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Alexander Graham Bell’s Saturday Night Post



To commemorate this horrible Saturday of UK hoops, let’s pay homage to the inventor of the telephone – Alexander Graham Bell would have turned 166 this Sunday. Bell was quite the inventor and man-of-many-hats during his time, including being one of the founders of a person favorite of mine National Geographic Society. However, some would call Bell by a different title – thief. Those familiar with the Elisha Gray vs. Alexander Graham Bell controversy will recall that some claim that Bell stole the telephone, his most famous ‘invention’, from Gray.

Speaking of steals – Arkansas’ Mardracus Wade racked up 4 steals and Coty Clarke nabbed 3 steals tonight versus Kentucky.

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– Well, that sucked. Arkansas beat Kentucky 73-60 tonight in Fayetteville. Check out Drew’s in-depth recap of the disappointing evening.

– After the loss, Lunardi now has the Cats back OUT of his latest Bracketology. However, despite the Ole Miss loss today, he has them in. Hmmm…

– 11 of the 12 teams in Lunardi’s “First Four Out,” “Last Four In” and “Next Four Out” were all in action today. Of the 11 teams that played, 7 came away with a loss. The bubble picture hasn’t cleared up much this week, but perhaps the good news is that other teams in similar positions to Kentucky have been losing as well.

– All hope is not lost for securing a semi-easy route in the SEC tournament. Andrew McCarthy pointed out that, thanks to that Ole Miss loss today, Kentucky can secure the double-bye in the SEC tournament if they beat Georgia this week. March 13-17 should be a raucous time in Nashville, and here’s to hoping the Cats show their best down there.

– This guy was the hero of the night, providing laughs for all. Whoever guesses what’s inside this man’s front pocket wins a prize from Drew. (hint: the prize is a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco.)

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– The loss was filled with depressing stats, one of which was a season low 5 assists. In fact, the 5 assists were the lowest of the Calipari era at Kentucky. #ShellFish?

– Kentucky once again failed to show the same “fight” on the road as they have shown recently at home. Kentucky has been able to overcome runs by the opponent when in the safety net of Rupp Arena, but when teams go on big runs on the road, Kentucky seems to back down from the challenge. “They never turned on the fight, and that disappointed me,” said John Calipari after the game. 

– Even after the poor showing and lack of fight today, Calipari still feels confident that his team is capable of making a run… “if they put it together.” Time is running out with only 2 games remaining before one final chance to make a run in the SEC tournament.

Archie Goodwin made an interesting post-game comment about how he thought UK had “jumped that wall and would be able to run through the rest of these teams.” The 3-game winning streak (all at home) was nice, but was that really cause for feeling that UK could run through the rest of the opponents on the schedule?

– After Wednesday night, were you thinking to yourself: How could Mississippi State beat anyone? Me too. Yet somehow Ole Miss managed to lose to Mississippi State today. Kentucky might have a love/hate relationship with Ole Miss after the Rebels’ play in the last few weeks. When Ole Miss performs poorly, one of Kentucky’s few one time “quality wins” loses value. When Ole Miss performs well, they potentially move into Kentucky’s slot for a spot in the field of 68. I’m not sure what we want Ole Miss to do at this point.

Ryan Kelly returned back for the Duke Blue Devils tonight, who beat Miami in a close game. You’ll remember that last time Duke played Miami, they were absolutely crushed by the Hurricanes. That was a fun night to post And tonight is the opposite of that.

– Julius Randle won a state championship tonight. In doing so, he dropped 34 points, 20 rebounds, and 6 steals. The kid is a pure hoss and we’d love to add him to the 2013 recruiting class. Come down, Julius.

Alright, kids. I am semi depressed about the game. Lets all go to sleep and wake up tomorrow to a new day where UK basketball doesn’t lose in SEC play. See you then.

Article written by Chris Thomas

55 Comments for Alexander Graham Bell’s Saturday Night Post

  1. KC
    11:36 pm March 2, 2013 Permalink

    Ole Miss is in the Next 4 out. Tennessee is in though after being swept by Georgia.

