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Congressional Debate Candidate Represents the Cats

If you live around the Lexington area, you know that you have been bombarded with ads for the Ben Chandler-Andy Barr race. For those of us at KSR, the race has been difficult, as Ben Chandler is a friend and Andy Barr has previously stated in the Lexington Herald Leader that KSR is his favorite web site (a bold stance that we love). But up to this moment, we had never considered Independent candidate Randolph Vance. Now admittedly, I know nothing about him or his policies, but as the picture above showcases, I do know that he showed up last night for the debate wearing a UK tie and dressing like a Rupp Arena usher. For that, he deserves much praise. If you are in the middle of a political debate and you rep the Blue, we will give a salute to you. So go get em Randolph Vance…#AllCatsEverything

Article written by Matt Jones

22 Comments for Congressional Debate Candidate Represents the Cats



  1. Cat Fan In Hoosierland
    9:33 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    “Congressional Debate Candidate Represents the Cats” … and British dental hygiene.

    BA-ZING!



  2. GMo
    9:34 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    dude’s got summer teeth



  3. aj
    9:35 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    I want those teeth for halloween



  4. OneAndDone
    9:36 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    One bite from him would get you a looonnnggg hospital stay…



  5. poopy pants
    9:39 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Thanks for perpetuating the sterotype . Nice grill .



  6. poopy pants
    9:40 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    ” Vote for me….or I’ll bite you “



  7. BLUE BALLS
    9:41 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    While not running for office, Randolf enjoys eating rocks, crashing his face on granite and chewing live hand granades.



  8. Manbearpig
    9:46 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Dude has been flossing with barb wire



  9. Jack'O Lantern
    9:46 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Stick a candle in his gizzard and watch him glow!!!
    What,no dental plan???



  10. Sloth
    9:48 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Someone give this guy a Baby Ruth!



  11. JayCee
    9:49 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Dear Diary… I bit my lip again today.



  12. JayCee
    9:51 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    This guy is obviously the product love child of Dan Aykroyd and Rich Eisen.



  13. UK_JB
    9:52 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    He didn’t really talk much…



  14. bigcat76
    10:02 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    He could eat a corn cob through a chain link fence with those choppers.



  15. Chicago Chris
    10:02 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    I would also like to comment on his teeth.



  16. Randolph Vance
    10:20 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    My Political Profile was listed in the Herald Leader last Sunday. I studied at Lexington Community College and am gainfully employed by an area convenience store.



  17. MAKO SHARK SAYS
    10:26 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    his teefffs are terrifying!!!



  18. Bart Edwards
    10:29 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    That’s a violation of federal election law right there, boys… Where’s your disclaimer? Paid for by Kentucky Sports Radio.
    (But seriously, y’all stop talking about the poor man’s teeth.)



  19. johnwaynelives
    10:29 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    HE LOOKS LIKE THE GEORGIA BULLDOG!!!



  20. luvmesumcats
    10:48 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Heard him speak once…”Lots of people don’t take my campaign seriously because I work third shift at an area convenience store” was his opening line. He also likes nuclear power for Kentucky.

    Advance with VANCE.



  21. Randolph Vance
    11:46 am October 30, 2012 Permalink

    I like SAFER nuclear power based on Thorium and not heavy-water Uranium. If you research Thorium on Google and YouTube, you’ll see what I’m talking about.

    And as for the teeth… If you want a Congressman who will take a BITE out of the partisin gridlock, vote for me! *GRRR!!!*



  22. me
    12:15 pm October 30, 2012 Permalink

    Calls the show and makes fun of his own teeth! I like this guy. I am happy to have a 3rd choice so I don’t have to vote for those other 2 jerks.