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Caption This!

Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

67 Comments for Caption This!



  1. Mark Wilson
    10:21 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Its gonna be great! It’s got Dicaprio and its about Wall Street….It’ll be out next summer



  2. idoc
    10:21 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Twanny: “So your fantasy has always been to play for UK?”
    Old Man: “Yes sir, all my life!”
    Twanny: “What’s your name again?”
    Old Man: “Bobby Knight”



  3. RevRandyJ
    10:22 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    So…when I get by Matt, do I just lay it up or try to embarrass him?



  4. Matt Jones' 40 time
    10:22 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    And then she backed that thing up just like this



  5. Runt
    10:22 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    No way you was one of Rupps Runts



  6. Just Sayin'
    10:24 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    so i told her, what 12 inches ain’t big enough for ya? you know what i’m talkin about.



  7. Bwlshmgn
    10:25 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old man: ” So then I rolled her over and gave her the shocker”

    Twanny: “lol, and we all thought you just had butter fingers!”



  8. Jonathan
    10:26 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old man: And then, you hit ’em with this hand-jive-one-eyebrow-raised move…
    Twanny: And that really gets you chicks in the club?!?!



  9. Dear IU and UL, We are National Champs; you are not. The end.
    10:27 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “My first steam engine car was…”



  10. UKFanInCincy
    10:29 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: “She had an A$$ like Kim Kardashian!”
    Twanny: “Damn, Do your thang old man”



  11. KOCAT23
    10:30 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “these knee braces have totally transformed my game…you should get you a pair…i know a guy”



  12. BG KY
    10:32 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “Indeed Twany…there are many philosophical differences between 2 Chainz and Chief Keef.”



  13. RD
    10:33 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: So when you go up for that 360 dunk, make sure you don’t hurt your elbows on the rim like I used to do.



  14. MyGuess
    10:33 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    is that he zigged when he shoulda zagged!



  15. OneAndDone
    10:33 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Drew, I hope you don’t bank at US Bank. If you do I would watch your account, that guy pretty much runs US in this part of the country. Haha



  16. Jax Teller
    10:33 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “Let me tell you about the time I played football at the Ironton High School fantasy camp with this guy named LJ…”



  17. CatGrad7072
    10:34 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Instead of getting my double knee replacement, I spent money on Cal’s fantasy camp.



  18. i went there
    10:35 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    …and then I would put my hands on them just like this, and Joe Pa would just look the other way….



  19. Joker can Dougie
    10:38 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man – “All you have to do to make your shots drop is yell ‘KOBE’ during your release”
    Twanny – “Really?”



  20. BobKYCats
    10:40 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Potato.



  21. Jaleel White
    10:41 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “So there I was, deep in the shit, Charlie in every direction…”



  22. jefferson co
    10:42 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old man: “So young fella, does my facelift still look ok?” “If I don’t figure out what exactly Cal is doing here, me and my cardinals will never beat him.”



  23. Pen 15
    10:46 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “So Twanny, I was grabbing her ass like this, and then she….”



  24. expo
    10:48 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old guy: Look here, my nig… I’m the shizzy. I got game and I got rhymes. I got fame and I drop dimes. You just lame, and nothing else rhymes with rhymes…



  25. bradleyman
    10:50 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “…so then I went all “Kung-Fu” on his a$$”

    Twany: “Please Hammer…don’t hurt ’em”



  26. BBN
    10:51 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old man – “why the hell are you looking at me like that – I don’t talk like Charlie Strong.”



  27. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    10:54 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “In my day, this is how we rubbed the back out.”



  28. Bigcat76
    10:55 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    So Son forget all that internet video singing and crying stuff trying to talk her out of a little bit. What you need to do is walk up to her while she’s in the kitchen with no shoes on and just snatch her up and….



  29. Riggs
    10:55 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    If your gonna lip sync online…….you have to ease into it, son.



  30. Bojangles
    10:57 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “You see, Twany, what I usually do is come to the gym and work out for 30 minutes and then spend an hour in the locker room….”



  31. JaredCarterIsMyHomeboy
    11:02 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “I uh, and uh, so uh, then uh.”



  32. BlueinCatlanta
    11:06 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Captain Gray Hair: “Listen Twenty – I got the speed of a Cheetah and the agility of a Gazelle. Put me on that kid from KSR and I will break him down like a 12 guage.”

    Twany: “Your my boy Blue…but seriously you need to calm down.”



  33. RobsHairgel
    11:07 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “When I played they had peach baskets, they where shaped like…oh what the hell! Explain the Dribble Drive!”



  34. Jack Nicklaus-Stein
    11:09 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “so, after I told those hooligans to get off my lawn, I showed them a couple of my sweet jujitsu moves.”
    Twanny, “…uh, ok.”



