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Do Not Invoke the Wrath of Tebow

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Tim Tebow is well-protected. That’s what minor-league Fort Myers Miracle baseball team discovered when they tried to hold a What Would Tim Tebow Do? promotion:

But we were deprived of much of the fun by that old 1-2 punch of threatened litigation and acts of God. First the circumcision was nixed due to questions of taste. Then Florida sent a letter to the team putting a kibosh on any Tebow references […]

If it was Darius Miller instead of Tebow, UK would have to report a minor violation and Miller could be suspended even though he had not given permission to use his name & likeness. (Yeah, Tebow never agreed to show up to the Miracle’s park. But the Spirit of Tebow is everywhere; it surrounds us, binds and circumcises us.)

So the promotion was changed to “Would Would T.T. Do?” Doesn’t have the same ring, but it gets the job done. Still, Someone was not too happy with the shots at His second begotten son.

A funnel cloud could be seen with the naked eye, prompting some fans to question whether or not the big man upstairs was sending a warning to the Miracle for mocking Tebow, who is often referred to by Florida football fans as “The Chosen One.”

The UK Defense clearly should be working on a Penitent Prevent defense for September 26th.

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at Aseaofblue.com and firebilly.com, so go there when I start coasting here.