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AHHHHH….IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Flex your muscles.  Beat your chest.  Let out a primal roar.  Kentucky Sports Radio is back this morning and the guys are ready to celebrate a fantastic Tuesday with you.  Don’t leave them hanging. 

Here’s what we’ll be talking about today:

* Jorts, Jorts, Jorts and more Jorts

* Perhaps the greatest tale of Billy Clyde to date

* The visit of Shabazz Muhammad and Torian Graham

* More Jorts

The comments game also continues this week and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.

Listen to Kentucky Sports Radio

Article written by Thomas Beisner

299 Comments for AHHHHH….IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!



  1. nathan
    10:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    is wearing JORTS at work today



  2. JortsMania
    10:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Wear your Canadian Tux with pride!



  3. I am Jorts
    10:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Them for today’s KSTV commercial…

    I am Jorts.



  4. matt
    10:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    No way we lose on Jorts day. Its been along time since I ve been this pumped on a Senior Day…Cats by 90 Leggggoooooooo



  5. CT
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Streaming is sucking early today!



  6. GoCats32
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Happy Jorts day everybody!!!!



  7. Jorts-a-doodle-doo
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Am I listening to the right station?



  8. WalkersGoggles
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    For those about to rock, we salute you!!
    http://www.eoutlet4u.com/images/uploads/1809.JPG



  9. BBN Boy
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Was not allowed to wear Jorts because my boss is a UofL fan!!



  10. KSR FREE Contest Winner
    10:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt – I know you have a ton of extra tickets laying around the studio so can you hook it up with a few for tonight’s game?



  11. btowncatfan
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Hey I’m winning the contest today and I want my prize now! Go Jorts!



  12. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt: PLEASE.. tell me why Handsome Jimmy is considered a source for information relating to sports of any kind?



  13. Charlie Sheen
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I’m am one of the greatest of all time, but even I wish I was like JORTS!



  14. Oliver Simmons
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    PLEASE play this Song in honor of JORTS…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZirNkJTy0qo



  15. nathan
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    If you pick me as a winner i will let you have my info so i can win the prize.



  16. Lando CALrisian
    10:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Am I high? Yeah, I’m high on a drug called Jorts!



  17. Epps2Shep
    10:10 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Willow thought Jorts would be a scrub. He really has an eye for talent.



  18. Catastic
    10:10 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    UofL is celebrating Hair Brush day in honor of Preston Knowles. They some bums.



  19. Denim is awesome!
    10:10 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    If it ain’t denim…I ain’t in em!! Happy Jorts Day!



  20. nathan
    10:10 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    you should have helped an old lady pump her gas



  21. Luluk04
    10:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I love that today is moderated by Denim and Cut-Offs. Classic.



  22. Joey P.
    10:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Lord have mercy Jorts has gots his blue jorts on.



  23. Random ESPN Executive
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    For ESPN’s broadcast of tonight’s UK/Vandy game, instead of the Sky-cam, we will install a Jorts-cam. It will be soley dedicated to following Jorts throughout the whole game. For those of you getting the HD broadcast of the game, the sides of the picture will be dedicated to the Jorts-cam for your Jorts viewing pleasure!

    Your Welcome!



  24. Pat Forde
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    very interesting Matt. I was going on Rick Pitino yesterday at 5.



  25. nathan
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    BINGO



  26. Jorts-a-doodle-doo
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t go places where I don’t have time to be! BAMMMM!!! Punchline ruined. Burn.



  27. Wazoo Sports
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    doorknob!



  28. Manbearpig
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I have tiger’s blood and JORTS DNA!!!”



  29. John McClane
    10:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink


  30. Epps2Shep
    10:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    18) Sally beauty supply stores have already sold out their allotment of Goody combs.



  31. JortsMania
    10:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Josh Harrelson to replace Brett Favre as the new face of Wrangler Jeans



  32. echo 1
    10:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Diggin the site today. I would be more impressed if you changed the domain name as well.



  33. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey
    10:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey here. Hello Youtube viewers, I want to show you how to make a pair of Jorts. First take a pair of blue jeans.. possibly an older pair. Next, Cut the jeans at the top half of the leg. Finally, put the Jorts on. This is Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey for Youtube fashion.



  34. Manbearpig
    10:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    31, no he will just be the model for the Wrangler Summer Collection



  35. Charlie Sheen
    10:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA!!!



  36. Matt
    10:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Yea I’m high… I’m high on Jorts!



  37. Epps2Shep
    10:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you should’ve quoted ‘Uncle Buck.’ “Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.”



