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**Dennis Thomas Resigns – Calipari’s 1,000th Win Party Scheduled For BBM**

Kentucky fans were calling for it for a while, but **the man that penned the letter chastising Kentucky for celebrating John Calipari’s ‘500th’ win resigned citing “unforeseen personal reasons.”** Thomas plans to stay a member of the committee of infractions, but has given up his chairmanship and is being replaced by the commissioner from Conference USA. In all seriousness, I hope the ‘unforseen personal reasons’ are nothing bad, but if Thomas resigning helps the NCAA stop selectively enforcing random rules, it’s good news for all of college sports.

Thomas also oversaw the cases against Tennessee and Connecticut.

Now on a completely unrelated note, meet my pick for the next coaches opening at the University of Kentucky, regardless of sport.

To Cats acting like Dogs and beating the Chippewas – whatever they are.

## 20 Comments for Dennis Thomas Resigns – Calipari’s 1,000th Win Party Scheduled For BBM

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Ha ha Matt Jones. Love your new profile pic. Saw that series of pics when looking for the best dressed. Love that they included a picture of the servers. See, they are a party committed to diversity.

The Dirty Birds are getting whipped by Fla International 21-10. Doesn’t seem that Hurtt has helped them cheat their way to the top.

Bennett is a funny guy. You have to YouTube his local commercials here in Myrtle Beach. The duck call one is great stuff.

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Black Alan Cutler.

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dude is funny …. good grief

That is one hell of a stache. It isn’t Rollie Fingers cool, but it is still cool. Dude can be my wingman any day.

I hope the “unforeseen personal reasons” is herpes.

>I hope the ‘unforseen personal reasons’ are nothing bad

I guess that makes you a better person than me then ’cause *I* hope it’s bad. And PAINFUL, too! Like, oh, I dunno…..maybe a kidney stone the size of a basketball. And when it finally works its way out in about a year, I hope it’s royal blue and white and looks just like Calipari’s face.

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ooooweee…what up with that..

Chippewas are an Indian Tribe. You stated “whatever they are”. I’m surprised that you didn’t know that.

Dennis the Pennis will get his.

Resigning for unforeseen personal reasons is understandable. We get that. Health, family isues, whatever. Life makes you adjust your priorities.

But resigning your role as chairman of the committee while remaining a regular member of that committee? What “personal reasons” force that kind of organizational move? Something about that doesn’t sound right. Could be the chairmanship is a tough gig that demands much more time and travel. Could be the unforeseen personal reasons are not the least bit dire. But my guess is the commissioner of Conference USA is replacing him for purely political reasons.

“unforseen personal reasons”, meaning he crapped his depends in a meeting?

When did “Ravishing” Ric Rude become a football coach?