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Eat it Jimmy Dykes

I always knew he was a liar

Article written by Matt Jones

57 Comments for Eat it Jimmy Dykes



  1. carlos toomer
    1:28 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever saw on KSR. Of course Jimmy would respond that he doesn’t cut violently enough.



  2. MN CAT
    1:28 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Notice, Matt, that Stokes has his head up, while all the other players have theirs resting on the ground. If you knew anything about sports, you would see that Stokes really doesn’t know how to stretch.



  3. SexnNursinHomes
    1:29 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Jones, to be fair to Dykes, Stokes actually learned that stretch on his 5th day of practice.



  4. Jimmy Dykes
    1:29 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    he isn’t stretching right, both hands around the knee



  5. Lisamarieky
    1:31 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Omg u dudes are cracking me the eff up! Funny stuff



  6. Aziz
    1:31 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    come on, matt. clearly, he’s still watching his teammates “bend their end” in order to get the right extension… he’s only had 5 practices.



  7. RandyG
    1:31 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Does ANYONE know how many practices Strokes has attended???? Please anyone?????



  8. Random
    1:32 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    If anything, this actually helps Dykes’ case, not yours. Look at Stokes, trying to figure out what the hell he is supposed to be doing, while the others already know!



  9. MN Kitty
    1:32 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    I can tell by the demeaning tone that #2 is obviously a great athlete. Leads me to conclude that MN Cat = adrian petersen.



  10. Seth
    1:32 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    That’s a huge size 20 shoe.



  11. J Size
    1:36 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Do players not stretch in high school?



  12. dykes
    1:37 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    he’s clearly looking at someone else to see how do the stretch. yet, he is still doing it incorrectly. be on the lookout, jones, i will violently cut you tonight if you try to get in my yard.



  13. Nick
    1:38 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, what you don’t realize is that this is a picture of Stokes trying to bathe himself. He hasn’t figured that one out yet. It’s by pure accident that he’s semi-successfully performing a stretching exercise. I heard Coach Martin has him learning how to boil water and finger-paint today. It’s a big day for Jarnell.



  14. Hooblyboobly
    1:41 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    You tried making a joke about dykes being wrong when you’re blatantly wrong yourself! Hes not even doing the same stretch his teammates are doing and he clearly looks lost! He has one hand on the knee and one on the shin, while the rest of the players have interlocked hands on the knee. #fail



  15. Ballgame
    1:42 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Was that on his first day of practice or the fourth?…I think he has only practiced four times



  16. catfaninrockytop
    1:44 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Is that McBee over there deciding which teammate to violate next??



  17. Hard Hittin' CAT
    1:44 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Actually, Jarnell doesn’t know or realize what he’s doing in that picture. Jimmy Dykes says he’s still learning.



  18. catcrawler
    1:45 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    LOL that’s true #2 , it appears as though he’s looking at others.. learning how to stretch 🙂



  19. CatomicBomb
    1:46 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Like none of you have never, ever tried to lick your knee!

    Clearly not a real excercise.



  20. Inspector Gadget
    1:49 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    If you take a closer look, Tatum has one hand on his head along with someone else toward the top left of the picture. Obviously, you are the one that is incorrect Hooblyboobly! #fail



  21. Mark
    1:52 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Is Tatum trying to Tebow?



  22. hoss
    1:52 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Dykes didn’t just make that commment up. i mean come on. He was obviously told by someone on UT’s staff about things he was having trouble with. Either that or he seen it for himself. I can’t believe this is even being discussed. Get a freakin life people



  23. MN CAT
    1:53 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    9–just trying to be funny, but I realize tone is hard to pick up on these boards. Is MN CAT Adrian Peterson? Maybe. The real question: Is MN Kitty Matt Jones?



  24. Smokey the Dog
    1:53 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    I am already potty trained. Look at him trying to hike is leg up! Stokes has to wait until practice #7 before he learns how to do that! He’ll learn eventually!



  25. Linda Taylor
    1:56 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    To me it looks like the guy he’s looking at isn’t even doing the stretch. What his right hand is doing, who knows. But it looks like his left hand is checking to see if that unibrow he’s been praying for is finally growing in.



  26. Blasphemy
    2:02 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Lets be real here…… if Dick Vitale would have said that (and that is the type of thing that Vitale says all the time) this wouldn’t even be an issue. I don’t know why you all want to give Jimmy D. such a hard time. Crazy comment? Yes. Deserving of this ridicule? Not imho.

    In other news, the website seems be having some loading problems.



  27. hoss
    2:03 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Stokes sure played pretty good against us and he’d whip Jones’s A$$. He also did it with only 4 practices. He’d be on our team if we didn’t give scholies to our freakin walk-ons. I love all of our players, but everyone doesn’t deserve a scholarship.



  28. Han
    2:06 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, Jimmy Dykes totally pissed in MJ’s corn flakes or something.

    22) Dude, the ongoing jokes are less about the specific things JD says (which are sometimes simplistic or obvious) and more about the number of times he repeats them at high volume.



  29. carlos toomer
    2:11 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    The latest Jimmy Dykes blog post says Stokes was mystified about how his room key wasn’t a key at all, but something the size of a credit card! He then proceeded to describe how Stokes was dumbfounded how he could wash is hands by setting off a motion sensor at the sink! And horses and mules have been replaced by horseless carriages! What an age to be alive.



