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Clear Channel Radio and KSR podcasts hacked by Muslim extremists in Gaza. Seriously.

On Wednesday, November 21, the Clear Channel Radio computer system was breached by a group of Muslim extremists with intentions of expunging the system’s podcasts, blog sites and live streaming capabilities from within.  When the attack occurred, they made this message appear on the Clear Channel sites (for real):

The message was soon thereafter cleansed from Clear Channel sites, but the problems to some of the functions of the site, specifically the podcasts sections, remain. Clear Channel’s anti-virus software — I believe it’s Norton’s (the free trial version) — traced the cyber-attack overseas to a hut — yes, a hut — in Gaza, a Palestinian city currently in a virtual info-war with Israel.

KSR reader Chris Pullem pinpointed the exact location, which he calls “KSR Haters HQ,”  in this aerial image from Google Earth:

As you can see, KSR Haters HQ is located near a giant yellow push pin just outside of Gaza.

What We Know:

The unprovoked attack on Clear Channel left Kentucky Sports Radio listeners without podcasts last week.

What We Believe:

Though the terrorist group’s motive is unclear, we believe its intentions were to accomplish one, if not more, of the following missions:

(I.) Terminate Shannon The Dude’s position as KSR producer and podcast uploader

With six hours of podcasts gone AWOL, show listeners flooded the Twitter mentions and e-mail inboxes of the KSR staff, demanding answers.  The blame was initially placed on Shannon The Dude, nearly costing him his job, until traces of the attack were uncovered.  We believe the war between Shannon and Muslim extremists dates back to March of 2009, the night of Shannon’s controversial ruling in the Phoenix Hill Booty Judging Contest on Wet Jilbab Night.

(II.) BTI Sucks.

As you’re well aware.

(III.) Shut down the Kroger on Romany Road

It doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to know that an attack on America’s grocery stores is a violent strike on the American economy.  And what better way to hit American consumers than jabbing them right in the heart: the Kroger on Romany Road.

By taking away the KSR podcasts, the terrorists took away John Short’s weekly Courtesy Clerk schedule from the public.  It’s an inconspicuous, yet brilliant tactic to control spending in the Central Kentucky area.

(IV.) Drew The Employee’s girlfriend is working with Abu Nazir

It sounds crazy, I know.  But why else would an established, attractive young female in Chicago be tugging on the heart strings of one of KSR’s finest and most reliable employees?

She used him to get the password to the WKJK studio desktop computer.  That’s why.

With “pooptooth1” in the hands of the enemy, the computer’s Windows 98 system never stood a chance.

(V.)  Ryan Lemond’s military intel and foreign policy

You wouldn’t know it if you asked him the capital of Oklahoma, but Ryan Lemond’s brain contains more knowledge on America — past, present and future — than a government-issued iPad sitting on a stack of U.S. history textbooks in the oval office.  It’s like he swallowed the CIA and chased it down with an ice cold glass of Wikipedia.

A successful attack on Kentucky Sports Radio’s streaming capabilities could potentially keep Lemond from spewing his intelligence on pressing foreign matters and affairs to the nation.  And his political opinions and insight are too valuable to America.

What We’re Going To Do About It:

Fight back.


Rose, Lemond, Fake Barney, Jones, Drew The Employeee

Hit our music.


The White Stripes – Seven Nation Army on MUZU.TV.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

76 Comments for Clear Channel Radio and KSR podcasts hacked by Muslim extremists in Gaza. Seriously.



  1. vacatsfan
    5:04 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’m missing the podcast on my commute home today, but that picture is one of the funniest things you guys have ever posted.



  2. DaveTV
    5:06 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    wow



  3. SexnNursinHomes
    5:06 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones in The Expendables III? Oh shit…..

    I did hear that the p***y in Gaza was to die for.



  4. RealCatsFan
    5:08 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I thought KSR Hater HQ was located near Third St da Ville…



  5. jerryh65
    5:08 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Blue Dawn!



  6. Rockfield, KY
    5:08 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Where’s Chubb?



  7. KFANN
    5:09 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Can you not just block a set of IP addresses from the area and put a stop to it?
    Doesn’t seem like it would take a Rocket Surgeon to figure that out…



  8. Ryan Lemond’s Courage
    5:10 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    That is awesome! Ryan will hunt them down in a parking lot and take care of them.



