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Bill Self Says Some Dumb Things

Matthew Mitchell pulls this off way better than Bill Self.

Matthew Mitchell pulls this off way better than Bill Self.

Want a great example? Last night Bill Self was talking at Kansas’ Midnight Madness and said this. “They didn’t beat us. We ran out of time.” Last time I checked Bill, when time runs out the game is over. Here are some similar outlandish quotes by other college basketball coaches.

 

“I’m not done recruiting, I just ran out of scholarships.” -Rick Pitino

“I’m not going bald, my head is just running out of hair.”- Bill Self

“I didn’t throw that chair, I was giving it to someone standing.” -Bob Knight

“Our players weren’t academically ineligible, they were just taking fake classes.” – Roy Williams

“My nose isn’t that big, my face is just really small.” -Coach K

“I did not mean to send a creepy tweet, it was supposed to be a creepy text.” -Tom Crean

“I didn’t stop drinking, I just ran out of beer.” Billy Gillispie

 

 

Article written by Nick Roush

"Look upon the doughnut, and not upon the hole." @RoushKSR

37 Comments for Bill Self Says Some Dumb Things



  1. Not Nick Roush
    2:38 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m not a horrible writer, I just enjoy over reporting a quote in a failed attempt at humor.”



  2. Head Bussa
    2:41 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Let him say what he wants. We know that if those two teams played ten times Kansas would be VERY lucky to win even once.



  3. theSkinny81
    2:44 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Kansas had 80 minutes to beat UK, and still lost by 18….



  4. Beeler
    2:45 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “Calipari doesn’t cheat, but he has two final fours vacated.”



  5. Wildcatfan79
    2:54 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    4- your not really gay u just have a pecker in your mouth! Bitter troll



  6. Nick Roush 1
    3:02 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Nick “Last time I checked Bill, when time runs out the game is over.”??? That was the best you one liner you could come up with? You had all day to think about it. Come’onnnn man



  7. 911
    3:11 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I didn’t cum inside her, I didn’t pull out fast enough.” Prick Pitino



  8. LA
    3:18 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Bill, last time I checked 18 points is a pretty good ass whoopin. Oh, and UK took their foot off the gas and cold have won by 36, but we ran out of time!!!!!!



  9. johnblinkybolton
    3:22 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Does anyone remember having one doubt UK had it in the bag during that game? Come’on Bill



  10. Brink
    3:36 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    9 in a word no.



  11. RickyP
    3:36 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m not done screwing you, I just ran out of erection” – Rick Pitino



  12. RickyP
    3:38 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m not trying to buy your silence, I just worry about a skank without health insurance” – Ricky P



  13. MC Hammer
    3:39 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m not poor, I just ran out of money.”



  14. Bill Gillispie
    3:41 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Too soon. Lol.



  15. Wow
    3:48 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Moderators in 3…2…1…



  16. Hellen Keller
    3:49 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    I’m not blind I just ran out of eyesight



  17. Agreed
    3:53 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Please allow mySELF, to introduce…….mySELF



  18. Bruce Pearl
    3:59 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Those really weren’t guns, we just ran out of weapons!



  19. Kevin
    4:11 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    I guess KU did not beat Memphis years ago for the NCAA title. The time just didn’t run out quickly enough for Memphis.



  20. Robukpt
    4:23 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    #5 I laughed so loudly my mom yelled at me from upstairs.



  21. Out of Reach
    4:37 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Dick Doush says some dumb things: “Last time I checked Bill, when time runs out the game is over” What was it the first time you checked Gump?



  22. Coach Cal
    4:57 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “We aren’t afraid to play in Indiana, we just want to play in a bigger venue”. Oh wait, these quotes are supposed to be fake?



  23. Nick Roush
    5:02 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I’m not really a journalist but i practice with Mad Libs in my free time”



  24. Coach Cal also says
    5:06 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    22- IU needs UK more than UK needs IU, and I believe at one time IU had a coach named Bob Knight that refused to play UK anywhere but neutral sites, sounds hypocritical, we would never rush the court after beating IU, we wouldnt rush the court for anyone, IU can be replaced on a schedule, UK CANT



  25. Nutsacc in Long Beach
    5:41 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    @too funny….



  26. Don
    5:42 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    So they ran out of time twice?



  27. Messenger44
    6:19 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “I didn’t stop practicing law, I just ran out of books!”



  28. Wild Turkey 101
    6:38 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    …and the Reds ran out of innings.



  29. Sources Close To The Peogram
    6:48 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    I didn’t make that up, I just ran out of sources !



  30. gr8ness
    6:49 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Well said 24. IU fans are liberals, if they say something enough times it will become true. A lot like revisionist history.



  31. Ralph Hacker
    6:50 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    I was a bad announcer, I just ran out of time to practice.



  32. Ralph Hacker
    6:50 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Sorry…I wasn’t (not was)



  33. Ole Roy Williams
    7:00 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    That daggum Bill Self tried to up stage our tutu Madness. Can’t do anything for some daggum glory hound trying to out do you. Ole Roy told those daggum people in Kansas, before I left, they should not trust that daggum Self. Between that daggum Self, those Daggum African American classes and that daggum Hansborugh woman…thay are going to drive Ole Roy crazy. Excuse me now…Ole Roy is going to go cry !



  34. B Howard
    8:25 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Speaking of goofy statements, “Having five first round NBA draft picks would be the greatest day in UK basketball history”- John Calipari



  35. John Ellis
    9:04 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    “We didn’t get beat by UK, we just ran out of team.” Seriously that Kansas team shouldn’t have made the Sweet 16.



  36. Ben Howland
    9:43 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    Gr11tness



  37. barn
    9:56 pm October 13, 2012 Permalink

    4–we know you’re not really sucking it. you’re just holding it in your mouth