  2. Lunardi = Crackhead
    11:48 pm March 2, 2013 Permalink

    How in Hades is Tennessee moved up to the First Four In after getting beat by Georgia today and their record going to 17-12. And Ole Miss gets beat by a Mississippi St. team that is better suited for Division II and remain in. Meanwhile, UK loses at Arkansas, who is practically unbeatable at home, and drops to the First Four Out. Lunardi has officially lost any credibility with me.

  3. Hicks
    12:08 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    The defense is what it is. If this team wants to have a chance to win games they need 5 guys in double figures and everyone needs to grab at least 3 boards. If we don’t score we won’t win, each guy just has to figure out how can I get 10 points and help my teammates get their 10. At this point everyone has to score, everyone has to rebound or we won’t win. Our best offense is no one in the paint and beat your man with one dribble with everyone who’s not a 3 point shooter crashing the boards. Harrow can beat his man if he can hang on to the ball. Archie can beat his man if he can hang on to it. I’m tired of seeing our wings run from side to side never getting a look and our rotation of the ball is so slow it wouldn’t matter anyway. Spread the floor, pick and roll, run back door cuts and if we’re gonna go down, let’s go down running instead of standing still. The press hasn’t worked all year all we end up doing is giving up easy buckets and terrible mismatches. No more switching, no more press.

  4. niaps
    12:39 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Forget it we do not deserve to go , we cannot lose to a team with an 85rpi and expect to go. We got punked tonight as simple as that. Harrow sucked yet again and u cannot win with crappy guard play. These guys need to stay home after being embarrassed by yet another bad team. Just a terrible recruiting year as the talent is just not there.

  5. dont geek
    1:06 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I know whats in his pocket.. its his brother colanal sanders recipe. 11 herbs and spices

  6. The Truth
    1:21 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    It’s clearly his program guide.

  7. The Truth
    1:33 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Let me rephrase, his fanny-pack groin fat has clearly swallowed his program guide.

  8. Lance
    1:50 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I am so tired of creating scenarios where this team MAKES the tourney. We are Kentucky and we shouldnt be struggling to just get in. End the season now, who cares. This team is horrible and a complete embarrassment to the commonwealth’s team. Pull every scholarship and start new next year. I’ve always supported the past teams but I’m done withthese guys, not one deserves to wear that uniform.

  9. UKHoopshysteria
    1:58 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    How on earth can an opposing team or fan base say Cal is a “cheater?” If that were the case wouldn’t we have a better team on the floor? Guess this season dismisses any truth to that nonsense.

    Lastly I must say our guards are awful. Fundamentally, ball movement/passing is horrible and they have no idea how to attack full court pressure. Guards should avoid turning your back to the pressure as well as getting trapped in the corners. Furthermore, if your man goes to double flash to an open area.

  10. FreshmanFoundation
    2:38 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    To the people who keep saying some fans need to give it a break, these kids are just freshmen. Well, I got news for ya….this is going to be the case virtually every year while Cal is here.

  11. The Truth
    3:05 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Ill say one thing, your not a true fan if you give up during adversity. There are still Louisville Florida and f***ing Arkansas fans talking trash about our team. Any Kentucky boy who does the same is a helluva little prick.

  12. El Guapo
    3:07 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    These guys better go get drafted while they can this year.

    They won’t get drafted OR see the floor if they stick around another season, with the exception of Nerlens.

  13. The Truth
    3:07 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    The truth about this team is its ours, and they need us like we need them. Get over your egos and be there for your team.

  14. El Guapo
    3:07 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    11. If our players are happy to give up during adversity, why should we care any more than they obvious do (not)?

  15. UKGrad04
    4:06 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Good grief. Some of you just insist on being miserable, which makes me sad. I’m still balancing the glow of last year’s championship with the beaming of the prospect of another next year. Try it; it’s a much easier way to live.

  16. BleedBlue
    4:42 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I hate to say this but just getting in the tournament is not going to be the answer. So what we get in??? If we don’t lose the first game we will lose the second. The kids have more give up and whining in them than anything I’ve ever seen. And for WCS to say some people didn’t show up is ridiculous. He needs to show up at practice to the damn free throw line. He has a worse percentage than Howard does on the NBA. Help your teammates. Don’t throw them under the bus. They all sucked today. 5 assists shows how much they like to create shots for each other. Next year will be another story. UK will go on and be a power program with or without any of these kids playing there. Sad thing is that a bunch of these kids would be good if they played for each other by passing the ball. So next year they might be pretty good with the stars coming in (just coming off the bench) unless Noel stays. That man is playing every minute. We lost our heart when he went down. He’s the only one that always had it.

