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AHHHH…..IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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Flex your muscles. Beat your chest. Let out a primal roar. Kentucky Sports Radio is back this morning and the guys are ready to celebrate a fantastic Tuesday with you. Don’t leave them hanging.

Here’s what we’ll be talking about today:

* Jorts, Jorts, Jorts and more Jorts

* Perhaps the greatest tale of Billy Clyde to date

* The visit of Shabazz Muhammad and Torian Graham

* More Jorts

The comments game also continues this week and your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters.

Listen to Kentucky Sports Radio

Article written by Thomas Beisner

275 Comments for AHHHH…..IT’S THE WEDNESDAY SHOW THREAD…..AHHHHHHHH!!!!!



  1. vandylaw
    10:01 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    FIRST!!!



  2. Paul Scmidt
    10:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I heard that Jimmy Dykes was one time, two times, three times the lady!



  3. Bill
    10:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    If UK beats UT on Sunday, are we a 2 seed in the SEC?



  4. Chad Hollenkamp
    10:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts is happy there was no Wardrope Malfuction last night (unlike his look-a-like Justin Timberlake)



  5. Al's IndiCats
    10:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Did they make “Booty” calls in Biblical times?



  6. Charlie Sheen
    10:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    They took my kids away because I let them wear jorts!! WINNING!!



  7. vandylaw
    10:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    After hearing Jorts speak after the game last night, can you imagine our team last year had we not fired Billy G? From the way it sounded, everyone was going to transfer. Patterson would likely have gone pro, Miller, Liggins, and Harrellson probably would have all transferred from the way he talked. Talk about dodging a bullet.



  8. Rexington
    10:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts is definitely “bi-winning”



  9. dmc
    10:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    3)We need a Georgia loss.



  10. bcg
    10:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I actually didnt just kick john wall out of practice i made him sit in a bathroom stall. I still liked our chances at getting him though. he is a tough tough kid and would have helped us not get our butts whipped.



  11. Frankfort Dave
    10:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    If I had a dollar for every pair of jorts in Rupp last night I might have enough to pay for a Drew Franklin bar tab… well, maybe not.



  12. BBN Boy
    10:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    3. only if Georgia loses!



  13. Jorts
    10:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I am addicted to Jorts!



  14. Marc Maggard
    10:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I know its early… but please consider me to replace Zack…. You know I’m great on radio… remember the wonderful interview I did with Beas Hamga? Radio gold!!!



  15. Jamie Ecken
    10:06 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts has Adonis DNA…. Tiger Blood dripping out of his veins !!



  16. Odd Man Out
    10:06 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I already celebrated a fantastic Tuesday…but ready to repeat it all on the fantastic Wednesday!



  17. Matts Mom
    10:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, Don’t run this co-host off.



  18. congrats!
    10:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Congrats you were first! That means you weren’t doing any work and have nothing better to do than stare at ksr until a new article comes up!



  19. blue beard
    10:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    hope this clown is temporary! douche chills, much?



  20. dublar
    10:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Oh no Matt has a Sports Junkie in Zach’s seat. I thought you hated those guys.



  21. rondodo
    10:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    When did MrPhotogenic get a job on your show? I havent missed a show yet but I might turn this off if he talks anymore.



  22. Magloire Contest
    10:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Even I don’t get me.



  23. deuceshoes
    10:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Shannon Grigsby of Bellarmine Baseball fame.



  24. mattyice57
    10:10 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    March 1st, aka Jorts day, has easily been the best day of the year for me!



  25. Students Section
    10:11 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    It seems my skin is having a bad reaction to the paint remover I took a bath in last night.



  26. rondodo
    10:11 am March 2, 2011 Permalink


  27. Stroker Ace
    10:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    My dad doesn’t know what the big deal is with this “Jorts Day” stuff, he’s been celebrating that every summer since I was a kid.



  28. Al's IndiCats
    10:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    He gone I heard his parents were there to watch him play…..he’s gone



  29. mattyice57
    10:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    i can’t listen to the show…who’s the host today?



  30. The Real Pioneer
    10:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    THAT’S JORTS GAME WAS FANTASTIC LAST NIGHT!!!! HOW BOUT TALKING ABOUT SOME TROY MCKINLEY TODAY ON THE SHOW!



