Earlier this week, Billy Gillispie made headlines when he announced that he’d be in attendance for tonight’s game between Kentucky and Texas A&M. But as it turns out, Billy Clyde will not be in attendance for the match-up in Reed Arena. This according to a report from the Dallas Morning News. He will not attend today’s game because he was unable to tie up loose ends in his move from Lubbock. Gillispie, who still lacks a sense of self-awareness, never viewed his attendance as a big deal. “I was simply going to watch a game, but now I’m not.”
No word yet on what Perry Stevenson plans to do with the ten bushels of tomatoes he purchased.