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Don’t Mess With Middlesboro

Or we might put a skunk in your bathroom…an excellent story from my hometown

Article written by Matt Jones

35 Comments for Don’t Mess With Middlesboro



  1. BigBlueDrew
    10:46 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    The top story should have been that haircut.



  2. Slappy
    10:47 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    606, rise up!



  3. Rick Pitino's Broken Condom
    10:51 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    That mullet is absolutely glorious. Breathtaking..



  4. UKBlue
    10:58 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    That guy is defiantly a Mensa candidate; he looks like he has two brain cells & they’re fighting with each other. I don’t think his family tree has any branches. That hair lets me know, no matter how much money gets dumped into Eastern KY, it’s still screwed.



  5. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    11:01 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Awesome story, at least he apologized though?? Also, Mel Kiper has Randall Cobb as #18 best NFL player under 25. (Don’t know if this was posted already)



  6. slapnuts
    11:02 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Haha that dude rules!



  7. Kristen Geil's Abs
    11:04 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Matt, you kind of look like that dude.



  8. 44 Stitches
    11:07 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Kind of looks like Richard Ramirez with a mullet.



  9. Buckey
    11:07 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Fresh from ‘Tucky



  10. Marshall
    11:20 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    This is Matt Jones cousin. No joke!



  11. dubrx
    11:20 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Looked like he happy to see a woman!



  12. that's a kentucky story
    11:29 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    That skunk should had sprayed everyone in the video because of there faces…is that how all Kentucky people look?



  13. Bernard Shakey
    11:29 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    His family tree doesn’t have many branches.



  14. Wow
    11:30 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    Could we please make it mandatory to sterilize freaks like this to ensure they don’t multiply?



  15. Poop Stank
    11:46 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    That’s one way to cover up the smell. I usually just light a match.



  16. Heisenberg
    11:54 pm July 24, 2013 Permalink

    #12 – I was born and raised in KY and at least I know when to use the words “there” and “their” correctly



  17. Harvey
    12:10 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    this story shocked and cracked me up at the same time, love it!!! well said Matt! representing the ‘Boro and the rest of our great state with awesome stories, sports and non-sports alike!



  18. Rick James
    1:11 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Meth it’s a hell of a drug….



  19. Not fair
    3:04 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    As a guy who is losing his hair, it drives me crazy to see a bozo like this with a perfectly full set of hair (which he uses to grow an impressive mullet). Not fair says me. 🙁



  20. Ridge Runner
    4:25 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    I….yi….yi….!!!!! –whoa!



  21. Ridge Runner
    4:26 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    8– I hear ya by the way…



  22. Skunk Boy
    7:31 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Serious Meth shakes.



  23. BusinessNtheFrontPartyNthe Back
    8:13 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    check my hair dude, I ain’t got time to grab no skunk. But HELL can I get some tickets from Guy on the corner?



  24. lou eaton
    8:26 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Thanks #16 and this is such a common error. Middlesboro is the only town in USA that resides inside a crater of a meteorite…doubt that many living there realize it………….



  25. Carlos Danger
    8:41 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    I was taking “pictures” in that bathroom when the baby sprayed me with it’s bodily juices.



  26. BigDaddyUK
    8:46 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Nice Mullet



  27. Kidnut
    9:02 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    I would profile the $h1+ out of that guy from his appearance and demeanor.



  28. Kidnut
    9:03 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Anyone knows you don’t put a skunk in the store, you throw a rock through the window!



  29. Joe Dirt
    9:38 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Dat dere is my cuzzin! He gots a 78 tranz am up on blokz in da frunt yard!



  30. Marty
    9:59 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    This guy is a meth lab waiting to happen.



  31. BlueRedNeck
    10:29 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    30, I think it already happened…



  32. The Water Boy
    10:46 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    The pink-striped prison suit is a nice touch.



  33. Sin The'
    11:05 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    Joe Dirt on meth. Dude is cranking bad.



  34. paducahfan
    11:23 am July 25, 2013 Permalink

    If he’s not a character from Justified I have never seen one.



  35. brentmusburger
    4:05 pm July 25, 2013 Permalink

    I bet this guy’s sister is a hot one. Are there really people this stupid in KY?????