First of all lets face facts. Peyton and Eli Manning are not pretty men. Whereas their dad Archie seemed to have been blessed with the look of a handsome Mississippian, Peyton and Eli both look like they spent slightly too much time in the birth canal and both have a sort of distorted, non-centered facial structure. I dont say that to be mean to the guys, but just to highlight to what extent being an NFL player must help with the ladies. Above you see little Eli out with a beautiful young woman and looking as if he is approximately three sheets to the wind and seeking to take on Kyle Orton in the “drunkest NFL quarterback” race that is currently being promoted in the offseason. While I have always had a certain fondness for the Mannings, this picture makes me slightly jealous. Eli is getting ladies of this quality, playing in the NFL and still looking like an idiot. Life is not fair.
And maybe if this picture gets in the right hands, the Jared Lorenzen era can begin officially in New York!