Assuming you’re in the Electoral College.
Well, today’s the day that all the important decisions get made, so why not celebrate it with a little University of Kentucky flair? Voice your opinions (respectfully) on the issues that really matter to the programs around campus.
Better Flat Top: Noel or Harrow?
A few weeks ago, this wouldn’t have even been a competition. I think it’s still a fairly easy one; Nerlens has had more time to work on it, and started the whole thing. But you have to respect Ryan’s late surge. He’s come on strong, and has the fade to prove it.
Better UK Rapper Representative: Drake or Jay-Z?
There’s no doubt that Jay-Z is a bigger name than Drake; Hova’s been around for a while and has changed the hip hop landscape. Plus, you know, Beyonce. But Drake’s connection with the University is far tighter, he’s coached at scrimmages and has his own championship ring. So which is more important, relationship with the program, or overall star power?
Better Exhibition Opponent: Northwood or Transy?
Northwood seemed to provide a little more challenge for the Cats, and probably helped them more overall in getting ready for the season opener against Maryland. But Transy is just down the road, and gives those who are both UK fans and Transy alums a unique opportunity to see their two schools square off. Which is more beneficial?
Who Will Have the Better Offense This Season: Men’s or Women’s Hoops?
The fellas had a great showing last night against Transylvania, winning by 46, but a lot of that came on the defensive end of the floor. Although Nerlens went 7/8, Wiltjer missing all of his threes doesn’t help this team. The ladies, meanwhile, scored 113 points against Bellarmine, while limiting them to only 33. The offensive output was so good, folks in attendance got some free Cane’s to celebrate it.
Better Football Coach Hire: Big Name With Baggage, or Potential Rising Star?
We know that a guy like Petrino or Tressel can handle their X’s and O’s, but we don’t know if they can handle themselves off the field. Conversely, a squeaky clean guy like Dykes (so far as we know), won’t make us worry about his personal life, but he’s yet to show that he can make it as a head coach in a tough conference like the SEC. Which kind should Mitch be looking for?
Finally, Which Makes You Happier Today: Choosing a President, or Just Having a Day Off?
Personally, I’m team #SleepIn on this one. If you didn’t get today off, that’s lame. I would complain. But have fun voicing your opinion (at the polls, where it really matters, instead of on an internet comment section). Or exercising your right not to vote. It’s whatever.