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Photo courtesy of Gary Moyer, Vaught’s Views

Perry Stevenson and Jorts at a Mercer County fundraiser last night.

You know what to do.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

93 Comments for Caption this!



  1. LindaS
    5:05 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    I swear Perry, that frog had legs on it this long. You gotta go giggng with me next time, they don’t bite, I promise!



  2. Janet Jackson's Boob
    5:07 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Harrelson: “I *will* burp you like a baby.”



  3. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    5:09 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    GET THESE POP TARTS IN YOUR MOUTH PERRY!!!!



  4. Brando11
    5:09 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    I said eat those damn Pop Tarts.



  5. beenthere...
    5:10 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    My Jorts are still bigger than your NIT dunk.



  6. d1ja
    5:12 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    *the



  7. UPSCat4080
    5:12 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Hey! Don’t you know who I am?



  8. Brando11
    5:13 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    You Beat me to it



  9. HenryCoCat
    5:14 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Another travelling call perry? We havent even started playing yet!



  10. Korean Tacos
    5:15 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    I had the ball up like this. You should have seen the look on Sullinger’s face.



  11. chuck c
    5:16 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry: I’m not Jared! Don’t hit me with that ball! I throw it back!



  12. Me
    5:17 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Josh: “I’m going to massage your nipple with my middle finger, and you’re going to like it!”

    Bald guy in back: “Oh, don’t mind my right hand. He just wants to say hello.”

    Purrrrry: “Guys, there are little kids around!”



  13. Jort's Snack Pack
    5:20 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    ” I know you stole my snack pack Perry “



  14. eRUPPtion Zone
    5:23 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “Macho Man used to do it like this he would fly off the top ropes and his elbow would land…”



  15. FKCat
    5:23 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry: I don’t care what you say I ain’t wearing no #@%* jorts.
    Josh: Do you want the Sullinger treatment?



  16. ruinthemoment
    5:27 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Josh – “Okay Perry really let those arms swing and you will have the Carlton down in no time!”

    Perry – “Ummm… okay.”

    Josh – “Don’t forget to lock your wrist.”



  17. mykraphone287
    5:27 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    perry: “alright damn, you did get better at rebounding, please dont hurt me, I didn’t ban you from twitter”



  18. be real...
    5:32 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Everyone should stop. #10 you are the winner. That was hilarious



  19. Kenton Hale
    5:33 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Seriously! Eat some crisco or something!



  20. Manchester
    5:33 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: Damn, man. You’re stinking this place up. Whatcha been eating. Now I know why they call you Prairie Dog. Damn.

    Perry: Wasn’t me man.



  21. Sheriff Buford T. Justice
    5:34 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    The Prairie Dog: Alert at the first sign of danger



  22. SexnNursinHomes
    5:39 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: Purple Nurple!!!!



  23. RidgeRunner
    5:41 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    No Perry, the money goes to the school. I’ll spring for the pizza…damn



  24. Just saying
    5:44 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Listen Perry, either let me pinch your nipple or I’ll donkey puch your a$$



  25. vandylaw
    5:44 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Josh: I’m designing jorts with a cargo pocket this big! Whatcha think?
    Perry: Just the thought of that makes me want to do T-Rex arms. Sign me up for 10.



  26. berniecorvette
    5:46 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Come on Perr..I have some more jorts in the trunk of my car…



  27. timmiller
    5:49 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “Dude, you’re going to get hit under the basket. You’ve got to be stronger!”



  28. Kidnut
    5:53 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “That’s two for flinching!”



  29. Eric
    5:54 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: hey man come here and give me a hug

    Perry: don’t make me slap you on the court in front of everybody



  30. Mudcreekmark
    5:58 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Stand there and take it like a man Perry. I told you if I ever caught you wearing those stupid “Silly Bands” again I was going to whip your ass.