  38. mocha
    10:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Charlie Sheen doing his best Ricky 3 Stacks impersonation 15 seconds after his encounter with Karen Sypher in Porcinis.



  39. GCAM23
    10:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    So you were taking cocaine? “I wasn’t taking it, I had to pay for it”.



  40. Ricky Penetrator
    10:16 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chloroform makes my butt hurt!



  41. Lando CALrisian
    10:16 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Do you have the time to be where you are right now? lol



  42. Billy Clyde
    10:16 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Myself and this Sheen guy could have LOTS of fun out on the town. PARTY!!



  43. Epps2Shep
    10:16 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Was it a goiter, or a wart?



  44. ExtremeD23
    10:16 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    You guys need to have a smell intervention for Bacon.



  45. Rick Pitino
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I wasnt sure I had the time to go there, but I figured I had 15 seconds to spare.



  46. WWB
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Judging from the picture, Charlie Sheen appears to have converted to Scientology.



  47. GoCats32
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, don’t argue with people who have no brain cells. It will save your blood pressure.



  48. UK
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    What time are the senior night festivities????



  49. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Charlie Sheen and 2 and a Half Men are reasons why the Terrorists win. Old women trying to buy lottery tickets are why we can’t find bin laden.



  50. Danny
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Old ladies must have been uofl fans



  51. mocha
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts & Bruce: attorneys at law



  52. TeamPaulyD
    10:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Man i hope Shabazz Muhammad falls in love with Kentucky that kid has great talent!! Jorts 15 and 12 tonight for our big white boy.. Tonight is to get revenge on the Nerds!



  53. Ricky Penetrator
    10:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Is he showing the number of hookers he banged this week or the number of pairs of jorts Harrelson owns?



  54. Wayne
    10:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    While its fun to poke a little bit of fun towards Jorts, lets remember him as a key player on a good basketball team, and I hope the emotion of this day does nothing to limit his play against Vandy. We surely need this one.



  55. Epps2Shep
    10:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    MANY of you wanted MATT PILGRIM to have Jorts’ roster spot. I’d say things have worked out well.



  56. Wart Head
    10:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I heard today was Warts day on KSR.



  57. ebell55
    10:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Harrellson is a Warlock! He has TIGER in his blood. He is an Adonis! He rebounds at least 10 rocks a night that’s just how he rolls!!!



  58. Paul Schmitt's Droid
    10:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Just heard a rumor that Kentucky’s Senior day will somehow be centered around Josh Harrellson.



  59. Epps2Shep
    10:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    let’s all hope Shabazz Muhammad doesn’t hold our fashion sense against us



  60. Austin
    10:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Since Jort’s arrival Khaki has no longer become the color of champions. Long live denim. Hail the Jort, wear the Jort, respect the Jort, fantasize the Jort, be the Jorts. – Levi 547:32



  61. WalkersGoggles
    10:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I’m always amazed by Matt’s lack of musical knowledge



  62. U2
    10:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    We rocked in 2002 after 9/11.



  63. Ricky P
    10:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    To all my Cards fans. Don’t believe the Jorts hype. It is impossible to hide your 15 seconds of love passion from the “boys” when you let it go down your leg. Just say no to Jorts day.



  64. Epps2Shep
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes, if you F this up for Jorts….



  65. Lando CALrisian
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    58-
    That sounds more like Larry Vaught’s Droid



  66. Larry Vaught's Bag Phone
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    HELLO? HELLO? Can you hear me now? Just wanted to call in and congratulate Mark Krebs on Senior Day.



  67. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

    Signed,

    Rick James.



  68. ksr fan
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    How can you not support what Dave Ramsey is about?



  69. mattyice57
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    damn, my radio headset isn’t picking up the station! looks like i’ll have to depend upon my fellow commenters to provide me with the info of the day.



  70. Tom Jurich
    10:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Get Matt Jones off the air. I don’t like him or what he stands for. Wow, LOL!



  71. Burlington_UK_fan
    10:22 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts by Shabazz. Someone start this clothing line quick.



  72. Paul Schmitt's Droid
    10:22 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    BREAKING NEWS! Just heard that Coach Calipari is forcing Josh Harrellson to cancel his twitter account…wonder what the implications will be.



  73. ksr fan
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    why isn’t this caller at school right now?



