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Caption This!

Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.

What is he thinking?

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

81 Comments for Caption This!



  1. Crafty
    10:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    You will never have a recruit like me.



  2. kyle tuckers hair
    10:17 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    boxers or briefs?



  3. barn
    10:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    “that damn guy has got more swag than me”



  4. Me
    10:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    This pic is fake. Jordan wore #45



  5. KSR reader and contributor
    10:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    looks like Cal just made the coitus with 23’s wife.



  6. jimlowe7
    10:20 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Gee, I wish I had hair like that!



  7. Ryan
    10:21 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I like big butts and I cannot lie.



  8. MJ
    10:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Dang, if that guy coached college when I was younger, I totally would’ve played for him.



  9. The Worm
    10:23 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    “If I played for you I would have been the #1 pick!”



  10. KSR reader and contributor
    10:24 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hey Ryan Lemon, i like butts too. the girl in the picture below has a nice one (girl on the farthest right).



  11. Ky_99
    10:25 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I guess it’s time to pass the torch and let this man take over the college game like I did the nba!



  12. Kujo
    10:25 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Real knows real…Cal will rule this game very soon!



  13. Bobby's neck brace
    10:26 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I want my salad gladware back, now!



  14. TheBigToe
    10:26 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Man, that guy poops ice cream. I just hope he didn’t throw the tupperware away.



  15. Ice Cream Truck
    10:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I just stepped in a pile of ice cream in my new Air Jordans!!!



  16. Boomerball48
    10:29 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I wander if they had Afro & African-American Studies at UMASS!



  17. davefromdagap
    10:31 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I…I..I..I..Staying Alive..Staying Alive



  18. ATLCat
    10:31 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    4. Obvious troll is obvious



  19. bmt22033
    10:32 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    @4 – Are you kidding? Jordan originally wore #23 when he played for the Bulls but that number was retired when he announced his retirement. Then when came out of retirement a year and a half later, he wore #45.



  20. ATLCat
    10:32 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I wish I had hair like that…or any at all for that matter



  21. His Airness
    10:33 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Selfish Mo**** Fu****!



  22. Orangello
    10:34 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    What the hell is “Orangeleaf”?



  23. MiddlesboroCatsFan
    10:38 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I’ve gotta wait how long for MKG?!



  24. bigbluegdud
    10:39 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Mustard bottle? No freakin’ way. Can’t believe I wasn’t the ketchup bottle.



  25. JShep79
    10:39 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Man that guy poops Ice Cream



  26. Fake_Bill_Lamb
    10:39 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Phil Jackson doesn’t have swagger like him.



  27. Cal'sGut
    10:39 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I wonder how much money this greasy [email protected] would have paid me to play for him?



  28. duh
    10:41 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    19.. pretty sure it was a joke, lighten up you freakin loser



  29. hersheyisabear
    10:41 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    ayy boy let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs.



  30. Ryback
    10:44 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    This guy looks like he could be one fat lard in about 15 years.



  31. Pcefrog5
    10:45 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    You are the one that will, one day, make my alma mater look like a bush league team.



  32. Jerry S
    10:46 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    that son of a bitch can poop ice cream…I wanna poop ice cream



  33. Cal's Gut
    10:48 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I dont really have time for this. I gotta dress up in my U of L Turdnal Uni and blow 20 skinflutes before sun up



  34. StraightEdge
    10:49 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    He may be the worst NBA coach I have ever seen.

  35. You ain”t gonna stay that skinny if you keep eating Dunkin’ Donuts everyday!



  36. me
    10:58 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    man…..he has a bigger wee wee than me. fml



  37. bluristhurr
    10:58 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Boxers or briefs?



  38. Michael says
    10:58 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    What do you mean you can’t hide me?



  39. Will
    11:00 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    #29 is the winner.



  40. MiddlesboroCatsFan
    11:02 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I saw you checking out my wife’s salad…



  41. Ibescootch
    11:07 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    These are the worst “Caption This” posts ever. And yes, I am going to say that and not contribute my own.



  42. Marvb
    11:08 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m gonna eat your babies” Ha ! I gotta give ironically #23 as the best answer so far, No doubt!



  43. nerlensflattop
    11:09 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    “the force is strong with this one…”



  44. Vince
    11:10 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Your tag is hanging out of the back of your shirt. I can’t stand tags!



  45. Han
    11:12 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    He’s thinking “One day, I will come to you, and I will take your second best player in the draft.”



