Skip to content

Kentucky Sports Radio

University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible.

Canada, Let’s Make A Deal

make a deal

 

Recently, the state of Georgia and the state of Tennessee have been quarreling over ownership of the Tennessee River. As a Tennessee resident, my friends and I have joked on twitter about things Georgia could trade us in return for access to our water. Augusta National, the Braves, and downtown Athens were all included in our fake trades. We were willing to part with Graceland, the Nashville Sounds, and 2nd Avenue. In fact, we negotiated a 3 state trade in which Georgia gained access to our water, Arkansas took the entire city of Memphis, and we say thank you.

 

This got me thinking. What would we as Kentuckians/Americans trade to Canada in return for Andrew Wiggins playing at Kentucky? Before we start I’ll ease your mind and tell you that the AT&T kid commercials  & Tomlin are off the table. They are staying here.

 

That being said, I am fully committed to giving the following things to Canada in return for Andrew Wiggins:

*The word “swag.” We’re done with it.

*Billy Ray Cyrus. They can have him AND his Achy Breaky Heart. And his daughter’s wop video. However, they cannot have “Party in the USA.” That would be useless for them.

*They can have police officers on horseback. Seems like a perfectly Canadian thing.

*Rick Bozich. And we’ll throw in Paula Dean too, just in case they are actually the same person. I not sure they aren’t. I’ve never seen them in the same room together.

*American Idol.

*Toe shoes.

*The two in one restaurants. You know what I’m talking about.

*Snapchat. Drew Franklin and I are tired of seeing your butts when we’re sitting around the KSR Mansion, fellas.

*Panama City Beach.

*Those small exercise trampolines.

*The Dakotas. North. South. And Euton.

*The “It started with a whisper” commercial.

*MySpace.

*All Pepsi products except Diet Mountain Dew.

*Buffet chains: Ryan’s, Golden Corral, Ponderosa.

*Credit for Drake’s success. And Gotye’s.

*Reebok. But not Pumps.

*The Harlem Shake.

*Supersized value meals.

*Jimmy Dykes.

*Taylor Swift.

*Bourbon… Just kidding.

 

BBN, what would you give up? (DO NOT say your wife and kids)

 

@AFlenerKSR

Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

70 Comments for Canada, Let’s Make A Deal



  1. Shelbyjoe
    9:18 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I’ll give them u of l



  2. chris
    9:19 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    the city of louisville and the yum center



  3. TomJurich
    9:21 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    My turtle necks



  4. winkywonk
    9:22 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have my Fifi. It. Is just slightly used



  5. SexnNursinHomes
    9:23 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    good stuff.

    Welp, ul and kansass looks to be going on. I just wanna shank the first rival fan of the team that wins it.

    I’m rooting with the coach from Florida who has the young wife with the huge ass tits.



  6. fappingMcFapper
    9:24 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    We will give them uofl 2013 NCAA championship trophy even though it is not. Worth as much as the 2012 one



  7. KarenandRickabortedFetus
    9:26 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have my fathers self respect. He hasn’t need it in 15 years



  8. Larry linebeard
    9:26 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I would say give em louisville but I live there and really don’t want to be Canadian… They can have it all I would say keep Panama City though! And yea diet mt dew is the ish



  9. Jackson Purchase
    9:27 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I would give them the city of Louisville! The crime, Yum Center, Line Beards, Rick Bozich, they can have all of it.



  10. PsychOfMSE
    9:27 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    My wife and kids….



  11. peyton siva
    9:27 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have my professional career



  12. Indian Giver
    9:29 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    We’ll give them Aaron Flener, please, take him.



  13. D from Tenn.
    9:30 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    The Kardashians



  14. Bobbum man
    9:30 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have Aaron Fleener and the Bachelor crap you post



  15. Judy
    9:30 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Louisville, most of southern Indiana,and of course Bloomington and they can have Clappy as a bonus.



  16. Bobbum man
    9:31 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    12- darn



  17. bishop
    9:32 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    @9 they would send bozich back .he is a closet Flaaaamer (<—-insert feminine voice here.) I met him while I was doing maintenance at McDonalds on Phillips ln and Preston hwy. And I swear to god he was raping me with his eyes. He even tried to strike up a conversation with me. I politely td him I was not that way and he got his food and pulled away



  18. Tom Crean
    9:33 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have my kisses. Passionate, hand being held, tongue being inserted kisses.

    Please give my lip a little nibble…please, O Canada, bite me!