  74. Bacon
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I am the one who administers Charlie Sheen’s drug tests



  75. Al's IndiCats
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Howdie Doodie did the John Wall dance every day on TV



  76. Manbearpig
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I could see Jorts in a Wranglers commercial, it would start with him shooting a free throw wearing a white shirt with blue 55 lettering wearing the latest Wrangler jorts, then it would fade out to show him shooting this at a summer camp with kids. The whole commercial would play out with him balling on the kids and end with him blocking a kid so hard it breaks the kid’s arm



  77. Ethan
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I know Kenny Walker…



  78. Epps2Shep
    10:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ethan sounds like a woman that has been taking steroids.



  79. Glen from Barbourville
    10:24 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I ain’t at the water park…..



  80. Denim is awesome!
    10:24 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    “It was the way he looked at me.” = Radio Gold!



  81. Because Jorts Ate Nine
    10:24 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    We’re one crazy caller from Rondo’s lack of a smile is classified as an act of terrorism.



  82. IowaCat
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ethan probably wears jorts



  83. Rondo
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I hate you Ethan.



  84. Kidnut
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ethan is an alias for Larry Vaught.



  85. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ethan, when you charge and yell at people in Meyer, they will think you are crazy, Charlie Sheen crazy.



  86. Al's IndiCats
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    If Dykes start to say anything about being undefeated at home someone stuff his piehole with denim



  87. notNTI
    10:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    You guys need to stop with all this jorts day stuff, your overshadowing what’s really important #happy17thbdaybiebs



  88. ksr fan
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I saw Matt Jones one day. He gave me a funny look. You know he has to be a trouble maker in the KSR locker room.



  89. Brent
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Vaught’s Droid, aka Ethan: John Wall drafted #1!!!



  90. Mr. Hood
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, I heard you talking about me on the podcast! I am going to be yelling at you tonight!



  91. Soulja Jorts
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    hop up out the beeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddd…put my jorts on…take a look in the mirror say whats up…yaaaaaaaa



  92. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    KIGE RAMSEY Here. Hello Youtube viewers, today I want to talk about name dropping. If you meet someone famous, you now know them. So tell everyone…that you know… that you know that person. I watched the Tennessee Titans play and was 10 ft from Vince Young.. he’s my boy. KIGE RAMSEY FOR YOUTUBE NAME DROPPING.



  93. Austin
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    My one wish besides beating Vandy is that Jimmy Dykes doesn’t catch wind of Jorts’ Day. I’d like to cherish this day Jimmy, don’t screw this up for our Jorts.



  94. bleedblue
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Free Rondo



  95. Al's IndiCats
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ethan is Tipturd



  96. KSR1080Fan
    10:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I see http://www.KentuckyJORTSradio.com is redirecting to KentuckySportsRadio.com



  97. NotBTI
    10:27 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    You guys need to stop with all this jorts day stuff, your overshadowing what’s really important. #happy17thbdaybiebs



  98. ThankfulCat
    10:27 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I just heard that Coach Cal will be starting all the players that won’t be returning next year:

    Jorts
    Hood
    Vargas
    Jones
    Knight



  99. Larry Vaughts Droid
    10:27 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    This just in!! Heinz Ward does a new dance at the Superbowl called the John Wall Dance!



  100. Snobby Rondo
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!



  101. Rajon Rondo
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    He forgot to tell you something. I looked at him weird because he asked me to sign his left butt cheek.



  102. Argument bracketology
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Wart Face – 4 seed
    Matt Jones – 5 seed



  103. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I saw Keith Bogans at the Bowling Green White Castle. He signed my Large Big Red Soda Cup.



  104. daddyboy
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Is Kide related to Dave Ramsey? LOL



  105. Kidnut
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I heard from a lady at a Speedway that Matt Jones is pretty stand-offish with fans.



  106. Kige Ramsey
    10:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    This photo proves that Handsome Jimmy has the anorexic.



  107. Jorts Math
    10:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Does Handsome Jimmy wear two and a half jorts?



  108. the anti cat
    10:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    And tonight the coutdown to 500 continues for cal. Only 41 more to go after a victory. When is eddie sutton shot glass and barbituate day at uk for him getting into the hof?



  109. ThankfulCat
    10:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jerry Tipton only weighs 140 pounds because using his logic, his wife vacated those extra 42 pounds………..



  110. ksr fan
    10:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I think Chester is the awesomest fake UK fan ever



  111. Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey
    10:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chester is “THE MIZ” He’s AWESOME!!



