AHHHHH….IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Flex your muscles. Beat your chest. Let out a primal roar. Kentucky Sports Radio is back this morning and the guys are ready to celebrate a fantastic Tuesday with you. Don’t leave them hanging.
Here’s what we’ll be talking about today:
* Jorts, Jorts, Jorts and more Jorts
* Perhaps the greatest tale of Billy Clyde to date
* The visit of Shabazz Muhammad and Torian Graham
* More Jorts
The comments game also continues this week and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.
299 Comments for AHHHHH….IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
is wearing JORTS at work today
Wear your Canadian Tux with pride!
Them for today’s KSTV commercial…
I am Jorts.
No way we lose on Jorts day. Its been along time since I ve been this pumped on a Senior Day…Cats by 90 Leggggoooooooo
Streaming is sucking early today!
Happy Jorts day everybody!!!!
Am I listening to the right station?
For those about to rock, we salute you!!
http://www.eoutlet4u.com/images/uploads/1809.JPG
Was not allowed to wear Jorts because my boss is a UofL fan!!
Hey Matt – I know you have a ton of extra tickets laying around the studio so can you hook it up with a few for tonight’s game?
Hey I’m winning the contest today and I want my prize now! Go Jorts!
Matt: PLEASE.. tell me why Handsome Jimmy is considered a source for information relating to sports of any kind?
I’m am one of the greatest of all time, but even I wish I was like JORTS!
PLEASE play this Song in honor of JORTS…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZirNkJTy0qo
If you pick me as a winner i will let you have my info so i can win the prize.
Am I high? Yeah, I’m high on a drug called Jorts!
Willow thought Jorts would be a scrub. He really has an eye for talent.
UofL is celebrating Hair Brush day in honor of Preston Knowles. They some bums.
If it ain’t denim…I ain’t in em!! Happy Jorts Day!
you should have helped an old lady pump her gas
I love that today is moderated by Denim and Cut-Offs. Classic.
Lord have mercy Jorts has gots his blue jorts on.
For ESPN’s broadcast of tonight’s UK/Vandy game, instead of the Sky-cam, we will install a Jorts-cam. It will be soley dedicated to following Jorts throughout the whole game. For those of you getting the HD broadcast of the game, the sides of the picture will be dedicated to the Jorts-cam for your Jorts viewing pleasure!
Your Welcome!
very interesting Matt. I was going on Rick Pitino yesterday at 5.
BINGO
I don’t go places where I don’t have time to be! BAMMMM!!! Punchline ruined. Burn.
doorknob!
I have tiger’s blood and JORTS DNA!!!”
Sheen practice. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DeJHlyU7pk&feature=player_embedded
18) Sally beauty supply stores have already sold out their allotment of Goody combs.
Josh Harrelson to replace Brett Favre as the new face of Wrangler Jeans
Diggin the site today. I would be more impressed if you changed the domain name as well.
Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey here. Hello Youtube viewers, I want to show you how to make a pair of Jorts. First take a pair of blue jeans.. possibly an older pair. Next, Cut the jeans at the top half of the leg. Finally, put the Jorts on. This is Fake, Fake, Fake KIGE Ramsey for Youtube fashion.
31, no he will just be the model for the Wrangler Summer Collection
Jorts has tiger’s blood and adonis DNA!!!
Yea I’m high… I’m high on Jorts!
Matt, you should’ve quoted ‘Uncle Buck.’ “Here’s a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.”
Charlie Sheen doing his best Ricky 3 Stacks impersonation 15 seconds after his encounter with Karen Sypher in Porcinis.
So you were taking cocaine? “I wasn’t taking it, I had to pay for it”.
Chloroform makes my butt hurt!
Do you have the time to be where you are right now? lol
Myself and this Sheen guy could have LOTS of fun out on the town. PARTY!!
Was it a goiter, or a wart?
You guys need to have a smell intervention for Bacon.
I wasnt sure I had the time to go there, but I figured I had 15 seconds to spare.
Judging from the picture, Charlie Sheen appears to have converted to Scientology.
Matt, don’t argue with people who have no brain cells. It will save your blood pressure.
