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Coach Cal and Maryland head coach Mark Turgeon sat side-by-side tonight at ESPN’s Wide World of Sports Complex in Orlando to watch Andrew and Aaron Harrison go up against Troy Williams’ Boo Williams squad. Kentucky and Maryland lead for the Harrison twins, so it was interesting to see the two competing coaches sitting together in the stands.

So what do you think was said?

Did Cal ask him to touch the ring?

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Article written by Drew Franklin

I can recite every line from Forrest Gump, blindfolded. Follow me on Twitter: @DrewFranklinKSR

130 Comments for Caption This!



  1. WKyPT
    9:33 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    See, you can try and push the fingers down but a national championship ring will not let them bend!



  2. D.Wright
    9:33 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m gonna make them an offer they can’t refuse!



  3. Tim Curry
    9:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Mercy yes.. Got to beat that competition



  4. UKWILDCAT2004
    9:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    You do realize I will be getting both right?



  5. Mad Monk
    9:36 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: see this ring…it’s why the twins will be at Kentucky.

    Turgeon: yea, I know.



  6. Jim
    9:36 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal says “I want a ring on all these finger” and those twins will help me do that mark !!!



  7. Robshairgel
    9:38 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Rick kept telling Karen ” it’s down there, keep looking!”



  8. jp
    9:39 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “You don’t honestly think you have a chance, do you?”

    Turgeon: “No, I just wanted to be seen sitting with you.”



  9. Azubuike's Bicep
    9:39 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “Who has two thumbs, and a 2012 National Championship ring?”

    Turgeon: “Who?…Who?!”

    Cal: “This guy!”(pointing at himself with both thumbs.)

    Turgeon: “That’s a good one coach. Can I kiss it?”



  10. Chad
    9:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    This ring makes my fingers itch mark.



  11. kbinnky
    9:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “I’ve got a big, gigantic……… ring”
    Turgeon: “That’s what she said!”



  12. the champ
    9:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    You really think you have a chance with the twins?



  13. Coach Cal
    9:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    You know Wes and Nike are going to drop a duffel bag full of cash off on their doorstep.



  14. ransmith
    9:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Where is your ring?



  15. Adam
    9:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Calipari: Have you tried celebritycall.com yet?

    Turgeon: $3.99 for a celebrity call?! Give me a f*cking break!

    Calipari: Have you tried Orange Leaf then?



  16. Bulldawg
    9:43 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Coach Cal, “Oh, this little thing?”

    Turgeon, “Yeah, that is a really nice ring.”

    Coach Cal, “Yeah, when I took the job at UK, they said that it would come with rings…”

    Turgeon, “If you ever need an assistant at UK just let me know, Kentucky seems like a great place to coach.”



  17. BigDaddyDrake
    9:43 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Tugeon: “hey Cal, did you hear the Harrison twins are a lean and gonna sign soon? Who do you think they will with?”
    Cal: “I’ll give you two guesses”



  18. Jay in Lyndon
    9:45 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal “Hey Turgeon, if you let Pitino out coach you 4 times in a row, you too can get one of these.”



  19. Mike Ranney
    9:46 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal says “well, i do have this going for me”.



  20. Jenny Craig Pitino
    9:49 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Can you believe that IU and Tom Creanjob would not play us in Indy, because it was to far for IU fans to travel? I guess that is why the Big Ten plays their tourney at Indy every year, they know IU fans will not show up.



  21. Franko
    9:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: My skin is so soft and supple now!
    Turgeon: Have you told Rick? I think he needs to know your secret…



  22. Sam
    9:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Coach Cal: “This is the chance you will get these guys. I mean come on we are Kentucky.”



  23. gog8ors
    9:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: You know WWW has already wrapped up the Harrison twins for me don’t you?
    Turgeon: Yeah, I figured as much. How about you cram that ring up ***?



  24. KC
    9:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I have the Harrison twins wrapped around my finger. . .just like this ring.



  25. Bowel Movement
    9:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon, your ring is almost as big as your massive gut.



  26. Juanita Broderick
    9:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Whats his face asked Cal to touch the ting



  27. Cal'[email protected]@bs
    9:56 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: I told those boys they could get straight A’s without going to class and my boy Wes will help their family out.
    Turgeon: You are a fat [email protected]



  28. sean p.c.
    9:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    cal: “after i get the twins, im gonna get a twin for this ring.”



  29. MontanaSrevits
    9:59 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Please tell Coach Cal to put his ring in a trophy case at home, not to wear it in public — It’s one of the things about Coach K and Duke that’s repugnant. Humbleness is good.



