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BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: If you could hack a Twitter, what would you say?

In case this little tidbit passed over your radar on a holiday weekend, somebody hacked into the political twitter account of FoxNews and posted a couple tweetsclaiming that President Obama had been shot and killed.  It was quickly removed and retracted by the actual FoxNews, and I have a gut feeling the Secret Service will take care of that problem quietly.  Obviously, since the President is alive and well, we can talk somewhat jokingly about the issue.  Because I got into a conversation at work about what you would write if you could hack somebody’s account.  You can go about this hacked tweet in 2 different ways:

1) Opposite Tweets:  This means that you would tweet something that would be opposite what you would normally see on that twitter account.  For instance, you might see Pat Forde’s twitter congratulate Calipari on having a wonderful season with high character players. 

2) Absurd Tweets:  Much like the FoxNews tweet, this is something that you would expect from that Twitter account, but maybe takes it to another level.  For instance, you might see Gene Chizik tweet that he just got back from a recruiting trip and his back pocket feels lighter.  Something like that. 

So, I want you to be creative.  Pick any person or school or organization’s twitter account, whether it actually exists or not, and hack into it.  Tell me what you would tweet if you had the chance.  Just a couple examples to get the ball rolling:

@DerekDooley:  Feels good to know I at least have 1 win scheduled every year.  Thanks UK. 

@BoogieCousins:  As it turns out, technical fouls in pickup games don’t get me a contract bonus.  Whoops. 

@JerryTipton: Just gave Cal a ride to the airport.  Nothing but nice things to say about that man. 

Stuff like that.  Ball is in your court KSR readers.

Article written by Bryan the Intern

77 Comments for BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: If you could hack a Twitter, what would you say?



  1. Paducah Cat Fan
    9:10 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @terrellpryor: wings are 100 per jersey at BW3! #whereuatcoach



  2. btowncatfan
    9:15 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @rickpitino: 30 second timeout, bang a couple of groupies.



  3. Mboro cat
    9:15 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Jimmy Dykes: Building my new house… I love driving the nail!



  4. Sarah White
    9:16 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    Bobby Knight: I am so sorry Coach Cal. My head has been stuck in my rear, and I just now got it retracted. You are a great coach; Ima terrible person.



  5. Jimmy Dykes Vocabulary
    9:19 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @PeteThamelNYT: Just got out of a poetry reading. Eric Bledsoe’s session was exquisite. #TearsInMyEyes



  6. Big cat
    9:23 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @petethamel: having a camel toe first thing in the morning is no way to start a day



  7. Assassin Number 2
    9:23 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @DanielCarver: Just met the nicest young African-American man while buying white sheets at Sears!



  8. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    9:24 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Billy_Clyde: gonna be the DD for some buddies 2nite. #responsibility



  9. J Howard
    9:24 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @rickpitino Wore the 15 second stained pants on recruiting trip again today. Fml



  10. Nutwrap
    9:25 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    This falls in category #1

    @BryantheIntern: I am going to write an article that someone cares about.



  11. boyfrombinghamtown
    9:25 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @xtinathevoice: That was scary……I thought I had a melanoma between my puppies………..turned out CEE LO had fallen in during a commercial break……IAMBEAUTIFULNOMATTERWHATTHEYSAYWORDSCANTBRINGMEDOWN



  12. Scratch
    9:28 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @NCAA: We really DO hate Kentucky



  13. Tville Catfan
    9:29 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @AlbertPujols: Back after only two weeks from breakin’ the arm! Shout out to my battin’ coach @MarkMcGwire! #JustWhatTheDoctorOrdered



  14. Matt H
    9:29 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Ricky3staxxx: A message to all of Cardinal Country…err County. My new staff’s instructions when recruiting against Cal. Abort! Abort! Abort! ps may be used in other real life situations. #senseofhumor



  15. boyfrombinghamtown
    9:30 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @12idiots.jury: We really f*&(!# that one up didn’t we? Casey can get her party on again!



  16. Bryan the Intern
    9:31 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    10) And yet you read and comment. Who really looks stupid here, me or you?



  17. Bigpapi
    9:32 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @NCAA We are going to admit that we have treated Calipari unfairly lately. We would like to issue an appology for that and say sorry to #BBN as well. We realized that Cal and BBN would never accept an appology so we have decided to disolve as an organization and burn every remnant of our existance. Your welcome BBN



  18. Holden McGroin
    9:32 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @jerrytipton: i’m pretty pissed right now. Aaron hasn’t linked me on KSR for two days. what’s a dad to do?