  17. Kevin C.
    6:08 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Archie’s post-game comment epitomizes what’s been wrong with this team from day 1, and why they were an utter disappointment this year. WCS has made similar statements a few times this year. I know Julius, Nerlins, Jarrod, and Kyle weren’t guilty of such immaturity, but you could certainly see it with Alex and Archie…and WCS, at times, from his tweets/comments. You can’t coach stupidity or arrogance out of a kid. Cal hit a wall with a few of these kids early in the season, because of character flaws that simply can’t be corrected, except by the individual. I’ll be glad to see Alex and Archie gone, because they were never really true UK players to begin with, and Alex in particular hasn’t been worthy of a D1 scholly….and certainly not of one from UK. WCS could still be a great team player, but it sounds like Cal is already resigned to him being gone as well.

  18. Just saying
    6:36 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Anyone ever think that these kids do get it?? I personally think that with the true exception of Alex, these guys are playing ABOVE their potential. Harrow is a skinny, timid kid that has 3 really bad games all year, all ending in a loss but he was NEVER considered a leader. NC State had no issues with him leaving and moved their SG to the PG spot because they knew he was a better player. Archie is innately selfish, and has no honest basketball talent. He can’t shoot, not a great finisher at te rim and refuses to play team ball. Mayes was playing at Wright State last year, and this is his 3rd college in 4 years, and he’s our “experience” and our “catalyst”. WCS was playing FOOTBALL last year. Poison was a walk-on, hood is coming off a major knee injury and wasn’t that good before that. Wiltjer is a sharp shooter, that’s it. He’s slow and weak, but we knew that last year.

    The point is our guys are simply not that talented. Every Cal team I’ve ever seen had atleast one guy that you knew would dominate his guy, and when times were tough you simply give him the ball and say “go make a play”. This doesn’t have either of those. And sadly, all we have talked about all year is the number of draft picks on this team. If Noel goes, and he will, we’re likely talking about 4 guys leaving for the NBA coming off a 12-13 loss team and a possible NIT team, think about that for a second. Someone is wrong, either these guys are not NBA players, or Cal really let this team down. Personally I think the former is more the truth.

  19. Perspective
    6:47 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I am also disappointed that Goodwin and Poythress haven’t lived up to our expectations. But that’s just it. We have had so many amazing freshman that have did great things in their first and only year. We have lost our perspective. If these guys were freshman role players on a team with solid upperclassmen, we’d be excited about their future with the team. That being said, I would still be concerned with Goodwins selfishness and Poythress lack of drive and desire. The rest of this team is made up of a bunch of role players thrust into bigger roles than they can handle. Hopefully next years freshman will be like the ones we’ve had the past three years.

  20. Stevie Ray
    6:56 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Reckon Sean Woods knew what he was talking about?

  21. historybuff
    7:27 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    File this under ‘runs in the family’. Alexander Graham Bell’s family. AGB’s great grandson, Kendall Myers, a very educated and erudite man, is in prison for life for stealing classified information from the government and passing it to the Cubans. You can look it up.

  22. steve
    7:47 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    The reason we only had 5 assists is because our guards could not get the offense started until 9-10 sec left on shot clock. Dribbling the ball 45 ft from the basket doesn’t equate to offense.

    1 year out of the last 4 is a great % for Cal. I think Cal knew how limited this team would be given how many players we missed on late last year. Shabazz, Anthony Bennett, Mark Lyons, Alex Oriakhi, Gary Harris, Arsalan Kazemi, to name a few. Hopefully next year this situation gets resolved given what we will have to work with.

  23. Bledsoe's Biceps
    8:00 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I agree with 22 on the lack of assists. It wasn’t selfishness. The dribble drive offense simply has not been a good fit for this team. They pass the ball around the perimeter until 10 – 12 seconds are left, then they finally decide someone needs to get a shot off. All year I’ve said they have been running the modern version of the 4 corners offense. Sometimes it also looks like the Harlem Globtrotter weave. But we aren’t playing the Washington Generals.

