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Diamondback pitcher pitched with poo in pants

Arizona Diamondback pitcher Archie Bradley was fine in the second but had a terrible turd inning.

I actually don’t know what inning Bradley entered the game, but earlier this season he did crap his pants. It happened and he admitted it while appearing on Yahoo! Sports MLB Podcast.

“So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually s–t my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants. I’m like, ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach, Mike Fetters, says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially.

“It was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been on the mound. And I actually had a good inning. I had a clean inning, and I walked in the dugout and I was like, ‘Guys, I just (crapped) myself.’ They didn’t believe me, then the bullpen came in and they’re like, ‘Oh my God, you had to see this.’”

Clean inning. Classic. I get it. But in all seriousness, if you’re having a bad evening just remember you probably didn’t do your job with poop pants. Although if you did, maybe let us know?


Article written by TJ Walker

13 Comments for Diamondback pitcher pitched with poo in pants

  1. antiquefurnitureandmidgets
    10:50 pm June 26, 2018 Permalink

    I actually did once but there will be no discussion of the matter. Thanks in advance for your understanding.

  2. unbridled
    11:46 pm June 26, 2018 Permalink

    There are 2 types of people in this world. Those who have pooped their pants in adulthood and those who lie and deny it.

  3. Cletis75
    1:49 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    Hopefully he isn’t in the early stages of UC or crohns disease.

    • JoeMoney333
      7:43 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

      That’s some WebMD type analysis. He just sharted. At worst it could be a light case of IBS…. or cancer. On the internet, it’s always cancer.

  4. J. Did
    6:50 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    His walk up song shall henceforth be: Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

  5. J. Did
    6:52 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    Another walk up song: You Dropped a Bomb On Me.

    • JTHinton
      7:51 am June 27, 2018 Permalink


    • Greatcatfan
      5:26 pm June 27, 2018 Permalink

      When you’re driving in your Chevy and you feel something heavy…

  6. Wade
    8:31 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    That’s some boss shit. Got him with some magic shit that’s when the pee is the misdirection but it’s really flatulation and in the end saturation. Its a downhill slope from there usually but not for this fellow he pitches the crap out of that game.

  7. runningunnin.454
    9:47 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    Is this really news? Happened to every pitcher when Ted Williams, Reggie Jackson, or Miguel Cabrera stepped to the plate.

  8. The Seer
    10:03 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    Stick to sharts

  9. BallDontLie
    10:12 am June 27, 2018 Permalink

    If you have worked in landscaping or a lot of other manual labor type jobs then you jave definitely crapped pants on the job, or at least have some funny close call stories

    • Greatcatfan
      5:29 pm June 27, 2018 Permalink

      Squat and lift 2 100lb bags of cement after eating at a Chinese buffet and see what happens.