Arizona Diamondback pitcher Archie Bradley was fine in the second but had a terrible turd inning.
I actually don’t know what inning Bradley entered the game, but earlier this season he did crap his pants. It happened and he admitted it while appearing on Yahoo! Sports MLB Podcast.
“So it’s a 2-2 count, and I’m like, ‘Man, I have to pee. I have to go pee.’ So I run in our bathroom real quick, I’m ready to go. I’m trying to pee and I actually s–t my pants. Like right before I’m about to go in the game, I pooped my pants. I’m like, ‘Oh my gosh.’ I know I’m a pitch away from going in the game, so I’m scrambling to clean myself up. I get it cleaned up the best I can, button my pants up, and our bullpen coach, Mike Fetters, says, ‘Hey, you’re in the game.’ So I’m jogging into the game to pitch with poop in my pants essentially.
“It was the most uncomfortable I’ve ever been on the mound. And I actually had a good inning. I had a clean inning, and I walked in the dugout and I was like, ‘Guys, I just (crapped) myself.’ They didn’t believe me, then the bullpen came in and they’re like, ‘Oh my God, you had to see this.’”
Clean inning. Classic. I get it. But in all seriousness, if you’re having a bad evening just remember you probably didn’t do your job with poop pants. Although if you did, maybe let us know?