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Nerlens Noel and Gorgui Dieng at today’s NBA Draft Combine. Best two comments make it to the night post.

Article written by Mrs. Tyler Thompson

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125 Comments for Caption this!



  1. GoCats2
    7:42 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “That tattoo is going to look pretty silly in a few years. He should have shaved UL into his custom made toupee.”



  2. Ukkats
    7:43 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    We got ours first.



  3. mike and ike
    7:45 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Millionaires to be”



  4. Samoudeh
    7:46 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: do they have flat tops in senegal?



  5. Kev
    7:46 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Dieng” my injury wasn’t as bad as Kevvvvo’s!



  6. NellyRetardo
    7:46 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    How many languages can you say “Number 1 Pick?”



  7. Tumtum
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Yo how you pronounce your parents names again???



  8. BigBlue21
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Yo, I can’t believe you all let him get that tattoo. I bet it took more than 15 seconds though.



  9. truebluefan
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “You better than me I don’t think so!”



  10. bdown
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    not a caption, but is Dieng injured? Looks like he has a boot on his right leg.



  11. Not billy reed
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Heard Rick is a d…



  12. Dale
    7:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Nice boner you got there, Gorgui.”



  13. Trevor
    7:48 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: dre frin hinz. Nerlens: god you cards are retards



  14. eric
    7:48 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    6 is hilarious hahah



  15. todd f
    7:48 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    My hi fade is bigger than your dieng



  16. Tumtum
    7:49 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    So porcinis wasn’t the only public place it happened?



  17. David
    7:49 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    You’re telling me I didn’t have to stay in Louisville for 3 years?



  18. McSwag
    7:49 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng “I’ll trade you my championship ring for the #1 pick”
    Noel “Only if I can punch you first”



  19. you
    7:50 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    This brother’s so dark light can’t escape.



  20. Big R
    7:50 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Really, 7 women per night to massage your knee provided by the NBA” You lucky Dieng”



  21. Jim Bob Harlan
    7:50 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Noel: knock, knock
    Dieng: who’s there?
    Noel: the number 1 pick.



  22. Tumtum
    7:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    No I’m not kidding. Chuck Norris can’t even do what Cal does



  23. NorthernKYcatfan
    7:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “We’d be done by now if Crean hadn’t shown up and cut down the nets”.



  24. LebanonLumber
    7:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dude, you’re wearing my boot.



  25. burl
    7:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Gorgui ” I had to play my ass off, and you’re still gett’n picked first”.
    Noel “sorry bro, i know that sucks”



  26. Delk for 3
    7:52 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Noel — “Boy, Coach Cal be clownin’ Coach Pitino this morning on the Matt Jones show.”
    Gorgui — “Yeah, I was like oh sh__, he talking about Coach P persuading Russ to come back. It’s messed up, for real. Coach P tried the same on me, telling me I needed to learn to play the 3.”



  27. NoJortsNoProblm
    7:54 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Your coach did what?



  28. Tumtum
    7:54 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Siva’s hairline is real?



  29. Ben
    7:55 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Hope you like Croatia.” – Nerlens



  30. Transy Clay
    7:55 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Everyone can pronounce my name correctly. “Murica



  31. NoJortsNoProblm
    7:56 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Can’t believe coach P wanted you to play shooting guard.



  32. kelkat66
    7:56 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Does Teddy Bridgewater really wears dresses?”



  33. KyBlueRay
    7:58 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dude,which one of those strange languages were you speaking in that Christmas song?? Louisvillian??!!



  34. Flynnacious
    7:59 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “You ate how many French Hens?!?!” – Noel



  35. Dayton cats
    7:59 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens said, “where was Pitino’s horse at the derby?” Dieng said, “still at the tattoo parlor.”



  36. Wildcat fan 33
    7:59 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Did you leave Kentucky because you were scared of the incoming class too??” #BBN



  37. colonel angus
    8:01 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Mrs. Sypher was my Mrs. Robinson.
    Yeah…Ashley was mine.



  38. BigBlueFan
    8:01 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    You could not be me in a game of One-on-One. Hell I could beat you shooting free throws



  39. Kevin Grevey
    8:01 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens “So did Rick show you that 15 second post move”?



  40. UKBlue
    8:03 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    If you would have gone to UK you could be in my spot, Team NF.



  41. Ebrown21
    8:04 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Noel – “I’m gonna be the first pick in the NBA draft”
    Deing – “I’m gonna go back to Senegal”



  42. lss
    8:06 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: Man, I really need to impress these scouts today.
    Noel: Good luck man. I would be really worried too if I hadn’t played at UK.



  43. Smitty
    8:08 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Did Pitino really get that tattoo?



  44. Catscatscats
    8:08 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    A least neither of us have a unibrow. Am I right?



  45. Clint
    8:09 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dang he’s got huge lips
    -nerlens



  46. Big Vern
    8:09 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Did Rick Pitino really have sexual relations with that woman?”



