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Brian Urlacher, Father of the Year

For those of you dreading spending a few days kicking it with the family or having to hear the stories from the old man (not me Dad, can’t wait for tomorrow!), remember it could be worse.  Instead of a drunken story about the 1972 playoff game against a rival school, he could be an All-Pro linebacker trying to paint your nails.  Yes, you read that right.

Ladies and gentleman, the following story comes from Urlacher’s baby mama (courtesy of SI Fan Nation) in their domestic dispute/custody battle:

Football tough guy Brian Urlacher dresses his son in pink Cinderella diapers and paints the 3-year-old’s toenails blue, the child’s mother charged in Will County court Tuesday.

The mother, Tyna Robertson, threatened to block Urlacher from seeing the boy if the beefy linebacker kept up the alleged effeminate antics.

Robertson was in court on an emergency motion brought by Urlacher’s attorney, Anita Ventrelli. While Robertson was there, her own lawyer, Alice Wilson, petitioned to have the case moved to Cook County. …

After the hearing, Robertson said her son has become confused by the toenail panting and wearing pull-up diapers designed for little girls.

“(Kennedy) pulls down his pants and says, ‘Mommy, look how pretty they are,'” she said of the diapers.

Wow.  I know one little boy who’s already booking a room with Dr. Drew for Celebrity Rehab season 19.  But, at on the bright side, at least he’s not painting the toe nails red.

Article written by Thomas Beisner