By now you know how this works. You submit funny comments, we peruse and choose the one’s that make us laugh. So today you get the vast world of Louisville and Jorts humor. Choose wisely my friends.
First ten ‘white guys can’t jump’ jokes are free.
(From Tennessee’s home loss to Oakland)
LAST EDITION’S WINNERS:
Bruce: AM I GOING TO HAVE TO GET BARE-CHESTED AGAIN AND COME OUT THERE???
Assistant: If he does that again, I’m outta here.
Pearl: Stress! Makes! Me! Turn! Orange!
Asst: Maybe teaching English as a second language far away would be a peaceful job. Maybe far, far away. My happy place, with less shouting and consternation, like, say, Beirut.
Bruce Pearl: We are getting abused by a team from the Summit League!!!
Assistant: Hate to break it to you coach. It’s not the first time you have been abused by a Summitt.
And of course, it wouldn’t be today without a little…
Congratulations to our winners, your pirzes are in the mail.