  112. Danny
    10:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chesters ky handsome Jimmy



  113. IowaCat
    10:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    put ethan and chester in the same room, thats entertainment – Chester:”I want our next pg to play like JP”, Ethan:”I met JP once”



  114. Pin The Tail on The Beez
    10:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Can we please bring out the Converse Jean Jerseys



  115. Chesters Classmate
    10:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I think it is more amazing that Chester has not had someone unleash a can of butt whoopin on him throughout his entire life.



  116. Al's IndiCats
    10:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Thamel is the love child of Tipton and Forde. Can you imagine christmas morning with those three in a room at the same time. Hell burnt coal would be a pleasent present with those three breathing the same air.



  117. UL Cheerleader
    10:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Did you see that game a few years ago where tayshawn Prince hit a bunch of three pointers against North Carolina. Didn’t know if you saw it or not. Plus I saw Pitino at Porchini’s one time and he look at me wierd when I asked him for his autograph. He said no but I will show you my O face….



  118. ThankfulCat
    10:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jerry Tipton has announced “no denim in Rupp tonight”. Violation of NCAA rules for a university to promote the individual attire of one particular athlete where the promotion of said attire could be used as a recruiting tool and would potentially vacate the entire 2010-2011 season from here on out.



  119. htown cat
    10:32 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    #98 Knight is the only one I really want to return



  120. Ferris Bueller
    10:32 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Should have never allowed Sheen leave the police station.



  121. Charlie Sheen
    10:32 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chester is winning!



  122. Burlington_UK_fan
    10:33 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts, “Winning!”



  123. UL Cheerleader
    10:33 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    98 that is stupid!!!! Who did you hear that from Carolina Steve



  124. Cville Wildcat
    10:34 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Sounds like Matt needs to stay away from minit marts. He either gets stuck hitting his knees on old lady’s dash boards or arguing with lottery warts.



  125. Fancy
    10:35 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    J-O-R-T Jorts! Jorts! Jorts!



  126. Lando CALrisian
    10:35 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    WART FACE!!



  127. JohnnyWoo
    10:36 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Can we manage to get Big Easy in a pair of Cut-Offs today at some point?



  128. Tipton Hair plugs
    10:37 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Do you think a comb over is a good look for me?



  129. wildcatgirl
    10:38 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Judith Light is Who’s the Boss too! The mom on Growing Pains is Joanna Kern. Matt- get your 80’s shows facts straight!



  130. Blue Mist
    10:38 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts has crashed the KSR server



  131. Jim Nance
    10:38 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I wish I were calling the game so I could use “May the Jorts be With You”



  132. WKyPT
    10:39 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Paul Schimdt’s inside source is Larry Vaught’s Droid.



  133. KSR Website
    10:39 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I need a new pair of Jorts…..



  134. SteveninUnion
    10:39 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Lottery = voluntary redneck tax



  135. JortsMania
    10:39 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    ***commercial begins by showing Harrelson dominating a pickup game at an outdoor court, while wearing Jorts***

    “When i’m not busy going for 23 and 14 against the low down, dirty snitches….”

    ***scene of Harrelson surrounded by girls at a campus party, while wearing Jorts***

    “…or macking 3 girls at a time…or keeping it real on twitter…”

    ***scene of Harrelson relaxing in his dorm, on his laptop, wearing Jorts***

    “…I rock Wrangler denim Jorts. Their style, comfort, and starch-ability make them the ONLY jorts good enough for a denim connoisseur like myself..”



  136. JohnnyWoo
    10:40 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Can we get Big Easy in some Cut-Offs at some point?



  137. Tobias Funke
    10:40 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    MATT: Seth Davis referred to Josh as “Jorts” in a CBS article.



  138. Seth Davis
    10:40 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I reference Jorts all the time!!!!



  139. Jimmy Dykes
    10:40 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Tonights rhyme will have to do with “jorts” and “warts”



  140. blueball96
    10:41 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    “WINNING!”



  141. Jimmy Dykes
    10:41 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Josh Harrelson’s key to success = run the court, wear the jorts.



  142. Ralph Macchio
    10:42 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I’ll sweep Jericho’s leg on DWTS to take him out!



  143. WildCat08
    10:42 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Any way Jorts gives us a triple double tonight?



  144. Danny
    10:43 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Paul schmit droids reports got harrassed at speedway yesterday playing the lotto



  145. KSR1080Fan
    10:43 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Vaught’s droid just reported
    Porcini Prince finished last in his race Saturday at Gulfstream.