  30. WHATTTTT!
    10:00 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Why are you here?You know they are mine.



  31. ky boy
    10:02 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    cal: “ive tried everything, butter, soap it just wont come off.”
    tureon: “can i suck it?”



  32. Rose'sSAT
    10:03 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon: Wow, that is a big gut. When is the last time you saw your pee pee?



  33. BlueNotes
    10:03 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Harrison twins? I’m here to see the Olsen twins.



  34. JBro
    10:04 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “So, when making a sandwich for me, please be sure you put the lettuce between the cheese and the bread.”



  35. Bledsoe'sBadGrammar
    10:05 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon: I know several coaches with title rings and none of them ever where them. You are a prick, so I guess you wearing it is understood.



  36. sc
    10:07 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    35 rick and k where their rings (none as recent as cals)



  37. sc
    10:07 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    wear



  38. ky_99
    10:10 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “So you remember how i said UK was the “Gold Standard” of college basketball? This ring is platium and we are upgrading!”

    Thanks for playing……………..



  39. Rob Ray
    10:12 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal:The ring on the right hand shows my commitment to my wife,the one on the left shows my commitment to my job.I love and get pleasure from both!!



  40. Wrj3
    10:13 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: I have to feel my fingers sometimes to make sure they are till there. The weight of this ring tends to cut off the circulation to all my fingers.



  41. Walden Schmidt
    10:14 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Kiss my ring—- Hell no—-are you kidding.



  42. Rob Ray
    10:15 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    whoops! don’t know my right from left



  43. SuperTroy
    10:16 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon- “Hey Cal! You here to watch the twins too?”
    Cal-“Nah. We’ve got them already. I’m here to make sure Troy Williams knows we are pulling his offer. He’s tall, but his modesty and basketball IQ is about this tall.”



  44. Luke
    10:17 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure whatever they’re talking about is material for the Billy Gillispie uncensored podcast. Two men who had the pleasure of following that lunatic.



  45. Hicks
    10:17 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    you see here’s the door…here’s the steeple



  46. You Can Call Me Cal
    10:17 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal. Yea, Mark, hater’s gonna hate. But when it comes down to it, we’re here (left hand) and everybody else is here (right hand).”



  47. SuperTroy
    10:18 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon- “Yeah. So,I am a longtime friend of their dad.”
    Cal- “Huh? I’m sorry I didn’t catch that. My Championship ring is so loud.”



  48. ROy Boy
    10:19 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon: “I’m still a virgin.”



  49. cardtroll
    10:21 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    our blogs suck so i come here and change my name 10 times too look like a lot of people don’t like the cats then i dream about spending 15 seconds with coach pitino



  50. filbert
    10:24 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    See Maryland is only this high on the toem pole. Kentucky…much higher!



  51. GoCats2010
    10:26 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Who has two thumbs and a Championship Rang…THIS GUY



  52. GetItOneTimeUK
    10:27 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “See this ring, as soonas Matt Jones gets this job, Ill get home him one to match next year” http://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=b57bd48f20354e7a&from=serp



  53. Adam
    10:28 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: So last night I’m sitting in my hotel room when it suddenly dawned on me that I’m the coach of the baddest [email protected] school in the country.

    Turgeon: I wish I was the coach at Kentucky

    Cal: You never will be because you SUCK!

    Turgeon: That wasn’t very nice.

    Cal: You suck!

    Turgeon: That’s mature.

    Cal: YOU SUCK!

    Turgeon: Ok, I’m gonna walk away

    Cal: Wait, don’t you want to see my ring?

    Turgeon: Sure



  54. Karen
    10:29 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal- “can ou believe he got note witness stand and said it only lasted 15 seconds and went down his leg? Unbelievable! and they gave him a huge bonus the next year. for a guy that can’t coach, he sure can con the heck out of a fan base. They call him quick Rick now,”

    Mark ” hahahahahahahahaha, STOP! Hahahahahahahahahaha, I just pissed myself.



  55. FurdTurgason
    10:37 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    You know, Mark…I have found that at Kentucky, recruits always answer your call after the first ring.



  56. travyork
    10:38 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    When i get those twins. This ring gets a twin.



  57. blitzedanddazed
    10:38 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: Hey Mark, You know how to a get a U of L Graduate off your front porch?
    Mark: No Cal I have no idea.
    Cal: Pay him for the pizza he just delivered.
    Mark: That’s funny!!! Tards are so freaking stupid !



  58. kclark
    10:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal – “Do you think the ring would look better on my right hand?”



  59. hawkeye Tim
    10:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Winner—#56



  60. travyork
    10:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Following Billy Clyde as a coach has really helped our careers



  61. Richarduk13
    10:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t wait to shake the twins hands but which hand should I use???