  31. Billy G
    10:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Can I get a DUI if I’m sitting at my desk driving the Acura on KSR? Nevermind I found my “fruity” stuff.



  32. Ukkilla005
    10:13 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    U do realize that when Cal was the coach at Memphis in the championship game he lost the game because he didnt foul on the last play??



  33. WildcatFanSince81
    10:13 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    How can a school really, in good conscious, be ready to turn their program over to a guy like Billy Clyde again? How can they say they have the best interest of their kids in mind? BCG isn’t a crazy asshole……he’s crazy WINNING!



  34. Al's IndiCats
    10:13 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy drew it up for Vandy



  35. Dale in TX
    10:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The margin of victory in last night’s game was Eloy Vargas.
    Eloy got an offensive rebound and scored on a putback.
    Neither of which was on Vandy’s scouting report!



  36. Daniel Ortons Dad
    10:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Why didn’t anybody get Daniel some jorts?



  37. UKBigDaddy
    10:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    What was that website with the conference champs again?



  38. TSlone08
    10:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts hits “the nail” on the head! (Regarding the blocked shot picture posted earlier)



  39. Al's IndiCats
    10:14 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy made some VIOLENT drawings for Stallings last night



  40. Are You Serious?
    10:15 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    35??????????



  41. Stalling's Whistle
    10:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Will Jorts’ dad’s epic mustache be on next season’s Ice Road Truckers after he finishes his role as General Custer?



  42. Al's IndiCats
    10:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    UofL will have Giant hairbrushes for senior night is what I’ve heard instead of Big Heads



  43. KingRex
    10:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Line of the night last night: Turkey Hunter posted Terrence Jones wouldn’t pass a kidney stone!!!!!!!! CLASSIC!



  44. Breaking News
    10:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes just drew up directions to get home.



  45. vandylaw
    10:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    18) Sitting in class, but same difference huh. Some of us want to get a real job.



  46. NotTheSlickistRick
    10:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    42) Will Tony Woods be carrying that hairbrush?



  47. Eloy Vargas
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Where do I find this total transformation? Does it help defense?



  48. Lando CALrisian
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    36-
    Because he wouldn’t have worn them and then called you and MFer. haha



  49. Al's IndiCats
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Is that behavior commerical for Clyde’s Bi-polar condition?



  50. Marc Maggard
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jones don’t even bother offering me the co-host job. I have turned down several better opportunities in the past.



  51. Fatman
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    is your 11-17 year old defiant……. yea its called being a teenager



  52. Don
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    play the conway song from last night and maybe put it on the website



  53. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    This “rocker” sounds like dave ramsey. Matt, are you trying to build bridges with ramsey and his mystic financial advice?



  54. FaM
    10:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Josh Harrellson once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and saying bang.

    Harrellson doesnt push himself up when doing pushups, he pushes down the earth.

    Harrellson sends blank tax forms to the govt along with his picture in a striking pose…he has never owed any money on taxes….ever.



  55. Bon Jovi
    10:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    A seventh man is wanted dead or alive!!



  56. Mike Davis
    10:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    After blocking the shot last night Josh looked at Taylor and said “Eat my Jorts” and Jones flexed somewhere in the background



  57. Fat Uof L Cheerleader
    10:20 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Wish I could have been there for you last night Vandy.



  58. Kidnut
    10:20 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Paul is on to raise our spirits.



  59. nobody
    10:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Hey Matt, how dare you! I know that spiky haired rocker dude!



  60. Coyote
    10:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Aawwwwwwwwwww J-O-R-T-S JORTS! JORTS! JORTS!
    Class kid-we will miss you!



  61. Norm
    10:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy Dykes dropped a “guard your yard”, and more than one “violent cuts”



  62. Retired Paul
    10:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Maybe I should just go watch the squirrels go steal food out of the bird feeder.



  63. The Noid
    10:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Is this new guy actually going to chime in at some point?



  64. Spoiler alert...
    10:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Someone will mention in game interviews



  65. Burlington_UK_fan
    10:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jorts, just living the Sheen…….



  66. Colonal Sanders
    10:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Why is Coach Cal going to break my record next year?



  67. Ricky Penetrator
    10:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I need to get me some of that hot Jorts mom action!



  68. Frankfort Dave
    10:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I didn’t know Matt was a BeBe’s kid!!!



  69. Epps2Shep
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Waiting on the Dan Owens crucifixion. Mentions Gilchrist’s mom??? What a psycho.