  31. GoBigBlue
    5:59 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Josh: Whatcha got on my fourty, homie!!
    Perry: (scared) nuttin



  32. Manbearpig
    5:59 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “Check out this wrestling move Enes showed me”



  33. AppyCat
    6:00 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Punchbuggy red.



  34. Brad g
    6:00 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Door knob!!!!!!!!!!!



  35. Manbearpig
    6:05 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    #35 your post makes me believe you are trying to over compensate for something, perhaps a small hairbrush?



  36. Patrick Bradley
    6:06 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Get in My Belly!!



  37. CA UK FAN
    6:07 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Get your hands off me you big redneck…….you’re freeking me out!



  38. Blue_Cat75
    6:07 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: No Perry, you can NOT block a free throw!



  39. ProBlue
    6:08 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    OK Perry listen up. Run to the big circle in the middle of the floor. Wave your arms and bark real loud. After that run to the edge of the court where the hot blonde chick is sitting and hop on one foot (she’ll be impressed), then sprint to the basket for an alley-oop. Done deal, GAME OVER!!



  40. Lee
    6:08 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “See….I told you KSR writers are prejudice against white players”



  41. Ramel Crawford
    6:10 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t move Perry. There’s a man right behind you. I’ll swat him.



  42. tyson
    6:13 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “Perry, I heard the upper decker Shagari took was thiiiiiiiiis big!”



  43. Gina
    6:13 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: “Perry, Quit blocking my free throws!”



  44. Bluebloodtoo
    6:23 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts – “Hey purrrrrry, Remember this?”
    Then slaps him in the back of the head.



  45. Jburns
    6:23 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    It was white shirt and black pants. Dumbass.



  46. Hood for Three!!
    6:24 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: Here…comes…THE TICKLE MONSTER!!!!



  47. Jburns
    6:25 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    If I could get a hold of gillispie… Ah boy!! I would take his ass to the stall he made me sit in and put his face in it like this.



  48. nick
    6:31 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    i said give me that bandy on you wrist, now!



  49. KP
    6:33 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry – “I swear if this white boy touches me one more time…”

    While at the same time…

    Josh – “You know Perry, you wouldn’t look half bad in a pair of my signature Jorts.”



  50. UK#8
    6:35 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry: I swear I didn’t touch your mom last night.
    Jorts: do you know who I am?? I’m the juggernaut biatchh!!



  51. Cat in GA
    6:51 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Say it! Say it! Jean shorts are cool!!!!!!!!



  52. Chuck Hayes jockstrap
    6:51 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Damn it perry! Get back to the bathroom and finish the rest of those poptarts!!



  53. coreynichols
    7:13 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “Conscious or unconscious, your choice!”



  54. MemphisCat
    7:16 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    I heard they had 2 hot dogs for the price of one. And did you see that girl, she was wearing some of my female clothing line, FEM-ORTS?



  55. CATSCATS
    7:38 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    wanna trade licks?



  56. POOPDOG
    7:40 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Was that you that farted back there? Naw man it was that Polson kid.



  57. tonygreendoesthestankyleg
    8:10 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    dude……. i swear the line at the Whitesburg Wendy’s was this long when i showed up!



  58. Commander McBragg
    8:31 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “……and then, boom goes the dynamite.”



  59. Deep South
    8:35 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry “Look at the butt on that chick”
    Josh “Thats my grilfriend dude”



  60. Big T
    8:38 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: And I hit him right in his ugly face!!!
    Perry: Yea dude the spike on Sullinger was sick!! I’m still cringing!!



  61. Theghostofbillspivey
    8:53 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t hit me ??

    I don’t want to go to class

    Quit teasing me about billy g making me sit in the bathroom stall

    Not the ear, not the ear

    I am the ghost of adolf rupp and what are YOU doing on my team

    You went to school here for how many years and didn’t gain a pound

    Heres the pound you never gained at uk



  62. pay76
    8:53 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    and jorts walked up and slapped the sh^t outta da bitch ….pow



  63. PortlandWest
    9:24 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry: Josh, What the Hell man?!?!
    Jorts: Oh geeze, Sorry Perry, every time i think of “Prairie Dog Stevenson”, i flash back to bonking gophers on the head at Chuck E Cheese… My bad.



