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Can You Count All the Classy Moments in this Picture?

(via Terry Meiners)

Article written by Matt Jones

69 Comments for Can You Count All the Classy Moments in this Picture?



  1. thatsmyparty
    2:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    extremely small pants,
    extremly low top,
    doughnut cake served on cutting board,
    guy with hands down pants,
    other guy on right with socks and sandels,
    creepy old guy checking out girl hindquarters,
    chainlink fence around pool,



  2. Yonsta
    2:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    First?!



  3. SteveM
    2:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    The cigarettes tucked into the chick’s blouse.



  4. dpvatty
    2:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Grandpa checking out the booty is my favorite



  5. jay
    2:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    That’s gotta be in fairdale…



  6. jonathan
    2:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    front and center is the hillbilly H2O, mountain dew.



  7. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    2:35 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Have we established if these are UofL fans? Only seems fitting.



  8. SteveM
    2:37 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    The cars parked in the yard.



  9. barefootpirate
    2:38 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cars parked in the yard by the pool.



  10. SteveM
    2:38 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    pink plastic lawn furniture.



  11. SteveM
    2:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    No babies in sight yet toddler car in forefront of picture (i.e., no-one is watching the kid)



  12. Cody
    2:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    The swing directly beside the table is my favorite. That way they can sit down and swing the kids at the same time.



  13. barefootpirate
    2:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    blowing out the candle by exhaling smoke (possibly out of her nose as well)



  14. SexnNursinHomes
    2:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    1- nice. gotta add

    -old beat up red Cutlass in the back
    -white trash trailer deck connected to above ground pool



  15. Biglaw Dawgin'
    2:40 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    6 – “Hillbilly H20,” haha classic.

    – I’d like to add the old school adidas (ripoff) sandals with socks, and the cars parked around what appears to be an above-ground swimming hole.



  16. SexnNursinHomes
    2:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Because ya’ll do know that’s a single wide, right?



  17. Dan Smith
    2:41 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    guy wearing socks with the black sandals.. classic



  18. Yep
    2:43 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Kids riding toys around pool. Red solo cup. Wife beater shirt, jorts, dead fern, lattice



  19. Yep
    2:44 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    And concrete block. Why is that near the pool?



  20. TimeFor9
    2:45 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    13 I don’t think that’s a candle…unless you mean ‘redneck candle’ aka a match.



  21. Will Totten
    2:46 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I knew it was bad when the kid jerkin off in the corner was like the 5th thing I noticed



  22. TimeFor9
    2:46 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    maybe it is a candle, just looks like a match w that smoke coming off the top.If I was wrong my apologies



  23. Biglaw Dawgin'
    2:47 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    If I may make one complimentary comment – Notice how they stacked the doughnuts, with alternating chocolate and glaze in order to have just the right amount of chocolate adhesive to get them to stick together. Obviously not their first doughnut cake. Bravo hillbillies, bravo.



  24. Guest
    2:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Is she wearing big hoop earrings? If so, add it to the list.



  25. Rambo
    2:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Is that a Cigerette or a Joint producing the smoke from the doughnut? I mean either way….



  26. aruss95
    2:54 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Socks with sandals!



  27. Mr Obvious
    2:55 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Grandpa checking out the grade A, trailer park hootch is CLASSIC.
    And I gotta ask…. is the fat dude behind the fern taking a picture of the gal…. or the LOVELY PILE of EDIBLE GOODNESS know as the Doughnut Gut Increaser?



  28. @Davis_Unibrow
    2:55 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’d hit it.



  29. aruss95
    2:56 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Also, ciggs in stuffed in her boobies!



  30. Yngvie Maumsteen.
    3:00 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Bong in the bottom right corner.



  31. trueblue
    3:00 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    there’s so much class in this picture I almost didn’t notice the button up denim shirt…now if only the sleeves were cutoff



  32. thats budda
    3:00 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Damn #28, beat me to it, I’d hit that as well. Maybe make a little love tent out of that XXXXXL shirt on the guy on the right



  33. cracka
    3:02 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    “I knew it was bad when the kid jerkin off in the corner was like the 5th thing I noticed” – cracking up over that one, hahaha

    fat boy is getting a keeper there on the phone, boobs and donuts!



  34. the Big Dog
    3:02 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    If it were only an above-ground pool.



  35. SteveM
    3:04 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Guy’s head looking up from behind fat guy looks like he’s been ‘goin down’ on chick in chaise lounge by pool.



