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Nerlens Noel and Gorgui Dieng at today’s NBA Draft Combine. Best two comments make it to the night post.
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“That tattoo is going to look pretty silly in a few years. He should have shaved UL into his custom made toupee.”
We got ours first.
“Millionaires to be”
Nerlens: do they have flat tops in senegal?
“Dieng” my injury wasn’t as bad as Kevvvvo’s!
How many languages can you say “Number 1 Pick?”
Yo how you pronounce your parents names again???
Yo, I can’t believe you all let him get that tattoo. I bet it took more than 15 seconds though.
“You better than me I don’t think so!”
not a caption, but is Dieng injured? Looks like he has a boot on his right leg.
Heard Rick is a d…
“Nice boner you got there, Gorgui.”
Dieng: dre frin hinz. Nerlens: god you cards are retards
6 is hilarious hahah
My hi fade is bigger than your dieng
So porcinis wasn’t the only public place it happened?
You’re telling me I didn’t have to stay in Louisville for 3 years?
Dieng “I’ll trade you my championship ring for the #1 pick”
Noel “Only if I can punch you first”
This brother’s so dark light can’t escape.
“Really, 7 women per night to massage your knee provided by the NBA” You lucky Dieng”
Noel: knock, knock
Dieng: who’s there?
Noel: the number 1 pick.
No I’m not kidding. Chuck Norris can’t even do what Cal does
“We’d be done by now if Crean hadn’t shown up and cut down the nets”.
Dude, you’re wearing my boot.
Gorgui ” I had to play my ass off, and you’re still gett’n picked first”.
Noel “sorry bro, i know that sucks”
Noel — “Boy, Coach Cal be clownin’ Coach Pitino this morning on the Matt Jones show.”
Gorgui — “Yeah, I was like oh sh__, he talking about Coach P persuading Russ to come back. It’s messed up, for real. Coach P tried the same on me, telling me I needed to learn to play the 3.”
Your coach did what?
Siva’s hairline is real?
“Hope you like Croatia.” – Nerlens
Everyone can pronounce my name correctly. “Murica
Can’t believe coach P wanted you to play shooting guard.
“Does Teddy Bridgewater really wears dresses?”
Dude,which one of those strange languages were you speaking in that Christmas song?? Louisvillian??!!
“You ate how many French Hens?!?!” – Noel
Nerlens said, “where was Pitino’s horse at the derby?” Dieng said, “still at the tattoo parlor.”
“Did you leave Kentucky because you were scared of the incoming class too??” #BBN
Mrs. Sypher was my Mrs. Robinson.
Yeah…Ashley was mine.
You could not be me in a game of One-on-One. Hell I could beat you shooting free throws
Nerlens “So did Rick show you that 15 second post move”?
If you would have gone to UK you could be in my spot, Team NF.
Noel – “I’m gonna be the first pick in the NBA draft”
Deing – “I’m gonna go back to Senegal”
Dieng: Man, I really need to impress these scouts today.
Noel: Good luck man. I would be really worried too if I hadn’t played at UK.
Did Pitino really get that tattoo?
A least neither of us have a unibrow. Am I right?
Dang he’s got huge lips
-nerlens
“Did Rick Pitino really have sexual relations with that woman?”
My coach can whip your coach.
Nerlens: remember when I stuffed you
Dieng: wait which one
Eight national championships, huh? Is that more than three?
Dieng- “You etched UK into the back of your head?”
Noel- “Your coach got a back tattoo?”
Three Legged Race?
“Did you leave Kentucky because you were scared of the incoming class too??”-Dieng #BBN
“Dude, I know y’all won it all, but I’d still pitch your junk into the 7th row with a bum knee!”
Man, we’re about to be filthy rich! So, are you getting a Bentley or a Lamborghini?
Nerlens: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal…people know me…
yep slick Rick has a tight end…
1, 23, and 31 are best
Dieng: “Gorgui block shot. Gorgui make basket.”
Nerlens: “As much as Russ Smith jacked up the ball, I’m surprised you left off, Gorgui rebound bad shots…
My bad!
6, 23, and 31
I’ll bet the fact that we’re sitting together will really draw the cameras our way. We might even get the “caption this” spot on KSR…
Yep, before basketball I use to run for hours trying to keep that tire rolling with nothing but a stick. Then on top of that I use to wear Louisville shirts going up and they said “NCAA CHAMPIONS” , I got one about every year so I thought they were good. I come over here to find out they haven’t one on since 86″ and it was all a lie.
Nerlens: “man actin like your hurt aint gonna get you drafted in the top 5”
Dieng: “oh… Gorgui just wanna be like you”
Dieng: “I named my boot ‘Peyton Sleeva.'”
Noel: “…”
Noel. When opportunity knocks and I’m not home opportunity waits
Deing. Can I comeover
we shoulda run more…
You really want me to ask coach Cal to coach the Senegal national team so you finally have a chance to improve your game??
And then Siva did what with Pitino’s toupee?
Nerlens – “do you ever sit in the bathroom with the lights out?”
