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Dick Vitale, the Hooters Girls and Fake Jerry Rice Want Afternoon Notes

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One of the perks of being the face and voice of a good cause is that you get to mingle with the sponsors.  For Dick Vitale, a one-day stream of Tweets proves the importance of having good sponsors.  A few notes…

 – Obviously, the biggest story of the day turned out to be that there will be no story regarding Jon Davisand his selection of a college.  Various reports have him flipping to the Cards or Illini or re-committing to the Cats.  At this point, no one really knows what his decision will be and he and his family are keeping very quiet.  What is known is that Ron Zook will make a visit to Louisville today for one final push and that Davis is “close” to making his final call.  This, of course, comes after reports surfaced last night that the decision was made and he would announce today.  Does that mean that the Davis family is hosting Zook just as a formality and the decision is between the Cats and Cards?  I don’t know.  That would just be speculation and we just said we weren’t going do do that, didn’t we?

 – With the new release of ESPN’s rankings and Bryan the Intern looking`into next season, excitement seems to be at an all-time high for future projections.  Not surprisingly, ESPN jumped onto the future bandwagon and posted their NBA Draft Lottery simulator.  You’ll get different results almost every time you run the program (thus the excitement of the lottery!), but one of the more favorable scenarios seems to involve Enes Kanter pairing with John Wall in Washington and Terrence Jones joining Boogie in Sacramento.  If that turns out to be true, the second greatest night in the history of the program could be the start of deep-rooted NBA allegiances.  Are you going Wizards or Kings? 

 – As he continues to be the Bizzaro Antoine Walker, Jamal Mashburn joined Steve Beshear todayto advocate for raising the dropout age in Kentucky.  The proposal would push the age to 17 in 2015 and 18 the following year.  For a guy who hails from the other side of the country, Mashburn has blazed a nice trail of business and charity work in Kentucky since earning his big checks.  Hopefully, it’s a trail that some of the recent UK departures will also travel.  After they drop out of college and go pro.

 – For those of you that are ESPN Insiders, the site offers a behind-the-scenes look at the NCAA Eligibility Center, which sounds as dorky and painfully awful as any other corporate job.  Ugly Sweater Days!  A Halloween costume contest!  An Enes Kanter dart board!  They didn’t say that, but we all know it’s there.  

 – I won’t link it because someone will inevitably call me a jerk for doing so, but Pat Forde started beef with Monkey’s Eyebrow, Ky.in his Forde Yard Dash or whatever it’s called yesterday.  Forde started ragging on coach’s call-in shows and then wrote a parody about….oh, hell.  Here it is.  You can just read it.

 – If you missed the radio show this morning, make sure you check out the podcast below.  Matt and Zach talked Jon Davis and Tee Martin and then traveled down through all the great memories of the Billy Gillispie Experiment.  It was a nostalgic tour you know you want to savor.  Listen below. 

And, as an added bonus, here’s the Drew Franklin video referenced on today’s radio show.  I hope you brought a tissue.

Article written by Thomas Beisner

42 Comments for Dick Vitale, the Hooters Girls and Fake Jerry Rice Want Afternoon Notes



  1. not quite
    2:07 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    yes, yes, no, yes



  2. JRA
    2:10 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    easiest way to get young people to graduate from high school or get their GED would be to make in necessary to have both in order to renew their drivers license. Unless of course you are of the group that thinks driving is a right and not a privilege. Do you really think someone who doesn’t finish high school or have their GED should be driving? Some times simple isn’t so simple but it this case it may be indicated.



  3. JRA
    2:11 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    either, not both!



  4. GO VOTE!!!
    2:13 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Vote for Coach Cal. Winning coach/charity gets $100k. Vote everyday thru 3-11-11 Help Samaritan’s Feet in their remarkable efforts! The Infiniti Coaches’ Charity Challenge. Right now that coach from Floridip is winning, little slick quick ricks buddy, don’t let him win, show the Infiniti Coaches Charity that the BBN rules! Vote now and every day. Let’s bring this home for Coach Cal since he got robbed of the last award he so deserved! GO CATS!

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  5. Tony Kornheiser
    2:18 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Dicky V, Hot Hooters Girls, and Joe Pesci. That sounds like my hot tub.



  6. Big Blue 66
    2:18 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    3,4,1,2



  7. Little Known Facts
    2:21 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    EVERY ONE!!! PLEASE AVOID THE D PAGE ft SMURF DIRT “BLUE AND WHITE” VIDEO LIKE THE PLAQUE!!! IT IS KNOWN TO CAUSE BLEEDING IN THE EARS AND SMACKING OF CHILDREN!!! I SWEAR TO GOD THE SINGLE BIGGEST PILE OF SH** I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!!! (even if it is a UK song… its not about UK… its GANGSTA… and GARBAGE!!)



  8. cracka
    2:22 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    who the hell is perry jones …



  9. DonnyBaker
    2:28 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    It’s “Monkey’s Eyebrow”, it’s just down the road from Paducah and around the corner from “Possum Trot”. Get it right! Forde did.



  10. Alabama Cat
    2:41 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Hey 9, don’t forget Bandana and Oscar, my home sweet home. No matter where I go, that area of Ballard County will always be home.