  36. Sylvar
    3:10 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I think that is in fact a sparkler being used as a candle…classy move in and of it self…her trying to blow it out: Priceless



  37. Wes
    3:10 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Seriously?!?! Ol’ dude in the socks and sandals is also rocking a SHIRT SLEEVE DENIM BUTTON-UP!!!!!



  38. DavenderCatTheSequel
    3:14 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Somebody spent more time staining the denim shirt than the wooden deck.



  39. OldManinBlue
    3:14 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    And just how is this sports related? How does this fit your mission statement?



  40. Bart in Henderson
    3:15 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Is that Alex on the Mic? I thought she was in London.



  41. Cards Fan
    3:17 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Just another Saturday in Valley Station before the Cards play. #L1C4



  42. DavenderCatTheSequel
    3:19 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    The pink car is the only one that hasn’t been repossessed, & it’s scheduled for next week.



  43. DREWBLUE
    3:24 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Matt, this is the Terry Meiners’ annual summer get together. Been there once or twice myself.



  44. Musehobo
    3:28 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    39) Haven’t laughed this hard in days…go away.



  45. IDigKSR
    3:31 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    39 if you are referring to “University of Kentucky Basketball, Football, and Recruiting news brought to you in the most ridiculous manner possible” as a mission statement then it is also not in their mission to cover anything other than UK basketball and football. In other words I don’t think that statement is all-inclusive.



  46. IDigKSR
    3:33 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    and if that is not what you were referring to, 39, then what is their mission statement? I didn’t know they have one.



  47. UK baseball team
    3:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    we want to be added to the mission statement!



  48. DavenderCatTheSequel
    3:34 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    21) He’s checking for ticks.



  49. Bruce Pearl
    3:36 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I specifically stated that there would be no photos allowed at this cookout! We all know what happened last time I allowed pictures. Dammit who broke my rules?



  50. Itchy Sacagawea
    3:43 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    10 bucks says he ate a doughnut with that same hand.



  51. 8&Counting
    3:49 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    She has cheap sunglasses on top of her head



  52. Limehouse
    3:51 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Not to mention the can of Mountain Dew



  53. Cat's Balls
    4:03 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    All I saw were the doughnuts. mmmmmmm, doughnuts.



  54. TerryMeinersSUX
    4:13 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I pay no attention to anything that uavel loving scumbag Terry Meiners posts..



  55. Rod
    4:19 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Guess the kid is going to put some extra glaze on her donut.



  56. marshall county j
    4:20 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure that in ground pool is worth more than the house. I wonder if this is the caller to Matt’s show that won the bet with his buddy on who would go further in the tourney, UK/UL? He said was putting in a pool.



  57. schwing
    4:23 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    that’s a honkin’ set of… donuts.



  58. backwoods_BBQ
    4:26 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure that pool has an escalator



  59. spc
    4:39 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    the doughnuts are on a CUTTING BOARD???



  60. Marla Kay
    4:54 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Red SOLO Cup!



  61. Jacob
    5:20 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I’m counting 3 Louisville fans!



  62. HendoHondo
    5:37 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    The girl in the photo is none other than this girl right here: https://www.facebook.com/cheri.rideout



  63. GusPick
    5:52 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Marshall County J #56. You are assuming the in-ground pool is attached to a house. My money is on a doublewide.



  64. Rommy Goodman
    5:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Is that Vanetti in the pool lookin up?



  65. SexnNursinHomes
    5:53 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    That is no in-ground. In-grounds are usually not circular. Above grounds are circular.



  66. Shabazz Muhammad
    7:47 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Cutting board used as serving platter for the cake.



  67. B Howard
    8:04 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    I can’t find the UK logo or someone doing the three goggles thing. I must be missing it. That is a classic looking “UK group”.



  68. Jay in Lyndon
    9:49 pm July 25, 2012 Permalink

    Red Solo cup…let’s have a party!



  69. Chad in Evansville
    2:09 am July 26, 2012 Permalink

    Here is what I found:

    girl with low cut top
    girl with very high cut shorts
    girl with cigarette pack stuffed in her bra
    Late 1980’s model Buick Regal parked in back yard
    Mid 1990’s model Pontiac Fiero parked beside Buick Regal
    Late 1980’s Chevrolet Monte Carlo parked in back yard
    creepy old man admiring girl
    dounut cake on cutting board
    lattcie fence
    young boy with hands down shorts
    two child size ride on toys
    red solo cup
    man wearing socks with sandals
    large man wearing a button down shirt with object in shirt pocket
    older man wearing a “muscle shirt”

    That’s about all I see, LOL.