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Cal-Stoops

John Calipari stopped by UK’s football practice this morning. What do you think he and Mark Stoops were talking about?

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

No, I will not make you a sandwich, but you can follow me on Twitter @MrsTylerKSR or email me.

98 Comments for Caption This!



  1. JDP
    2:03 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    When they’re down in a 3 point stance, is that when they poop ice cream?



  2. Nobody
    2:05 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “And then Coach O showed the recruits how fast he could eat a bowl of fro-yo this big! It was a great night!”



  3. Cal
    2:05 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    No joke, he pooped a pile of ice cream this big.



  4. Ron Jeremy
    2:05 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “I swear it’s this big”



  5. Calipari
    2:05 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “You don’t actually have to be a good coach if you just recruit the best players.”



  6. Brrrrr
    2:05 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Once the ice cream gets to about this size….Alabama won’t have a chance..



  7. DavenderCatTheSequel
    2:06 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Thanks for not wearing the Flower Shirt on my field, Coach.”



  8. wildcat golf
    2:06 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: See this shirt? It’s Tommy Bahama
    Stoops: Is it breathable?
    Cal: Absolutely, I’ve also got some awesome sweatsuits… I’ll give you the number to my tailor… get you out of that nonsense you’re wearing. Remember you’re with the BBN now. You gotta represent.



  9. Al/in/Indy
    2:06 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    I swear Mark that smoothie was this big around!



  10. trey
    2:06 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    2) beat me to the fro-yo joke



  11. rick
    2:06 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    The size of Rick Pitinos ego



  12. I'vegotbigballs
    2:07 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Ya see, Mark…..It’s all a mind game – If ya dress like you’re on a beach in Puerto Rico, you’ll feel like you’re on a beach in Puerto Rico.



  13. Linda Taylor
    2:08 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “And then Julius did this monster dunk over DeMarcus, you’d have to see it to believe it.”



  14. btowncatfan
    2:10 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Listen, Joker sukced!



  15. btowncatfan
    2:11 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    And he couldn’t spell either.



  16. Robert Morris
    2:12 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “You just give the players a stack of hundred dollar bills this big,”



  17. Jack Nicklaus
    2:14 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: So you say the pile of sh!% Joker left for you was this big?
    Stoops: Yeah…big, steamy style.



  18. SideHatch
    2:14 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Hey, Mark…do you think you can squeeze me in some time with Rock Oliver?



  19. J in Orlando
    2:14 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “lol, so I was all ‘Rick, as a friend, cover that tat, people will think you’re an idiot.”



  20. AirRaid
    2:15 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    don’t worry about the Louisville fans in the corner. They just follow us around, it’s what little brothers do to those they idolize.



  21. NotTheRealTurkeyHunter
    2:16 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Ok Mark you can have Julius and Willie for the Western and Louisville games, but I need them back after that.”



  22. T
    2:16 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “If you ever find a magic wand, let me know.”



  23. blueblue
    2:17 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Yea, I hate the color RED also. Makes me wanna poop the Turd this big!!!



  24. Biscuit
    2:17 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Stoops: Good gravy Cal, can you get some new shirts. Cal: See Stoopsy the air flow minimizes the pit sweat in these sleek shirts.



  25. debbie t
    2:17 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Trust me, Joker was a joke.”



  26. jdneedstoknow
    2:17 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    How do you bounce that damn ball.



  27. Michael F. Jox
    2:18 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Seriously, Mark, my wife’s gonna kill me if I don’t return that bowl. You sure you aint seen it? It’s clear, has a red lid, and is about this size.”



  28. DLN
    2:18 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “High performance? Look, Mark, all I’m saying is yogurt is really good for you. Give them about this much, and just watch how they play…”



  29. Mikey1286
    2:19 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    You drive a what? No, get a Vespa. The gas mileage I’m getting right now is insane!



  30. DLN
    2:19 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    27 ftw!



  31. John
    2:20 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Stoops – “Cal, you’ve got to stop ninja tickling people, it’s weird! I don’t care what Tom Crean told you!”



  32. Orange Leaf'd
    2:21 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “Then after I swirl the mocha froyo with guava, I put a BIG pile of sprinkles on top. Talk about a #YAHTZEE!”
    Stoops: “Yum”



  33. Skittles
    2:22 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “Is it true that Marrow has turned Urban into his little bee-otch, about this big?”

    Stoops: “Yahtzee…we own Ohio.”



