Skip to content

Kentucky Sports Radio

University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible.

Celebrate Thanksgiving Coach Cal Style

You love Kentucky Thanksgiving. You know you love Kentucky Thanksgiving. So you should celebrate this holiday to the best of your abilities and at the most elite level humanly possible. And following Calipari’s thanksgiving meal (pictured above) example is clearly the best way to do it. Cal’s loving/awesome daughter posted this picture to twitter today, showing the world how a real man eats. Take note y’all:

Meats. It’s all about the meat. Like a boss, Calipari skips the peripherals and goes right for what matters.

– Notice the binary. Ever had a tough choice between two things? Defense or offense? Shoot the two or pull up for three? Go for the block or hold off for the pump fake? Light meat or dark meat? Cal says you go for both.

– One utensil. The knife. This is mostly for protecting yourself against any scavengers trying to steal your food. Forks are for women and children.

The leader of the college basketball world runs on Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Some like to turn today into Boozegiving with family, but Calipari doesn’t need any depressants to slow him down. He’s always on his grind, working away.

I’ll tell you one thing I am thankful for — Coach John Calipari. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Now go back to your plates.

Article written by Chris Thomas

9 Comments for Celebrate Thanksgiving Coach Cal Style

  1. Free Bird
    3:55 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    You would think 4 mill a year would buy a little better spread?

  2. DB11
    3:56 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    Does anyone know this song? Woop boop boo da loo da loop boo boo do, woop boop boo da loo da loop boo boo do, woop boo da loo, woop boo da loo, boo da loo da boo da loo da woop boop looda

  3. Blue4ever
    4:35 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    My oldest son is friends with Chris Redman and he thinks Koetter would be a heckava hire for UK.

  4. WeberCharcoal
    4:41 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    That ribeye was cooked on a nasty gas grill…bet it’s gray in the middle. Yuck!

  5. Hardy H. Har
    4:55 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    That’s not Thanksgiving Dinner. That’s leftover fowls from last night’s game. : D

    ‘Sure hope Erin has given up Southerner/Kentucky-bashing on her Twitter. That got tiresome real quick.

    Now if Sean W. had a daughter, we’d be seeing a picture of some crow.

    #1: What $4 mil. buys you is a sense of what’s important in life. With $4 mil, you don’t have to worry about APPEARING to
    be wealthy, because you know you are. It’s a nice feeling. I hope you get to know it sometime.

  6. Goober say's hey
    9:33 pm November 22, 2012 Permalink

    Geez #5 get over yourself.

  7. bgblue
    12:10 am November 23, 2012 Permalink

    #5 What makes you think that Erin has been bashing Southerner/Kentucky. That thinking tells that you are feeling inferior to Northerner/non-Kentucky states?

  8. Bob Skallen
    1:21 am November 23, 2012 Permalink

    #2 Tutti Frutti

  9. Richie Rich
    8:59 am November 24, 2012 Permalink

    Erin Calipari??? Does she have a show on the food network?