    Chart notes that he finished “off the rail and tired”
    http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/GP022611USA3.pdf



  146. Eloy
    10:44 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Wonder what my Senior Day will be like? Kentucky Eloy Radio anyone?



  147. Sherwood8
    10:45 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Major League 3 has already been made. Ooops, Charlie.



  148. Major League
    10:45 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    We’ve already made a 3rd movie, Back to the Minors. This is Major League 4.



  149. ExtremeD23
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I know Harrelson’s jersey will never be in the rafters ar Rupp, but in honor of Jorts day I think UK should hang a pair of Jorts form the rafters.



  150. wildcatgirl
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    He told us he was on drugs in 1986 while sitting in the police station with Jennifer Grey- what’s the confusion? At least then he was little more subdued.



  151. UL Cheerleader
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Cirano was the allstate guys name



  152. Dale in Orlando
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    One of Martin Sheen’s wives is from Magoffin County. This could explain Charlie’s drug and alcohol problem. I kidd. I kidd. Go Cats and Go Jorts.



  153. LSU John
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, how are they going to get Snipes in the movie? He is still in Jail and will be for another 2 and a half years I believe.



  154. Justin Bieber
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    In honor of Jorts Day, I will be celebrating my 17th birthday! LOL 🙂



  155. Jerry Tipton
    10:46 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Kentucky will be forced to vacate tonights game due to the fact that “Jorts” is not on the official team roster.



  156. KSR Server
    10:47 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I didn’t know a pair of Jorts could get me this much action!



  157. JOBU
    10:47 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Did someone say Major League 3?? I’ll take cigars and rum as payment.



  158. htown cat
    10:47 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Is E-Z coming out of the closet?



  159. Ez big announcement???
    10:47 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Did Lachlan finaly propose?



  160. Dale in Orlando
    10:48 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I was serious about his wife being from Magoffin County.



  161. Prediction?
    10:48 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Emily or Chantel?



  162. birthdayboy
    10:49 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    My son’s first birthday today and when he is old enough I will help him grasp the importance of his first birthday. HIs birthday and Jorts day. Can’t be better



  163. Jimmy Dykes
    10:49 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Matt a word of advice. Drive the nail and fear the wart!



  164. thisjortsforyou
    10:51 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Ask not what your JORTS can do for you… but rather… what you can do for your JORTS.



  165. ksr fan
    10:51 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Did Medium EZ get down on one knee at Skyline Chili last night?



  166. sunnycat
    10:52 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts are like a drug, you cant handle it, your face will melt off.



  167. Epps2Shep
    10:52 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Nope Matt. Beibs ain’t legal yet.



  168. Kidnut
    10:52 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Digger Phelps is so small….



  169. DJG
    10:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Buisness casual at work…I don’t think so! I’m supporting Jorts casual. I need a new job anyway, might as well go out with a dedication to Jorts.



  170. ukjonny8
    10:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    IS MATT REALY GETTING ON SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR HAIR?????????



  171. ukjonny8
    10:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    IS MATT REALY GETTING ON SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR HAIR?????????



  172. Brad Womack
    10:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I helped Nelson Mandela last night in South Africa end apartheid on the Bachelor.



  173. Big EZ
    10:54 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    IIIII’MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DDDDDEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT FFFFFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!



  174. Fake Lunardi
    10:54 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Did you like my bracket for UK?



  175. Paducah Girl
    10:55 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Today KSR is Jortastic!!!!!!!!!!!



  176. Kidnut
    10:55 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Carl the groundskeeper is on the phone…



  177. Digger Phelps
    10:55 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I watched all five of Notre Dame’s road losses against Big East from a bar in Mexico. #wrongonpurpose



  178. Catzwin
    10:56 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Just think if the the old lady in the food mart had GENITAL warts!



  179. Eloy
    10:57 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Who wears short Jorts? Jorts wears short Jorts!



  180. ksr fan
    10:57 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ is gonna quit gambling…..my guess



  181. KSR1080Fan
    10:57 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Zach is going to coach a MAVA team.



  182. Handsome James
    10:58 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Tried to buy a new Siva jersey. I was informed they not longer produce them in extra medium. 🙁



  183. Don
    10:58 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    J – Jammin
    O – On
    R – Rod Odom
    T – Tchiengang
    and
    S – Stallings



  184. Acronymn
    11:00 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    JORTS:

    J- Josh Harrellson
    O- Offensive Rebounding Machine
    R- Real Man
    T- Thin Beard
    S- Servin’ Up Cardinal Beatdowns



  185. RealJorts
    11:00 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I thought this was my day? Not the big east is over-rated day. Who cares about the big east.



