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Behanan picks the Filthy Cards

The state’s top-rated high school basketball player, Chane Behanan, has committed to be one of “The Boys”.  The Bowling Green star, who is now miraculously being listed at 6’8″ in his commitment stories, picked the Cards and told Evan Daniels of Scout.com that “We will be unstoppable”.  He also noted that Pitino followed him “everywhere” during the summer, which was perfectly fine until Glenn Hogan kept pulling up his shorts and asking him what he had under there.

Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in mourning the death of Chane Behanan’s NBA Dreams.

Article written by Thomas Beisner