BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: A Sarcastic Approach to Hating Louisville
I hate the fact that Steve Kragthorpe made this rivalry uncompetitive.
I hate the fact that you consider UK your top rival, but we consider Tennessee ours.
I hate the fact that you made a BCS bowl……and got to play Wake Forest.
I hate the fact that you added onto your stadium as your program declines.
I hate the fact that you don’t have a single player on roster who knows what beating UK feels like.
I hate the fact Charlie Strong is going to be your savior and just lost to FIU….in Year 2.
I hate the fact that you let Mike Hartline won 2 road games in his career…both against you.
I hate the fact that the QB you put a statue of in your stadium was 12-19 in his career at the school.
I hate the fact that Willie Williams and Demar Dorsey happened…hate that.
I hate the fact that Bill Curry went 1-10 in 1994, and that one win was against you.
I hate the fact that UK had to give you your worst loss ever in PJCS, in the opening game of that stadium.
I hate the fact we beat you in 2002 when we were on probation. Maybe Clint Hurtt can put you all there.
I hate the fact that all your former coaches are now coaches in the SEC. And you took your current coach from the SEC.
I hate the fact your QB played the lead role in the movie Simon Birch.
I hate the fact that your greatest coach is an alum from UK and in our Ring of Honor.
I hate the fact that Georgia dropped you off the schedule to play a team from the WAC.
I hate the fact that same team from the WAC beat you in a bowl game.
I hate the fact that your entrance video is sang by Michael Buble.
I hate the fact that the outfit most often worn to your games is that of an empty red chair.
I hate the fact the 2nd most worn outfit to your games is a wife beater.
Most of all, I hate the fact that everything listed above is a fact. Well, most of it anyway.
Cats 26, Cards 10. 5 in a row.
26 Comments for BTI’s Rants and Ramblings: A Sarcastic Approach to Hating Louisville
Nice way to get it rolling, BTI.
Wow, you really want to mention how uncompetitive Louisville has been the last few years, then you immediately turn around and bring up our “rivalry” with Tennessee? FAIL. You might want to hold off on the uncompetitive rivalry talk until UK *isn’t* in the least competitive rivalry in the known universe. Just sayin.
what the hell is that a picture of?
The best post Byran the Intern has ever had! FREAKING AWESOME!
…this isn’t sarcastic…lame, but I’m sure the next post will be better.
Can KSR do a post honoring Sgt. Dakota Meyer or do you all wait until Military Appreciation Day?
2- STFU. We may suck. UL sucks far worse. That is the point BTI made and you’re a flipping moron if you missed that.
I hate Louisville!! Go Cats!!
When did FAU get in the SEC?
I hate the fact that all Loserville fans wear a freakin’ chicken bucket to all the basketball games, but I have yet to see ONE linebeard wearing a PIZZA BOX at a football game! Hell after all they could stick their melons in one.
Is that Scar from Lion King with a mic?
wth?
11) my thoughts exactly!
11, 13: It took me a good minute to work it out too, but I think you’re right. I’m not sure how an impressionist Lion King portrait is relevant to this post, though. BTI, can you explain?
HEY! I happen to like michael buble!!
I hate the fact that you have a gramatical error in this sentence giving UL fans something to make fun of us for.
“I hate the fact that you let Mike Hartline won 2 road games in his career…both against you.”
Might want to change it to “win.”
How is it that you consider Tennesse our biggest rival? Not much of a rivalry….that kick our a$$ every year.
What the H is this picture?
I hate the fact that reversing the first letters of your qb basically says, “still wines”
UK considers UT their biggest rival?
EPIC FAIL.
UT most certainly doesn’t consider UK its biggest rival..I would say after twenty odd some straight wins, UK is BARELY a blip on UT’s radar.
I hate the fact that by switching the first letters of cards qb’s name, it basically reads, “still whines”
I liked the post BTI. Because I freakin hate U of L. Although UT may not consider us their greatest rival, I would rather have a win over UT than anybody and most fans feel the same way. So from a UK fan standpoint (where BTI is coming from) UT is OUR biggest rival so it was a valid crack at U of L even though UT fans would have a ball with it. UK will beat U of smell. I HATE THE LOSERVILLE RETARDINALS ON HATE DAY! I can do some Card hatin’
I LOVE HATE DAY!
#2
Totally agree you should have left UT out. I mean getting beat 20+ year’s is not considered a rivalry. Don’t you have to win a few games against a team before it becomes a rivalry? We might consider it a rivalry but UT just considers it another cupcake on the schedule.
the picture looks like scar from the lion king if you were on acid
If we have a rivalry with Tennessee, they don’t know about it. I have lived in Tennessee for over six years and have never heard a Tennessee fan refer to Kentucky as their rival in football. Tennessee fans are much more concerned about beating Vanderbilt and Alabama.
As a UK fan, I actually love about half of those things.