What time are the senior night festivities????
Charlie Sheen and 2 and a Half Men are reasons why the Terrorists win. Old women trying to buy lottery tickets are why we can’t find bin laden.
Old ladies must have been uofl fans
Jorts & Bruce: attorneys at law
Man i hope Shabazz Muhammad falls in love with Kentucky that kid has great talent!! Jorts 15 and 12 tonight for our big white boy.. Tonight is to get revenge on the Nerds!
Is he showing the number of hookers he banged this week or the number of pairs of jorts Harrelson owns?
While its fun to poke a little bit of fun towards Jorts, lets remember him as a key player on a good basketball team, and I hope the emotion of this day does nothing to limit his play against Vandy. We surely need this one.
MANY of you wanted MATT PILGRIM to have Jorts’ roster spot. I’d say things have worked out well.
I heard today was Warts day on KSR.
Harrellson is a Warlock! He has TIGER in his blood. He is an Adonis! He rebounds at least 10 rocks a night that’s just how he rolls!!!
Just heard a rumor that Kentucky’s Senior day will somehow be centered around Josh Harrellson.
let’s all hope Shabazz Muhammad doesn’t hold our fashion sense against us
Since Jort’s arrival Khaki has no longer become the color of champions. Long live denim. Hail the Jort, wear the Jort, respect the Jort, fantasize the Jort, be the Jorts. – Levi 547:32
I’m always amazed by Matt’s lack of musical knowledge
We rocked in 2002 after 9/11.
To all my Cards fans. Don’t believe the Jorts hype. It is impossible to hide your 15 seconds of love passion from the “boys” when you let it go down your leg. Just say no to Jorts day.
Jimmy Dykes, if you F this up for Jorts….
58-
That sounds more like Larry Vaught’s Droid
HELLO? HELLO? Can you hear me now? Just wanted to call in and congratulate Mark Krebs on Senior Day.
Cocaine’s a helluva drug.
Signed,
Rick James.
How can you not support what Dave Ramsey is about?
damn, my radio headset isn’t picking up the station! looks like i’ll have to depend upon my fellow commenters to provide me with the info of the day.
Get Matt Jones off the air. I don’t like him or what he stands for. Wow, LOL!
Jorts by Shabazz. Someone start this clothing line quick.
BREAKING NEWS! Just heard that Coach Calipari is forcing Josh Harrellson to cancel his twitter account…wonder what the implications will be.
why isn’t this caller at school right now?
I am the one who administers Charlie Sheen’s drug tests
Howdie Doodie did the John Wall dance every day on TV
I could see Jorts in a Wranglers commercial, it would start with him shooting a free throw wearing a white shirt with blue 55 lettering wearing the latest Wrangler jorts, then it would fade out to show him shooting this at a summer camp with kids. The whole commercial would play out with him balling on the kids and end with him blocking a kid so hard it breaks the kid’s arm
I know Kenny Walker…
Ethan sounds like a woman that has been taking steroids.
I ain’t at the water park…..
“It was the way he looked at me.” = Radio Gold!
We’re one crazy caller from Rondo’s lack of a smile is classified as an act of terrorism.
Ethan probably wears jorts
I hate you Ethan.
Ethan is an alias for Larry Vaught.
Ethan, when you charge and yell at people in Meyer, they will think you are crazy, Charlie Sheen crazy.
If Dykes start to say anything about being undefeated at home someone stuff his piehole with denim
You guys need to stop with all this jorts day stuff, your overshadowing what’s really important #happy17thbdaybiebs
I saw Matt Jones one day. He gave me a funny look. You know he has to be a trouble maker in the KSR locker room.
Larry Vaught’s Droid, aka Ethan: John Wall drafted #1!!!
Matt, I heard you talking about me on the podcast! I am going to be yelling at you tonight!
hop up out the beeeeeeeeeedddddddddddddddddd…put my jorts on…take a look in the mirror say whats up…yaaaaaaaa
KIGE RAMSEY Here. Hello Youtube viewers, today I want to talk about name dropping. If you meet someone famous, you now know them. So tell everyone…that you know… that you know that person. I watched the Tennessee Titans play and was 10 ft from Vince Young.. he’s my boy. KIGE RAMSEY FOR YOUTUBE NAME DROPPING.
