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Dick Vitale Wants Tuesday’s Show Thread!

Vitale tweeted this photo with a UK fan (who I’m now told is an editor at LEX 18) last night from the Rays game.

Big Blue Nation, you’re everywhere. I didn’t think anyone went to Rays games.

Join in on the fun by calling (502) 571-1080 or send a text to the TEXTING MACHINE at (317) 385-5148

Topics include:

— Max Smith is your QB

— Twitter monitoring

— Alan Cutler as Rob Roy

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

225 Comments for Dick Vitale Wants Tuesday’s Show Thread!



  1. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:06 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Shut that thing down



  2. St. Paul Raiders
    10:07 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    1. Haha, very nice.



  3. UK_JB
    10:07 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    How does a crater sound?



  4. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Nice sound effects guys. Please make this a regular segment. Take turns making sounds and have callers guess what you are trying to imitate.



  5. Shawon
    10:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know if everybody hears these Sassy commercials, but I think they’re great.



  6. BlueFins
    10:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Has Rob Roy replaced Brassow?



  7. UKfanFelicia1075
    10:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t those guns sound like bb guns? or like a pebble hitting the side of the barn?



  8. Jones Returns
    10:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    “When I get the rock, first I’ll go into triple THREAT position. Then, I’ll BLOW by you! If I don’t pull up and SHOOT, I’ll FIGHT through the traffic, and take it to the TIN ROOF…dunking in your eye. But you know I don’t have to dunk all the time, ’cause when I shoot I be wet like Karen Sypher in Porcinis after some RICKS. My game is so ill DRAKES and Wayne should COMP a beat a make track about it. Maybe as an EXTRA BENEFIT they could bring in Lil Johh to make it CRUNK. I stay posted up in the paint some long defenders gon’ think they need some STRIPPER to remove me. After all that, you can TRUST I be headed to the league to get some long money #YaoMING. So don’t ACT THE FOOL and step to this unless you just want to get BAMBOOZLED, cause I’ll just shoot the 3 while you standin lookin ugly.”



  9. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I guess that one UofL players account that has Cocaine in the name sets it off every time he tweets.



  10. Bluegrass
    10:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Hello all!



  11. Bluegrass
    10:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Follow @RobRoyNotCutler !!



  12. DrSayre
    10:10 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Over/Under on Rob Roy Call? 10:30?



  13. JayCee
    10:10 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Bonner was a product of the system.

    Any pass over 15 yards looked like a retarded duck.



  14. G-Unit
    10:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Hartline = Most over-rated QB in history of UK football!!!



  15. Shawon
    10:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Shane Boyd was not able to “compete and do well”. HE was a losing quarterback for the most part.



  16. Catzfan4life
    10:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Anthony Davis live on Sportscenter @ 10:45



  17. G-Unit
    10:12 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    JayCee – totally agree… looked like a retarded duck that had been shot!



  18. UK_JB
    10:12 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    @12 haha i bet there will be! I bet 10,000K on Sue Wylie’s fur coat



  19. Poco Chang
    10:13 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If Max is not better than Hartline we are doomed.



  20. JayCee
    10:14 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Alabama 6A HS ball ain’t no joke, now.



  21. Kim
    10:14 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t think anyone is surprised that Max Smith is the starter. I’m glad that Newton seems to have a sense of humor about it.



  22. Catzfan4life
    10:15 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    1.Couch
    2.Lorenzen
    3.Woodson
    4.Hartline
    5.Bonner
    6.Smith
    7.Newton
    8.Ryan Lemond
    9.Boyd



  23. Head Bussa
    10:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I certainly could care less who is starting at this point as there is no way Max Smith wasn’t going to be named the starter going into the season. We’ll see what happens as the season goes on, but I fully expect it to be a miserable season and Joker will try different quarterbacks in desperation.



  24. UK_JB
    10:17 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    How do you spell that? G-Knox



  25. Head Bussa
    10:18 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I’m actually a little happy Towles may be fourth string as Joker will not ruin him and he will be fresh for our brand new coach next season.



  26. BBBen
    10:18 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt don’t make fun of the Rays. UK football could learn a thing or two from a team that makes the playoffs out of the SEC of baseball.



  27. yipee
    10:19 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Redshirting towles is a great idea, that gives him more time to develop in such a difficult conference.