  9. SexnNursinHomes
    5:13 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    7- why kill a zombie, when you can have sex with it first? man, don’t ask rational questions here. come’on, this is KSR..



  10. secretagent0014
    5:15 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    With Ryan’s geography skills he might start a war with Iraq even though you were attacked by Palestinians.



  11. Funky Monkey
    5:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I watched Homeland last night and Brody said Matt Jones was a double agent working for al queda,…



  12. Buckets
    5:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    WTF?! What the hell am I supposed to listen to at work? NOOOOOOO! I must have my KSR podcasts!!



  13. KFANN
    5:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    9 – You’re right, I wasn’t gittin’ my facts straight. I forgot these are the same people that couldn’t fix the Line 5 hold issue for 18 months.



  14. BlueFins
    5:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like the cease fire was negotiated a little prematurely.



  15. Paducah Patty
    5:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Too funny!! Rose would kick some tail!



  16. SexnNursinHomes
    5:21 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    13-hahahahahaha



  17. achmed
    5:21 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!



  18. BlueFins
    5:21 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Now these Palestinian turds have to watch their backs from BBN!



  19. Adam Schilt
    5:22 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    This is my favorite thing I have ever seen on KSR. Well done. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.



  20. RealCatsFan
    5:22 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I think Drew is a double agent for them. Anyone who can frow a thick beard as quickly as him has to be a terrorist. đŸ™‚



  21. RealCatsFan
    5:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Grow, not Frow – that’s for a different post…



  22. BlueFins
    5:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hamas better redneckonize!



  23. Achmed_Abdul_Crean
    5:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    We’ve been thinking about theez clear chanel all veek-end. A whole lot. Also we vahnt the one you call Petrino.



  24. JtownJT
    5:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Broken english translation never fails to make a would be serious message anything but serious, and, in fact very amusing !!!!



  25. Andy
    5:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Great post. Why can’t they upload the podcast to a different server?



  26. tom
    5:25 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    how long until someone photo shops a pic of davis blocking the rockets.



  27. myOtherName
    5:26 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I like the idea that someone is working right now to decode the hidden messages in a Fake Barney song



  28. mocha
    5:26 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    you sure Maggard isn’t behind this? mexican comedy clubs to the gaza strip isn’t too far fetched.



  29. Roggensak
    5:27 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    MERICA!!!! F-Yeah



  30. BlueFins
    5:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe this is how it starts. Just how the Mayans predicted. Terrorists would target KSR servers and the world as we know it would end!



  31. myOtherName
    5:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Although this probably happened because they thought you discovered a new type of explosive: L1C4



  32. UK-Allday
    5:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Maybe Drew’s best ever, I know that is saying a lot, but damn that is funny. Kroger, Ryan, & Drew’s girl = legendary.



  33. mateotemprano
    5:31 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    wow.

    thanks drew. that answers my question about the podcasts. gotta say i did not expect it to be palestinian militants attacking KSR. i figured it was most likely disgruntled losers from shannon the dude’s booty shaking contests. live and learn…



  34. dh
    5:31 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Haven’t gone this long without podcast since it started. Killing me.



  35. James
    5:33 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    You all are so oblivious. Zero chance that hut is where the attack originated. Its very easy to falsify your location… See for yourself, download tor then trace your external IP.



  36. CATfish
    5:35 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    So are muslims the poop in our ice cream???



  37. davefromdagap
    5:35 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    “Goat…the other white meat”



  38. FrigFullofBeer
    5:36 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    OK… I heard one of UK players just tweeted “STOOPS” guess thats Kentucky’s new coach!!!!!



  39. Whataboutkige
    5:38 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Kige should be the captain



  40. Ryan Lemond
    5:42 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    First down Extreeeeemists!



  41. UKBlue
    5:42 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I say we send in a CIA Wet Team, Seal 6, Israeli Mossad, & the British SAS to end these people.