My one wish besides beating Vandy is that Jimmy Dykes doesn’t catch wind of Jorts’ Day. I’d like to cherish this day Jimmy, don’t screw this up for our Jorts.
Free Rondo
Ethan is Tipturd
I see http://www.KentuckyJORTSradio.com is redirecting to KentuckySportsRadio.com
You guys need to stop with all this jorts day stuff, your overshadowing what’s really important. #happy17thbdaybiebs
I just heard that Coach Cal will be starting all the players that won’t be returning next year:
Jorts
Hood
Vargas
Jones
Knight
This just in!! Heinz Ward does a new dance at the Superbowl called the John Wall Dance!
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
He forgot to tell you something. I looked at him weird because he asked me to sign his left butt cheek.
Wart Face – 4 seed
Matt Jones – 5 seed
I saw Keith Bogans at the Bowling Green White Castle. He signed my Large Big Red Soda Cup.
Is Kide related to Dave Ramsey? LOL
I heard from a lady at a Speedway that Matt Jones is pretty stand-offish with fans.
This photo proves that Handsome Jimmy has the anorexic.
Does Handsome Jimmy wear two and a half jorts?
And tonight the coutdown to 500 continues for cal. Only 41 more to go after a victory. When is eddie sutton shot glass and barbituate day at uk for him getting into the hof?
Jerry Tipton only weighs 140 pounds because using his logic, his wife vacated those extra 42 pounds………..
I think Chester is the awesomest fake UK fan ever
Chester is “THE MIZ” He’s AWESOME!!
Chesters ky handsome Jimmy
put ethan and chester in the same room, thats entertainment – Chester:”I want our next pg to play like JP”, Ethan:”I met JP once”
Can we please bring out the Converse Jean Jerseys
I think it is more amazing that Chester has not had someone unleash a can of butt whoopin on him throughout his entire life.
Thamel is the love child of Tipton and Forde. Can you imagine christmas morning with those three in a room at the same time. Hell burnt coal would be a pleasent present with those three breathing the same air.
Did you see that game a few years ago where tayshawn Prince hit a bunch of three pointers against North Carolina. Didn’t know if you saw it or not. Plus I saw Pitino at Porchini’s one time and he look at me wierd when I asked him for his autograph. He said no but I will show you my O face….
Jerry Tipton has announced “no denim in Rupp tonight”. Violation of NCAA rules for a university to promote the individual attire of one particular athlete where the promotion of said attire could be used as a recruiting tool and would potentially vacate the entire 2010-2011 season from here on out.
#98 Knight is the only one I really want to return
Should have never allowed Sheen leave the police station.
Chester is winning!
Jorts, “Winning!”
98 that is stupid!!!! Who did you hear that from Carolina Steve
Sounds like Matt needs to stay away from minit marts. He either gets stuck hitting his knees on old lady’s dash boards or arguing with lottery warts.
J-O-R-T Jorts! Jorts! Jorts!
WART FACE!!
Can we manage to get Big Easy in a pair of Cut-Offs today at some point?
Do you think a comb over is a good look for me?
Judith Light is Who’s the Boss too! The mom on Growing Pains is Joanna Kern. Matt- get your 80’s shows facts straight!
Jorts has crashed the KSR server
I wish I were calling the game so I could use “May the Jorts be With You”
Paul Schimdt’s inside source is Larry Vaught’s Droid.
I need a new pair of Jorts…..
Lottery = voluntary redneck tax
***commercial begins by showing Harrelson dominating a pickup game at an outdoor court, while wearing Jorts***
“When i’m not busy going for 23 and 14 against the low down, dirty snitches….”
***scene of Harrelson surrounded by girls at a campus party, while wearing Jorts***
“…or macking 3 girls at a time…or keeping it real on twitter…”
***scene of Harrelson relaxing in his dorm, on his laptop, wearing Jorts***
“…I rock Wrangler denim Jorts. Their style, comfort, and starch-ability make them the ONLY jorts good enough for a denim connoisseur like myself..”