  28. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:20 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Beisner likes the Rays…why don’t you guys ever mention his name anymore? Is it because he stole the TV show? Tell the story of the fallout!



  29. Jax Teller
    10:21 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    In other words a kayak is like Matt at the movies (one person). A row boat is like most other people at the movie theater (multiple people).



  30. JayCee
    10:21 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    No, there are different kinds of kayaks. There are enclosed and sit-on-top kayaks. Sit-on-tops are used for fishing and ocean going.



  31. Hungary Games
    10:21 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The real question is what’s the technical difference between cereal and soup?



  32. KCK
    10:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know who was rating quarterbacks in the SEC that year, but Mike Hartline sucked. He always sucked. And if Max Smith can’t give us Mike Hartline performance, we ARE doomed. Ah, heck… we’re doomed anyway.



  33. JayCee
    10:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Some have bulkheads, some have skirt rims, some have internal padding and floatation… depends on the intended use.



  34. Kycatspaws
    10:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You paddle a canoe, you paddle a kayak, but you row a boat with oars. Oars and paddles are not the same.



  35. G-Unit
    10:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    This is amazing – Look at Tee Martins Doing

    Recruits Tee Martin has receive commits from

    Jalen Ramsey – 5 Star – DB – From Tennessee
    Ty Isaac – 5 Star – RB – From Illinois
    Kenny Bigelow- 5 Star – DT – From Maryland
    Khaliel Rodger 5 Star – OT – From Maryland
    El Massington -4 Star – WR – From Texas
    Steve Mitchell-4 Star – WR – From Arkansas
    Jason Hatcher -4 Star – DE – From Kentucky

    The man is a machine!

    AND MAtt – the reason Hartline Appeared so well is because he consistently threw 5 yd passes and WR’s broke them for 25-30yd gains. the WR’s made Hartline.



  36. Jax Teller
    10:24 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Candace Parker is the one married to Sheldon Williams



  37. Bluegrass
    10:24 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Shelden = Shrek



  38. KyGuyBleedsBlue
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    U shouldve asked John short if he knew any of those banned twitter words!!



  39. Head Bussa
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t compare Keith Bogans to Mike Hartline. That is so unfair to Bogans. He actually was the best player on his team his last year. He was good. Hartline was not even close to the best player on the team. He just sucked.



  40. Bluegrass
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    #12 – over



  41. Beans
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    It was nice of Ryan’s brother to call in.



  42. ukblue
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Johnny Short is the man. He knows everything about UK and every date. He needs to do the Y sometime because he deserves it.



  43. Linda Taylor
    10:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Not quite Matt. Rowing sculls can have 1, 2, 4, or 8 people in them. They are the only 1 of the 3 that uses an oar(s). The other 2 use paddles. My dad (remember Hiram?) was on his rowing team in college and it is a great form of exercise.



  44. DrSayre
    10:26 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, those bands are probably upset because you told Shannon to play stuff off of youtube and they’re not getting their royalties



  45. CatsFan
    10:26 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt should get Michael from Dallas to do a report from the UK-Baylor women’s game. I would love to hear him break down Brittney Griner’s game.



  46. Catzfan4life
    10:26 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Diana Turasi best female college player in my opinion.



  47. Jax Teller
    10:27 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Shelden looks like the Elephant Man



  48. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:27 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The Truth!!!



  49. Fake Jim Cantore
    10:28 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, looks like Hurricane Isaac could hit Tampa early nest week and threaten the Republican convention. Gonna shut that thing down.



  50. Bluegrass
    10:28 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    more like 40 years ago



  51. Kim
    10:29 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Great to hear from Truth… hope he’s doing well.



  52. KCK
    10:29 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Poor Truth. He sounds sad.



  53. Julie
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Hey I just remembered to go and “pledge my allegiance” to college color day and we are losing badly to lots of schools we do not want to lose to that’s for sure. AND Missouri is #3, clearly their fan base is going to help build a huge rivalry. http://promo.espn.go.com/espn/contests/clc/2012/
    Go vote!



  54. GoCats2
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    most boring Truth call ever. If he is not going to bring it, don’t let him on the air.