  24. R. Cansaw
    8:09 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    The ancient hog wears his fanny pack inside his Dollar Store jeans.

  25. Steve
    8:09 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Forgot Montrezl Harrell who we went after as well. Seemed like every transfer that hit the wire in 2012 we were after and we got one, Julius Mays thank goodness. Cal Knew Cal knew.

  26. not dead yet
    8:20 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Come on naysayers…we are exactly where we wanted to be…when we had 6 games left i said we needed to win 4 of them to get in…if florida and missouri were in the four…we now can win 5 if we win the next two…arkansas is a tough place to play for anyone…the kids without noel have come together and stepped it up…don’t be suprised if they win out and make some noise in the tourney…this team is better than you think and going to suprise some people

  27. SexnNursinHomes
    8:30 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    eff that old bastard ark fan, I didn’t think ark had shitty fans. I was wrong.

    Looking at that old bastard again, I just want to punch him in the mouth. Just shut up old man, just shut up. Come into Rupp next year and you are gonna get your ass blown out. Just like in 2012 when we won it all you old man. Don’t remmeber that do you old man. huh? UK busting that ass last year. yeah yeah old man, forgot about that huh???

  28. SexnNursinHomes
    8:32 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Seriously that photo makes me want to drive down to ark and find that old man’s trailer and just point my finger in his face for 3 solid hours. I hate you old ark man. I hate your guts and I hope your wife beats you on a daily basis.

  29. the yo
    8:37 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    cut witltjer. dude’s retarted.

  30. YouDidn'tSeeWhatEyeSaw?
    8:39 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    UK was handcuffed by not being able to foul (limited bench) and Arkansas having unlimited fouls. Why unlimited? 3 reasons 1)Doug Shows hates Cal 2) Because of that the officials let UofA hack away more than a serial killer 3) Deeper bench with more fouls to give. Hogs led with fouls at the half 10-8, but we did by the end of the game 24-21. These UK kids reacted similarly as they did at Tennessee when they were unprepared without Nerlens. Also when you’ve got a guy in your grill trying to steal the ball it takes more energy to fight him off or get away. We don’t have enough decent bench players to sub for tired players.

  31. SexnNursinHomes
    8:46 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    30- I saw exactly what you saw. But other UK fans would rather put their heads in the sand and not own up to the fact we got raped. They would rather blame our players. Which I think they played confused as a result of what Doug Shows was giving them. Most people go to prison for the violence that I saw yesterday. They were allowed to assualt us, but our touch fouls got called every single time.

    I keep hearing that we played soft yesterday, and maybe we did. But I will say this, if UK was getting called on touch fouls, how would have playing “tougher” helped UK? It wouldn’t. Playing “tougher” would have resulted in more foul calls against us. This game was over before it began.

  32. GoForIt
    8:53 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    When is the last time KU, Mich St and Duke missed the Tourny. No I don’t want don’t want to go root for them just simply want to know.

  33. YouDidSeeWhatEyeSaw!!
    8:53 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    31- Without a deep bench the only way we could have combated our disadvantage would have been to be bigger, stronger, and more highly conditioned…maybe like Superman….that’s the only reason Syracuse beat them (and they have perfected the zone)

  34. SexnNursinHomes
    8:59 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    33- right on the money.

    A deeper bench may halped us put more bodies on the floor. But when I saw the discrepancy of calls between both teams, I said to myself, it makes no sense for us to play more aggressive, it will just mean more foul calls on us.

  35. oldschool
    9:19 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    please pay attention to me. all the small children I had locked in my closet escaped. I’m so lonely. perhaps a care package full of anger and negativity would brighten my mood. my stockpiles are running low and I need to post more ignorant comments. please help!

  36. bung
    9:20 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    We had 30 defensive rebounds….that is lots of chances to run down and score before the defense can set up and get their hands on us… Cal does not coach this team on how to fast break or they refuse to do it…that was our only chance because our half court offense is pretty iffy…

  37. Stone Cold
    9:25 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    UK Sucks.
    Cal is a fat piece of trash.
    He needs a bunch of nba ringers to win.
    Erin Calipari is an ugly, dirty [email protected]
    World Wide Wes buys players and uk fans are cool with it.
    Ashley Judd doesn’t have much tread left on the tires.
    UK fans are mostly rednecks.
    This entire uk squad is filled with [email protected]

    And that’s the bottom line.