Can we get Big Easy in some Cut-Offs at some point?
MATT: Seth Davis referred to Josh as “Jorts” in a CBS article.
I reference Jorts all the time!!!!
Tonights rhyme will have to do with “jorts” and “warts”
“WINNING!”
Josh Harrelson’s key to success = run the court, wear the jorts.
I’ll sweep Jericho’s leg on DWTS to take him out!
Any way Jorts gives us a triple double tonight?
Paul schmit droids reports got harrassed at speedway yesterday playing the lotto
Larry Vaught’s droid just reported
Porcini Prince finished last in his race Saturday at Gulfstream.
Chart notes that he finished “off the rail and tired”
http://www.equibase.com/static/chart/pdf/GP022611USA3.pdf
Wonder what my Senior Day will be like? Kentucky Eloy Radio anyone?
Major League 3 has already been made. Ooops, Charlie.
We’ve already made a 3rd movie, Back to the Minors. This is Major League 4.
I know Harrelson’s jersey will never be in the rafters ar Rupp, but in honor of Jorts day I think UK should hang a pair of Jorts form the rafters.
He told us he was on drugs in 1986 while sitting in the police station with Jennifer Grey- what’s the confusion? At least then he was little more subdued.
Cirano was the allstate guys name
One of Martin Sheen’s wives is from Magoffin County. This could explain Charlie’s drug and alcohol problem. I kidd. I kidd. Go Cats and Go Jorts.
Matt, how are they going to get Snipes in the movie? He is still in Jail and will be for another 2 and a half years I believe.
In honor of Jorts Day, I will be celebrating my 17th birthday! LOL 🙂
Kentucky will be forced to vacate tonights game due to the fact that “Jorts” is not on the official team roster.
I didn’t know a pair of Jorts could get me this much action!
Did someone say Major League 3?? I’ll take cigars and rum as payment.
Is E-Z coming out of the closet?
Did Lachlan finaly propose?
I was serious about his wife being from Magoffin County.
Emily or Chantel?
My son’s first birthday today and when he is old enough I will help him grasp the importance of his first birthday. HIs birthday and Jorts day. Can’t be better
Matt a word of advice. Drive the nail and fear the wart!
Ask not what your JORTS can do for you… but rather… what you can do for your JORTS.
Did Medium EZ get down on one knee at Skyline Chili last night?
Jorts are like a drug, you cant handle it, your face will melt off.
Nope Matt. Beibs ain’t legal yet.
Digger Phelps is so small….
Buisness casual at work…I don’t think so! I’m supporting Jorts casual. I need a new job anyway, might as well go out with a dedication to Jorts.
IS MATT REALY GETTING ON SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR HAIR?????????
IS MATT REALY GETTING ON SOMEONE ABOUT THEIR HAIR?????????
I helped Nelson Mandela last night in South Africa end apartheid on the Bachelor.
IIIII’MMMMMMMMMMMMMM DDDDDEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTT FFFFFFRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Did you like my bracket for UK?
Today KSR is Jortastic!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl the groundskeeper is on the phone…
I watched all five of Notre Dame’s road losses against Big East from a bar in Mexico. #wrongonpurpose
Just think if the the old lady in the food mart had GENITAL warts!
Who wears short Jorts? Jorts wears short Jorts!
EZ is gonna quit gambling…..my guess
Zach is going to coach a MAVA team.
Tried to buy a new Siva jersey. I was informed they not longer produce them in extra medium. 🙁
J – Jammin
O – On
R – Rod Odom
T – Tchiengang
and
S – Stallings
Here you go Matt:http://thebiglead.com/index.php/2011/02/13/ncaa-tournament-assessing-which-conferences-have-over-and-underperformed/
Big East big under achiever.
JORTS:
J- Josh Harrellson
O- Offensive Rebounding Machine
R- Real Man
T- Thin Beard
S- Servin’ Up Cardinal Beatdowns
I thought this was my day? Not the big east is over-rated day. Who cares about the big east.
Phelps is just a neanderthal, he’s in the same class with Knight. But seriously why was he calling the game last night?
Never forget the night Danny Ainge drove the lenght of the court to beat ND in the NCAA. That was the day I became an Ainge fan.