  55. WERUK
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    and Matt just said yesterday, this show isnt about politics yet always brings it up lol I love u Matt



  56. Honky Kong
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Did he just call Hartline an explosive QB ??!!



  57. Head Bussa
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    51 – 2007 Hoosiers were 7-6 and played in the Insight Bowl.



  58. CatsFanInKnoxville
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I think that you should just play elevator style music for the bumpers. That’ll add a nice touch to the show.



  59. jcatron
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If you play Hank Jr. they will shut that thang down.



  60. TAXman
    10:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    36. USC will make anyone look like a master recruiter. I know he’s great, but those kind of recruits weren’t thinking about UK when he was here.



  61. WERUK
    10:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    55. Dude he is very sick,you must not follow the show alot



  62. KingTut
    10:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Could someone please send the Truth a cup of piss and vinegar… He sounds low and it makes me sad…



  63. G-Unit
    10:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Top QB’s

    1. Tim Couch
    2. Andre Woodson
    3. Jared Lorenzen

    those are the only ones that matter



  64. Head Bussa
    10:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    55 — Dude, he has freakin’ cancer. Cut him some slack!



  65. Dickie Z
    10:32 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You can’t say “It’s a free country” and play music for free on the radio. Give me KSR UK t-shirts, because IT’S A FREE COUNTRY!



  66. Catzfan4life
    10:32 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Get well soon Truth!!



  67. GoCats2
    10:32 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    #62 thanks. sorry about that. Had a day off, havent listened to the show since basketball season.



  68. G-Unit
    10:33 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    61- 4 of those guys didnt have USC on thier list until Tee visited them



  69. TAXman
    10:35 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Randy Jenkins is John Short’s brother.



  70. digger phelps
    10:35 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    nba 2012, #1 pick, gold medalist and KY Wildcat Anthony Davis will be live on sportscenter at 1045am



  71. JayCee
    10:36 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I have half a mind to think Joker is sandbagging on Whitlow.

    I realize how incredibly stupid that sounds, but dude is as desperate as desperate gets right now.



  72. Honky Kong
    10:36 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll take Dusty Boner over Hartline any day.



  73. G-Unit
    10:36 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Im telling you, Put Whitlow at QB, SPREAD OPTION!!!!!!! IT WILL WORK!



  74. J in Orlando
    10:36 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Tee is a great recruiter…even at UK he was instrumental in some of the best classes in school history



  75. Azubuike's Bicep
    10:36 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    At what point does Jalen Whitlow get elevated to “Beast” status, like we seem to do with every “practice all-star?”



  76. Jax Teller
    10:37 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Put me at a recruiter at USC and I could basically get 4 and 5 * guys to sign.



  77. blotto
    10:37 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Wow, Ryan. Did Cutler (err..I mean Roy)really say Whitlow was the best QB on the field??



  78. J in Orlando
    10:38 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    78 lol maybe a couple, but what Tee is doing has never been done at USC before…there is a reason they wanted Tee when they could have virtually anyone



  79. JayCee
    10:39 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I heard that Randy Jenkins is now Donnie Baker’s boss.



  80. J in Orlando
    10:39 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    80, i mean 77



  81. thewaitfor8
    10:39 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Hopefully it wasn’t Steve Moss that told Ryan that Whitlow is a good QB.



  82. MCat
    10:40 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, how did you not notice that Ryan said Tee Martin got “slack” instead of “flack”



  83. Travis
    10:41 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Do you think the Cats have been the only team to have a starting QB who also handled punt returns a’la Randall Cobb? I would be sitting in the stands and just laugh at the circumstances and hope Cobb didn’t get crushed on a PR.



  84. GummyBear
    10:41 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Ask Ryan if UK fans were giving Tee Martin slack or flack.



  85. bob
    10:41 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Brohm was on cover not redman



  86. Jax Teller
    10:41 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    79 – Tee is great, but it’s not exactly like USC was signing 2 and 3 star guys before he got there. Has he elevated recruiting there? Absolutely. But to pretend that it’s ALL Tee is misleading.



  87. philip
    10:42 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    A. Randell El returned punts and QB IU, got a Super Bowl ring with Pittsburgh.



  88. G-Unit
    10:42 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Gimme UK’s football team and I would be able to put a 6 win team and be entertaining and competitive every game…



  89. DrSayre
    10:44 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    haha I just looked at the parental guide for Rob Roy on imdb, this is a great line: “There are a few sex scenes in this film. Only male nudity is shown.”



