Or else he does a mean impersonation. How do we know? Well according to Jody Demling, Dicky Lyons won the Elvis impersonation contest last night in Memphis as part of Liberty Bowl festivities. Dicky apparently showed that he is a gyrating fool, causing Jeremy Jarmon to suggest that it was so risque that the camera could only show the top half of his body…..a la Elvis on Ed Sullivan back in the day. Now apparently there is a video out there….but it hasnt been found. Get to work KSR folks….we need it.