tongue in cheak sataire when they see it (like us trained show business people do.)
    Get me out of this mess Gilman !



  67. What's going on?
    1:16 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    See, this is what the site should be about. Not posting random Twitter critics with shotgun wielding profile pics. Nobody gives a crap about random dudes(Well, at least I don’t). This is good.



  68. Pete Thamel
    1:19 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with most of his assertions.



  69. MtnCat
    1:19 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    The much needed antidote. Welcome to my world NJT.



  70. kramer
    1:20 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    you people who don’t get this must live in the bazarro nt jerry world.



  71. real jerry tipton
    1:21 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    may i please vote for “not jerry tipton” in the blogger of the year? BEAUTIFULLY DONE



  72. Champ
    1:28 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    HEY, STUPID PEOPLE: THIS ARTICLE IS A JOKKKKKKKE!! WOW.



  73. twnky
    1:28 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I still dont know why you just insist on putting tipturds shit on here. dont give this fool the time of day.



  74. Nassau65
    1:28 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I’m all for the Un-tipton blog. But can we ditch the picture?
    At least give us a UK hottie to look at while we read.



  75. What?
    1:32 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is beautiful! You’re a selfish mother [email protected]#&%er, but this is perfect!!



  76. Mark Hamilton
    1:33 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    WHAT IS TWITTER? DOES NOT JERRY TIPTON HAVE FACEBOOK?



  77. ebell55
    1:35 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This was very funny! I get tired of you guys fighting with the traditional media, but this was very good! The best part however is to read the comments and laugh at all those people who need to upgrade their reading and comprehension skills! Sarcasm just flies over some peoples heads!



  78. univky
    1:47 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    It’s Beisner……..



  79. UKHistory
    1:52 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Why Matt or anyone on this site would post any of Jerry Tipton’s drivel is beyond me.

    I can see posting some jokes about Jerry or photoshopping his face on pictures of some really low forms of life like bedbugs, Pitino, or tow truck drivers.

    I could maybe even see spoofing him by writing a fake story that mimmicks his writing style but with such an outrageously negative UK spin we could all see that is a joke. That would be very witty. Why couldn’t you do that KSR? Really? Why didn’t you do that?

    However all you did was just copy and paste what is on his blog at the Heral Leader site. Typical vintage Tipton. Helping to spread his message is something a Louisville fan would do. Shame on you.

    Let’s try and not promote the Herald Leader shall we?



  80. Roach K
    1:55 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is more quintessential Tipton than Tipton himself is!!!



  81. dlhill00
    2:01 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Epic.



  82. GeorgeCostanza
    2:05 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    and once again I’m reminded of Alice in Wonderland…

    “If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn’t. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn’t be. And what it wouldn’t be, it would. You see?”



  83. i'm-a-superfan !!!!!
    2:06 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    did Not Jerry Tipton win a “who wants to be a blogger” contest ?
    if he did, i missed it … i cry foul on this … FOUL !



  84. TomlinisthatU?
    2:20 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is almost as good as the Facebook post and the Alabama fan (he hates them low-down dirty snitches).



  85. smack that.....
    2:27 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    excellent



  86. Jim Beam
    2:29 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This guy has been killing it on Twitter. Great “hire” by Beisner! Fridays just got a little better.

    Shows how bad the real McCoy is that people think this is “real” I’m LMFAO…



  87. Captain Awesome
    2:30 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    More of this….. Please!



  88. Diller
    2:31 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    79. Why do you come to this site?



  89. Booyakasha!
    2:42 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Backing Knight’s 4.0 out gives the rest of the team between a 2.65-2.68 depending on who counts toward that average. That’s not too bad.



  90. bigcat76
    2:43 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Pitino’s impressive and all, BUT look how far Coach Cal took an NIT team in 1 year, that must make him 10 times better than Pitino. See not everything is so quick with Rick, some things he takes his time doing.



  91. Go Deep
    2:50 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is so funny, but I say we all send death threats to notJerry



  92. Champ
    2:53 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    88 hes joking



  93. SAUL SHMITT
    2:57 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    THIS “NOT JERRY TIPTON” GUY IS GOOD. REAL GOOD!!



  94. UKHistory
    3:07 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    88: I come here for hard hitting journalism that would make Edward R. Murrow proud. That and to see scantily clad fans of the day who write Free Enes on discrete parts of their bodies.

    But back to the point, surely you would agree this article would have been much better had the writer spoofed Tipton and not just printed what Tipton is putting in his blog today. Where is the humor there? Or is your response to my post merely an attempt at spoofing the people who are angry at those who don’t understand the spoof? That is not funny.



  95. rmc
    3:17 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    only thing missing was a quote from Landon Sloan



  96. Gus
    3:19 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Likes to stir the pot — check … oblivious — check … wet blanket — check. This NotJerryTipton has Jerry Tipton down better than Jerry Tipton!