  46. Dr. Tom
    11:13 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I remember you as the scrawny point guard at UNC Wilmington while I was a high school senior at Laney across town!! I thought about joining your team but decided to take my services to daddy dean at chapel hill.



  47. johncalamari
    11:14 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    MJ to John: “I’m gonna take the 4th or 5th most shots on the team? Really? Fool, you crazy”



  48. Roland
    11:16 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    You said: Michael Jordan stares down a young John Calipari.

    I say: You can’t stare down someone from looking at their back.

    You might be pissed and stare at their back, but NO STARE DOWN.



  49. Roland
    11:18 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    You look the person in the eye when you stare them down.



  50. Furd Turgason
    11:19 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    That guy looks like John Stockton. I hate John Stockton.



  51. Travis
    11:19 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    I don’t know why, but I’ve got this weird feeling that the slick hair, New York looking dude over there is going to end up being one of the greatest college coaches of all time, recruiting multiple #1 ranked classes, developing players that I will eventually draft once I own one of these teams, and doing it all with swag. I own this court, along with this game… I am the greatest of all time. Oh wait, that foul was on me? Could have swore Horace got a hand on that.



  52. El CID
    11:21 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    How can Mitch not even interview Petrino?



  53. Roland
    11:25 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    @52 How do you interview someone who will lie to your face and come away with meaningful truth?



  54. JR
    11:33 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Michael was just thinking if only he was born 20 years earlier he could have played for
    Cal and been drafted 1 insted of 3.



  55. Travis
    11:46 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Why does that man have so much swag, and why do I even know what swag is? It’s 1998.



  56. jordan sucks
    11:48 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    His lost bet to Cal was the one that resulted in his um, year off to pursue baseball.



  57. Cats in the NBA
    11:55 pm November 26, 2012 Permalink

    Jordan: “How the hell are you bigger than me 15 years from now?”



  58. Cat Fan in Gainesville
    12:05 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Is this the blackjack dealer that took 200 large from me last week at the bellagio?



  59. gocats
    12:30 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    I played for the wrong coach. It took me 3 years of college.



  60. J-Hova
    12:42 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    One of these days that mofo is gonna be making Jordan bank.



  61. Rick
    12:42 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Does drew do anything original? Everything he does us a rehash………..



  62. siduckdynasty
    12:58 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Calipari: We will beat North Carolina.
    MJ: I knew I should’ve played for you



  63. BigBlueKermit
    1:00 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    What do you mean I don’t poop ice cream?



  64. Tiffany UKGAL-In FL
    4:37 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Air this MJ!



  65. John Calipari's Amazing One and Done Flying Circus
    5:00 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “I will make UNC insignificant someday. Recruits won’t want to go there just because you played there. They will come to Kentucky. First to 2,000 wins. Yeah, uh huh. Put that in your briefs and poop some ice cream.”



  66. sunnycat
    7:21 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    I cant come to KY and jack 30 shots a game? WTF? Team player? And I have to play defense?



  67. asdf
    8:14 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “Can you BELIEVE this guy? Thinks he’s Michael Jordan or something…”



  68. Dee
    8:15 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “I wish I was more like him”….sigh



  69. Brett
    8:22 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    The force is strong with this one



  70. those spd guys
    8:30 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    I was the greatest ever, until this guy came along developing recruits. Its just not fair.



  71. Rambo
    8:34 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Like Cal! If I could be like Cal! I wanna be, I wanna be like Cal!



  72. dragonlord741
    8:47 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    I cannot believe he just pooped in my ice cream…



  73. true story
    11:40 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “Wish I’d play my college ball for you. Probably would’ve developed a better skill set.”



  74. Big Blue Coming at You
    11:46 am November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “Wish he could’ve coached me instead”



  75. WhiteHoward
    12:08 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “He gets it…”



  76. best1978
    12:28 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “I get more trim than that guy.”



  77. LoganBleedsBlue
    12:49 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    “The force is strong with this one.”



  78. wildkats4me2
    3:00 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    Orangello, I know that’s not your name.



  79. Jason
    3:39 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    You’ll never get championship rings like me, until you go to UK!



  80. TCathers
    6:12 pm November 27, 2012 Permalink

    If you would have been coaching at Kentucky when I was in college I would have been wearing that Uk Blue!!



  81. Dean Smith
    1:06 am November 28, 2012 Permalink

    Get your tidy whitey Fruit-of-the-Looms out of my way.