Caption This!
Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.
What is he thinking?
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You will never have a recruit like me.
boxers or briefs?
“that damn guy has got more swag than me”
This pic is fake. Jordan wore #45
looks like Cal just made the coitus with 23’s wife.
Gee, I wish I had hair like that!
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dang, if that guy coached college when I was younger, I totally would’ve played for him.
“If I played for you I would have been the #1 pick!”
Hey Ryan Lemon, i like butts too. the girl in the picture below has a nice one (girl on the farthest right).
I guess it’s time to pass the torch and let this man take over the college game like I did the nba!
Real knows real…Cal will rule this game very soon!
I want my salad gladware back, now!
Man, that guy poops ice cream. I just hope he didn’t throw the tupperware away.
I just stepped in a pile of ice cream in my new Air Jordans!!!
I wander if they had Afro & African-American Studies at UMASS!
I…I..I..I..Staying Alive..Staying Alive
4. Obvious troll is obvious
@4 – Are you kidding? Jordan originally wore #23 when he played for the Bulls but that number was retired when he announced his retirement. Then when came out of retirement a year and a half later, he wore #45.
I wish I had hair like that…or any at all for that matter
Selfish Mo**** Fu****!
What the hell is “Orangeleaf”?
I’ve gotta wait how long for MKG?!
Mustard bottle? No freakin’ way. Can’t believe I wasn’t the ketchup bottle.
Man that guy poops Ice Cream
Phil Jackson doesn’t have swagger like him.
I wonder how much money this greasy [email protected] would have paid me to play for him?
19.. pretty sure it was a joke, lighten up you freakin loser
ayy boy let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs.
This guy looks like he could be one fat lard in about 15 years.
You are the one that will, one day, make my alma mater look like a bush league team.
that son of a bitch can poop ice cream…I wanna poop ice cream
I dont really have time for this. I gotta dress up in my U of L Turdnal Uni and blow 20 skinflutes before sun up
He may be the worst NBA coach I have ever seen.
You ain”t gonna stay that skinny if you keep eating Dunkin’ Donuts everyday!
man…..he has a bigger wee wee than me. fml
Boxers or briefs?
What do you mean you can’t hide me?
#29 is the winner.
I saw you checking out my wife’s salad…
These are the worst “Caption This” posts ever. And yes, I am going to say that and not contribute my own.
“I’m gonna eat your babies” Ha ! I gotta give ironically #23 as the best answer so far, No doubt!
“the force is strong with this one…”
Your tag is hanging out of the back of your shirt. I can’t stand tags!
He’s thinking “One day, I will come to you, and I will take your second best player in the draft.”
I remember you as the scrawny point guard at UNC Wilmington while I was a high school senior at Laney across town!! I thought about joining your team but decided to take my services to daddy dean at chapel hill.
MJ to John: “I’m gonna take the 4th or 5th most shots on the team? Really? Fool, you crazy”
You said: Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.
I say: You can’t stare down someone from looking at their back.
You might be pissed and stare at their back, but NO STARE DOWN.
You look the person in the eye when you stare them down.
That guy looks like John Stockton. I hate John Stockton.
I don’t know why, but I’ve got this weird feeling that the slick hair, New York looking dude over there is going to end up being one of the greatest college coaches of all time, recruiting multiple #1 ranked classes, developing players that I will eventually draft once I own one of these teams, and doing it all with swag. I own this court, along with this game… I am the greatest of all time. Oh wait, that foul was on me? Could have swore Horace got a hand on that.
How can Mitch not even interview Petrino?
@52 How do you interview someone who will lie to your face and come away with meaningful truth?
Michael was just thinking if only he was born 20 years earlier he could have played for
Cal and been drafted 1 insted of 3.
Why does that man have so much swag, and why do I even know what swag is? It’s 1998.
His lost bet to Cal was the one that resulted in his um, year off to pursue baseball.
Jordan: “How the hell are you bigger than me 15 years from now?”
Is this the blackjack dealer that took 200 large from me last week at the bellagio?
I played for the wrong coach. It took me 3 years of college.
One of these days that mofo is gonna be making Jordan bank.
Does drew do anything original? Everything he does us a rehash………..
Calipari: We will beat North Carolina.
MJ: I knew I should’ve played for you
What do you mean I don’t poop ice cream?
Air this MJ!
“I will make UNC insignificant someday. Recruits won’t want to go there just because you played there. They will come to Kentucky. First to 2,000 wins. Yeah, uh huh. Put that in your briefs and poop some ice cream.”
I cant come to KY and jack 30 shots a game? WTF? Team player? And I have to play defense?
“Can you BELIEVE this guy? Thinks he’s Michael Jordan or something…”
“I wish I was more like him”….sigh
The force is strong with this one
I was the greatest ever, until this guy came along developing recruits. Its just not fair.
Like Cal! If I could be like Cal! I wanna be, I wanna be like Cal!
I cannot believe he just pooped in my ice cream…
“Wish I’d play my college ball for you. Probably would’ve developed a better skill set.”
“Wish he could’ve coached me instead”
“He gets it…”
“I get more trim than that guy.”
“The force is strong with this one.”
Orangello, I know that’s not your name.
You’ll never get championship rings like me, until you go to UK!
If you would have been coaching at Kentucky when I was in college I would have been wearing that Uk Blue!!
Get your tidy whitey Fruit-of-the-Looms out of my way.