  70. UKBigDaddy
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, did you get to talk with Dykes before the game? I heard Shannon Spakes say JORTS, but I never heard Dykes say it.



  71. Stalling's Whistle
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Who on earth was sitting to Matt’s right last night & did his hair gel drip all over Matt’s keyboard?



  72. 501 Jorts
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jimmy has scaled it back some.



  73. NorKaneTuck
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Is Leggins turning into the Charlie Sheen of this team?!?

    WINNING!



  74. Totes M'Scrotes
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    SO, the vibe I’m getting from this Shannon The Dude character reminds me of those worthless sacks of crap from DC. Please dear God, don’t let this clown become part of the KSR show



  75. Coyote
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    After Darius and Deandre are gone next year, will we ever have another Senior night? Under Cal’s one and done program…my bet is NO.



  76. The Fonz
    10:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYY



  77. voice of reason
    10:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    so does everyone realize shabazz mohammad’s dad is ron holmes who played at the real usc? heard he looked like a badass last night…just wanted to be sure everyone knows who he is

    also his uncle is stephone paige who was a wr for the kc chiefs and a good player on super tecmo bowl



  78. Al's IndiCats
    10:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Rock the stone line Blue..Or stone the Blue Rock



  79. Stone Line Blue
    10:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Watson from Jeopardy named our band.



  80. Ralph
    10:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Would have liked to seen Calapari rock the Canadian Tuxedo for Jorts Day.



  81. GamedayJorts
    10:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    “The Rocker” does NOT have Tiger Blood or Adonis DNA…he is LOSING! Matt Jones stays WINNING!



  82. Mash Davis
    10:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Paul Schmidt says: “Sit on it Shannon the Dude.”



  83. Calipari's Hyperbole
    10:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    This guy (new co-host)is a tool.



  84. John McClane
    10:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    When Matt gets excited, he sounds like a Marge Schott impersonator.

    #winning



  85. dhighdrated
    10:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    70 – nessler definitely said jorts



  86. Dom Papa II
    10:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    We got Dakota! Who needs John Wall?



  87. Catsincebirth
    10:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Whats up with Nessler…..did anyone hear him say when Vandy cut it to four and we took it back out to 16..”We finally got it down to four and Kentucky took back out again.”….Sounded like he was rooting for Vandy to me.



  88. UKBigDaddy
    10:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Thanks, 85. I thought Matt had an inside connection over the BBQ buffett with Dykes. You let me down Matthew.



  89. Hugh Hefner
    10:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I got all the bunnies.



  90. 501 Jorts
    10:28 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    75) Hood, Polson, Poole



  91. joe
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Did Larry Vaught tuck his jersey in his jorts last night



  92. Hot Bunny
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Hugh we left a little something special for you in the grotto



  93. Larry Vaughts Twitter
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I need some help coming up with a nickname for Josh Harrelson. Please tweet me entries.



  94. Al's IndiCats
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Paul Schmit is the “ish”



  95. The Fonz
    10:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Shannon The Dude? Sit on it!



  96. ksr fan
    10:30 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dude sucks



  97. BuckCat
    10:30 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Please stop saying Dude Matt. Drew is better than the new guy.



  98. Epps2Shep
    10:30 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, can u at least try to hide your hate for this guy? This is painful.



  99. Zach
    10:31 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Getting a better job after doing this for six months was EZ.



  100. Stroker Ace
    10:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Every time Jimmy Dykes says “guard your yard”, it reminds me to remember that advice to pass along to my daughter when she starts dating.



  101. Chester
    10:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jort’s senior day was ok. But Chris Gettelfinger’s was epic.



  102. joe
    10:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    On Facebook there is a Shannon the homeless dude. Is that him?



  103. Al's IndiCats
    10:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Handsome Jimmy….A waist is a terrible thing to mind!



  104. ksr fan
    10:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I’m the same age as “dude”. I have no idea how he didn’t know who the Fonz was. I’m guessing he doesn’t know who Chuck Norris is either



  105. Fake Drew the Intern
    10:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Shannon and I played paper, rock, scissors, to see who had to co-host with Matt, and I won!