  30. Hoss
    2:13 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    #22 and 27- Time to find a new name, son. I’m the one and only Hoss around here and I have been since the inception.

    Try again.



  31. catsflaws
    2:16 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Stokes is the best Linebacker Ive seen since Joe Montana



  32. bluebiscuit
    2:21 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Are there some Kentucky blue shoes down at the end of the line?



  33. Cerulean
    2:23 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Tatum has been assigned to teach him the stretches.



  34. jq
    2:27 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    What did he lie about? He noted Stokes did not know how to stretch which is obivious from the pic.

    Jones, could it be he is garnering more attention than, YOU?



  35. CatomicBomb
    2:32 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    22 – 27 I didn’t think the real Hoss would say that…. smh

    Can the real Hoss please stand up!

    26 – Of course if Dick V. said this we’d be all over him as well. Jimmy Dykes says and wears out some pretty ridiculous comments. “Okay Brad, let’s see whos flying first class”! Comon! All in good fun, if your not with us, your against us!



  36. IsThisHowToDoItJimmy?
    2:33 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Tatum is channeling his inner Bruce Pearl and poor Stokes is wondering, after merely 4 practices, why the hell he chose Rocky Top.



  37. Reality Is
    2:36 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    10. It’s actually your typical size 20 shoe.



  38. Fat ninja
    2:40 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    I think everybody knows dykes and macey are horrible commentators so let’s talk about clark kellog referring to players as “heat pumps” and “allenwrenches” what awesome analogies



  39. The BIG J
    2:41 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Put on the Ugly headband….check
    Lace up the size 20’s that in no way resemble any other players shoes…. check
    Lie down on the floor….check
    Look around and learn what the other fella’s are doing….check
    Begin stretching by grasping the knee with my right hand…check
    Then grasp the knee with my left hand (and interlock the fingers)…che — oh sh*! coach, I messed this up again…Do I have to start over?



  40. be cool
    2:42 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    thats a funny photo considering the hard time we like to give Jimmy Dykes
    #27 There is no way to expect that Jarnell Stokes declares early or Khem Birch leaves Pitt after 10 games it was being nice to give the extras away but I’ll bet it doesn’t happen again



  41. FourThinInches
    2:52 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Is his shoe size still 20? Hes supposed to still be a senior in high school this year and that means he can still grow! Also has Adidas made him a special pair of orange shoes yet? The world needs to know these things Jimmy Dykes!



  42. hoss_cat
    3:04 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    #35 I like Jimmy Dykes and Vitale. They’re fun to listen to. Even those who don’t like Vitale have to love it when he’s talking us up during a game.



  43. Wildcat4Life
    3:04 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    This is hilarious!!! lol



  44. hoss_cat
    3:08 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    #40 LMAO you don’t think stokes will go pro early? are you freakin kidding me? i guarantee you he’ll be gone in the amount of time Jones is at ky.



  45. Space between John Hoods jersey and chest
    3:14 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    He does know how to stretch….



  46. tom5673
    3:42 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    with you all the way #26…don’t understand the dykes bashing on this sight. especially since he is one of our former coaches. he is always more than fair to uk and our players. yes he says quirky, cheesey catch phrases, but all color commentators do. what if everyone ridiculed matt for talking too damn loud or curling up his fingers and waving his hands around while he yells at the camera. btw…we all would have loved to have stokes on our team, and he did pretty much dominate on saturday.
    go cats!



  47. Rajdaddy
    3:49 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    He’s dirty, he’s low down, he’s a snitch….



  48. RC
    4:05 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve told Jones a million times not to make fun of Dykes’ hyperbole.



  49. Blasphemy
    4:11 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    35) As I stressed in post 26, I highly disagree with your opinion, in fact, at the IU game, like he always does, DV made ludicrous comments in favor of the opposition. No 4 day rant came of it. As has he in several other outings (he and JD do pro UK stupid-crazy comments as well) However, I don’t disagree that you would call them out every time they do something like this. Btw, you don’t have to follow the crowd. Nor is everything All or none.



  50. STEVE!
    4:51 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    31 – You mean Joe Mantegna, right?



  51. Common Sense
    5:39 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes is an idiot. I can’t stand listening to him commentate UK games. He states the obvious like everyone else is dumb. #42, you are dumb, Jimmy Dykes is the worst commentator.



  52. thefan
    7:00 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    ITS A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!! TEBOW MUST HAVE TOUCHED HIM!



  53. IsDisRight?
    7:42 pm January 17, 2012 Permalink

    He does look lost



  54. Park Diesel
    7:16 am January 18, 2012 Permalink

    @44- I’m 89.4% sure he meant leave high school early. As in, “We can’t keep scholarships open just in case a player wants to transfer after ten games or a high school kid decides to reclassify in the middle of the year”.



  55. CatomicBomb
    7:43 am January 18, 2012 Permalink

    Some people need to lighten up… and you know who you are. Laugh a little! sheesh. Ok I’ll be serious, I enjoy listening to JD go on and on and on and on and on and on about one topic, smh.

    Next, let’s love on Billy G, he was a coach here as well!



  56. yeeep
    10:11 pm January 18, 2012 Permalink

    uk blows…



  57. yeeep
    10:12 pm January 18, 2012 Permalink

    forel u all lost to Indiana