  62. Todd Sams
    10:42 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal- “And this is what they win when they come to UK…a ring very similar to this one.” “And
    that’s the story of “The Harrison Twins Come to UK”. Turgeon- “Man thats cool daddy I mean Cal. Can I come to UK too!?



  63. Young Jeezy
    10:44 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “These are the hand exercises my doctor prescribed to make the soreness go away from carrying this ring around all day”



  64. WhatSheOrder?FishFilet?
    10:46 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    catch me at the X with Mark Turgeon at the Harrison’s game



  65. WKYCAT
    10:48 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal : Well, bless your heart, all of you other coaches are just so cute. Now, just run along Mark.



  66. jeyhey
    10:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    love all the haters comin over to comment…..makes me feel good….buncha p*ssy’s



  67. Will Totten
    10:54 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “OK, so you’re new so I’ll explain this again, when I say I want the Harrison twins, that means you can go home.”

    Turgeon: “Ohhhh, okay that makes a lot more sense now”



  68. UK Homer
    10:54 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “Mark, sitting with bad posture will wreck your back. Let me demonstrate with my hands.”

    “Vegas has us getting 1.5 Harrison twins.”



  69. Cal
    10:55 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    See here little fella…we are up here and you guys are down here…know what I mean?



  70. Cal
    10:56 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    #69 tehe



  71. Bigbluedaddy
    10:57 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: The great thing is, I have 7 more fingers for rings… Did you hear that? Now listen… That’s 7 more fingers! That’s why I came here… By the way, what’s Under Armor? New underwear?



  72. Jawa
    10:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    tehe



  73. The Tain't
    10:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “Really, now don’t shit me, why are you here?”



  74. COACH CAL
    10:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “And NJT isn’t even the craziest part of that website, the founder went to DUKE of all places.”



  75. Randy Frederick
    10:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    That’s right Mark, it took Rick 7 years but I got mine in only 3!!!



  76. 2013 champs
    11:02 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: Hey, does this ring make my hand look fat?
    Mark: No, I don’t think so…
    Cal: Will 4 more?!?!



  77. fakinnomah
    11:03 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon: You know I kinda look like a grown up Freddy Kruger, so I will haunt your dreams and kill you if you take the Harrison twins.

    Cal: Mark, buddy, that’s not gonna work either.

    Turgeon: Yeah, sorry I got nothing.



  78. CATfish
    11:04 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal- I love Orange Leaf this much (his right hand) and want the Harrison twins this much (his left hand, which is the one on top)



  79. sean
    11:06 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    #59- 56 doesnt win, he copied that from me 31, first come first served mr jones



  80. sean
    11:10 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    59 i mean 28



  81. Yo Believeo
    11:16 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal- “Maybe you will have your own ring someday.”
    Turgeon- “You mean I can join your staff?!”



  82. Brian Carrico
    11:19 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: Who has two thumbs and loves National Championships?….This guy!!!



  83. Double A-Ron
    11:20 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    you’ve got Bill Self’s scalp and then the toupee goes on like this



  84. steve
    11:33 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    #29 Ur a Rahtard…Duke is crap and who guessed it….you are too!!!



  85. J-Daddy
    11:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Kiss the ring bitch !!!!



  86. ukfan
    11:37 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “As far as the Harrison twins go, Maryland is here, and Kentucky is here, just move on Coach..”



  87. Blue Mist
    11:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon: Sh!t Cal. Did you just fart?
    Cal: I just cut a ginormous hunk o cheese.
    Turgeon: The smell’s not as bad as the burnin’ of the eyes.



  88. 1FatJack
    11:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal says,” Alright! You, can have a look, but stop trying to touch it. I, don’t even, want to go there! “



  89. @CVFutrell
    11:57 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “So I pretend to be a hot Asian chick. Drew Franklin figured it out though”



  90. Cody
    11:58 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Tell you what. I’ll break my rule and let you touch it and you just stop talking to the twins cause like you touching this ring, we both know it ain’t happening.



  91. dude
    12:03 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: ‘whose got 2 thumbs and about to land the Harrison twins? This guy.”



  92. Drew Franklin
    12:13 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Me (to Matt Jones): “can I smell your farts?”



  93. CoalFreeCats
    12:16 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    #55 (FurdTurgason): FTW!

    You win the Internet.



  94. Cody Critchelow
    12:23 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    You know you have no chance at getting these two boys, right?!



  95. CoalFreeCats
    12:25 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “I’d tried everything from bacon grease to frozen yogurt, but this ring is the only thing that’s cured my hairy knuckles. See? Just feel how smooth they are.”



  96. littled
    12:27 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Hurry up and kick the paper football already!!! Don’t let the ring throw you off!!!