  19. invisibleink
    9:36 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @JimmyDykes: Just got a pooch for security reasons at the new house … he’s mean and nimble ! #guardyouryard



  20. Tville Catfan
    9:38 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @USWomensSoccer: Just want to thank all the millions of fans that have been watchin’ and supporting our efforts at the World Cup!! #Relevant



  21. TiptonsAcakeEater
    9:38 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @CecilNewton I’m rich Bi*ch! #moneybags #makinitrainondemh*es



  22. Matt H
    9:39 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @jimmydykes: just got a tweet from @5’9″inheels asking for a date….can’t wait to meet her…..#mancrushmuch



  23. boyfrombinghamtown
    9:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @arnoldtheterminator: Looking for a cleaning lady, ethnic, agile and willing to look for my shrunken nads on daily basis….don’t tell Maria.



  24. TiptonsAcakeEater
    9:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @AlexRodriguez: Where is Cameron? How am I supposed to eat this popcorn? #embarrassing



  25. WUBU
    9:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @jai_lucas: Told you I’d go wherever Patterson went! BBN didn’t believe me. We’re both in Texas, though, aren’t we?



  26. MrTumnus
    9:43 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @AnthonyWeiner hello young girl. Want to see a picture of my grey briefs?

    Wait, that actually happened.



  27. Mark
    9:46 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RickyP15: Some people say fifteen minutes of fame. I say fifteen seconds of shame. #herestoyouKaren



  28. Poling Willie
    9:49 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @MichaelSquintsPolidoris WINDY PEFERCORN!!!



  29. Bicycle Seat Sniffer
    9:49 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @espn4d: I don’t care what they’ve said about him, Rick lasted way longer than 15 seconds last night!



  30. Mark
    9:52 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @PatForde: Just left an interview at Rick Pitino’s home. Man, my knees hurt!



  31. iWantToGrowUpToBeTheDrewFranklin
    9:53 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BeisnerKSR Matt got fired from CBS? There goes my job..



  32. HereForTheLulz
    9:54 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BryantheIntern I have an intelligent post to make on KSR today!



  33. Mboro cat
    9:55 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    #19 that’s the best so far



  34. I-64 Deer Report
    9:56 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KySportsRadio Going for a moustache ride: Cope, Richie or Rex?



  35. SexnNursinHomes
    9:57 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BTI: yellow in the front, brown in the back



  36. The hut
    9:58 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BrucePearl: I will rise again, remember I was crucified for you!



  37. Roofus Howls
    10:02 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RoyWilliams: When a kid is a lottery pick, I have to encourage him to go to the draft.



  38. Brown chicken brown cow
    10:03 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KimKardasian I’m only famous for my sex tape and have no real talents. I’m a terrible role model. I admit it. #YourTurnParis



  39. invisibleink
    10:04 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KSRserver: my career of launching the NASA shuttle missions is coming to an end #thelittleenginethatcould



  40. Bob Owens
    10:07 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @bobknight Just graduated from my anger management class



  41. The Truth
    10:09 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @JayBilas I admit, I have an acute case of Bieber fever. Yes I’m over 40, what of it!?



  42. Tville Catfan
    10:11 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Triumvirate: Book club meets Wednesday. Theme of the month: Persistence. Bring your copies of Moby Dick!

    @Triumvirate: Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee. — Captain Ahab



  43. warrior
    10:20 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @jimmyhyams: I love the agressive penetration in to the heart of the Beavers zone defense.



  44. EyewearMan
    10:23 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @TheTruth On my honeymoon in Bloomington outside on Coach Crean’s Lawn! #settinguptent



  45. Troy
    10:24 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BryanTheIntern, @MattJones: just finished watching Fox and Friends, can’t wait to see what is on The Factor tonight! Heading to the ‘no spin zone’ cause we like to keep it fair and balanced on KSR! #weareclosetfoxwatchers



  46. UK @Vandy
    10:26 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RickPitino I’ve decided to reclaim my virginity. 3 hours and counting!



  47. Rockfield, KY
    10:29 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KarenSypher : Rick satisfied me



  48. peoplewhowork
    10:30 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @NancyGrace : I always knew ToT Mom would get off.