  35. George
    11:12 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    young man, I paid for this with cash — from my wallet. This is how you fill out a resume



  36. mad tex
    11:13 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    There was this time I was in band camp….



  37. blueballs14
    11:14 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    ..”yes sirree, he hit me with a two handed chest pass,..I caught it squared up in triple-threat position,..lined up the set shot,..and bam!,..right in the bottom of the ol’ peach basket.”



  38. nashwan
    11:21 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    So, Twany, when the Cialis first starts working you break out in a sweat, but I tell you what, the blood really gets pumping man!!!!!



  39. ya momma
    11:26 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    were gonna run the picket fence at em…now twany, dont get caught watchin the paint dry



  40. I Say
    11:31 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “So I said look b!tch, Homie don’t play dat.”



  41. I Say
    11:34 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    On a side note, Twany is looking diesel in this picture. He is one of those guys who is an athlete before a basketball player (i.e. Terrence Williams, Travis leslie, Patrick Young etc) He looks like he could be an all SEC Reciever. Someone give him a helmet and some shoulder pads!



  42. ElGatoBlanco
    11:48 am September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “I post ’em up and then I like to back their sorry a$$es down to the rack and tomahawk one over ’em.”



  43. Ap
    12:06 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    18 is bad, but only one that made me laugh.



  44. BigBlueWest
    12:24 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    I’m tellin’ ya, sonny. Prune juice? It’s the magical elixir.



  45. Partcipant
    12:27 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    No, son, really, I AM Adolph Rupp… don’t believe what the radio, tv, newspapers, and actual people say……



  46. Henrycocat
    12:35 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Oh! I think I’m having a bowel movement! Nope never mind.



  47. Micah
    12:35 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Why is Bobby Knight asking Twany for advice?



  48. CJ
    12:48 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Man: “You’re not being the ball, Twanny”

    Twanny: “Well it’s kind of hard with you talking like that!”

    Caddyshack reference for the day…



  49. SeoulCat
    1:01 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    #21, ding, ding, ding. First prize.



  50. MurrayCat
    1:12 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Serious Note Alert: The older fellow was my high school Communications teacher at Calloway County HS. His speech and debate teams won numerous state titles. Awesome teacher, great guy and a huge basketball fan.



  51. RealCatsFan
    1:15 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Twany: “Wait a minute – so you’re trying to tell me that your name is Clarence and you’re my guardian angel? So where are your wings?”

    Old Guy: “Well, I haven’t earned them yet…”



  52. JortsJr.
    1:21 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: “Yeah I was at at the Porcini Restaurant that night!…” “All I can say is hubba hubba..”



  53. Jax Feller
    1:29 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “And that’s how you jockey into position in the line at Ryan’s on steak night, Twan!”



  54. shot spalding
    1:40 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    I juked left and then posterized Boogie



  55. Role Player
    1:41 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    So where are all the UK basketball groupies?



  56. Goodfellas
    1:48 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: “Jimmy had never asked me to whack somebody before – but now he’s asking me to go down to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? That’s when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive.”

    Twanny: (whispering) “jarrod…willie…somone help me!”



  57. Sir Brandon
    2:07 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    So there I was at the crack of Mount Doom…



  58. ibescootch
    2:24 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    “But seriously Twany, I really think your experience is going to be key this year. Not so much in points, or assists, or defense… or even in playing time. But I think the way you carried yourself in those areas last year will help you be ready to have utterly no measurable effect on this year’s team either.”

    Author’s note: Twany, if you’re reading this, I personally like you, but I can’t control the elderly. That man is cold-hearted. I mean, literally, he had an artificial heart implant…



  59. Bigblue3474
    2:32 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Bob Knight crosses over to the Blue!!!



  60. Tom Sellecks Mustache
    3:52 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    #21 cracked me up. Perfect.



  61. Joker can Dougie
    4:00 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    How did I pay for this camp?

    Straight Cash Homie



  62. RICK
    4:14 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Do you smell that?



  63. Wildcat in Ga
    4:16 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: “did I ever tell you about the time I ate lunch with Pancho Villa?”



  64. Joker can Dougie
    4:57 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    Old Man: “Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding?….I don’t want the credit, but they keep giving it to me.”



  65. PennsylvaniaWildcat
    6:38 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    And just like that, the s.o.b. fouled me and both knees blew out simultaneously!



  66. Roland
    7:59 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    He went down and to the right. I flew up and over. Some German blood spilled on the soil of France. (Salute to the Greatest Generation)



  67. PennsylvaniaWildcat
    11:23 pm September 14, 2012 Permalink

    #39 gets my vote…gotta love the Hoosiers allusion and the fact that the old fart looks like Bob Knight