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Caption This!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

119 Comments for Caption This!



  1. John Wall
    3:32 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    You can get a good look at a T-bone steak if you….



  2. jsp
    3:33 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Woah. Your breath smells like ass!”



  3. Ch Smith
    3:33 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    peekaboo, I see you!



  4. ktmiln2
    3:33 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Not a caption, but that’s what a fully clothed lemon-party looks like



  5. duesky
    3:35 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I have been thinking about you a lot since last weekend. A whole lot.



  6. Nope
    3:35 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Looks like you’re a quart low…



  7. Zalinsky
    3:35 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    1. I’d rather take the butcher’s word for it.



  8. mark
    3:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Cmon ref I said get your head out of your ass, not mine.



  9. Hey!
    3:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Get your own Ukrainian!



  10. bluefan
    3:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Who Farted?!?!?!



  11. Head Bussa
    3:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Should have listened to mom when she told me not to stick my nose in places it doesn’t belong.”



  12. asdf
    3:37 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    If it were my own behind, I’d feel just like Obama!



  13. Head Bussa
    3:38 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “I saw this happening in the Olympic Village last night so I thought I’d try it out.”



  14. John
    3:39 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Wait I think I see Billy Clyde in there.

    Hey Rick check this out! Karen was here!



  15. Brew Balance
    3:39 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    No one told Tom where the blue dots were located on this twister board when he put his money up for the tournament.



  16. John
    3:39 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Smells like teen spirit!



  17. Swimdawg
    3:42 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    That taint right!



  18. UK ALL DAY
    3:42 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    So……wanna grab sum dinner after this



  19. Dickie Z
    3:43 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Tubby Smith’s new recruiting tactic?



  20. Pete Thamel
    3:43 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “I was just checking his eligibility,” Pete Thamel, “a source tells me he may have taken illegal drugs.”



  21. Tom Sellecks Mustache
    3:43 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    The Human Centipede: London 2012



  22. Eracthese
    3:45 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Ref: Man, mom was right! I should have been a Doctor.



  23. jason
    3:46 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    See this in a gym and its just wrestling. See this in a cheap motel room and its just WRONG!



  24. ukwildcat_fanatic
    3:46 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    This is the weirdest game of twister I’ver played! The circles are so far apart, I cant reach right arm green.



  25. Etown Joe
    3:46 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    ……Now you put your whole head in, you put your whole head out, you do the hokey pokey and turn yourself about.



  26. ukwildcat_fanatic
    3:47 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    This is the weirdest game of twister I’ve ever played! The circles are so far apart, I cant reach right arm green



  27. Willy
    3:49 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    The Pride Olympics. Get your head in the game.



  28. Rambo
    3:49 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Hello, helloo, hellooo, hellooooo



  29. bluebloodtoo
    3:50 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “man, if he squeezes me any harder I’m gonna fart in the ref’s face!”



  30. douggercats
    3:51 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Now that football has been hit with sanctions, wrestling becomes Penn State’s best sport.



  31. djshanksuk
    3:51 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I know they landed an aircraft on Mars today, but all I can see is Uranus



  32. Boomer48
    3:51 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I didn’t know crotch sniffing was an Olympic event!!



  33. what the what
    3:52 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Where’s the beef?



  34. Labowski
    3:52 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Hey, I found Greg Louganis!!!



  35. Hewhosmeltitdealtit
    3:53 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Blue, if you fart, you’re disqualified!!!, or

    Can you please help me find my lost tea bag?



  36. Tom Crean
    3:54 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I have been thinking about you alot since last weekend. A whole lot.



  37. Jeremy
    3:54 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “I’ve been thinking about you a lot. A whole lot.”



  38. quaterman
    3:55 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I see London, I see France, I’ve got my head in Ukraine’s underpants.



  39. Aaron
    3:57 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Is there a light switch in here?



  40. ERACthese
    3:58 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    SMELLS LIKE VICTORY!!!



  41. Rose
    3:59 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Twister “Penn State” style or should I say “Pin State” style?



  42. DP
    3:59 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    What Freak shop do we have today Boys….



  43. Typical Cardinal Fan
    4:00 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Drew and Math”



  44. MachoMan
    4:00 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    UH yeah, This is the finshing move call the ‘DD’ Dump”



  45. JohnO'Riley
    4:02 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Men’s synchro diving not looking so gay anymore



  46. TomCrean'sAffair
    4:03 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “There’s a gerbil and two squirrels up in here! Your disqualified for ass doping!”



  47. Caud211
    4:08 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Blackhole sun! Wont ya come!



  48. RD
    4:10 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    So tell me….how’s that hemroid doing? Been bothering you much?



  49. The Rock
    4:10 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Since this is wrestling: Do you smell what the Rock is cookin’!



  50. dj roach
    4:11 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Just another recruiting visit for Tom”



  51. Bruce Pearl
    4:12 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Hmmm…smells like teen spirit.



  52. Bruce Pearl
    4:13 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Did Jerry Sandusky leave something up there?



  53. The Ref
    4:17 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Shitters full!!!!!!!!



  54. tlow
    4:18 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Rewind the movie, the front of the centipede doesn’t look right!



  55. Tom Servo
    4:19 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “The sad, final days for Larry Brown.”



  56. Swamp Jankins
    4:19 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Rectum?!?! Damn near killed em!



  57. Mmm tasty
    4:20 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    (Licking sounds)



  58. Be'lakor
    4:21 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Matt Jones and Drew Franklin on a Tuesday night.



  59. INCALWETRUST
    4:24 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Human Centipede”



  60. UKBlue
    4:24 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    How you do’in



  61. DrSeymoreHeiny
    4:24 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Trust me, I’m a Proctologist.



  62. rackem
    4:26 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    T-bag is the movement…



  63. Bradley
    4:27 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Ref: U guys hear it took NASA 2 years to travel to Mars? That’s nothing…I can make it to Uranus in 2 seconds!



