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BREAKING: Renardo Sidney’s Phone Hacked

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Did someone say steak?

Word quickly spread today that UK fans blew up Renardo Sidney’s phone with calls and texts. Whether Cat fans saw the number on a message board, from a friend, or on a stall at Rusty’s Pump and Run in Starkville, the fact of the matter is that we are all too familiar with cellular abuse here in the Bluegrass. DeMarcus Cousins received a barrage of messages and voice-mails, many containing racial slurs. Cousins mustered up more motivation than any Mississippi State player could have ever imagined, dominating the game in a ferocious manner. The infamous “Call Me” remains my favorite Boogie-ism to this day. Luckily, I pulled a few strings (no, not string-cheese, ‘Nardo), and was able to have my hacker buddy discretely break into Sidney’s phone to see exactly how much havoc my fellow Kentuckians caused. You will find that a good amount of the people were not UK fans, surprisingly. Also, Sidney blames ignoring the calls on not wanting to smudge his iPhone screen with the layers of Dorito dust caking his fingertips.

text:

(502) – You suck lol

(662) – Bro u eat my leftovers in the room? thats messed up man

(662) – Got this waitin for u back home baby fatguy

(859) – My man. Tryin to confirm u still want my 300+ girl hidden inside an actual cake sent to ur room at Marriot? Let me know bc Pat Forde also making a special request for her in Lou. U know u got priority tho bro

(859) – Fat guy FTL. Terrence gonna beat your **** off the backboard

(270) – You should wear jorts. They are funny, esp on lazy fat people

(479) – Renardo, good try tonight buddy. Great job on the Cautious Closeouts, but you really could have worked The Nail a bit harder

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voice-mail:

(502) – “Hey, Renardo: long time listener, first time caller. Just wanted to say that you disgust me and I hope you fall on one of your teammates tonight and crush him. I’ll hang up and listen.”

(1-800-597-JENNY) – “Good evening, Mr. Sidney. This is Jenny Craig. I’ve come across your story by chance, and I would like to take your case upon myself to set example for people everywhere trying to lose weight. Contact me as soon as possible so we can set up a meeting, and possibly get a documentary in the works. Maybe even a few billboards, if we can find any open space big enough for you. Thank you.”

(859) – “Mr. Renaldro Sidnasty, this is Michelle’s Escort service in Lexington. Trish has tried ringing your hotel room several times, with no answer. We are going to continue billing your credit card, registered under a Mr. Sonny Vaccaro, for Trish’s time spent trying to reach you. Call back if you have further questions.”

(606) – “Bless you, son. I hope you have a good game against the Cats and compete with all your heart tonight. Be sure to read the good book, and don’t be afraid to turn to God when you need strength. With that said, I hope UK waxes the floor with MSU and all fire and damnation come down upon you retched demons out of Starksville. May He have mercy on your souls. Amen.”

(859) – “We are trying to get a hold of Bernard O’Sidney. This is Papa John’s. We’ve got 10 large pepperoni pizzas with cinnasticks that were supposed to be delivered to room 1256, but no one is there.”

I apologize for making this post one big fat joke, but true hacking only brings out the facts, people. By hacking, I mean that my buddy laid out a sack of ten ‘Double Downs’ in the hallway of Sidney’s hotel in the morning, then creeped into his room and stole his phone after luring him out. Sidney does have a lot of talent, and he will be a professional. I want to publicly wish the kid the best of luck next year in the big-time, especially when he faces off against Takeru Kobayashi in the finals.

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Article written by Chris Thomas

40 Comments for BREAKING: Renardo Sidney’s Phone Hacked



  1. steve
    9:12 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Love that you used 606 as the “christian” one. Being from that area code,that’s exactly how some people are here.



  2. WoogedyBoogie
    9:42 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    noone is commenting because we stopped paying attention to the “meh” humor of it all about 3-4 sentences ago. Love this site, love UK, and really enjoy laughing. But that was kinda doody…



  3. Nurd83
    9:45 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Terrible post.



  4. SexnNursinHomes
    9:47 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    you keep makin fun of his weight, but if he had you pinned down sitting on your face naked with diarrhea, I bet ya’ll wouldn’t be making fun of him.



  5. tom5673
    9:47 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    that was queer. seriously?



  6. Rush3Redux
    9:47 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I thought it was great. Not everything can be dick/ball/boob jokes.



  7. Isselgroupie
    9:48 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    #3 Your right, Terrible Post. I love my CATS, but Picking on a 19 year old… NOT COOL.



  8. uhhhh
    9:49 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    not funny, and not cool. and I’m skinny.



  9. Band Of BlueCats
    9:52 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Has anyone heard anything about how Twany Beckham is looking in practice?



  10. Chris Thomas
    9:54 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I worked really hard on this..it was funny, now leave me alone!



