Want a great example? Last night Bill Self was talking at Kansas’ Midnight Madness and said this. “They didn’t beat us. We ran out of time.” Last time I checked Bill, when time runs out the game is over. Here are some similar outlandish quotes by other college basketball coaches.
“I’m not done recruiting, I just ran out of scholarships.” -Rick Pitino
“I’m not going bald, my head is just running out of hair.”- Bill Self
“I didn’t throw that chair, I was giving it to someone standing.” -Bob Knight
“Our players weren’t academically ineligible, they were just taking fake classes.” – Roy Williams
“My nose isn’t that big, my face is just really small.” -Coach K
“I did not mean to send a creepy tweet, it was supposed to be a creepy text.” -Tom Crean
“I didn’t stop drinking, I just ran out of beer.” Billy Gillispie