  19. JPhelps
    9:34 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    the origin of SWAG… Gays and lesbians used to hold “SWAG parties” before gay was socially acceptable. SWAG = Secretly We Are Gay…



  20. USA patriot
    9:35 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    The can borrow our pair of balls and be a real country for once



  21. Mitch McConnell
    9:36 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    The can have Ashley Judd . And her fat redheaded brother



  22. Billy Clyde
    9:38 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I’ll take a case of that whiskey in the purple bag



  23. _
    9:38 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    the “uk fans” who tweet mean to the players



  24. You can call me Al
    9:38 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have Obama



  25. Mack
    9:40 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    UofL’s coach for 15 sec. after dinner.



  26. jq
    9:41 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    YOU and the remainder of KSR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  27. Johnny C
    9:51 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    A lifetime supply of popcorn as well as commemorative back to back sweet 16 IU popcorn boxes



  28. Red
    9:52 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    X 2 on Jimmy two lesbos



  29. BlueLionKingX8
    9:56 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Actually…..I would trade HARROW, POLSON, HOOD, AND BOTH WALK ONS for Wiggins, to bad this isnt the NBA



  30. BlueTexan
    9:59 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Harrow…Goodwin…Poythress…Wiltjer…”15 Second Ricky”…BCG



  31. BlueLionKingX8
    10:05 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Goodwin and poythress at least look the part…..Harrow is the definition of FRAGILE smh .



  32. Han
    10:06 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Holy Crap. Bill Self doesn’t foul up 3 in regulation, Michigan hits 30 footer to tie and force OT. Kansas loses in OT.

    Remind anyone of a certain title game?

    Fantastic. Now we need Duke to lose.



  33. CoalMiner
    10:06 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    ASHLEY JUDD!!!



  34. rockchalk...ummm
    10:08 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    down goes the birdies



  35. Wesley Pipes
    10:08 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Football 2-10

    Basketball NIT (Lost to Robert Morris in the first round)

    Nowhere to go but up

    Keep it up Cat fans, keep it up



  36. Mike
    10:09 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    ROCK CHOKE JAYHAWK!! Now let’s go Sparty!



  37. Bill Self
    10:10 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    We didn’t choke in the most embarrassing way possible and make fools of ourselves on national television….we just ran out of time.



  38. BBB
    10:10 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    U of L



  39. BlueLionKingX8
    10:10 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Always gets worse before it gets better…..



  40. BBB
    10:11 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    agree with 33)…Ashley Judd….and U of L



  41. Chuck
    10:11 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Kansas didn’t lose, “they just ran out of time”.



  42. BBB
    10:13 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I have to laugh every time I think of U of L…(the filthy cards)



  43. TT's Fake Boobs
    10:24 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have Flener and his gay bachelor posts…they can also have TT’s fake boobs.



  44. I'm still alive
    10:28 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    They can have the Yum Center. Wow! IU last night. Kansas tonight! It’s like Christmas. If Duke loses tonight I might party myself into a coma!!!



  45. Aaron Flener
    10:28 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I don’t know you from Adam, but thank you for putting that edit of “don’t put your wife and kids…”
    Having just got both a wife and one of my kids out of the hospital your exactly right..
    Nothing is worth that. That being said, if wiggins would come to kentucky I would give or do some really strange and crazy things if that’s what it took..happy Easter



  46. Dan
    10:28 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Mondays, Tom Cream’s kisses, slick Rick’s infidelity, Billy G, Joker’s head coaching ability, NIt early exits and births, and liters of cola.



  47. Baffled
    10:41 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Watching the MSU Duke game right now…….why do we have to wonder what WCS is going to do with his career. Both big men in this game are far better than him…

    Why is it that only at uk a freshman with no offensive ability is talking about going pro…..



  48. rainman
    10:46 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Celine Dion, she SUCKS!
    BIG NOSE TOO!!



  49. carl spackler
    11:03 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    – Bobby Knight, Digger Phelps, and Jim Calhoun – in order, the Anakin Skywalker, Sand Person, and Emperor Palpatine of college basketball….maybe they can organize an Evil Empire from an Applebee’s in Alberta….

    – Handsome Jimmy and Crazy Curtis – I feel more stupider wen yoo tawk….

    – Dick Gabriel – when you are rude to John Short, you are rude to me…..get your passport ready….

    – Line Beards – to go along with Canadian bushy lumberjack beards. Maybe a line beard would denote status: a bushy lumberjack beard is “blue collar”, line beard is “white collar”…

    – Hockey – I know, I know…they already have hockey….but let’s move soccer-on-ice out of the USA completely….

