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aUKward Fan Photos: Chapter 6

 

 

KSR readers, much like the mailman, you continue to deliver. We are now on our sixth chapter of the aUKward Fan Photo series. If you’ve missed any of the prior entries, here they are.

Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4, Chapter 5

 

Up to this point we’ve had oversized jerseys, gold chains, belly button rings, Hooters’ outfits, and face paint.  We’ve had horrendously decorated mantles and a guy caught staring at a cheerleader’s behind.  I’m excited about the direction we have this going. I wish Antoine Walker could invest in awkward Fan Photos, because our stock is going to continue going up.

 

Speaking of ‘Toine, tonight Drew Tipton of Catlanta, GA delivers the goods.

 

She writes:  “Hey Aaron, I was born in Pikeville but my family moved to Lexington when I was 3. My parents and sister still live there. I went to college at Furman University (whoo-hooo Frank Selvy) and now I live in Atlanta and work as an accountant. [Editors note: I had to google Frank Selvy. He once had a 100 point game for Furman in the 90’s. That’s a lot of points.] I’d like to think I grew out of my awkward stage/nerdiness from my photo, but I suppose the fact that I’m an accountant doesn’t quite help my argument. I’ve been a UK fan since birth. Both of my parents are from Lexington and I grew up going to the games at Rupp. I went to the Sweet 16/Elite 8 in Atlanta this past year and just got tickets to the Champions Classic in November. Love some Catlanta. My older sister was nice enough to send me this gem of a photo from “UK day” in elementary school. I’m still trying to decide which was worse: the double chin or the Antoine Walker jersey. Go Big Blue!”

 

 

Drew, just so you know, if I was listing the things I noticed in this picture in order, the double chin would be last. Also, (I’m showing my age little here) I thought it was a Mashburn jersey.  And if we are being completely honest, KSR readers, I thought Drew was a boy until we exchanged a couple of emails about the photo.

 

Here are my observations (in order):

 

1.) Pom Pom Hair. Look, I’ve done it. You’ve done it. Everyone has taken a pom pom, put it on their head, and put on a hat over it. But Drew has done it, taken a picture of it, AND worn it to school.  I can’t imagine how annoying that must have been.

2.) The turtleneck. Think hard, you guys. Can you think of the last time you saw a non school teacher or bank teller wear a turtleneck? I can’t. In fairness to Drew, turtleneck/dickie popularity was at it’s all time height during the time period this photo was taken.

3.) The hat/button combo. The pom pom and the white hat with the huge blue “K” was not a spirited enough look for Drew. She looked in the mirror and said “You know what this outfit is missing? A HUGE UK pin. Yep, gotta get that pinned right off to the side… Perfect.” Drew, agree to agree.

4.) The glasses. Once upon a time, I also had a pair of horrible glasses. I’m not sure why I ever had them. I have 20/20  vision. But for a period of time I had some red framed glasses that were similar in style to the glasses Sally Jesse Raphael wore.  I’ll give you a pass on the glasses, Drew. Lens Crafter’s design game struggled in the 90’s.

5.) The jersey. This ‘Toine jersey is either from the ’94-95 season or the first half of the ’95-96 season (before UK switched to the denim). It’s APEX. You know how I know? I had the blue Tony Delk version. In fact, I still have it. Some of you probably do too.

6.) The double chin. I blame it on the turtleneck.

 

Thanks to Drew for participating. As always, If you want to participate, you can reach me on email or twitter. Email me at [email protected] or tweet to me @AFlenerKSR.

Article written by Aaron Flener

John, I was first team All-State. I can put the ball anywhere I want to. I'll make it rain out here.

18 Comments for aUKward Fan Photos: Chapter 6



  1. Romney's Eyelash
    9:47 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    I have definately blinked more than Obama’s! Fact bruh!



  2. jj
    9:49 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Nothing better than providing our rivals with pictures to make fun of us for.



  3. tdogg40330
    10:03 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    2) If our rivals are on this blog, then they have no room to make fun of anyone



  4. AMG
    10:10 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Ive never done pompom hair. I’m sorry, this series is just not working.



  5. UKfan82
    10:23 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Hahahaha too funny



  6. sahump1
    10:24 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Twitter seems to be slow or unresponsive. Why is that?



  7. Seriously
    10:25 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    These posts make me pine for BTI. And if this dead horse ever does move, I’m betting on Joker to win Coach of the Year.



  8. KSRreactstothenews
    10:26 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Catspause is saying the twins have decided and it is a premium article. since this site only reacts to news, anyone know what the article says?



  9. UKBlue
    10:27 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    This has to be one of the dumbest segments in KSR history



  10. Bleaker
    10:29 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Of course the twins have decided. They are announcing tomorrow.



  11. tdogg40330
    10:34 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    8) it says a source has been told they are coming to UK, we’ll see shortly.



  12. Ap
    10:48 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Since Maryland coaches were in Texas today, what do you think? Last ditch efforts or victory lunch.



  13. Frank Selvy
    10:49 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    Selvy dropped 100 in the 50’s actually. Also he was from Corbin, KY and Rupp didn’t offer him scholarship



  14. Obama
    10:51 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    I just got pounded.



  15. Harvard Drop Out
    11:33 pm October 3, 2012 Permalink

    These posts are getting old. KSR needs to keep looking for someone that can actually write something worth reading. I’d rather watch the beating UF gave us than read another post by this guy.



  16. Hal
    12:06 am October 4, 2012 Permalink

    so we’re still gonna do this post?



  17. BobWowzer
    7:28 am October 4, 2012 Permalink

    If u don’t like the post….THEN DON’T READ IT. A lot of us do like it so just send in your picture and scroll past without reading while we laugh at your silly picture.



  18. #TeamJennifer
    2:31 pm October 4, 2012 Permalink

    Hahaha, this is a classic pic and I love it. I’m jealous that elementary students outside of Louisville experienced “UK day”, while we had to participate in “Team Spirit” day, which could have more easily been termed “UK vs. UofL day”.
    I look forward to this hilarious post every week, thanks Aaron!