  11. Alan Cutler's Flatulence
    2:42 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I’d like a order of 1 with a side of 4. 2 can watch.



  12. Hunter1249
    2:45 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    9) Actually the Monkey’s Eyebrow is off the BG Parkway in Washington County near Willisburg. Unless there is two I don’t know about.



  13. Hartline
    2:46 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Pat Forde is a tool



  14. iWantToGrowUpAndBeTheDrewFranklin
    2:48 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    hahahaha I hadn’t seen that video yet.



  15. Don
    2:49 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I need a hot towel please…



  16. lexslamman
    2:49 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Forde is right. The people on our call-in shows are inbred morons who sound like they fell off the Tea Party Express and landed on their heads.



  17. Harley Wells
    2:50 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    The Hooter girl in the background on the left looks pissed. Arms folded…there’s your indicator. She wants a FREE ENES!!



  18. BlueGene
    3:01 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    The video was great. Nice work! As for the Pat Forde blog. I’m sorry, that’s kinda funny, even if he is a douche!



  19. Houston_Matt
    3:04 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    That very well could be one of the weakest NBA lotteries I have ever seen.



  20. SexnNursinHomes
    3:05 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Beis is throwin up Hooter chicks. That made my day. The Hooters in Ocala has 2 knocked up girls, 6 and 7 month pregnant, and their chest/asses are flatter than the state of kansas.



  21. DonnyBaker
    3:30 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Wrong answer 12. Monkey’s Eyebrow is in Ballard County, far Western KY. Possum Trot is in Marshall County. Paducah is in McCracken County, halfway between the two.



  22. DoubleZeroMostel
    3:30 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    16, so any body who agrees with the tea party is an inbred moron? I think a lot of the business owners out there, you know the ones that acutally pay taxes instead of getting refund checks, might disagree with you on this point. That being said, the call-in shows are pretty ridiculous.



  23. meistro
    3:31 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Girls that look like that never work at any of the Hooters I have ever been to. 🙁



  24. Checks Pool Room
    3:39 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    #12 and #21….there is a place in Butler Co. Monkeys Eyebrow also so on Highway 231 near Morgantown…….I lived there



  25. Tbone
    3:40 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    What up with the dude in the top right in the hooters pic?! Creepy.



  26. SexnNursinHomes
    3:55 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    23- no doubt. these are hired models for Hooters.

    25- hahaha- guy definitely has his sexual predator face going on



  27. LaRon
    3:58 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    That dude behind the hooter girl to the left of Vitale looks like a old Calipari in 10-15 years



  28. Lex07
    4:15 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    They should use smaller plates for their ads. Vitale’s plate looks like a rip-off.



  29. tyrus
    4:21 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    9-22)Remembering my days at Murray state, wasn’t there also a Devil’s Elbow near LBL?



  30. TIMMAY!!!
    4:30 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Forde is such a dick, apperently he forgot that Louisville is still part of Kentucky. Thats why I hate U of L, not because of the players or coaches, its the elitist douchebag fans who think there better than everybody else in KY because there from Louisville.



  31. oldmaninblue
    4:31 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Paducah is halfway between Monkey’s Eyebrow and Possum Trot.



  32. KYWineman
    4:34 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    There was a Monkey’s Eyebrow store at exit 49 on the BG parkway. I don’t know if there was a community called that or not.



  33. Canadian Mountme
    4:49 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Did I miss something….where the F was the Coury Flurry in that video?



  34. manu1433
    5:00 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I hate to say it but what pat forde said was absolutely positively true…that is exactly like something someone would say to Tubby and is also alot like what people are saying about Jon Hood right now



  35. WearIt
    5:21 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I watched KC Ross-Miller play Monday night for the University of New Orleans, he doesn’t start.



  36. Stickman
    5:54 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    lexslamman Says:
    January 26th, 2011 at 2:49 pm
    “Forde is right. The people on our call-in shows are inbred morons who sound like they fell off the Tea Party Express and landed on their heads”

    Hey sport you’d be surprised at your average Tea Party member. I’d be willing to bet they have alot more going for them than you do.



  37. Finnegan
    6:02 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    The Tea Party is just a cannibalistic movement that is devouring the Republican party. William F Buckley is being traded in for Sarah Palin and fiscal economics for mindless “taxed enough already” crap. That being said Pat Forde was wrong to generalize like that. If you have an open forum over radio there are going to be a few people calling in missing a chromosome or two.



  38. Smitty4UK
    6:34 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I think you meant fake KENNY RICE in the picture



  39. BugTussel
    7:57 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    Correct 21. Others go Google.



  40. paducahdave
    8:51 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    THE monkey’s eyebrow is in Ballard County….and Yes the Real Ballard not the Ballard is Looserville…..



  41. Conservative Cat
    9:54 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    16) Actually they seem more like slobbering Obama Kool Aid drinkers who think only what their faux “messiah” tells them to think. Then again most Obama supporters are too busy dialing the 1-900 numbers to get their jollies in the basement corner while maxing out their parents credit cards.



  42. hard nipples
    10:13 pm January 26, 2011 Permalink

    I agree with 33. You can’t even say there is a lack of footage of the Flurry…amazingly. How is Jodie Meeks not talked about more?