  47. leedee
    8:12 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    My coach can whip your coach.



  48. Josh Hensel
    8:13 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: remember when I stuffed you
    Dieng: wait which one



  49. leedee
    8:13 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Eight national championships, huh? Is that more than three?



  50. [email protected]
    8:14 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng- “You etched UK into the back of your head?”

    Noel- “Your coach got a back tattoo?”



  51. Jrod
    8:14 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Three Legged Race?



  52. Wildcat fan 33
    8:16 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Did you leave Kentucky because you were scared of the incoming class too??”-Dieng #BBN



  53. jmfatz47
    8:18 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Dude, I know y’all won it all, but I’d still pitch your junk into the 7th row with a bum knee!”



  54. Steve Fitts
    8:19 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Man, we’re about to be filthy rich! So, are you getting a Bentley or a Lamborghini?



  55. AirRaid2013
    8:19 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal…people know me…



  56. EdykatedRednek
    8:20 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    yep slick Rick has a tight end…



  57. It's official
    8:21 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    1, 23, and 31 are best



  58. mike
    8:22 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: “Gorgui block shot. Gorgui make basket.”
    Nerlens: “As much as Russ Smith jacked up the ball, I’m surprised you left off, Gorgui rebound bad shots…



  59. It's official
    8:22 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    My bad!
    6, 23, and 31



  60. josh manning
    8:24 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    I’ll bet the fact that we’re sitting together will really draw the cameras our way. We might even get the “caption this” spot on KSR…



  61. Birdx33
    8:25 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Yep, before basketball I use to run for hours trying to keep that tire rolling with nothing but a stick. Then on top of that I use to wear Louisville shirts going up and they said “NCAA CHAMPIONS” , I got one about every year so I thought they were good. I come over here to find out they haven’t one on since 86″ and it was all a lie.



  62. Heyy_Fred
    8:26 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: “man actin like your hurt aint gonna get you drafted in the top 5”
    Dieng: “oh… Gorgui just wanna be like you”



  63. JP
    8:26 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: “I named my boot ‘Peyton Sleeva.'”

    Noel: “…”



  64. Dwoos
    8:26 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Noel. When opportunity knocks and I’m not home opportunity waits
    Deing. Can I comeover



  65. bung
    8:26 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    we shoulda run more…



  66. KyBlueRay
    8:26 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    You really want me to ask coach Cal to coach the Senegal national team so you finally have a chance to improve your game??



  67. Seriously
    8:27 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    And then Siva did what with Pitino’s toupee?



  68. Cheney'sBirdog
    8:27 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens – “do you ever sit in the bathroom with the lights out?”
    Dieng – “duh dawkness don’t you?”



  69. SLINGBLADE
    8:28 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlns- ” you stayed in school how long”?…”I was 14 when you started school”



  70. multiple Catosis
    8:29 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Look at it this way bro….. At least we didn’t go to Duke.

    We coulda got more free rings there tho.

    True… And no NCAA investigation.



  71. fakinnomah
    8:30 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Deing: You see that chick in the sundress…damn!!!

    Noel: You know that’s Teddy Bridgewater right??



  72. Kevin C.
    8:31 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “So WTF kinda name is Gorgui anyway?”

    “Oh, I don’t know NERLENS, I guess it’s just not normal like yours”



  73. BleedBlueinNashville
    8:32 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Rick really said that he is going to get a Vespa to keep up with Cal?”



  74. bankshot
    8:32 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Do you smell that?



  75. Twine
    8:32 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Damn, bro .. you cards got some weak-a$$ tibias!



  76. Kyle Eads
    8:33 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    You left early why?



  77. L'ville
    8:36 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: Damn, your uglier than I thought.
    Dieng: No crap.



  78. bmt22033
    8:40 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    #34 get’s my vote! I had forgotten all about that video! 🙂



  79. Title Town
    8:41 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Is that smell permanent ?



  80. night post
    8:44 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: what is that on your right leg?
    Didn’t: we make bamboo braces where I from



  81. CatsFan12
    8:46 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: Seriously, have you seen Peyton Siva’s dad?
    Gorgui: Don’t ask…



  82. cc
    8:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Really, your 35 years old”



  83. Dwoos
    8:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    71 is awesome



  84. degodfather
    8:51 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: Brah don’t keep talking bout C-4, with that accent you got got, you’ll be playing ball in the G league at at Guitmo.



  85. MD_Harman
    8:58 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: L1C4 is a joke, right?
    Gorgui: Beats me. I’m not sure I’ll ever understand the Olde English language.



  86. KyBlueRay
    8:59 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    87717883_XS.jpg?w=560&h=560&keep_ratio=1 You want me to ask Ryan Lemond to look for your dog Fiftino you lost near Waddy?



  87. Ace Kintner
    9:00 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Hey Jules, did you drive here from the back seat?



  88. nashwan
    9:01 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Hey G, are you still thinking about that MKG pass you almost blocked away in the Final Four last year, that turned into a Super Brow Slam?”