  186. Al's IndiCats
    11:01 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Phelps is just a neanderthal, he’s in the same class with Knight. But seriously why was he calling the game last night?
    Never forget the night Danny Ainge drove the lenght of the court to beat ND in the NCAA. That was the day I became an Ainge fan.



  187. vandylaw
    11:01 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    What are the chances we bring back the denim?



  188. Rupp Arena Announcer
    11:01 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Any chance I announce Harrellson as JORTS tonight?!



  189. GamedayJorts
    11:02 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts has Tiger Blood & Adonis DNA! WINNING!!!



  190. Billy G
    11:03 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I got in on Jorts’ photoshoot and made him go into the bathroom stall while he was wearing Jorts.



  191. Braeking News!
    11:03 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Big EZ and Handsome Jimmy will partner to go on Biggest Loser Couples!!



  192. Catzwin
    11:03 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts was quoted earlier today: “If Sheen wore JORTS he’d be 2 1/2 men by himself!”



  193. Al's IndiCats
    11:04 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    One team from the big (L)east will make it to the elite 8



  194. Jorts
    11:06 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Every time someone cuts off a pair of jeans, an angel gets it’s wings. Every time someone shaves a chin strap, an angel gets chlamydia.



  195. Millie
    11:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Isn’t Snipes in prison?
    I think both Martin and Charlie have both appeared in Academy Award Winning films. They have both been successful in their careers and both arrested numerous times……….. On paper they’re evens. While I like Martin, he seems like a well intentioned person. They are both kinda crazy.



  196. cvillecat23
    11:07 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    With EZ gone, get KRISTIN SEXTON to co-host!



  197. Big EZ
    11:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    …And I’m wearing JORTS my first day of work in St. Louis!!!!



  198. blue beard
    11:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    the era of drew franklin on 2nd mic begins on monday?



  199. ksr fan
    11:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ, will you now be referring to Matt as some guy in KY?



  200. JortsMania
    11:08 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    People who need to be photographed in jorts today:

    Matt Jones
    Coach Cal
    Alan Cutler
    Larry Vaught
    Eddie Montgomery
    Ashley Judd
    Drake
    Lebron James



  201. Oliver Simmons Ginger Crew
    11:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Please god, no Rob Gidel.



  202. Kidnut
    11:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Congratulations to Zach



  203. Sam
    11:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Big EZ sorry to hear you are leaving. I had never heard you before until KSR congrats! You will be missed by us all. God Bless. Sam



  204. Al's IndiCats
    11:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Congrats Zack



  205. Jaaaaayyyy
    11:09 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ……. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  206. Emilio
    11:10 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Where the hell am I in this discussion.



  207. Everyday Listener
    11:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Woooooo Hoooooooooo Big EZ is leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (J/K EZ)



  208. ukjonny8
    11:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I smell a “who wants to be a radio side kick” contest.



  209. Handsome Jimmy
    11:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Clear the way for me!!!



  210. Lazlo
    11:11 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    This is the best portrayal of a Kentucky Basketball that I’ve seen on KSR. Jorts, Jorts, Jorts



  211. catfan38
    11:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Remember, “it’s not the denim…it’s what’s in’em”!!! Go Jorts!



  212. Mike Taylor
    11:12 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I want Zach’s job…the benefits, the VIP treatment, the posse, and of course the ladies.



  213. ksr fan
    11:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Big EZ, will the new show let you get a word in?



  214. KSR1080Fan
    11:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    BigEZ gets a new opponent for his challenge-> Rick Majerus
    (don’t eat any pizza with him, especially any that he orders!!!)



  215. bleedblue
    11:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Free EZ



  216. Tobias Funke
    11:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ leaving???? NO WAY. He carries this show sometimes.



  217. ksr fan
    11:13 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Missouri Valley Tournament?????? sure Matt



  218. Lazlo
    11:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Big EZ is a classic!



  219. ukjonny8
    11:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Has there been a sadder week for KSR nation? Saying goodbye to Zach and Jorts in the same week.



  220. deuceshoes
    11:14 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ — any way you could take Andy Sweeney with you?