What are the chances we bring back the denim?
Any chance I announce Harrellson as JORTS tonight?!
Jorts has Tiger Blood & Adonis DNA! WINNING!!!
I got in on Jorts’ photoshoot and made him go into the bathroom stall while he was wearing Jorts.
Big EZ and Handsome Jimmy will partner to go on Biggest Loser Couples!!
Jorts was quoted earlier today: “If Sheen wore JORTS he’d be 2 1/2 men by himself!”
One team from the big (L)east will make it to the elite 8
Every time someone cuts off a pair of jeans, an angel gets it’s wings. Every time someone shaves a chin strap, an angel gets chlamydia.
Isn’t Snipes in prison?
I think both Martin and Charlie have both appeared in Academy Award Winning films. They have both been successful in their careers and both arrested numerous times……….. On paper they’re evens. While I like Martin, he seems like a well intentioned person. They are both kinda crazy.
With EZ gone, get KRISTIN SEXTON to co-host!
…And I’m wearing JORTS my first day of work in St. Louis!!!!
the era of drew franklin on 2nd mic begins on monday?
EZ, will you now be referring to Matt as some guy in KY?
People who need to be photographed in jorts today:
Matt Jones
Coach Cal
Alan Cutler
Larry Vaught
Eddie Montgomery
Ashley Judd
Drake
Lebron James
Please god, no Rob Gidel.
Congratulations to Zach
Big EZ sorry to hear you are leaving. I had never heard you before until KSR congrats! You will be missed by us all. God Bless. Sam
Congrats Zack
EZ……. NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where the hell am I in this discussion.
Woooooo Hoooooooooo Big EZ is leaving!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (J/K EZ)
I smell a “who wants to be a radio side kick” contest.
Clear the way for me!!!
This is the best portrayal of a Kentucky Basketball that I’ve seen on KSR. Jorts, Jorts, Jorts
Remember, “it’s not the denim…it’s what’s in’em”!!! Go Jorts!
I want Zach’s job…the benefits, the VIP treatment, the posse, and of course the ladies.
Hey Big EZ, will the new show let you get a word in?
BigEZ gets a new opponent for his challenge-> Rick Majerus
(don’t eat any pizza with him, especially any that he orders!!!)
Free EZ
EZ leaving???? NO WAY. He carries this show sometimes.
Missouri Valley Tournament?????? sure Matt
Big EZ is a classic!
Has there been a sadder week for KSR nation? Saying goodbye to Zach and Jorts in the same week.
EZ — any way you could take Andy Sweeney with you?
Zack won’t be cut off like Marc Maggard until he refers to Matt as “Some guy in KY” on his new show.
Congrats EZ. KSR needs some Gidel. Sports Mob was the shiz.
Chester and/or Fake Barney for co-host!
I want a try out for EZ’s spot. I have a wonderful radio face.
Love Big EZ will be missed!! I will take your spot!!!
EZ is WIIINNNIINGGG
Well i guess that means no more Bob D. Good luck Ez
Who wears short Jorts
We wear short Jorts
Theres hot short Jorts
We like short Jorts
Who wears short Jorts
We wear short Jorts
Hang up on Keven the DORK
Zach hopefully you don’t have a line 4 in St. Louis.
Quit trying to steal my thunder EZ!
Back to the Jorts. No one has ever touched them.
And there is a reason. You Can’t!
There’s Too much Magic inside!
IF there is a lady in Kevin’s life, we know he is meeting all of her needs. His priorities are in the right place. He exhibits a healthy balance between sports and real life. All of this is evidenced by his calls. Willow and Chester could learn a thing or two from this unbelievable mind.
Promote Drew the Intern!!
Congrats EZ!
Matt, are you going to hire Kige as co host?
Does this dude realize BigEZ just sniped him from the far off city of Louisville? http://www.101espn.com/section/wxos_shows_bobsteltonshow
Guess he knows now!