  89. KyBlueRay
    9:05 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/004/cache/african-wildgs_441_600x450.jpg You want me to ask Ryan Lemond to look for your dog Fiftino you lost near Waddy?



  90. Mr. Estep
    9:10 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Ay bruh, you think Pitino smashed that chick



  91. John Ellis
    9:11 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Nah, Cal’s hair is real.”



  92. John Ellis
    9:12 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “You mean he offered to turn you into a point guard if you came back?”



  93. degodfather
    9:13 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Djieng: I’ve got 3 french hens we can share for lunch, I brought the condoms. Nerlens: Dude You mean condiments? Djieng: That’s not how coach P. pronounced that.



  94. Richie's Cell Mate
    9:15 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Bra, where are all these flies coming from?



  95. KyBluez
    9:21 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    One and Dieng



  96. bluedaddydj
    9:31 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens; Damn you black….and you smell like big foots dick!!!!



  97. J in Orlando
    9:36 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: “if that shirt were any uglier, it would be playing center for Louisville”



  98. Andrew
    9:38 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    did you see Nancy Lieberman’s ass? Yo son, shit was fire.



  99. bluedaddydj
    9:39 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlen; hey G I swear I saw you in amistad Dieng; Naw but my cousins were in blood diamond



  100. J in Orlando
    9:39 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Cmon man, say ‘3 french hens’ one time for me!”



  101. Stigall
    9:40 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Seriously, how many kids Chane got?”



  102. mjb
    9:41 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    I gotta ring but you’re gonna make more money. What’s up with that!



  103. blue in bama
    9:44 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “Fifteen seconds. Really? He told you it was fifteen seconds.”



  104. CORNS
    9:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dude your coach really likes Ted Kennedy.



  105. BlueFins
    9:49 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens thinking to himself…I know this dude speaks several languages, but the only thing I am hearing in my head is “three fren hen”.



  106. mark
    9:59 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: Im this years #1 pick Dieng: So, my team won the NCAA Championship Nerlens: Well even the Cicada’s come up every 17 yrs….lol



  107. Catscatscats
    10:05 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: I just had a flashback of the MKG posterize I got last year. (Shudders)
    Nerlens: dude, your ear looks really cool.



  108. EasyE523
    10:12 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Gorgui: I like soccer more honestly.

    Nerlens: Forill?!?!?



  109. jimp
    10:12 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    OK you can tell me now. Did Pitino really share Karen Sypher with you guys?



  110. BBN
    10:16 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Nerlens: Damn i thought i was dark



  111. backpack
    10:21 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Gorgui “There are is a snake in my boot.” Nerlens “Opps my bad mane.”



  112. martinbluther
    10:32 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Noel: So you guys can’t listen to ANY Italian opera?
    Dieng: Well, you know. Puccini. Porcini. Not a good topic for coach.



  113. Anthony
    10:35 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    They look like the two big men off the 90’s movie , “The Air Up There”. He is thinking, ” I am going to teach you the Jimmy Dollan shack and bake.”



  114. Mac
    10:37 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Your almost as ugly as pitino’s tattoo!!



  115. BlaineMan
    10:42 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Dgieng: “I hope I get drafted.” Noel: “you smell like feet and shame.”



  116. BigBlueinBG
    10:43 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    No way! Your injury came from running scared out of that tattoo shop!

    You’d understand if coach Pitino took off his shirt in front of you! Do you remember that guy from X-men that walked out of the water onto the beach?

    That wasn’t in X-men

    My bad, X-men 2

    Oh yeah, that politician dude with the son that had eagle wings

    Yup, but even worse, so I just ran!

    I feel ya boss, I feel ya



  117. KyBlueRay
    10:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    No matter what you say your age is I am STILL your little brother!!



  118. Taygets#2
    10:47 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    I hope you enjoyed last year Gorgui because the next 15 years belong to me.



  119. Sooo
    10:50 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    “I’m a national champion. What are you? ……..Oh. Sorry. It’s ok. I guess UK fans care more about the NBA draft.”



  120. still in denial
    11:14 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    Coach still says it was at least 16 seconds.



  121. RellyNertado
    11:23 pm May 16, 2013 Permalink

    So who won?



  122. true blue 68
    12:46 am May 17, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng:Look at my Boner. Noel:Only a little Brother would be proud of that.Check out my left leg! Dieng:Whoa….GO BIG BLUE!



  123. L. Frazier (Dodger)
    1:20 pm May 17, 2013 Permalink

    I have a cast like you and if I can get my Fade to come in by draft day, maybe they will think we are the Harrison twins and we will go #1 and #2.



  124. TgIzZiL
    2:09 pm May 17, 2013 Permalink

    Dieng: “Coach had a different chick every night”

    Noel: “For real!?!”



  125. GoodOldFashionedRacism
    2:59 pm May 17, 2013 Permalink

    Can you believe all the honkys in this state? I dont know how you stayed here so long.