  90. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:44 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Time to shut that thing down!



  91. thewaitfor8
    10:44 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I have a chance to watch the UK/UofL game in the Presidential Suite at PJCS. But if I go, it will be tickets from a member on UofL’s board. Do I go if I can’t wear UK gear?



  92. Bluegrass
    10:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    helluva kicker



  93. lexlady
    10:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    All I can think about with the discussion of this old quarterback is the World of Warcraft video with LEROY JENKINS!!!



  94. thewaitfor8
    10:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I love that our QBs best qualities are that they can punt it well….



  95. Jax Teller
    10:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Last year was Sonny Collins this year its Randy Jenkins. Track him and his quick kick skills down.



  96. Head Bussa
    10:47 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Haven’t seem the youngsters play, but I can guarantee that Whitlow and Towles are better than Newton.



  97. Travis
    10:48 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Here is an update and short bio on Randy “Stickleyville Slingshot” Jenkins from 2006. After spending 21 years in construction, Jenkins started his own company nine months ago. He operates New Vision Restoration, a full-service repair business for fire, wind and water damage. He also owns New Vision Promotions, which prints sports calendars for area high schools.

    http://www.timesnews.net/article.php?id=3668149



  98. J in Orlando
    10:48 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    This song always reminds me of the Big Lebowski



  99. TeamHung
    10:48 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in… Come on Matt you should know this.



  100. GummyBear
    10:48 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    That was in The Big Lebowski.. great song.



  101. KCK
    10:48 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, obviously you’re not a “Big Lebowski” fan. That movie immortalized that classic Kenny Rogers song. Your music knowledge needs a kick in the ass.



  102. ktmiln2
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt apparently doesn’t appreciate the Big Lebowski. Thinking that Kenny Rogers song is horrible is like, your opinion, man.



  103. MrPasley
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Anybody else seen or heard this??? Not sure if it’s a good thing or bad, guess they’ll do what ever to make a buck.



  104. Captain Wildcat
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Randy Jenkins Had Maxwell Smith skills



  105. JayCee
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You want a toe? I can get you a toe, no problem.



  106. Travis
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Great choice, Shannon!!! Excellent song and Matt should know it’s from “The Big Lewbowski.” #Amateur



  107. ktmiln2
    10:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    99-102 are totally with me.



  108. Toothless Temp
    10:50 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Great song, was featured in the Big Lebowski. Way to not know that Matt Jones…movie buff my arse!



  109. Travis
    10:50 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    “Obviously you’re not a golfer.”



  110. GummyBear
    10:50 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    94.. That video is funny as hell.



  111. Toothless Temp
    10:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    107) haha you beat me to it! #Amateur



  112. Bluegrass
    10:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan rubbing salt in the wounds



  113. So True
    10:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Kenny Rogers and the First Edition, saw them play at Memorial Collesium when I was in High School. We had to leave early because a parent was picking us up, and we fell down the steps in the dark. Loved them!!



  114. JayCee
    10:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    109- so 106 is just chopped liver?



  115. UK_JB
    10:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    When are you going cover it for Middlesboro High School?



  116. So True
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink


  117. Scott
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    CRABCAKES AND FOOTBALL! THAT’S WHAT MARYLAND DOES! http://youtu.be/0_2ADWBZgS8



  118. Jax Teller
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    So of all our quarterbacks that beat Tennessee: one specialized in the quick kick and another was a WR playing QB for the first time ever. Wow.



  119. Bluegrass
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Fear the egg smellin’ Terp



  120. Neil
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Kentucky played Wisconsin in that Hall of Fame bowl.



  121. Travis
    10:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Cats win #8. Mark it eight, Dude.



  122. Hash
    10:54 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    119…HILLARIOUS!



  123. UK_JB
    10:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like a bruise to me…



  124. Bluegrass
    10:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    we should get black helmets to match the jersey



  125. Hash
    10:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    They need black helmets too. The white or blue helmets looks stupid with the black jerseys.



  126. UK Terry
    10:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    #103 +1 The Dude Abides



  127. cats1068
    10:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt and Ryan, you sound like old fogies. You’re not wearing the uni’s. 18-22 yr olds are.



