Similar fax sent to offices of Matt Jones in Middlesboro yesterday.
Well, well, well, we meet again. Although I would imagine for many of you, we are meeting for the first time. Considering this website has blown up even larger than when I left 18 months ago, I’ve got to wonder how much I held this site down. But nonetheless, that is not important. What IS important is how much I am going to drag the site down from here on out. And the answer to that question is A LOT. I figure I should really address 2 different groups of people about my return, those who are long-term followers of the site, and those who have gotten on board in the last year or so. First up, the newbies:
New readers, for this site’s purposes, I go by Bryan the Intern. My last name isn’t that important, but for many of you it is what you smoked on Friday night. Now, when determining a person’s intelligence, I usually split people into 2 groups: those who think I am actually an intern and those that don’t. I wrote for this site for FOUR YEARS. I worked with Matt on 2 different radio shows. I am almost 28 years old. If you think I am actual intern, well, sorry for you. Now that we have that out of the way, what kind of posts do I make? Well, I am a bit of a numbers overload guy, or as most people call it, a nerd. I’m going to throw stats broken down in all kinds of ways at you. I’m going to try and prove things you never thought could be proven and make you think outside the box. But most of all, I am going to piss you off like you couldn’t believe. I don’t do it on purpose, I am just THAT guy. I’m a pessimist and I love to argue. Meaning I’m not always going to prop up the home team. Sometimes things are not so great, and I’m not afraid to say so. I also love sports outside of the UK world as much as inside Catsville. If you don’t think “why soccer sucks” or “why hockey is awesome” belongs on this site, then you’re going to find me just horrible. But I think even my most beloved detractors will tell you that even if you hate me with a passion more than any other writer, I usually make you want to read what I have next. I try and make you think, nothing more, nothing less. Hate it after you think, but at least think.
For the old time readers, I’M BAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKK. Hahahahahaha.
Most all of that above is sarcasm. I really enjoyed my first 4 years here at KSR, and I’m very excited to be back. I took the time off to try some new things in my career, get some stability, and I’ve done that. And I think I’m coming back to the site at an exciting time with a new era in football beginning in just a couple months, and a potentially epic basketball team. I hope you would make 9am a must-see spot on this site, but if not, it’s cool. I’m sure there are countless “BTI Sucks” support groups you can join.
Oh, and a couple things you need to be prepared for:
- Bad Spelling
- Bad Punctuation
- Bad Humor
- Lots of bolding
If you’re cool with that, then I’m cool with you. Thanks for the tweets and messages I already received before even writing again. And if you want to follow me on Twitter, my handle thingy whatever is @BryantheIntern.