  42. Dave 'O
    5:45 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I thought Matt said Muzzle-Loading Extremists. I wondered what Matt said at a Ky Wildlife show to rile them up. (I was talking to a muzzle loader earlier)



  43. Dave 'O
    5:45 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    sooooooo…..where the podcasts?



  44. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    5:46 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    in the most ridiculous manner, indeed.



  45. JoeMoney333
    5:48 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    #40. with the post of the month!



  46. RealCatsFan
    5:49 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    The word on the street is this whole plot was masterminded by nefarious terrorist Hu Bin Faarteen. I am sure that Matt has picked up his scent by now and is on the trail.



  47. RichieFarmer'sMustache
    5:53 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    any room for a badass mustache in this party? I’ll smoke/snort ’em out!



  48. CATfish
    5:53 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Is this really a joke or are they actually being serious? Its almost too funny to take serious.



  49. Pitino's Pant Leg
    5:55 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    This is the greatest day in the history of Kentucky basketball.



  50. Nick Papageorgio
    5:57 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Well done, Drew Franklin…Well Done



  51. Cat In AZ
    5:59 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Nice.
    Something more to perpetuate hatred of the Arab people.
    Be sure to burn a Quran and post the vidi on here as well
    so both sides are equally offended.



  52. Mack
    6:01 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  53. tommy wilson
    6:10 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    THE ATEAM



  54. Mark
    6:11 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    We should only communicate in nose whistles from now on so the terrorists won’t know our plans for revenge.



  55. Holy-Thumbs
    6:11 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Using broken English and targeting KSR. Trim their beards to a line and call them Louisville fans.



  56. fb>bb
    6:25 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    What is BTI?



  57. barn
    6:28 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    nuke the bastards



  58. H. Baum
    6:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Destroy the KSR Hater’s Hut.



  59. dubs
    6:41 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    play the music. then scroll down and watch the GIF of Archie. Go ahead… #MindBlown



  60. cold z3ro
    6:41 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Drew this hilarious post only eases my pain for about 5 seconds. my dogwalking life sucks without the podcast. how come it wont work on that fine KSR 1970’s app either? is it hosted by CC as well?



  61. fb>bb
    6:58 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Would someone please tell me what BTI is and why it sucks?



  62. MarkHamilton
    7:13 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    61. Because BTI had an escape goat on his facebook page.



  63. Imactastic
    7:16 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Today I was so mad at you guys I thought the world was going to end… And the you guys post a picture/post like this…. AND TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELVES



  64. me
    7:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    BTI = Brian the Intern. He used to write on the site and all of his posts were horrible. It’s an old running joke because all of the comments for his posts said BTI Sucks



  65. george k
    7:30 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    It’s not just KSR that was hacked, it’s Clear Channel for those people who will come on griping about KSR being politically incorrect.



  66. Uk3k
    7:40 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cclearly they didn’t realize that being located next to a 500 story tall push pin would make them all te more easy to locate by the ksr drone for a precise strike



  67. myOtherName
    7:58 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I just received a coded twitter message explaining that they will exchange the podcast hostages for the Uncensored BCG.



  68. Big Whoop
    7:59 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Those dirty rotten bastards! I don’t listen to Matt Jones anyway ’cause he thinks he poops ice cream. In realty, his nose is brown from having it up Barnhart’s butt cheeks so much.



  69. 6xJimmy
    8:00 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I hear that KSR edited out their demand of “Petrino to UK, or else!”



  70. General Buck Turgeon
    8:00 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Says “nuke ’em till they glow”



  71. twnky
    8:06 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    with music like that you will get your ass kicked. here is something a little less [email protected]……. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYPFrXvc2rE



  72. Bigj
    8:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Pure Gold Drew…..Pure Freaking Gold!



  73. skye2477
    8:44 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    #67… for the win!



  74. Iowacat
    9:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I think in their message they meant to say “all of your servers will fail like as AlQassam rockets fail on Tel Aviv” not fall?



  75. Cracker Jack
    9:33 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Pooptooth1 will get get you every time!



  76. John Ellis
    10:22 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I hate Middle Eastern terrorists, extreme zealots who will do anything to damage American society for their selfish ends. However, that describes Clear Channel too. Hopefully KSR will find a better home some day.