  106. The Dogan 2000
    10:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Perhaps the dude is a machine sent back thru time to do bad radio like me



  107. Lets Sign a Petition
    10:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    These “Louisville Help Wanted” ads on the radio are so annoying, easily worse than KIA commercials



  108. Epps2Shep
    10:34 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Mumford and sons ROCK



  109. Coyote
    10:34 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    90-IF they stay



  110. Just Wandering
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Did Shannon use to bunk with the “homeless guy with the golden voice” because that what his pic leads me to believe.



  111. Coyote
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    107-at least the KIA girl is cute



  112. mattyice57
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    85) he mentioned it, but then said people in Florida knows what Jorts means. What the hell did he mean by that? at that point, i thought he might of been drunk



  113. Bg Cat
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Al Indicat. Are You That Hard Up For Money That You Have To Make Half The Comments ? Maybe We Can Take Up A Collection.



  114. Larry Miller
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I am famous for my “stages of drunk-ness” stand up routine.



  115. Kidnut
    10:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    A 10 Things I Hate About You Reference! Who would have thunk it?



  116. mgcat
    10:36 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Miller also played the overly accommodating salesperson in “Pretty Woman.” And he IS a very funny guy. And smart.



  117. Catsincebirth
    10:37 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Wont have very many Senior nights in the Calapari era.



  118. Jason
    10:37 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Umm….Did Matt just seriously say that Lamb can’t create his own shot or shoot off the dribble….? WOW.



  119. Boss Hog
    10:37 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Where the hell is Enes?



  120. Jason
    10:38 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Nascar sucks



  121. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:38 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    ugh, this shannon the dude ass, and now carolina steve.



  122. ksr fan
    10:38 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, you are spot on on Kyle Busch



  123. Boss Hog
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    That UofL cheerleader is my boy, yall leave him alone.



  124. Winston
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Rick Barnes has officially withdrawn his name from consideration for the co-host spot on Kentucky Sports Radio.



  125. joe
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The Frank Stallone of Nascar



  126. Paul Schmidt
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Carolina Steve is as exciting Handsome Jimmie at a Weight Watchers luncheon.



  127. Scared to be a fan
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    117 – except every year…Next year, Vargas, Miller, Liggins. Year after that Hood. Year after that Polson & Poole. But keep telling yourself that.



  128. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:39 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    welcome to kentucky nascar radio



  129. Matt Jones
    10:40 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I fear that rock n roll is here to stay.



  130. For reals
    10:40 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Get Nascar crap Carolina Steve off the air before I shoot myself.



  131. joe
    10:40 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I hope all the booty doesn’t look like the one in the pic.



  132. For reals
    10:41 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Carolina Steve sounds like an even-more redneck/retarded Forrest Gump



  133. Dan Owens
    10:41 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Michael Jordan gambles, plays golf and butchers the king’s english. Kentucky bball is the Devil. Time for me to give Rick his daily hummer. GO CARDS!



  134. Catsincebirth
    10:42 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The seniors will be the role players and walkons….Not saying it’s a bad thing.



  135. joe
    10:42 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I think Kevin calls collect



  136. Billy G
    10:43 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I could be your new co-host, if Drew gets out of hand I’ll put him in the bathroom stall. It paid off divedends for Jorts! P.S. Can I announce like Harry Carry did?



  137. Jerry Tipton
    10:43 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    UK continues late game slide. BARELY hangs on for a victory.



  138. joe
    10:44 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jurich must have worked at a soup kitchen.



  139. Man Crush
    10:45 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Is Matt and Shannon eating at the skyline later?



  140. ukforever
    10:45 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    This guy sounds like Vanetti’s brother



  141. Marge Schott voice
    10:46 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    #84) “Smoke ’em if you got ’em!”



  142. Dan Owens
    10:46 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I sent an e-mail to Lee Todd, Barnhart, Bozich and Eric Crawford complaining that UK recruits won’t play in prestigious Derby Classic. Mean old Cal doesn’t play fair!



  143. BBN Boy
    10:46 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The UNSUNG Hero Award for JORTS!!!!!!



  144. Rick Pitino's White Suit
    10:47 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I fear nothing, well, except for the occasional black light.



  145. Dan Owens
    10:47 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    “Why did the Derby Classic have seven Memphis players the last three years he was coaching the Tigers? Because he or his assistant coaches asked us to.”