  97. Coach Cal
    12:37 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Mark, that’s when I said that all those jealous UofL and IU fans can kiss the Big Blue Nation’s A$$….



  98. UKBlue
    1:26 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: How you do’in
    Mark: I’m constipated
    Cal: What are you doing here
    Mark: Thought in Mark head (Keep your friends close & the guy going to get the Twins closer) then says: Cal will you please teach me how to recruit
    Cal: Man I’m really busy & this big ass ring is heavy
    Mark: Please
    Cal: Just walk away now while you still have some pride & I will think about it



  99. In Cal We Trust
    1:45 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: I will let you kiss the ring but you will never touch the crown.



  100. I'm telling you
    2:24 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    “So I told Anthony…No! You have got to keep them like this!”



  101. FeedMeSeymour
    2:57 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Seriously, Wendy’s stacks all that bacon right on top of the burger! Like this…



  102. Kaptain Kat!
    3:08 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    You cannot touch my precious!



  103. Tyler Bacon
    3:57 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    You see this ring? It has two commitment name written all over it.



  104. E. Soppz
    5:54 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Turgeon looks like a turtle….in a red shell.



  105. L2C8
    6:36 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    You know where the weight room is……. I’ll check it out



  106. Cal's real comments
    6:50 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: I’m telling you man you can stack on any toppings you want. Orange Leaf is where it is at

    Mark: Really!?!? now way!



  107. Mikey Johnson
    7:06 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    No, no, no. You can’t wear it mark. I told you we’re taking it to Mt. Doom. And stop creepin on it you’re freakin me out!



  108. Fake_UL_Fan
    7:43 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    …and Rick had her on the table like this…



  109. JROD
    8:03 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    …and thats when the Blue Lantern ring chose me.



  110. @rdrayb02
    8:06 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Clearly Cal is explaining plate tectonics…



  111. Hulk Hogan
    8:16 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Has anybody seen Brooke? #BBN4LIFE



  112. Jax Teller
    8:21 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    “So you see, the bar was down here before I got to Kentucky.”



  113. Cal
    8:21 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: See these other fingers are where I’ll put the other four title rings.
    Now go get me a Taco and a Mango Orange Leaf.



  114. Head Bussa
    9:02 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Calipari – “So I’m telling you, I’m not lying, my A.D. Mitch walked in his office and Gillispie was pushing the young woman’s head down like this.”

    Turgeon — “You’re kidding. Wow! He must’ve been living high on the hog there because in College Station most females could care less about the basketball coach. I would know.”



  115. Blake
    9:40 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal- My eyes are up here, Mark. Quit gaping at my…

    Turgeon- Oh! Sorry…



  116. Paducah UK fan
    9:41 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Next years’s championship ring will be so big it will come down to here.



  117. Bluegrass
    9:58 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    See this hand? It will be covered with rings by the time I retire! Oh yeah! I’m good!



  118. what the what
    10:21 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    “There is a guy in this gym who wears a hair piece, and I will give you a hint. It ain’t this guy.”



  119. catsfan
    10:32 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    “And he had the nerve to say Pitino out coached ME! … ME!”



  120. boooop
    10:35 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: “And that’s how I realized the secret to happiness: manicures.”



  121. Kevin C
    10:47 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    *In best Italian Gangster voice* “Ain’t no way yous stealin’ dem boys from DIS guy….fah-get-ah-bout-it!”



  122. David in Boynton
    11:40 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Yeah so I was getting glossies made to become a hand model after I retire UK but this Ring just makes the pictures come out all glare.



  123. Big Blue Coming at You
    12:06 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Kiss the ring [email protected]%h!



  124. JimBob
    1:16 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    So you see identical twins are when one egg becomes two different embryos and fraternal twins are when two separate eggs are fertilized.



  125. CaptionThis
    1:45 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Cal: Look i can rest my arms on my belly.
    Turgeon: All that talent bought and paid for, you should have a handfull of rings.



  126. sec224
    2:40 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Did you see this huge “RING”? No really did you see this”RING”?



  127. ChicagoSucks
    2:47 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    So you’re saying when you moved into your office it also smelled like booze but all you could find was a jar of peanut butter and some Dr. Pepper cans?



  128. TheColoradoWildCat
    3:35 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Sure not hard to spot the Tard-trolls….

    They are the ones that do not realize which hand is which in the pictures. But hey, like their “beloved” coach, they need their 15 seconds of fame, as it were.



  129. Guest
    5:57 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    The bridge bends…to look like his unibrow…get it?



  130. Sue
    10:51 pm July 26, 2012 Permalink

    On the one hand at Ky I can offer every thing that you can offer at Maryland, only Kentucky stuff is better. On the other hand I can offer this championship ring