  34. ryan
    2:23 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Hey coach cal, I saw that pic of Julius the other day. Can we borrow him to play tight end?



  35. huh
    2:23 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: You just have to take it by the fist and Hump it into submission….

    Stoops: WTF are you on my field for crazy man



  36. Kain
    2:25 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: …and I was like get that [email protected] out of my face Joker.



  37. Poppschmidty
    2:26 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    No fan ever did an “Ashley Judd” picture for Big Blue Madness…these people are crazy…



  38. Going2Ways
    2:26 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Okay, so you get Willie Cauley-Stein for football practice on Tue and Thur, I get him on Mon, Wed and Fridays. Yes, I think he’ll contribute at WR too!



  39. asdf
    2:27 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “So what you’re saying is…you’re basically running the dribble drive on grass?”
    Stoops: “Exactly! Except we don’t dribble or drive…”



  40. Yahtzee
    2:27 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “You know the 2014 PG I’m recruiting, Tyler Ulis? He’s about this big.”

    Stoops: “Kinda small, huh? Low gravity…Whatta ya say you let him walk-on at RB?”



  41. old man
    2:28 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Each year TT at KSR has a crush on one of my recruits. Just wait till she finds out what one of my recruits this year is packing..seriously, it’s like this!



  42. jch
    2:29 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “…she puts it in a tupperware dish about this big for me in the morning before I leave…”



  43. Yahtzee
    2:29 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “You eat Mrs. Cal’s cookies and your turd will be this big. No, I’m serious!”



  44. Cal
    2:31 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “After I saw that picture of Mila, I dropped a load this big. Good thing I had one of those McDonald’s-sponsored towels to wipe it up.”



  45. Coach Cal
    2:33 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Once you start winning you will be hated by the media.



  46. Nick Cyrus
    2:39 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    The coach of the year trophy is about this big, by this big.



  47. from luval
    2:40 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    So many immature fans here, half of the comments are about poop, turds, and whatever is ‘this big’. The saddest part, NONE of them are funny.



  48. FlashOfBlue
    2:42 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Hey, Mark. You’re stealing all my press, man.



  49. Cliff Hawkins
    2:43 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    probably Camelot East, maybe West



  50. CatFanInHoosierland
    2:46 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: “Four words for you, Mark… ‘Dribble Drive Spread Offense’. Do it. DO IT.”



  51. Eastern Henry
    2:50 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “We’ll Mark, hairstyles can’t be your gimic with the helmet situation.” ” Plus that’s our thing anyway.”



  52. Do whut?
    2:56 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    #27 ftw indeed. I don’t have anything better so I won’t try. Great callback. Nice use of the mundane to make it relatable. 10 out of 10.



  53. Lard
    3:00 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    I need to lose 40…. hell yea i need to lose 50 too much orange leaf ice cream



  54. Turner the Burner
    3:02 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Did you hear what Matt said about Kevin Ware?”



  55. Jake from State Farm
    3:08 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    You can tell a lot about a women by her hands. Especially if they are around your neck.



  56. karen sypher lover
    3:11 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Pitino told me her hole was this big



  57. SeaCat
    3:12 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    27) the best!



  58. the anti cat
    3:14 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    My next championship ring will be this big, and yes everyone will get one. even you.



  59. BigBlueCat
    3:15 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Now, Mark, let me know if you need help from Willie Cauley-Stein.



  60. Chaz
    3:19 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    If it’s tied with 10 seconds left, put your best free throw shooters in the game.



  61. sterve
    3:24 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Sometimes you gotta force her head down, like this..”



  62. themuhney
    3:26 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    CMS: So what do you think of Matt and Drew?
    CJC: I’d like to cluck their heads together like Moe.



  63. Deep south Cat Fan Says:
    3:27 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    WCS said he could play WR till the first game of BB



  64. bung
    3:28 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    so mark…instead of holding the ball and looking around you do a kind of football fast break?



  65. slimflannery
    3:39 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Eight! Count ’em, eight guys in the first round of the draft next year! Polson’s playing like a BEAST!!



  66. TheGodfather
    3:47 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Some day, and that day may never come, I might call upon you to do a service for me.



  67. CatFanInChattanooga
    3:52 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    27 – Nicely done.



  68. footballguy
    3:54 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “I think you and I should coach the men’s soccer team in our spare time”



  69. Tdigital
    3:55 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Hear me out, Stoops…I’m telling you…I know it’s called “Hey, Soul Sister”, but the band’s name is ‘Train.’ you know,tough, like a train…like football…(stoops stares blankly at Coach Cal followed by an awkward silence).