  49. peoplewhowork
    10:33 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @AnthonyDavis : pardon me for interupting, please express your Cardinal biased opinion, I am very interested to hear it.



  50. NDo
    10:36 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @CecilNewton How is it possible for Cam to join the NFL and take a pay-cut? #DamnTheBadLuck



  51. peoplewhowork
    10:36 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @LebronJames : I have decided to take my talents to the fourth quarter.



  52. peoplewhowork
    10:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @OJ : I did it.



  53. peoplewhowork
    10:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @peoplewhowork : I am going to stop posting and get back to work.

    LOL



  54. Chris
    10:49 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BCG If josh hadn’t farted will in the stall I would have let him ride the team bus. #BBN



  55. Bill Bammer Nolate
    10:51 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @christianlightner: I am really sorry I stomped on Timberlake. They should have thrown me out!



  56. MIDDAY
    11:03 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RandPaul: Thanks for adopting me as one of your own KY. Signed, from Washington, DC.



  57. kyjoe
    11:15 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BrucePearl: Hope my next college is orange…. I tattooed my body orange last season to show my love!



  58. FoxNews
    11:20 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    Quickly removed? It was up for hours…



  59. Steve
    11:27 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @billypacker I guess Magliore isn’t such a bad guy, Wojo had it coming to him #Dukesissies



  60. Yroc53
    11:28 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @MattJones: BTI is our best writer on staff and doesnt deserve any of our reader’s grief



  61. Casey Anthony
    11:40 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    52.) Me too



  62. CatsFTW
    11:44 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KigeRamsey: Follow me and I will teach you how to drink bourbon properly. #KigeRamseywithyoutubeintoxication



  63. ESPN.com
    11:45 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    Breaking News:
    @KingJames: Dear media, leave me alone #f*ckoff seriously

    @AnthonyDavis: #BBN you thought Jorts were tready, wait till you see the unibrow #itgoeshardindapaint



  64. HackRichards
    11:46 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @BryanTheIntern – Number 10 is correct. I need another day job.



  65. the ghost of Bill Hicks
    11:58 am July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Bruce Weber: I turned in Kelvin Sampson because he stole Eric Gordon from me. I also tipped off the NCAA about Rose’s test score because he didn’t come to play for me. Oh yeah, and I leaked that story about Anthony Davis getting $800k to go to UK because I knew I wouldn’t get him either. I had one of my assistants turn in Bruce Pearl just for kicks. I’m such a cry baby.



  66. The King
    12:14 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @huntermcclintock: Have you seen my mix tap on YouTube? I’m pretty good in 15 second clips. Fans have it right, offer me already! #breakinanckels



  67. kenny40229
    12:30 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Rick_Pitino 15 seconds #teamtwopumpchump



  68. knowledge
    12:40 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @delontewest: @QueenGloria won’t be able to kiss @KingJames for a month after last night!
    #winning #betweenthesheetswithBronBron’sMOTHER



  69. knowledge
    12:51 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @KyrieIrving: @MissHawaii watch me showcase my ambidextrous ball handling skills.



  70. Sherwoods
    2:05 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @Rick_Pitino Me too! #huntermcclintock



  71. Yroc53
    2:07 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RickPitino: 16 seconds! New record!!!



  72. catscatscats
    4:15 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RoyWilliams Just saw harrions Barnes and tyler Zeller on a boat with an ageat for the sencond time or wait was it a third time



  73. CatWalk
    5:03 pm July 6, 2011 Permalink

    @RickPitino: just finished a conjugal visit with Karen. She was kind of pissed when she had to go back to her cell after only 15 seconds of mad passionate love! I dont understand why she was disappointed because my “Little Ricky” is the man!



  74. Da Man
    3:02 am July 7, 2011 Permalink

    @Simpson You saying i could of drowned my bitch and got away with it scott free? #DaF*&%

    @AntDavis23 Just watched 40 year old virgin, waxing dosnt look too painful #TimeForTheUnibrow



  75. Joe C
    3:57 am July 7, 2011 Permalink

    @CaseyAnthony I got 99 problems but a child ain’t one.



  76. BarakHusseinObama
    8:35 am July 7, 2011 Permalink

    @Michelle – Give me some of dat…



  77. Whitetail Freak
    11:15 pm July 7, 2011 Permalink

    CBSnews — Obama sucks!