  221. Nick
    11:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Zack won’t be cut off like Marc Maggard until he refers to Matt as “Some guy in KY” on his new show.



  222. Epps2Shep
    11:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Congrats EZ. KSR needs some Gidel. Sports Mob was the shiz.



  223. Petition started
    11:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Chester and/or Fake Barney for co-host!



  224. nathan
    11:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I want a try out for EZ’s spot. I have a wonderful radio face.



  225. BBN Boy
    11:15 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Love Big EZ will be missed!! I will take your spot!!!



  226. Charlie Sheen
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ is WIIINNNIINGGG



  227. bigcountry
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Well i guess that means no more Bob D. Good luck Ez



  228. Royal Teens - 1958
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Who wears short Jorts
    We wear short Jorts
    Theres hot short Jorts
    We like short Jorts
    Who wears short Jorts
    We wear short Jorts



  229. Al's IndiCats
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Hang up on Keven the DORK



  230. Marshall Faulk
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Zach hopefully you don’t have a line 4 in St. Louis.



  231. Jorts
    11:17 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Quit trying to steal my thunder EZ!



  232. Browski
    11:18 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Back to the Jorts. No one has ever touched them.
    And there is a reason. You Can’t!
    There’s Too much Magic inside!



  233. Epps2Shep
    11:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    IF there is a lady in Kevin’s life, we know he is meeting all of her needs. His priorities are in the right place. He exhibits a healthy balance between sports and real life. All of this is evidenced by his calls. Willow and Chester could learn a thing or two from this unbelievable mind.



  234. Drew the Intern
    11:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Promote Drew the Intern!!



  235. htown cat
    11:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Congrats EZ!

    Matt, are you going to hire Kige as co host?



  236. HilljakLinbeard
    11:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Does this dude realize BigEZ just sniped him from the far off city of Louisville? http://www.101espn.com/section/wxos_shows_bobsteltonshow

    Guess he knows now!



  237. DRog
    11:19 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Kevin sounds like: wah wah wah wah wah Cawdnals, wah wah wah wah big east, blah blah blah slap nuts….he should only get a 20sec shot clock each call



  238. Lou eaton
    11:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    “before this game tonight, the game plan and I (JORTS)is everything…once the game begins, this team is everything you want it to be” JORTS



  239. Kidnut
    11:20 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    That Arkansas team is 1 – 0 versus the Big East and 0 – 1 versus Kentucky this year.



  240. Drew the Intern
    11:21 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    235 – Damn right!!!!!



  241. Pastafarian
    11:22 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    May His Noodly Goodness grace your day



  242. WildCat08
    11:22 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    What about Billy Clyde as a co-host?



  243. UKAndrew
    11:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    If you hire anyone other than JT as your new co-host then you fail at life my good sir



  244. Al's IndiCats
    11:23 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I have a late 70s denim leasure suit for Cal if he wants it for tonights festivities….and it’s has some FAR OUT Bells



  245. Kidnut
    11:24 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    err, oops



  246. Pin The Tail on The Beez
    11:24 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Was Chuck drunk at 11:30am?



  247. UKFan in GA
    11:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I guarantee someone can dig around in the basement of Memorial and find the old ‘denim’ uniforms from the early 90s. They may have been ugly then but they are so appropriate for tonight! (Even if they are from Converse)…



  248. Epps2Shep
    11:25 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    With the antenna correctly positioned and layered in foil, Sports Mob on 1570 was great. KSR needs Gidel.



  249. Al's IndiCats
    11:26 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    11 hey EZ that’s what Pitino said…even if it happens, by the 3rd game that number will be cut to 4



  250. Austin
    11:27 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Do you think Kevin calls his wife “Slap Nuts”?



  251. Wakecat
    11:27 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Best Jorts picture is with him wearing a T-shirt reading, “You had me at get lost”



  252. Josey Wales
    11:28 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Im wearing Lt. Jim Dangle cut off jorts all day.. they make me feel sleek like a Cheetah!



  253. Zach's NIpples
    11:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Honestly, I really don’t like it when Matt pinches me.



  254. Drew the Intern
    11:29 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts will have a degree in Communication in May….new KSR co-host? It is his day!



  255. Lazlo
    11:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts is KSR!



  256. nathan
    11:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    what a great teaser a JT phone call coming up.



  257. Epps2Shep
    11:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jon Hood’s shit talking will come in to play tonight. To Vandy cheerleader: “Even I wouldn’t hit that.”