  70. tsperg
    3:55 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “you mean that if i give up these big bowls of ice cream this size, that i could give up wearing these oversized shirts? just by eating veggies of different colors ?



  71. TylerH
    3:58 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: I’m talking about an ocean of the stuff
    Stoops: We’re gonna make a lot of money together



  72. AnthonyBBN
    4:07 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Have you seen how much FroYo you can get in those Orange Leaf cups? It’s like this much!”



  73. SeaCat
    4:10 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    62) good one. I am sure TT often
    feels the same way.



  74. Waxeater In The News
    4:27 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Take my advice and your bank account will continue to grow.”



  75. ukfan
    4:28 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “They got this new flavor at orange leaf called Birthday Cake, I’m tellin ya it’s unbelievable!”



  76. Brian
    4:30 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    I KNOW He played WR in High School. I KNOW your need WR’s but NO, you cannot have WCS!!



  77. chase
    4:32 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “my WR keep dropping the ball”
    “in basketball we teach our players to catch like this”



  78. barn
    4:33 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “I know, I know, mark, he’s seven feet tall and has great hands, and I know you’re thin at wideout, but i’m sorry I just can’t let willy play football too”.



  79. Jwbiery
    4:40 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: You see, this is how big the tupperware full of salad needs to be in order for my wife to make you a salad.
    Mark: But coach, do your players really poop ice cream?



  80. snarkster
    4:51 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Oh yeah? Well my Julius Randle poops Coffee Bean Gelato.”



  81. Ricky Bobby
    4:55 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Yes, you put the yogurt in your cup, put all the toppings you want on it, then take it to the counter and the people that work there weigh it.



  82. UKDave
    4:59 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Trust me, Julius can be an All American linebacker……



  83. TerryH
    5:25 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: where are your condiments you can not make up plays with out them



  84. tippytoe
    5:42 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    So,you’re telling me you are using white players and they actually play?



  85. crazycatfan
    5:55 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “OKAY …. HERE’S WHAT WE’RE GONNA DO. I WIN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR … YOU GET IT NEXT YEAR.” Enough said!



  86. Torrence
    5:59 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Give up stoops there’s no way your beating Charlie strong and co.



  87. john calamari
    6:19 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    “Listen….All head coaches take turns taking Barnhart to play putt-putt golf…You’ve been here what? 5-6 months now? We think it’s about time for you to get your turn. One more thing, he gets sleepy and wants to fuss on about hole 8, so bring snack money,”



  88. I love big blue in the morning
    6:47 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    No coach, our ball is orange and round, like this… I guess they didn’t have one at FSU huh?



  89. jpbky2
    9:16 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Coach, it’s true, around here on 3rd and 7, the fans are used to a 3 yard pass.



  90. KGramig
    9:35 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Look Mark, I know Willie was a stud receiver in high school, but you can’t have him he’s mine! But however when Matt Elam commits to UK, I could use a big man down in the paint! The next Renardo Sidney? What you think?



  91. claude
    9:41 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    coach…can you keep the noise down? my team is taking a nap and getting ready for a national championship run…



  92. Simms
    10:13 pm August 14, 2013 Permalink

    Cal – Coach Stoops you know the best you can do around here is a wrist watch, right?”



  93. Summertime
    12:07 am August 15, 2013 Permalink

    Cal- “Big Blue Madness in a new Commonwealth Stadium after the South Carolina game. Just think about it. ”
    Stoops- “Sure Cal. We can have Clowney and Randle come wrestle during halftime too.” — rolls his eyes



  94. Highway119
    12:07 am August 15, 2013 Permalink

    Hey Mark, when you get more popular than me, can I bring my recruits to come see your practices and talk with you?



  95. UK Ron
    6:50 am August 15, 2013 Permalink

    Probably said, DID YOU SEE THE TOE”S ON MATT JONES…



  96. Bucko
    8:54 am August 15, 2013 Permalink

    You See Mark, the ball itself has its own energy. It’s natural place is in the endzone. Send it home.



  97. cal
    9:52 am August 15, 2013 Permalink

    Cal: I am sorry Coach, Willie cannot play tight end for you this year unless you stuff cash into a bad this big!!!



  98. Rodes
    4:43 am August 16, 2013 Permalink

    I’m telling you, with the way you’re recruiting now, you’re only a few years away from Hawaiian shirts and Orange Leaf.