  64. the only one
    9:32 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    (Harrellson)- DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR HAVING TO SIT IN POOP THE ENTIRE SECOND HALF PERRY!!!!!!!

    (Perry)- DUDE, you should have knew Coach Gillispie wouldnt tolerate much today, he got drunk AGAIN last night and woke up this morning tied to a goat in the middle of a field, and to top it off, the goat couldnt walk straight, so you know coach has to be pissy!



  65. sc
    9:41 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: what did i tell you about the marijuana son!



  66. Kris Mays
    9:46 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    If it’s taken….sorry….but looks to me like an easy “You’re my BITCH Perry!” Just sayin…..



  67. Cousins is king
    9:59 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    No Jorts, I’m not Sullinger! I’m not Sullinger!



  68. John Calipari's Amazing One And Done Flying Circus
    10:00 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Talk to the beard cause the Jorts ain’t listenin’.



  69. E9Eleven522
    10:01 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Perry, I PROMISE my whiteness won’t rub off on you



  70. Marvinb
    11:09 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Harrelson: Perry, I told you to put the red shirt on with the big O on it, Not the blue one, now go put it on: …. Stevenson: but Josh Im scared..!! It doesn’t sound like fun to me !! Harrelson: Damm you!!



  71. Football Man
    11:18 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Who does’nt want to wear the jorts!?



  72. Kevin
    11:24 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    “And when he didn’t drop the chalupa, I bashed him over the top of the head!!!”



  73. Donnie woosley
    11:44 pm May 27, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts. Tell me one more time we needed enes to win the title
    Perry. Guess your right . But in perrys head he said your one crazy white boy



  74. Arms of Delk Legs of McCarty
    12:40 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Please Hammer, don’t hurt him!



  75. Issel's two front teeth
    1:18 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: No, Perry, this ain’t last year, really man, coach told me to sub in for you!!!



  76. martinbluther
    2:18 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts:…and this Klingon–he was HUGE, maybe this tall–said, “Don’t wait for the translation!” Best. Movie. Ever!
    Perry: …
    Jorts: Undiscovered Country. Check it out. Gonna be a cult favorite.
    Perry: …
    Jorts: Bigger than Rocky Horror. Seriously.
    Perry: …



  77. RidgeRunner
    7:26 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Your all winners and ya all get a new car!!!!!!!!!!!



  78. bluetooth
    7:34 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    perry , then you remove the shell from the turtle and start cuttin up the meat . im tellin you turtle meat is the best



  79. WestWorld
    7:44 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    “please don’t hit me Mr. Jorts”



  80. bluetooth
    7:48 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    i swear perry its true , they really fired bruce pearl



  81. Yorktown Cat
    7:57 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Laugh all you want perry, but that Wendy’s was packed!



  82. MJ4UK
    8:11 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Josh: Thats karate (pronounced Care ah tay)…Only two kinds of people in the world know it…The Chinese and the King, and I’m the king…WATCHOUT MAN!!! Hoooah.

    Perry: Whoah!!



  83. catscatscats
    9:25 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Perry our basket is that way



  84. Jake32
    9:43 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Sullinger goes up, and I put him on his ass. All ball!



  85. the fan
    9:49 am May 28, 2011 Permalink

    My name is Perry drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.



  86. joe-e-smalls
    1:45 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Perry!…This is my pimp hand!…Do you know what I do with my pimp hand?



  87. Saul Smith starring in Aladin, the Musical
    1:58 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    “Please don’t hit me Josh!! I swear! I don’t care what Thamel wrote…I NEVER said jorts make you look gay.”



  88. SkiHa
    2:05 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: Let’s play Wack-a-Mole
    Perry: I’m a prairie dog!!!



  89. Joe Big Blue
    2:15 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts: “Perry, man, it was sick. In China, if you screwed up, they grabbed you by the throat like this…”



  90. David
    7:25 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    My pimp hand is strong!



  91. UKGrad04
    9:19 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    That’s two for flinching.



  92. hey
    10:40 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    ?



  93. duh
    10:41 pm May 28, 2011 Permalink

    @