Dieng – “duh dawkness don’t you?”
Nerlns- ” you stayed in school how long”?…”I was 14 when you started school”
Look at it this way bro….. At least we didn’t go to Duke.
We coulda got more free rings there tho.
True… And no NCAA investigation.
Deing: You see that chick in the sundress…damn!!!
Noel: You know that’s Teddy Bridgewater right??
“So WTF kinda name is Gorgui anyway?”
“Oh, I don’t know NERLENS, I guess it’s just not normal like yours”
“Rick really said that he is going to get a Vespa to keep up with Cal?”
Do you smell that?
Damn, bro .. you cards got some weak-a$$ tibias!
You left early why?
Nerlens: Damn, your uglier than I thought.
Dieng: No crap.
#34 get’s my vote! I had forgotten all about that video! 🙂
Is that smell permanent ?
Nerlens: what is that on your right leg?
Didn’t: we make bamboo braces where I from
Nerlens: Seriously, have you seen Peyton Siva’s dad?
Gorgui: Don’t ask…
“Really, your 35 years old”
71 is awesome
Nerlens: Brah don’t keep talking bout C-4, with that accent you got got, you’ll be playing ball in the G league at at Guitmo.
Nerlens: L1C4 is a joke, right?
Gorgui: Beats me. I’m not sure I’ll ever understand the Olde English language.
87717883_XS.jpg?w=560&h=560&keep_ratio=1 You want me to ask Ryan Lemond to look for your dog Fiftino you lost near Waddy?
Hey Jules, did you drive here from the back seat?
“Hey G, are you still thinking about that MKG pass you almost blocked away in the Final Four last year, that turned into a Super Brow Slam?”
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/african-wildgs_441_600x450.jpg You want me to ask Ryan Lemond to look for your dog Fiftino you lost near Waddy?
Ay bruh, you think Pitino smashed that chick
“Nah, Cal’s hair is real.”
“You mean he offered to turn you into a point guard if you came back?”
Djieng: I’ve got 3 french hens we can share for lunch, I brought the condoms. Nerlens: Dude You mean condiments? Djieng: That’s not how coach P. pronounced that.
Bra, where are all these flies coming from?
One and Dieng
Nerlens; Damn you black….and you smell like big foots dick!!!!
Nerlens: “if that shirt were any uglier, it would be playing center for Louisville”
did you see Nancy Lieberman’s ass? Yo son, shit was fire.
Nerlen; hey G I swear I saw you in amistad Dieng; Naw but my cousins were in blood diamond
“Cmon man, say ‘3 french hens’ one time for me!”
“Seriously, how many kids Chane got?”
I gotta ring but you’re gonna make more money. What’s up with that!
“Fifteen seconds. Really? He told you it was fifteen seconds.”
Dude your coach really likes Ted Kennedy.
Nerlens thinking to himself…I know this dude speaks several languages, but the only thing I am hearing in my head is “three fren hen”.
Nerlens: Im this years #1 pick Dieng: So, my team won the NCAA Championship Nerlens: Well even the Cicada’s come up every 17 yrs….lol
Dieng: I just had a flashback of the MKG posterize I got last year. (Shudders)
Nerlens: dude, your ear looks really cool.
Gorgui: I like soccer more honestly.
Nerlens: Forill?!?!?
OK you can tell me now. Did Pitino really share Karen Sypher with you guys?
Nerlens: Damn i thought i was dark
Gorgui “There are is a snake in my boot.” Nerlens “Opps my bad mane.”
Noel: So you guys can’t listen to ANY Italian opera?
Dieng: Well, you know. Puccini. Porcini. Not a good topic for coach.
They look like the two big men off the 90’s movie , “The Air Up There”. He is thinking, ” I am going to teach you the Jimmy Dollan shack and bake.”
Your almost as ugly as pitino’s tattoo!!
Dgieng: “I hope I get drafted.” Noel: “you smell like feet and shame.”
No way! Your injury came from running scared out of that tattoo shop!
You’d understand if coach Pitino took off his shirt in front of you! Do you remember that guy from X-men that walked out of the water onto the beach?
That wasn’t in X-men
My bad, X-men 2
Oh yeah, that politician dude with the son that had eagle wings
Yup, but even worse, so I just ran!
I feel ya boss, I feel ya
No matter what you say your age is I am STILL your little brother!!
I hope you enjoyed last year Gorgui because the next 15 years belong to me.
“I’m a national champion. What are you? ……..Oh. Sorry. It’s ok. I guess UK fans care more about the NBA draft.”
Coach still says it was at least 16 seconds.
So who won?
Dieng:Look at my Boner. Noel:Only a little Brother would be proud of that.Check out my left leg! Dieng:Whoa….GO BIG BLUE!
I have a cast like you and if I can get my Fade to come in by draft day, maybe they will think we are the Harrison twins and we will go #1 and #2.
Dieng: “Coach had a different chick every night”
Noel: “For real!?!”
Can you believe all the honkys in this state? I dont know how you stayed here so long.