  146. Dan Owens
    10:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I got my answer. I’m too dense and short-sighted to comprehend though-

    “I’ve been trying to get UK to respond in a positive manner for a month and a half, and all I’ve gotten is, ‘This is no story. We don’t have anything to do with where our recruits play.”



  147. BearFish
    10:49 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    112 – I agree what the hell was he talking about? I thought I had missed something.



  148. Dan Owens
    10:49 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Regarding Jordan, “He plays golf, gambles and butchers the King’s English.”



  149. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:50 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    matt’s taste in music is absolutely pitiful.



  150. Let the beatdown begin!
    10:50 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Owens also referred to Calipari associate William Wesley, also known in basketball circles as “World Wide Wes,” and his relationship with Gilchrist and Gilchrist’s mother. Owens later sent an e-mail that he said was “a retraction of any false or defamatory comments.”

    Hillebrand’s e-mail disavowing Owens’ message stated in part:

    “The Festival does not endorse this e-mail nor condone its comments. … Owens is a long-time volunteer of the Festival and has been recruiting chair of the Basketball Classic for 25 years. Although we understand his passion and concern for the game, we apologize for the derogatory nature of the comments.”

    Owens told Bozich: “I shouldn’t have said anything derogatory about the Jordan game. … My purpose is to uplift or enhance the image of the Derby Festival. By attacking the Jordan game, that’s not a good way to do it.”



  151. BlueFins
    10:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The Junkies are laughing at Jones & The Dude



  152. Mike Marra's tattoos
    10:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I hope Matt picks me as Zach’s replacement. My spidey sense says I’d be a good candidate.



  153. For reals
    10:52 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt Jones in music makes me ashamed to be from the same state as he is, though I’m in the minority outside of Lexington or Louisville. But hey, every where else is pretty much in the sticks. Anyone ever been to Corbin? Uggh. I’d hate to be black and try to get off I-75 there for a Big Mac.



  154. Vaught's views
    10:52 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    UK needs to beat Tennessee and have Georgia lose to earn No. 2 seed in SEC tourney even if Vandy beats Florida. But UK needs a Georgia loss…



  155. Mr. Photogenic
    10:52 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Did my ears lie to my face or am I listening to “The Dude and The Donk” this morning?



  156. The Rick Bozich O Face
    10:52 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    go back and watch “best in show”.



  157. Al's IndiCats
    10:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    bgcat, sure I’ll take what ever you got there. I guess you don’t care for them…if thats the case, Bite me!



  158. Bob Domine
    10:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, heard you need a new co-host.



  159. ksr fan
    10:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Just so you know, Shannon the Dude, I have a brother in law that lives in my basement and plays his guitar all the damn time. It is very annoying.



  160. Jortster
    10:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Wow, held Ezeli to 9 points over average and 7 rebounds over average and almost allowed him to single handedly win game for the “Dores”. I am so proud of myself that I think I will do a little dance and proclaim to the Big Blue masses “There was no way I was going to let us lose”.



  161. Baxter1015
    10:54 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Larry Miller was “The Doorman” on Seinfeld. He was also the manager in the dress shop in Pretty Woman.



  162. For reals
    10:54 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    153 Matt Jones’ “taste” in music.



  163. BBN Boy
    10:54 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    What is he smokin?!!!!!!



  164. joe
    10:54 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    reverand do wrong shoud have called 911



  165. John Clay
    10:54 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Let’s give Jort’s the “Make a difference” award!



  166. Dan Owens
    10:55 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, drop the hammer on me!



  167. nyrmitz
    10:55 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    better the sklar brothers than the skulary brothers from Ghostbusters 2.



  168. ksr fan
    10:57 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, will you please say jinx everytime the Sklar Brothers say the same word at the same time?



  169. "TV" Teddy Valentine
    10:58 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jonesy… you just walked! Sorry! Hey, did you talk back to me? BENCH WARNING



  170. old_school
    10:58 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Coach G was well justified in booting that Wall kid. It all goes to back to doing things the right way and being tough enough.



  171. For reals
    10:59 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    And that’s why BCG should have been fired that day.



  172. Dick Gabriel
    10:59 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt heard you need a new co-host



  173. BCG
    10:59 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Zack is not moving to St. Louis, Matt had me kick you off the radio show because we I mean Matt only wants ConHosts that want tough Love…



  174. Rick Pitino
    11:01 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Ask Shannon if I can help judge the booty shakin contest with him. I’ll bring my own booty



  175. joe
    11:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    If yesterday was wear your jorts day is today burn your jorts day



  176. Dick Gabriel
    11:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I attend every UK bball/fball game. Judging by my facial expressions, I look like I’d rather suck on gunmetal than have the awesome job that I do.



