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Find A New Joke, IU Fans

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Hoosier love – a love unlike any other

You know, one thing that drives me crazy is when opposing fan bases try to place themselves in some echelon ‘above’ UK fans, where they lead pristine lives.  One of the worst fan bases for doing such things are those pesky Hoosiers.  They’ve shown the face (and other body parts) in the worst way this week with all their hate.

A common ridicule from these irrelevant clowns is that Kentucky is full of inbred rednecks.  Sure, Kentucky is a rural state with plenty of hillbillies, but Indiana has ZERO room to talk.  Proof?  Well, here’s a little article discussing their romance between an Indiana grandmother and her grandson as they prepare to have a child.  Time to shut up, Hoosiers.  You are no longer allowed to the use the “I sold a UK fan two tickets – one for him, his wife, and his sister” jokes.  It is barred.  You lose.  Go straight to  jail.  Do not pass Go.  Do not collect $200.  (Yes, this article seems fishy, but let’s just pretend like its 100% factual.)

Article written by Chris Thomas

47 Comments for Find A New Joke, IU Fans



  1. Mayhem
    4:06 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Bit of a slow news day huh?



  2. oldchucktaylors
    4:12 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Hack – Gag – Puke



  3. Me
    4:12 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    i love this stuff. iu fans and uofl fans, for that matter, all act like they are city slickers and UK fans are all rednecks. hell, half of the people in louisville are 1 or 2 generations removed from living out in the state – their parents or grandparents are from somewhere other than jefferson county.

    i really wish Cal would give us UK fans what we want – an absolute beatdown of iu and uofl this year – run up the score on both of ’em.



  4. ashland cat
    4:14 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    What, you wouldnt hit that…



  5. Bulldawg
    4:16 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    he also needs to run it way up on S. Car. for the ole ball coach… however, he probably won’t watch the game since he is scheduled to watch his old heisman rerun followed by highlights of his gator years…



  6. MIDDAY
    4:16 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    That dude is his own grandpaw! awesome?



  7. Kernel Sanders
    4:16 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    If IU fans think of KY as being full of inbred rednecks, they need look no further than the southern half of their own state. Southern Indiana makes Appalachia look like Tuscany.



  8. SeattleBlue
    4:20 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    What is the point spread?



  9. catnhat
    4:21 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    From the article: “The pair spent the first week . . eating out.”

    Yeeeaaahhhh, baby.



  10. Champ
    4:22 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    This story is almost 2 years old.



  11. Wealthy Affluent UK Fan in So Indiana
    4:22 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    7)…easy….easy…



  12. MIDDAY
    4:23 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I went to the Walmart in Clarkesville, IN once. That was a huge mistake.



  13. MIDDAY
    4:25 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    We adopted our son from southern Indiana. I’m so glad we saved him.



  14. UKGirl
    4:26 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Ahhhh Indiana…where the citizens think the state bird is Larry. Where they couldn’t figure out the whole ‘Daylight Savings Time’ thing so they just ignored it. Where ‘cornhole’ means something totally different when you are…in a field…at night.



  15. Wealthy Affluent UK Fan in So Indiana
    4:28 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I would just like to point out that it makes it incredibly easy to think Kentuckians are morons when Louisville is the major city across the river from you.



  16. Truth
    4:28 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Typical, uneducated person from Kentucky believing the authenticity of this article.

    IU Fan: All I want for Christmas is a win against Kentucky.

    Kentucky Fan: All I want for Christmas is two front teeth.



  17. Wealthy Affluent UK Fan in So Indiana
    4:30 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    But then there are people like Truth…so I can see why you would think people from Indiana are morons as well… *sigh*



  18. Charlie Day
    4:32 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Why would you pull a pic from SexInNursingHomes facebook page?



  19. John
    4:36 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Yeah and this website (which I read daily for news) is just as bad about talking about other fans…hence the mullet UNC pic, the line beards of UL, etc. Quit complaining like a bunch of girls when you guys do just as much here. Hell I have UK friends that have mullets and I have UK fans that have line beards and think they are in the Mexican Cartel.



  20. Jones Returns
    4:38 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    You have to read what these IU fans are writing about us…its getting ridiculous. If calipari tries to pull the dogs off in this game I intend to write him a strongly worded letter…UK by 90 or I’m pissed

    http://www.insidethehall.com/2011/12/08/what-to-expect-kentucky/



  21. SexnNursinHomes
    4:38 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    18- haha- I’d hit it tho. Although her hysterectomy smells like dead fish. ughhhh



  22. 7mm-08
    4:40 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Poster number 7 is dead on. I’ve been married to a Hoosier (not an IU fan) for 15 years and can say that Indiana is just as, if not more, redneck than Kentucky. I don’t have knowledge of the northern part of the state, but from Indy south it is a steaming cesspool of all things redneck with no southern charm.



  23. capnmonkey
    4:41 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    21 – that might be the first time I’ve ever READ something and felt nauseous afterwards



  24. IndyCat644
    4:42 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Got blocked by Dakich on Twitter and banned from his radio show, he has such thin skin its not even funny.