  97. tbradg
    3:31 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant.



  98. right said fred
    3:31 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is extremely funny and I also am amazed how many people thought this post was serious.



  99. Colorado Cat
    3:51 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Well done!

    I had lunch with Not Jerry Tipton today, and we discussed how the Duke program is superior to Kentucky’s because nobody in Raleigh drops their newspaper subscriptions over a few objective articles about corrupt recruiting, paying off NCAA officials, and winning a Pulitzer.



  100. BigBlue1976
    4:01 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Knight’s 4.3 GPA came from a scoring system based on 5.0 points instead of the usual 4.0 system. Not sure how it works though, cause even in that system 4.0 is an A. (Does it figure in extra credit?)



  101. Will Hill
    4:15 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Da way it worked in my school wuz when I got me a A+ in da advanced placement class I godda 5.0, like AP English, but in da regular class like PE it was still 4.0. Sour



  102. 2BLUE4U2
    4:23 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I guess I’m a “JACKWAGON” cause I cant seem to understand where there is a place for satire on a site that I came to for up to date info on recruiting, scouting and basic reporting on the happenings of U.K. sports. Not some goofy @$$ post from someone making fun of someone else. We just lost a road game, lets focus on SC and there roster or recruits or anything else that remotely matters to U.K. fans!



  103. dcsports22
    4:36 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    102 – yep, you’re a jackwagon.



  104. Oliver Simmons
    4:37 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Brilliant. And I love the debates between those who get it and those who don’t. 94 – I like you.



  105. Bubba
    4:39 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Hay guys a cupple quik things. I met Brandun Night a year ago and he speak real good but hes not as smart as ever one keep saying. I had a 43 average in summa my classes two but you dont here me braggin abowd it.

    Also Not Jerry is rite – Callipari is winning with Gilispees players. Just like last year cuz Gillispee was the one that had started already getting Cussins to his elite camp and he got Wall to come to midnite madness.



  106. Kentucky14
    4:51 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I thought the article was funny…but then I read the comments. Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to not get it?



  107. dust
    4:56 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    24.(RZA) you just made me pee myself.



  108. WDP
    5:50 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    106. how dumb indeed



  109. Antoine Dotson
    9:06 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Some of ya’ll are just reeeeal dumb. Hide the wives, hide the kids and hide the husbands, cause stupid is just everywhere in these comments.



  110. Enes Cousin
    10:14 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Haha. Enes wasnt born in Turkey, uk fans. That rich kid was born in Zurich, ya know Switzerland, the country where all the rich people hide their money.



  111. Sheeeeeeiiiit
    11:00 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    This is all very good.
    79) great
    88) oops! I’m laughin again.
    94) even better

    Wow no wonder so many people act like I’m some kind of a-hole…..I’m a very sarcastic person. Seeing all the people who didn’t get this post I realize some things I say and do go over their heads or straight piss them off. Oops.

    Not a UK topic but anyone watch Fantastic Mr. Fox? An entire movie of this stuff.
    Cal should have said to TJ “you cussin selfish cuss, you cussing with me”?



  112. Uksports22
    11:43 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    I have to agree with 102 I only have so much time during the day to get current news on UK athletics can’t spend it watching old video of last years games or reposts from other sites! I have to say COME BACK MATT your baby is drowning!



  113. 2BLU4U2
    11:55 pm January 21, 2011 Permalink

    Wether you get it or not, I don’t read the Hearld Leader nor do probably 90% of ksr. I get the joke just not looking for jokes looking for news guess I need to look elsewhere!



  114. Catlanta91
    12:05 am January 22, 2011 Permalink

    NJT has legs, keep it comin… very funny.



  115. TBone
    12:15 am January 22, 2011 Permalink

    Part of me kind of hopes this is a new pen name for Chris Thomas looking for a fresh start. This is good unlike the other crap. If so I hope he has come to life, rejuvenated, quick witted and less lame. The more realistic side of me says otherwise. Felt bad for about 20 seconds after blasting a few of his posts, but got over it just as fast.



  116. basil marceaux dot com
    12:27 am January 22, 2011 Permalink

    100 – nice try but no. An A in a regular class is worth 4.0 GPA points, a B is worth 3.0, etc. In AP classes, an A is worth 5.0 GPA points, and a B is worth 4.0. So if, for example, Knight had taken four regular classes and three AP classes during his junior year, and had received As in each, he would have a 4.43 annual GPA. Taking one or more APs each year would enable him to have well above a 4.0



  117. Beetle bum
    3:20 am January 22, 2011 Permalink

    Very good.



  118. blah
    5:25 am January 22, 2011 Permalink

    Like.