  11. Cal Purnell here
    9:58 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Nice Work…I’ll be sure to read it later.



  12. Rick Marshall
    10:05 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    loved it… these guys live the life, anyone who cant take a joke while being a public figure is a jerk anyway. Chris keep doin your thing. props



  13. Chris Thomas
    10:07 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    10) lol

    As a 23 year old kid, I will gladly make fun of a fat 21 year old kid who thinks its fun to fight in the stands of games with his own teammates.



  14. Cal Purnell here
    10:08 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Is Chris Thomas related to Sheray Thomas?



  15. Blah
    10:15 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    ZZZZZzzzzzz



  16. sunnycat
    10:22 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    He better be learning a foreign language if he plans on playing ball anywhere other than MSU. He is one lazy moth#$^*cker. I can’t believe MSU went to so much trouble to get him eligible and he doesnt have the energy or desire to stay on the floor for more than five minutes at a time. And he is clearly a trouble maker and a cancer to his team.



  17. The Rock
    10:24 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    If the Erupption Zone really wanted to be the best, they’d play the song on this video when Sidney was at the free throw line. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bohK2Zyh1D8#t=00m03s



  18. echo 1
    10:36 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    He is so chubby, he can’t find his chubby.



  19. nic
    10:37 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    this post is the opposite of funny



  20. Bryan the Intern
    10:45 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    This is why you are the least favorite blogger on this site. Or at least thats what I am told.



  21. joe
    10:56 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Yahoo article quotes beinser:

    http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Hopefully-we-ve-seen-the-last-of-ESPN-s-ill-conc?urn=ncaab-321951

    – Kentucky Sports Radio blogger Thomas Beisner: “Renardo Sidney ate the other camera angles.”



  22. BTI you suck
    10:56 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    bti, is that you?



  23. Lincoln Park
    10:56 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Nope, 20. It’ll always be you.



  24. I
    11:17 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    wow…jones and beez need to not let 12 year olds post on this site…and its starkville not starksville



  25. EW
    11:33 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    Are you guys still making fun of Sidney’s weight? MOVE ON. It wasn’t funny yesterday and it isn’t funny now. It’s posts like this that keep this site from being really good.



  26. UibleedblueK
    11:43 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I know I’m probably the last person out there who doesn’t know the answer to this question, but can anyone tell me what was up with the “FTL” signs at the game?



  27. Todd
    11:47 pm February 16, 2011 Permalink

    I never comment and read the site everyday. This may be the worst post ever. No way matt or beisner approved this. As bad as the sky cam. Cmon man



  28. Jumped the shark
    2:03 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    It’s official. So long KSR, nice knowing you. Don’t worry, it’s me not you.



  29. mike
    2:44 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Bad post, not funny, nothing to do with UK. Go Cats



  30. Jorts works at Jiffy Lube
    3:00 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    I’m pretty sure Shaq was considered fat too.



  31. Lando CALrisian
    8:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Terrible……
    This a part of this site and UK “fandom” I can do without.

    Awful, tasteless, and cruel. I can take a joke as much as the next person, but this is classless. He’s still a kid. I usually enjoy the posts on this site, but fat jokes and phone hacking is classless. Remember the outrage we had when Boogie’s phone was hacked? How is this any different? The answer is, it’s not. It’s an invasion of privacy and it’s uncalled for with no place in college sports. Yeah that makes KY and UK look real classy!! I hope they track each one of them and prosecute them.



  32. Moesha
    8:56 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Why do people hate this post? I get the feeling that if Franklin or Beisner posted this, most of you would be praising its awesomeness. Exhibit A: Nobody criticized Beisner for making 2,000 fat jokes about Sidney during the live blog (almost all of which were, in fact, hilarious…and I say that as a fat guy). Some of you just refuse to accept anybody or anything new.



  33. Moesha
    8:59 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    And what’s with the “oh this is classless” BS? Is this suddenly The New Yorker? This site was practically built on premature ej. and abortion jokes for Christ’s sake. Fat jokes are mild by comparison.



  34. Photoman
    9:03 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Jesus, that was horrible. Can you all axe some of these “bloggers?”



  35. settle down
    10:10 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    31 – “I hope they track each one of them and prosecute them”…do you seriously think the texts/vms quoted in this post actually happened? would if help if this were posted by ‘Not Chris Thomas’?



  36. settle down
    10:11 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    *would it help, not would if help.



  37. BCO
    11:07 am February 17, 2011 Permalink

    This should have been titled “BREAKING: Anything that Renardo Sidney stands on…”



  38. Skinny cooks can't be trusted
    3:15 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    Mean people suck!



  39. Isselgroupie
    3:31 pm February 17, 2011 Permalink

    #31…. ABSOLUTELY RIGHT…. WELL SAID!



  40. pooter
    7:33 am February 18, 2011 Permalink

    a pooter in all your faces.