  25. SexnNursinHomes
    4:45 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    23- bawahahahaha!!! enjoy dinner tonight



  26. Truth
    4:46 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I am the moron in the article. Granny is hot!



  27. he says she
    4:57 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    19. So… if you admittedly have friends that have mullets and line beards, what does that make you? Head of your own little Mexican Cartel?



  28. Brandon
    5:06 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    4 years ago called… They want their story back!



  29. BlueIndiana
    5:20 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I live in Indiana about 25 miles south of Bloomington. I can honestly say there is more white trash where I live than what I saw growing up in Louisville. The next county south of where I am at is even worse. Bloomington itself is full of hippies that have nothing better to do than “Occupy Bloomington” and day dream of being better than Kentucky. I hate IU.



  30. Mark Wilson
    5:20 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    EVERYBODY EMAIL THIS TO INSIDETHEHALL.COM



  31. me
    5:22 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    16-at least the kentucky part of your incredibly funny little joke(sarcasm) is actually attainable.



  32. John
    5:25 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    27. I just don’t like to throw stones when we live in a glass house buddy. We are now famous for Turtle Man. I didn’t say we had more trash, but I laugh at this site when they get pissed at other fans making fun of KY folks, but they do the same thing here to other states/cities. I think it is funny, but I’m definitely not bitching about other fans making fun of us.



  33. Aaron Craft's Rosacea
    5:26 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Phil = SexnNursinHomes?



  34. mike burks
    5:29 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Besides basketball, what has Indiana been known for? Serial killers and the KKK. Get a life, hoosiers.



  35. The Real Hambone
    5:47 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t worry about it #23. It’s illiterate nose-breathers like
    SnNHs, spouting of with totally inappropriate garbage and thinking that somehow they are ‘cool’, that give the Indiana and louisville fans ammunition for their imbecilic claims.



  36. thats effin gross, yo
    6:39 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Countdown to IU buying hoosiergranny.xxx……..



  37. he says she
    6:42 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    27. Who’s throwing stones? You’re the one getting all bent out of shape. This blog — and the the people that write for it — realize that Kentucky has it’s fair share of ‘unusual’ and idiotic citizens. I think it would be fair to say that KSR writers make fun of everybody: Kentucky fans, people that live in Kentucky, Louisville fans, Indiana fans, North Carolina fans, Tenn fans, etc. That being said, it’s fun to make fun of others, especially when they think they’re better than you.

    The point is… why do Indiana fans think they’re exclusive? Do they not look in the mirror? It seems like every night there’s enough news of criminal activity or some other stupidity coming out of Indiana to fill a whole evening broadcast. Whenever the media people say “Kentuckiana” (which I can’t stand) I think to myself… ok, what idiotic hoosier moron did something this time? Why don’t they just say Indiana? The only reason they say Kentuckiana is because something happened in Indiana, not Kentucky.



  38. he says she
    6:43 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I meant 32.



  39. GapToothDanny
    6:44 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    That dude looks suspiciously like Damon Bailey…just saying…



  40. BigAlsharpton
    6:52 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    mmmmmm



  41. Kykiller
    7:31 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Is it just me or is that old woman bobby knight?
    Maybe that’s why they can’t have
    Kids



  42. kycatman
    8:03 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    Why would any normal Kentucky Fan even consider commenting on this subject? It’s just plum turrible and awful if you ask me!! Come on KSR, I love this website but please find something better for us to leave our comments on, PLEASE, Go Cal, Go Cats!!!!!!!



  43. tubby knows
    8:28 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I agree 42 these people were held hostage by bobby knight and stupid enough to hire the great hack Kelvin Sampson. I hope the cats run these wendy all americans out of that outdated dump of a gym.



  44. Indiana native
    9:00 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    That story is real. I know because that is my brother… and nanna.



  45. SportsGal
    9:22 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    I am loving everyone’s responses on this article! Do all you BBN-ers know that the writer of this column, Chris Thomas, is from and grew up in Indiana? This writer, Chris Thomas, also was almost an IU grad himself! If it hadn’t been for that full ride to the UNIVERSITY OF LOUISVILLE, he would have been sporting Cream and Crimson at graduation! His family is from Pikeville, KY though, so there’s a little leg to stand on (although you may not want to broadcast that). PICK A SIDE CHRIS THOMAS, GEEZE! It’s fine to support the Cats, but it’s VERY contradicting to say that “Indiana has ZERO room to talk” when you’re from there. Unless, of course, you enjoy talking negatively about yourself?

    That is all….carry on BBN 🙂



  46. bigalsharpton
    11:23 pm December 8, 2011 Permalink

    mmmmm



  47. emmert's gay
    4:36 am December 9, 2011 Permalink

    16. Sometimes I really like your commentary but that was the most generic joke I’ve ever heard! LOL you can’t win em all. Every single state has some embarrassing residents so to feel superior based on the state in which you live is to be amazingly ignorant!