    9:31 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    white people are so stupid. they get jealous of other white people who are good at sports and tear them down. they think that if your black you should be good. and when your not throw you back to the field. fact is JP & KW should be starting this year and playing the most. next year is different.

  39. Beavis
    9:32 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Hard to get an assist when you pick up your dribble at the Hogs tail. Lets give Polson some credit,,,I did not see him do that once. He kept his dribble alive and attacked the defense.

  40. Beavis
    9:33 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Oh yes,,,,,thank you for that wisdom number 37. We are so fortunate to have your posts on this site.

  41. PissOff
    9:34 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    37-Go steal some crack…you’re detoxing

  42. queifernuts
    9:47 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    dudeobviously has a cheesy gordita crunch with doritos shell!!!!!!!

  43. CatsfanMike
    10:00 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    The freshman are playing like most freshman do on the road. There are 4 or 5 freshman a year that exceed that level and recently they were Cats; that is not the case this year. Hopefully they stay and help us get number 9 next year. Cal has taken over a program that was in shambles and got us to an Elite 8, Final Four and National Championship in his 3 years. He will adjust to remedy this year’s weaknesses. Everyone calm down and root for this team.

  44. DerbyDemon
    10:01 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Ain’t we beat this horse to death yet? If UK gets in, they get in; if they don’t, they have no one to blame but themselves. This team has NO excuses for their piss-poor play. There’s not too many bigger UK fans than I, but I’m sick and tired of all the whining about why UK doesn’t win. If they had any backbone, they would find a way to win. I never thought I’d say this, but I can’t wait for football season.

  45. Ben
    10:07 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    We need to learn to play more aggressively like UL, Ark and others. We counter with hand checks and grabs that get called every time. Most refs will let you body up and push the other player around as long as you do not use your hands too agressively. The refs tend to even up fouls in the second half, so the advantage goes to the more agressive team.

    We are just not a very good team and when things go against us we get timid instead of agressive. this is just a team that has never come together and Cal cannot say anything for fear of losing it.

  46. Trevor
    10:17 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    What’s in the man’s pocket!?!?!!?

  47. Beavis
    10:49 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Coach Cal needs to start having FLOP drills. Line everyone up and on cue,,,,,everyone flops to the floor like they have been shot. If coach is not satisfied with the drill,,,,bring out the tapes and show everyone Duke reruns,,,,they are the masters. As for the hand checks,,,you see it across all of college basketball. If they do not want to call it,,,,fine,,,,but don’t let it slide for 20 minutes and then start calling it in the second half. I agree with 45,,,,the aggressive team has the big advantage.

  48. RahRah
    10:56 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I’m with sex’n & you saw. Over before it began. I still like my team.
    And I want to know what’s in the old geezer’s pocket.

  49. stonecoldclueless
    10:57 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    37**only thing i say to you is i’d wear off any tread ashley does have left

  50. macon_volfan
    11:20 am March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I’m not sure why everyone is giving all the love to the ‘double bye.’ Honestly, it’s NO different than getting the regular, old Thursday bye from the past. Do you REALLY think an AWFUL team that plays Wednesday night, with little turnaround to Thursday, will defeat the 5/6 seeds? Getting a Thur bye is important, of course, but not always necessary.

  51. secretagent0014
    1:48 pm March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I think it’s a 50% off coupon for comfortable mom jeans, extra room for the FUPA.

  52. Ken Grizzle
    2:01 pm March 3, 2013 Permalink

    Arkansas was fired up and to their credit they played a great game(as is always the case)and the officiating was inconsistent(as usual). The razorback were allowed a lot more leeway on their physical play than we were(which is also usually the case)
    The walking call on Wiltjer was a joke as was the muggings being administered to Harrow and Poythress. Shows is a joke and should be fired.

  53. Riggo
    2:05 pm March 3, 2013 Permalink

    It’s a picture of a skinny Arkansas fan with a picture of a fat Arkansas fan in HIS front pocket.

  54. Katdaddy
    8:12 pm March 3, 2013 Permalink

    I totally agree #20!

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    11:18 pm March 3, 2013 Permalink

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