  128. Hash
    10:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Wow…You would have thought that the entire hour would be spent talking about Randy Jenkins.



  129. Kim
    10:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    127 – I agree, they need black helmets if they are going to wear black uniforms.



  130. Fake_Sue_Wylie
    10:57 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Is Billy Clyde on that list?



  131. JayCee
    10:57 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Black on white really highlights the keystone cop aspect.



  132. kellibeth
    10:58 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Shannon I’m glad whoever took all your music away left you some Oak Ridge Boys….



  133. BBBen
    11:00 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Did you hear about how the words got released and Muslim and Arab were on it. From what I understand UK quickly said those were built in with the program. Must have been government used first.



  134. Delaney Hanley
    11:06 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    ASCAP must listen to ksr because everyone has been raving lately about the great music selections Shannon the Dude has been making. They want to shut him down taking his music away. Conway Twitty must have complained.



  135. Eddie C
    11:07 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The Louisville Defense will score more points than the Kentucky Offense on the second of September. This is the first of many epic beat downs that Charlie and the Red Rage will inflict on the mildcats. Football is King in the South and UK is back in the backseat while the Cards are back in the top 25. Enjoy your long wait for Basketball Cayet Fan.



  136. JayCee
    11:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    LMAO at “the red rage.”

    Holy crap that’s rich.



  137. J in Orlando
    11:08 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    ASCAP hits Matt up for $.02 every time he tweets “Bum Bum Bum”…true story



  138. JayCee
    11:09 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    137- Aisle #4 for that red rage problem.



  139. UK_JB
    11:10 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    What if someone puts that “word” in their twitter status?



  140. J in Orlando
    11:10 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    “Night Golf” should be on the list



  141. Edd
    11:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If the word is on the list, it’s already old.



  142. thewaitfor8
    11:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I like that they didn’t add “bloods” but they added crips.



  143. Jive Dude from Airplane Movie
    11:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!



  144. Bluegrass
    11:11 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    knuck if you buck



  145. Most Interesting Man
    11:12 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t always get plastered, but when I do I tweet about it first.



  146. blotto
    11:12 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Does the phrase, “I’ve been thinking of you a lot” get red-flagged as well?



  147. STUPID
    11:12 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Buck mean to get Wild. Not to shoot



  148. Jax Teller
    11:15 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    All of this flagging stuff is great, but why are the only teams that don’t get flagged the UL football and basketball teams? Aren’t those the only ones that people should really care about? I guess they don’t want to forfeit that steeplechase national championship. Gotta protect your investment.



  149. Jive Turkey from Airplane Movie
    11:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf’ be messin’ mah old lady… got to be runnin’ cold upside down his head, you know?
    Second Jive Dude: Hey home’, I can dig it. Know ain’t gonna lay no mo’ big rap up on you, man!
    First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky… subba say I wan’ see…
    Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.
    First Jive Dude: …pray to J I did the same ol’ same ol’!
    Second Jive Dude: Hey… knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in’, man!
    First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak ’em…
    First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: …leg ‘er down a smack ’em yak ’em!
    First Jive Dude: COL’ got to be! Y’know? Shiiiiit.



  150. Clint Hurtt
    11:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Cocaine’s a hell of a drug



  151. UK_JB
    11:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    How about Hash Browns?



  152. Eddie C
    11:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    It’s starting to bother me that Ryan has the same voting power that I do.



  153. wow white guys
    11:16 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    this is embarrassing.

    buck- im finna get buck (wild, throwd, gone)
    parlay- parlay social, the bar… lol these kids aint callin up bookies
    cheat sheet- another lol, this is just what it sounds like. kids cheating on tests

    goofy white guys talking about this is very entertaining.



  154. JayCee
    11:17 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    survey says



  155. wow white guys
    11:17 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    151- youre an idiot



  156. Delaney Hanley
    11:18 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    That ding is from Family Fued which reminds me of Richard Dawson and Def Leppard



  157. Jax Teller
    11:19 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I gotta say I liked the first sound effect much better. Completely unexpected. That was great.



