So lets say you are in Dearborn, Michigan and are driving around late one night. Maybe you would get in the car in a rush and you would forget some things. You could hurry up and mistakenly leave your wallet, maybe your glasses…who knows in a huge rush, maybe your keys. Well Detroit Lions assistant coach Joe Cullen went one step farther, when he left his house and was caught driving naked through town..
Yes this is the kind of news that simply cant be good for Cullen (another Joe Cullen, a physicist is shown above). I mean there is very little that is reasonable that is reasonable to explain this action. I mean what do you say? “I was going off to a nudist camp and got lost.” “I am sorry officer, I thought I was in the clothes optional lane.” “I heard that Rick Pitino was having a party and was told to dress appropriately.” Very little works.
Either way, it will be a rough few days for Joe Cullen. The news will spread tomorrow and he will be ridiculed. But he will always have memories of that beautiful night where he and the leather seats of his Ford Explorer were finally one….