You love Kentucky Thanksgiving. You know you love Kentucky Thanksgiving. So you should celebrate this holiday to the best of your abilities and at the most elite level humanly possible. And following Calipari’s thanksgiving meal (pictured above) example is clearly the best way to do it. Cal’s loving/awesome daughter posted this picture to twitter today, showing the world how a real man eats. Take note y’all:
– Meats. It’s all about the meat. Like a boss, Calipari skips the peripherals and goes right for what matters.
– Notice the binary. Ever had a tough choice between two things? Defense or offense? Shoot the two or pull up for three? Go for the block or hold off for the pump fake? Light meat or dark meat? Cal says you go for both.
– One utensil. The knife. This is mostly for protecting yourself against any scavengers trying to steal your food. Forks are for women and children.
– The leader of the college basketball world runs on Dunkin’ Donuts coffee. Some like to turn today into Boozegiving with family, but Calipari doesn’t need any depressants to slow him down. He’s always on his grind, working away.
I’ll tell you one thing I am thankful for — Coach John Calipari. Happy Thanksgiving everyone! Now go back to your plates.