Kevin sounds like: wah wah wah wah wah Cawdnals, wah wah wah wah big east, blah blah blah slap nuts….he should only get a 20sec shot clock each call
“before this game tonight, the game plan and I (JORTS)is everything…once the game begins, this team is everything you want it to be” JORTS
That Arkansas team is 1 – 0 versus the Big East and 0 – 1 versus Kentucky this year.
235 – Damn right!!!!!
May His Noodly Goodness grace your day
What about Billy Clyde as a co-host?
If you hire anyone other than JT as your new co-host then you fail at life my good sir
I have a late 70s denim leasure suit for Cal if he wants it for tonights festivities….and it’s has some FAR OUT Bells
err, oops
Was Chuck drunk at 11:30am?
I guarantee someone can dig around in the basement of Memorial and find the old ‘denim’ uniforms from the early 90s. They may have been ugly then but they are so appropriate for tonight! (Even if they are from Converse)…
With the antenna correctly positioned and layered in foil, Sports Mob on 1570 was great. KSR needs Gidel.
11 hey EZ that’s what Pitino said…even if it happens, by the 3rd game that number will be cut to 4
Do you think Kevin calls his wife “Slap Nuts”?
Best Jorts picture is with him wearing a T-shirt reading, “You had me at get lost”
Im wearing Lt. Jim Dangle cut off jorts all day.. they make me feel sleek like a Cheetah!
Honestly, I really don’t like it when Matt pinches me.
Jorts will have a degree in Communication in May….new KSR co-host? It is his day!
Jorts is KSR!
what a great teaser a JT phone call coming up.
Jon Hood’s shit talking will come in to play tonight. To Vandy cheerleader: “Even I wouldn’t hit that.”
I am guessing that photo above is of Jorts evil twin..Stroj?
I know Jorts (the name) is big if my mom screams it at the TV while watching games…it is the funniest thing ever to hear:”CMon Jorts!” from my mom….
Now that Zach is gone I can play the FEUD on my station!
JT needs to have a sit down with Kevin.
JT is a great caller, but wouldn’t make a great cohost
My vote for the winning entry of the day is #235
THIS ISN’T THE UNIVERSITY OF JORTS!!!!!!!!!
Jorts…rhymes with winning.
Nice going you damn Looserville fan
The following will be available for employment in the very near future:
* JORTS
* Charlie Sheen
* JORTS
* Bruce Pearl
* JORTS
* Drew Frankin
* JORTS
I thought this was Jorts day. I thought your show was going to be all Jorts, all the time today. We want Jorts trivia and accomplishments discussed.
There isn’t an I in the name Jorts, unless….(I)t’s Jorts going off on Vandy
There can only be one jort wearer!!!
I love it because Knights boy will be unemployed. It’ll give me another reason to hate Texas Tech
We’ll win the SEC tourny
My grandma with a walker could beat AU by herself
EZ saying I’m so glad I’m out of here wasn’t a joke either
Should we start watching “the door” again?
You try to win….unless you’re Clyde, that’s only if you’re tough enuff. Memphis President is Cal’s choice
Cal now runs the University…Memphis President turns down UK position after Cal begs her…
did someone say something about a 3 way?!
Who doesn’t love a three way
EZ, you may wanna get closer to the dump button. I’m hearing a lot of 2 way and 3 way talk
And the “CIGAR” goes to Charlie
In honor of Jorts and Sheen, I am doing coke while wearing jorts.haha
Cats will win the Tourny
winners?
Today’s winners are #265 & #222. Congrats and e-mail me at [email protected]. Only two spots left for the contest.
#222 & #265 are today’s winners. e-mail me at [email protected]
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Can’t see that last 6 comments
Jams
On
Rick P’s
Team
Savagely
Jone’s
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Requests
The
Stache
Congrats EZ.
I’m gonna ish my jorts if jorts hits a three
Salute Your Jorts!
Charlie Sheen is proving that trickle down economics does work. In fact, every gazillion dollars that Charlie spends, either tricles down from his nose or off a hooker’s nipple.
Why does the page say 294 comments, but when I click it only 284 are showing?
got em
Charlie Sheen could funnel gasoline and survive.
It’s getting hot in here, I’m taking off my blue jean shorts!
New KSR affiliates: Columbia, Leitchfield, and the Tokiko Plant!