  158. UK_JB
    11:19 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I love how everyone on family feud always says good answer and claps like a moron when the answer is horrible



  159. Baldy in Mendo
    11:21 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Buck Wild!



  160. St. Paul Raiders
    11:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    158- Very nice.



  161. Jive Turkey from Airplane Movie
    11:22 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Randy: Can I get you something?
    Second Jive Dude: ‘S’mofo butter layin’ me to da’ BONE! Jackin’ me up… tight me!
    Randy: I’m sorry, I don’t understand.
    First Jive Dude: Cutty say ‘e can’t HANG!
    Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
    Randy: Oh, good.
    Jive Lady: He said that he’s in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
    Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I’ll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
    Jive Lady: [to the Second Jive Dude] Jus’ hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da’ rebound on da’ med side.
    Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
    Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!
    First Jive Dude: Say ‘e can’t hang, say seven up!
    Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don’t got no brains anyhow! Shiiiiit.



  162. juice
    11:23 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If I was an athlete at either school I would be sending random stupid tweets with the words just to make them *DING*!



  163. Poco Chang
    11:24 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Is that guy calling from a pet shop?



  164. Baldy in Mendo
    11:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    What about when the UofL player inevitably misspells the drug reference? Will it still ding?



  165. Bluegrass
    11:25 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    is this guy calling from a can on a string?



  166. WestWorld
    11:26 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If I were a player, I would include a word in every tweet in a way that would not be considered inflammatory.



  167. UK_JB
    11:27 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    That sound effect is hilarious



  168. Nope
    11:27 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    166- Funniest thing I have heard today



  169. Head Bussa
    11:28 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The plan may be to redshirt Towles, but if Smith goes down I fully expect the redshirt to come off our man Towles.



  170. Fake Cash
    11:28 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Does this list apply to the Cards’ basketball team? What happens if Porcini’s comes up???



  171. Rockfield, KY
    11:29 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe I’m childish, but I laugh out loud every time they hit the DING.



  172. Laker Cat 18
    11:29 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    LaRod King saying which QB is better is like wiping before you poop. The fans are hating on the QB now because Mr. King can’t catch a football. We as fans need to slack off the QB position. We need better receivers, we need a better line, and we need better coaches.



  173. Seneca
    11:30 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The software companies are not monitoring the tweets/posts. UK has to do that. All the companies do is provide the software. I think Ryan is correct: there is a poor soul at UK that is going to have to do that.



  174. Another Perspective
    11:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    It may be funny to think about “sticking it to the man” and using all the phrases on the alert list, but it would most likely be some low-level grad student who is checking those notification emails. They just glance at them and delete them. Kind of a hollow victory to flood their queue.



  175. Chris
    11:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    We surveyed the top 100 anonymous coaches and the top 5 answers are on the board.



  176. J in Orlando
    11:31 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    172 probably nothing…15 seconds doesn’t really give them enough time to react



  177. TeamHung
    11:32 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    The Calipari Experience: Day in the life of the winningest basketball program in history.

    The Pitino Experience: Three pumps and an apology.



  178. Head Bussa
    11:32 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, I know you live by Cherokee Park. Running the 2.4 mile loop is a good workout as there are some good hills there.



  179. juice
    11:33 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    that tree hugger ad has to go!!!!!!!



  180. hash
    11:33 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    What about that Arbor Day foundation commercial by the Beach Boys. ha ha



  181. G-Unit
    11:33 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    $300 FOR LEBRONS SHOES!?!?! SMH!



  182. Head Bussa
    11:34 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    That song sucks by The Clash, but is an all-time great by The Bobby Fuller Four



  183. Jax Teller
    11:35 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    WOW. I just checked slimming. Yeah, might want to leave that one alone on the radio.



  184. Mrs. Jones
    11:35 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    bum bum bum



  185. G-Unit
    11:37 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    185 – mee too! that shits messed up!



  186. Delaney Hanley
    11:37 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Pitino knows all about slimming he and Karen Sypher did that at Porcinis



  187. G-Unit
    11:37 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    MTV – Maternity TV?



  188. Bluegrass
    11:38 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Slimming sounds painful. I could think of a million things more fun than that!



  189. Azubuike's Bicep
    11:40 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Called it.



  190. Jax Teller
    11:41 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    @bookie3_FLYA



  191. Bluegrass
    11:43 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I call BS on any hardcore UK fan that says God before all. If UK was playing in a championship game on a sunday morning during church hours – how many hardcore fans would skip the game and go to church?!