  258. soup sandwich
    11:30 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I am guessing that photo above is of Jorts evil twin..Stroj?



  259. DRog
    11:31 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I know Jorts (the name) is big if my mom screams it at the TV while watching games…it is the funniest thing ever to hear:”CMon Jorts!” from my mom….



  260. Andy Sweeny
    11:33 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Now that Zach is gone I can play the FEUD on my station!



  261. Epps2Shep
    11:34 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    JT needs to have a sit down with Kevin.



  262. ksr fan
    11:35 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    JT is a great caller, but wouldn’t make a great cohost



  263. Fake Drew the Intern
    11:36 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    My vote for the winning entry of the day is #235



  264. Billy Gillispie
    11:36 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    THIS ISN’T THE UNIVERSITY OF JORTS!!!!!!!!!



  265. David
    11:38 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts…rhymes with winning.



  266. Al's IndiCats
    11:43 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Nice going you damn Looserville fan



  267. Co-host Possibilities
    11:43 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    The following will be available for employment in the very near future:
    * JORTS
    * Charlie Sheen
    * JORTS
    * Bruce Pearl
    * JORTS
    * Drew Frankin
    * JORTS



  268. GoCats32
    11:44 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I thought this was Jorts day. I thought your show was going to be all Jorts, all the time today. We want Jorts trivia and accomplishments discussed.



  269. Al's IndiCats
    11:45 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    There isn’t an I in the name Jorts, unless….(I)t’s Jorts going off on Vandy



  270. jorts
    11:45 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    There can only be one jort wearer!!!



  271. Al's IndiCats
    11:47 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I love it because Knights boy will be unemployed. It’ll give me another reason to hate Texas Tech



  272. Al's IndiCats
    11:48 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    We’ll win the SEC tourny



  273. Al's IndiCats
    11:49 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    My grandma with a walker could beat AU by herself



  274. ksr fan
    11:51 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ saying I’m so glad I’m out of here wasn’t a joke either



  275. President of UK
    11:52 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Should we start watching “the door” again?



  276. Al's IndiCats
    11:52 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    You try to win….unless you’re Clyde, that’s only if you’re tough enuff. Memphis President is Cal’s choice



  277. Jerry Tipton
    11:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Cal now runs the University…Memphis President turns down UK position after Cal begs her…



  278. Billy Clyde
    11:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    did someone say something about a 3 way?!



  279. Charlie Sheen
    11:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Who doesn’t love a three way



  280. ksr fan
    11:53 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    EZ, you may wanna get closer to the dump button. I’m hearing a lot of 2 way and 3 way talk



  281. Al's IndiCats
    11:54 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    And the “CIGAR” goes to Charlie



  282. 7 and Counting!!!
    11:54 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    In honor of Jorts and Sheen, I am doing coke while wearing jorts.haha



  283. Al's IndiCats
    11:55 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Cats will win the Tourny



  284. Billy Clyde
    11:59 am March 1, 2011 Permalink

    winners?



  285. Drew the Intern
    12:05 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Today’s winners are #265 & #222. Congrats and e-mail me at [email protected]. Only two spots left for the contest.



  286. Drew the Intern
    12:09 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    #222 & #265 are today’s winners. e-mail me at [email protected]



  287. Billy Clyde
    12:27 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    ???



  288. Al's IndiCats
    12:57 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Can’t see that last 6 comments



  289. Luke
    1:12 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Jams
    On
    Rick P’s
    Team
    Savagely

    Jone’s
    Only
    Requests
    The
    Stache



  290. Oliver Simmons
    2:07 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Congrats EZ.



  291. awww yeeee
    2:09 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    I’m gonna ish my jorts if jorts hits a three



  292. Tate
    2:26 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Salute Your Jorts!



  293. Tree Hugger
    3:48 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Charlie Sheen is proving that trickle down economics does work. In fact, every gazillion dollars that Charlie spends, either tricles down from his nose or off a hooker’s nipple.



  294. ksr fan
    4:51 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Why does the page say 294 comments, but when I click it only 284 are showing?



  295. ksr fan
    4:57 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    got em



  296. GODSAZNO
    7:48 pm March 1, 2011 Permalink

    Charlie Sheen could funnel gasoline and survive.



  297. Nelly @ Rupp
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    It’s getting hot in here, I’m taking off my blue jean shorts!



  298. Cville Wildcat
    11:30 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    New KSR affiliates: Columbia, Leitchfield, and the Tokiko Plant!