  177. Al's IndiCats
    11:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Clyde+tough love= A mid-night golf outting, and DUI!



  178. BCG
    11:02 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Zack is not moving to St. Louis, Matt had me kick him off the radio show because we, I mean, Matt only wants CoHosts that want tough Love…



  179. Larry
    11:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville fan that loves the show, best local radio show period, but its not the same without zach! This new guy is gonna ruin everything!!!



  180. The Big Dominican
    11:03 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Actually didn’t really shoot that shot in the 1st half, kind of lost control of it on the way up and….ITS A MIRACLE….it went in….



  181. Shabazz Muhammad
    11:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Last night was incredible! Consider me a Cat.



  182. Mike Marra's tattoos
    11:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    My spidey sense is telling me that you handled the situation with the old lady in the gas station wrong.
    You should have just pushed her down. Preston agrees with me on this–he even says she should have black eyes and bruises.



  183. WKU Student
    11:04 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Coach Cal should kick Larry Vaught out of practice for using his Droid to tweet out how he is hearing that Charlie Sheen has gone crazy and Two and a Half Men may be in jeopardy….



  184. Runnin'Ramel
    11:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    What was the Wall reference re Gillispie? I’m not listening to the show …



  185. The Dude
    11:05 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Am I a UofL fan? Am I a sports fan at all?



  186. Jeremy
    11:06 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Jort’s real motivation for the night was Matt poking his girlfriend on Facebook.



  187. Jarrod
    11:07 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Pitino once visited the virgin islands, now they’re just the islands…..



  188. the fake reverend dowrong
    11:07 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    uh…abababa beeba baba baba uh…..uh



  189. old_school
    11:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens for President!



  190. Epps2Shep
    11:08 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    UofL senior night: sponsored by Goody hair brushes.



  191. Al's IndiCats
    11:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Tom Leach had the best yesterday. He said because of a trade with St. Louis, Jorts came to UK, with a player to be named later to St. Louis, see ya later Zach.



  192. Dick Trickle
    11:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Carolina Steve Rocks



  193. Rockfield, KY
    11:09 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    “Are those Bugle Boy jorts you’re wearing?”
    “Hell naw, ho, you know they Polo!”



  194. Nick
    11:10 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Did the Dude abide??? It sounds like Drew the Intern is the Co-host today!



  195. Mike Marra's tattoos
    11:11 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Has anyone seen my lotion? I need to get moisturized for tonight’s game so I can look my best.



  196. Nick
    11:12 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Do you think there will be a large cardboard cutout of a hairbrush at Louisville Senior night tonight??



  197. Al's IndiCats
    11:13 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan doesn’t have Tiger blood either.



  198. Derby Classic
    11:15 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I’m kicking Dan off the Derby committee because he’s a baby



  199. Dan Owens
    11:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    My butt still hurts Matt!



  200. The Rick Bozich O Face
    11:16 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens cries more than Rick Stansbury.



  201. Ricky Penetrator
    11:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    bet there will be plenty of sexy cougars tonight at the game. Gaaaa! In my pants – down the leg. Time for a nice meatball sandwich. Sleepy….



  202. NCAA tourney says
    11:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Good news! Next year 1st and 2nd round NCAA tourney games are in Louisville and Nashville. Also two of the regionals are in Catlanta and St.Louis. With a loaded team that should be in the top 5 all year looks like we will have virtual home game crowds next year in the tourney.



  203. Mike Gilchrist's Mom
    11:17 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens, be afraid sir. Be very afraid.



  204. Dan Owens pocket protector
    11:18 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    My pens aren’t the only thing seeping out my butt.



  205. TheTruth
    11:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, a Romeworthy Rant on the Derby Festival game. The best of your young career.

    In a related story, I was thinking about writing a newspaper columnist about how I hate kittens and charitable giving.



  206. Matt
    11:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Why should UK help the city of Louisville.



  207. joe
    11:19 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I wonder how many people wore jorts last night just because thats what they wear.