  192. Jax Teller
    11:44 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Hearing Matt bring his country twang out reading Bookie tweets is great.



  193. Head Bussa
    11:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Anthony is probably just thinking about the experience of being around and playing with all those superstars. He is still young and is probably still star-struck. I think when he gets older, gets used to playing in the NBA, he will probably change his mind and think about how special that national championship was as he played a major role.



  194. Travis
    11:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    159…Jax, I tweeted the same thing to Shannon. Completely unexpected and pure awesomeness.



  195. Azubuike's Bicep
    11:45 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    As a kid, he stuttered, but he still got the ladies.



  196. Jax Teller
    11:46 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    If anybody was wondering who the William Shakespeare of the football team was…look no further than Bookie.



  197. Jax Teller
    11:46 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    196 – It was so out of left field. I lost it.



  198. WestWorld
    11:47 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/ can be your friend



  199. Jax Teller
    11:47 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    ish = shit



  200. J in Orlando
    11:47 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    198 lol 300 years from now high school students will be studying Bookie’s tweets…maybe Shakespeare’s writing is so unusual because he was the Bookie of his time



  201. UK_JB
    11:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Isn’t he on SNF?



  202. Azubuike's Bicep
    11:49 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You don’t think Collinsworth has a bias?



  203. ktmiln2
    11:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    That’s just like Gabe’s opinion, man.



  204. Birddog
    11:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I was at Fan Day and Towels was the 4th best QB that day!



  205. Bill
    11:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Typical delusional fan there…yeah joker doesn’t want to put the best product on the field…what an idiot



  206. Travis
    11:51 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    #205…nice!!



  207. UK_JB
    11:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    More for LESS



  208. G-Unit
    11:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Just watched some highlights of Whitlow… whitlow is a big time athlete… very fast and a good/strong arm



  209. Dh
    11:52 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Anyone else notice that the podcasts are only recorded in mono (one channel) recently? Thought maybe it was due to being on the road but yesterday’s was the same way.



  210. BlueWhipped
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    According to Blackstreet, catchin feelins is a no.



  211. J in Orlando
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    lol Ryan holds the door of the machine open after someone else pays for the paper=free paper



  212. Birddog
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Whitlow is impressive!



  213. kellibeth
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    I think “sliver” is actually supposed to be “silver”….if you look at the tweet it had a pic of him as a kid with silver teeth



  214. Bill
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    It is 2 bucks…saw at the gas station



  215. DrSayre
    11:53 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Im sure if you go to UK tomorrow, you can get a free paper…always try to get students to start buying the paper by giving away free copies during the first week



  216. Jax Teller
    11:54 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Matt that’s where you are wrong EVERYBODY cares about the Steeplechase national champion.



  217. Hash
    11:54 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Isn’t one of the twitter handles of one of U of L’s football player’s Cocaine slanger 27 or something like that?



  218. ktmiln2
    11:54 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    Ryan, I will have you know that I follow the Louisville volleyball players. And that is why I am not allowed within 300 yards of the UL Campus.



  219. big tim
    11:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    no qb starts in the sec as a true freshman with only 3 weeks of practice and is great. when you have to learn the offense read defense people act like towles in joe Montana as a freshman hes not yet its a big jump from high school to college



  220. J in Orlando
    11:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    optimistically speaking, about 5% of the population actually understands what “free speech” actually means constitutionally



  221. Linda Taylor
    11:55 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    You are so right Jax I can’t sleep the night before the UL steeplechase guy has a race. Not.



  222. G-Unit
    11:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    214 – I’m not a big UK Football follower… i live in LA and am a USC fan… i coach football though, have for a long time… If UK wants to catch ppl off guard and give them the best shot at winning… you go with whitlow! good athlete!



  223. Head Bussa
    11:56 am August 21, 2012 Permalink

    207 — You are the one who doesn’t have a clue. Calling someone an idiot for questioning Joker makes me cringe. You are the delusional fan as you actually believe Joker knows how to put a good product on the field. How long is it going to take for people like you to realize that Joker is not a good coach? Do you not recall Joker saying Hartline gave us the best chance to win over playing Cobb at the quarterback. I guess fans that thought he was wrong about that were delusional? I don’t think so.