(From left to right, Mosley, Winders, Macon Vol Fan and me….the Crippled is Payne)
As the South Carolina game rolls on into infinity, thoughts immediately go to the various dance teams. Once again, LSU has brought an A+ quality performance and is certainly the leader in the clubhouse. I am not sure exactly what happens in the Bayou state, but a combination of relatively good weather, a tendency to have a laid-back lifestyle, the civil code and staying in shape by running from hurricanes produces beautiful women who are ready to dance. South Carolina has a decent performance, but their numbers are few….it looks as if even they have given up on the season. We will keep you updated.
Anthony Randolph is an interesting player to watch in person….potential Top 5 pick, but perpetually looks like a clown that is about to cry. He is extremely “long”, but he never seems to exert energy….think Joe Crawford without an undershirt.
Randy Snowden of Danville, Kentucky just came up to me and asked if I would say hi to Danville….so I just did.
Our friend Macon Vol Fan is already beginning his stream of terrible jokes. A few from the first game (feel free to add your own rimshot).
“When South Carolina loses, their section will really clear out…..like LSU’s coach’s forehead!”
“I bet Bruce Pearl is at this game scouting….the LSU dance team!”
37-34 South Carolina at half….the man in front of me has on mom jeans….today is a good day.