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Christian Laettner hires woman with world’s longest neck to sell his t-shirts

Times must be tough for Christian Laettner and the Durham County Circus’ Giraffe Woman. The two have teamed up to sell t-shirts commemorating a basketball game that took place over 20 years ago.

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

44 Comments for Christian Laettner hires woman with world’s longest neck to sell his t-shirts



  1. Behind Enemy Lines
    12:56 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    #modelthoughts Elbows in, shoulders back, stick out the girls



  2. Karen Sypher gave me herpes
    12:58 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Still reliving the glory days I see Laettner, help ease the pain of his stereotypical failed Duke NBA career



  3. Karen Sypher gave me herpes
    12:59 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    The “girls” look decent on that giraffe



  4. SexnNursinHomes
    1:00 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’d hit it.



  5. Catlanta
    1:00 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Just looking at those shirts makes me physically ill.



  6. uk
    1:01 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I love KSR, but you (Drew Franklin) and Matt make me sick the way you make fun of people. Everyone should start making fun of both of you for being fat a$$es. I only say things like that to people who deserve it and both of you do.



  7. Drew Franklin
    1:02 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    6. — No one makes fun of me more than me.



  8. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    1:05 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    6 – Must be a relative.



  9. Karen Sypher gave me herpes
    1:05 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Don’t listen to em Drew, people that diss this site kill me. It’s a quite funny and informative FREE site, if people don’t like it they should move on..



  10. Rambo
    1:05 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I just thew up a little bit in the back of my throut!



  11. Chicago Chris
    1:06 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hairbrush seems unnecessary for this photo shoot.



  12. BobKYCats
    1:06 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    @10:

    lol, “throut”.



  13. tltaworl
    1:07 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    6. Judge not my friend, lest you be judged.



  14. 5th regionref
    1:07 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Considering how they get by with everything that game turns my stomach.



  15. lunch box
    1:08 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    6 – are you durham county circus’ giraffe woman???? why so serious?



  16. Will S
    1:12 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hahaha that is hilarious. Love a good Laettner jab from the BBN faithful. All in good humor, Drew.



  17. Stan
    1:14 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Nicely done, but c’mon – 20 years ago. Who’s going to care in the Durham area? Since 1966, I’ve tried to remove memories of two nightmares burned into my brain – Texas Western and Duke.



  18. Jason
    1:22 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Anyone see the Kentucky Blue Devils mistake at Sam’s Club?

    http://www.allkyhoops.com/2012/09/kentucky-blue-devils-sweats-at-sams.html



  19. bluemist
    1:31 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know… I think that may be Laettner modeling those shirts..



  20. LionGeneral
    1:46 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Some Kentucky fans wear t-shirts to this day referencing a basketball game that took place over 20 years ago–i.e., “I Still Hate Laettner.” What’s the difference Prof. Franklin?



  21. RealCatsFan
    1:47 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    #19, Correctamundo! Don’t you know that is why they cut the picture off at the neck? That is actually Laettner after his “gender-reassignment” surgery in Sweden!



  22. Kidnut
    1:58 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t see a reason to make fun of the woman, especially after Laettner has been a good sport about the whole thing recently



  23. Biglaw Dawgin'
    2:04 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    11 – haha, good catch. 22 – agreed. Plus, there’s not much to be made fun of with her, she’s kinda packin’.



  24. Stevie Johnson
    2:04 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Why so serious people? This site is ridiculous, and that’s what makes it entertaining! Did you all miss the “most ridiculous manner possible” part?



  25. Louden Swain
    2:06 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Is she wearing her pants backwards?



  26. Liberalboxxi
    2:07 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I knew Laettner had some hard financial times but this appears to be a shirt he is marketing himself and given the rock on her finger, that must his Mrs. doing the modeling. Which would explain both her height and why they are not showing her face. Hope he didn’t buy a bunch of these or it will just go down as another of his bad investments. Now what might sell would be a bong endorsed and autographed by that stoner.



  27. Dee
    2:36 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’d take SexnNursinHomes’ sloppy seconds…



  28. Richie
    2:36 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    @laettnerbball let’s help him out with all the new slogan’s he’s trying to come up with haha
    Some idea’s hes posted…”Ever had one of those days, where you just didn’t miss?” OMG
    Another: Front…”Just throw it Grant”, Back…”Game!”
    What an ass. Someone has convinced him this would be a good idea…NOT.



  29. BURR
    2:36 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Check out them cans



  30. Women Everywhere
    2:41 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    This proves some women will do anything for money. WHORE



  31. bush league
    2:41 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    is that preston knowles’ hairbrush? that broad better watch out!



  32. SexnNursinHomes
    2:42 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    27- hahaha and likewise.



  33. yevkazim
    2:45 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I think that this is Laetners wife. Look at the wedding ring on her finger, this was purchased by someone with well above average means. (in full disclosure, I havent even researched if he truly does a wife)



  34. Invisible Obama
    3:03 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’ll take 3rds through fifths.



  35. jaws2
    3:24 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Sad part is, I’m sure that’s Laettner himself with ‘man boobs”!



  36. Rae
    5:12 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    This looks like a young shirt, college age at the oldest. No underclassman at Duke, or anywhere really, remembers 1992.



  37. crackerhillbilly
    6:06 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    11 – She’s geting ready to brush her kitty.



  38. bigbluejon
    6:18 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like some pretty good toilet paper



  39. spookykim
    6:54 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I still hate Laettner. Even more!



  40. Dane Brammage
    7:08 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Worthless POS.



  41. filbert
    9:17 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    Thats a dude with a tit job,and he really loves laettner.



  42. Katdaddy
    9:23 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    we’ve had 8 perfect nights! ha ha!



  43. Duke Sucks
    9:57 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    I still can’t stand him all you who say get over it. Ki$$ my a$$.



  44. LA
    10:17 pm September 26, 2012 Permalink

    That is not a woman with the longest neck. that is laettner modeling his own shirts.