    – Ashley Judd – she’s the Kim Jong Un of Tennessee…

    – Flo from Progressive – enough already…

    – Fake Tour De France Cycling Dudes – get off the road, get out of my way. Ride a stationary bike in the health club, or buy a took and a Thermosâ„¢ and head north…

    – Canadian Bacon – once again, I know, they already have Canadian bacon, but it’s scourge has migrated south. Give me pork belly, sliced thick, pork fat, ‘merican style….

    – 2 Broke Girls – see above comment about Handsome Jimmy and Crazy Curtis…

    – Alec Baldwin and Eddie Vedder – Weren’t these self-righteous, arrogant pricks supposed to move out of the country a few years ago?

    – Bono – stay the f*ck out of the USA. Just imagine if Bob Seger went to Ireland and told those people what to do with their money….



  50. 2Blue4U
    11:13 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    Billy Clyde (If anyone can find him) and Tom Crean and any Hoosier fans who would follow him.



  51. kingjoemdavis4216
    11:27 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    What is with all the writers living in tennessee? Go write for vandy



  52. Oh god
    11:52 pm March 29, 2013 Permalink

    I’ll give Canada every dumb ass UK fan that is hating on Aaron Flener or any of the other writers on KSR. But Canada wouldn’t take them. Even Canada has standards.



  53. Cb
    12:31 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    They can have Golden Corral and Ryan’s but they can’t have Gattitown!



  54. j5
    1:58 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    They can have
    Obama
    Solyndra
    Ashley Judd
    Bruno Mars
    Broccoli
    Doug Shows
    Nancy Pelosi
    Harry Reid
    And Chris Matthews



  55. Bigbluenationbigredmachine
    3:48 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    Can we trade Jefferson County and all the Loseville fans?



  56. Bigbluenationbigredmachine
    3:50 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    Hell for a bonus we can tack on the state of Indiana too! Two for the price of one.



  57. Wildcatsteeler
    3:51 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    They can have our do-nothing, know-nothing, science-denying, christian-taliban Republican Party.



  58. Tom Blevins
    6:50 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    What would I give Canada for Wiggens? 1. The promise that he’ll have an opportunity to get a good education for as long as he stays at Kentucky. 2. The best chance for him to play on an NCAA championship team next year. 3. The finest group of human beings he could possibly have for teammates and coaches. 4. The love and support of the greatest fanbase in sports. 5. My undying gratitude. It’s not that I’m unwilling to offer more, but I don’t want to voilate NCAA regulations. I’m not going to mention any specific persons or offers, but some of you should know that we’re trying to get Wiggens to come to Kentucky, not scare him off by offering people or things you want to get rid of anyway.



  59. Bobbum man
    7:10 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    58- you realize we’re not really trading Canada right? Relax



  60. Bones McElroy
    8:00 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    15 seconds on Porcini’s best table.



  61. AntiAshley
    8:07 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    #33 AGREE.. Give Canada Judd, she’ll try to tell them how to fall in line with her liberal views even tho she doesnt live there.. Familiar ?



  62. Bamacat55
    8:19 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    Tom Crean and the state fo Indiana.



  63. jkiser
    8:58 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    Rick Pitino!



  64. rikey flied wice
    9:24 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    Bachelor Blog Writers



  65. UKblueK
    9:30 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    My Wife and Kids…………..that Damon Wayans tv show. I mean it’s like fifteen years old now anyways.



  66. Darth
    10:09 am March 30, 2013 Permalink

    I’d trade the fall 2012/spring 2013 sports seasons for Wiggin’s 10 year old cousin. We’ve never done anything with them anyway and he’s bound to be better than a 2 win football season and a NIT first round loss.



  67. Tom Blevins
    12:26 pm March 30, 2013 Permalink

    59. You are right. I didn’t get into the spirit of the post. Although, I do think my list is a lot more likely to land Wiggens, than that of anyone else on here. (And there’s less than a 1% chance that he’ll be influienced by any thing I say. He probably won’t even read this.) OK, in the spirit of the post, whether or not we get Wiggens, I’ll PAY Canada to take Rick Bozich. The only condition is, they can’t return him, ever. Or how about this, if we get Wiggens, they don’t have to take Bozich. It would be worth keeping him to have Wiggens play at Kentucky. He’s that good.



  68. tennisman
    1:23 pm March 30, 2013 Permalink

    They can have UL and the tires off my old car.They don’t get the buffets though.



  69. Hosier Wlldcat
    3:32 pm March 30, 2013 Permalink

    All the sports talk shows in Louisville except KSR. Tricky Ricky and all the one and done’s he coaches down so he can keep them until the are seniors.



  70. kb
    5:53 pm March 30, 2013 Permalink

    They can have Justin Bieber back in exchange.