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Brucie is officially back on the market

Men, hide your daughters.  Bruce Pearl’s divorce was officially finalized yesterday and I’m sure he’s wasted no time employing his pressure “D” on the local ladies.  Hopefully it is working better than it does in March.

Now, as someone who has been through enough divorces to field a basketball starting line-up out of the parental figures I’ve had in my life, I certainly don’t want to trivialize divorce.  I just think that this provides a good explanation as to why this was ad was found in the Knoxville News-Sentinel this morning:

Single, overly fake-tanned, obnoxious 47 year-old man in Knoxville seeks young, juggy blonde at least half his age. Ideal mate will enjoy using mid-major, attention-grabbing tactics like orange sports coats and painted chests to cover up shortcomings and inadequacies of the Tennessee basketball program, and cannot be offended by the groping of sideline reporters on national television. Must also enjoy gimmicky offenses, failing in March and struggling with Kentucky. If interested, contact [email protected].

Article written by Thomas Beisner