  64. Steve Fitts
    4:30 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    So is this what same-sex marriage leads to?



  65. Sappy
    4:30 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I’m coming in the backdoor John.



  66. king cat
    4:30 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    wow, talk about butt-hurt!



  67. Ref
    4:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Did you have Chic-fil-a for lunch again?



  68. Bradley
    4:38 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Everyone seemed to be happy at the Chic Filet Boycott.



  69. Kevin C
    4:42 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Hey, I can see the rings around Uranus!”

    or

    “Can I get you anything…some water…Oolong tea…a breath mint?”



  70. DEasy
    4:44 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    #56 FTW



  71. SexnNursinHomes
    4:48 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Ref: “Wow, I can lick his taint from here.”



  72. Kurt in MIA
    4:48 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I have gotta know… Can Chinese guys get Pink-eye?



  73. yaboy
    4:52 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    68 + 1



  74. CATSCATSCATS
    4:54 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “I heard about this iHumancentipad thing but this is awesome!!!!”



  75. John Wall
    4:58 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Some people are just not that funny



  76. Eastern European Man-woman
    4:59 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Hoof Hearted?



  77. NBA_JAM
    5:00 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Took a wrong turn at Albuquerque”



  78. Elementary Joke
    5:03 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Hey man pull my finger, hurry…seriously”



  79. Pissy KSR Fanboy
    5:04 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    KSR- Your source for man-on-man action in spandex.



  80. Spiggle
    5:07 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “It smells like Porcini’s after a late night with Ricky P”



  81. wowser
    5:24 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t tell….Chicken?



  82. Blue Man
    5:27 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I don”t think thats how you test for for that



  83. jerome
    5:42 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “While exerting tremendous pressure on a struggling opponent, the Ukrainian wrestler accidently crapped out the fully grown man that he had eaten earlier for lunch.”



  84. loose_deuce
    5:43 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “These aren’t my glasses.”



  85. sloane
    5:49 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    I really wish the comments section were more like Reddit so that I could up and downvote the comments section.



  86. sue
    6:05 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Your right even his farts don’t stink thanks to this new laundry soap



  87. Skip
    6:22 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Pete Thamel (guy in suit): Come on Mark, if we’re going to get Calipari you need to work harder!
    Mark Emmert (guy in blue) :I’m trying as hard as I can! Why do I smell Porcinis?
    Chad Forde (guy in red) : Oh Rick! You’re so big! Don’t worry, we’ll never let an NBA team in da ville!



  88. Coach Sandusky
    6:26 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Those boys are just horsing around



  89. UK##9
    6:34 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    #8 FTW



  90. Frew Dranklin
    6:36 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Where did my hamster go?



  91. Howmanybars
    6:41 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!



  92. Frew Dranklin
    7:03 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Is this Shannon the Dude judging the two man booty shaking event at the Olympicst? He uses the “gotta get all up in it” judging technique. He is a true professional.



  93. Drew Greene
    7:03 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Party at Ryan Lemond’s house!



  94. TheKyColonel
    7:10 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Did someone just Shurp…thats a shart/burp if you were wondering!



  95. WildcatDJ
    7:24 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    3 dudes…one cup.



  96. orangejello
    7:47 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Ref: “This must be what Matt Jones’ pizza felt like”



  97. Cat fan in FL
    7:52 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    83 (jerome) – winner winner chicken dinner! LMFAO



  98. BlueNotes
    7:54 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Coach Sandusky, are you SURE this is how we start from the down position?”



  99. orangejello
    7:56 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    50 bucks says that ref is wearing sexy panties.



  100. WHATTTT
    8:04 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    YUM YUM YUM YUM



  101. Coach Jamin
    8:05 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    One more move and his head goes up your ass.



  102. Walden Schmidt
    8:31 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    ARMAGEDDON !!!!! – ARMAGEDDON !!!!!!



  103. MadTex
    8:35 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Can’t wait to dive in….sloppy seconds anyone?



  104. TheKenDog
    8:59 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Dude, come on, you swore you didn’t eat at Taco Tico.



  105. Mudcreekmark
    9:16 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Just one of the perks of being a ref at the “Gay Olympics”.



  106. Big Cat
    9:30 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    The zombie man from miami would be so jealous of me right now….GRUBING!! I mean WINNING!!



  107. Mike Rowe
    10:31 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Tell the producer to book wrestling referee for the next episode of Dirty Jobs.



  108. DocG
    10:38 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Dan Cathy — I thought that was you under there!



  109. Jay in Lyndon
    10:46 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “I like you a lot, a whole lot!”



  110. Jay in Lyndon
    10:46 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    “Let’s Be Honest”



  111. flyingfishman
    11:14 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    This guy has his head up his ass… well… not his ass… but someone’s.



  112. BC
    11:52 pm August 6, 2012 Permalink

    Right foot red. Left ball yellow.



  113. Bob wiley
    1:22 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    There’s my phone, found it!



  114. snoopkitten
    1:31 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    See boys, This is why you always fail the Coming Out of the Closet Wrestling Class. Finish pinning him and get back on the short bus.



  115. Just Wondering
    3:27 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    Is this the Soviet version of CPR and smelling salts?



  116. BART T
    6:54 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    SMELLS LIKE COOKIES!



  117. Lando CALrisian
    8:15 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    2 words:

    Beef Stew. lol



  118. Chris
    8:32 am August 7, 2012 Permalink

    No biting!



  119. 502Cat
    12:21 pm August 7, 2012 Permalink

    No, I’m not a proctologist, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.