  208. BHarper
    11:20 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Lets name the starting 5 for UK the JORTSon 5
    and then establish Josh Harrelsons own show called
    AIR JORTSON’s



  209. Al's IndiCats
    11:20 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Time to start hatin’ on the pukey orange



  210. The Noid
    11:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Make Drew the Intern your co-host. The Dude is awful.



  211. Epps2Shep
    11:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens… “I’m a lawyer that doesn’t golf and doesn’t gamble. Bow down before me and become morally cleansed!”



  212. BHarper
    11:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Lets name the starting 5 for UK the JORTSon 5
    and then establish Josh Harrelsons own shoe called
    AIR JORTSON’s



  213. ksr fan
    11:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Shannon the dude’s opinion on Pearl makes me think he is definitely gone



  214. @JarrodHogue
    11:21 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens and Billy Clyde=Brothers??



  215. Jordan Game
    11:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Actually I am not at the Garden this year. I am being played in North Carolina.



  216. joe
    11:22 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Is the derby classic even at the yum center



  217. Matt
    11:23 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Louisville bans us from playing in the YUM!!!!!!!!!!!! So why should we help them out



  218. Bruce Pearls replacement
    11:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Will I come out and take UK head on like Pearl with my sweaty pitts orange coat, 18 year old women, and crazy antics?



  219. random fact
    11:24 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    In my car, I can get 1080 with OK to good reception between Winchester and Mt. Sterling.



  220. Billy Clyde
    11:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I golf, gamble and given some Smirnoff I butcher the Kings English…so I’m applying to hold a High School All-Star game as well



  221. Kings English IV
    11:25 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    When Dan opened up his piehole he ruined me!



  222. nathan
    11:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    the next UK class should play in the derby classic just to have an extra shoot around in Yum before the Louisville game.



  223. NCAA
    11:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    #217 so we can set the attendence record and add a little class to the place.



  224. joe
    11:26 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Does Matt like Dan Owens?



  225. BigBlueFan31
    11:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t understand why Owens wants them to play in Louisville so bad. If he’s a UL fan, and we know he is, he will get to see more of them than he wants all year while we are en route to #8 (or 9 if we shock the nation this year).



  226. HenryCoCat
    11:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    That Beach Boys song was written about a woman that now lives in Henry County Ky. Strange but true!



  227. Chester
    11:27 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan Owens needs to make the players wear bathing suits in the game. That would draw more stars.



  228. Matt
    11:28 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    224) Yea but if you need us dont slam us all year…just stupid



  229. Chester
    11:28 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    UK needs to score more points to win



  230. Mike Marra's tattoos
    11:29 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Knowles’ hairbrush and I are heading over to Kinkos to make him a big head for tonight’s game. Anyone care to join us?
    I think we may stop at Porcini’s for lunch.



  231. bossman Joe Eaton on line 3
    11:30 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    He is real and a good ole country boy! Not sure what he would score on the wonderlick test but a great worker.



  232. Tipton Hair plugs
    11:32 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Dan has a point to be dealt with. How and why would any of those top ten kids want to go meet Mr. Jordan while they could come to Louisville and have some greasy artery clogging chicken, and not want to meet Mr. Owens. World Wise has something on Mr. Jordan. I’m calling my best friend (Pete Thamel) to look hard into this.



  233. For reals
    11:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Old Boy Joe Eaton, that’s my dog!



  234. concerned Cat
    11:33 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I wish KSR would have something similar to battle of the Jaywalking All stars. My bet is on the last caller and slow Paul



  235. Jarrod
    11:34 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I think he is definitely real and great!



  236. Baxter1015
    11:34 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Chester is real. Who is the real Chester if he is the Fake Chester?



  237. Chester
    11:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I should have known noone would take the terrorist comment seriously.



  238. CATlanta
    11:35 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    He has to be real! I can’t beleive anyone can TRY to act like that.



  239. Porcini's table #2
    11:36 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Coach Rat face broke his hand so he wouldn’t go [pro



  240. Fake Chester
    11:36 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I don’t know who I am but the real Chester is for real. really.



  241. rocketcat
    11:36 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Ole boy Chester is trying to do his Roy D. Mercer impersonation…Fake all the way.



  242. KSR future hosts
    11:40 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt, please have a KSR all star show sometime. Have Chester, Paul, the Truth, and Kige on as EZ’s guest host.



  243. CvilleWildcat
    11:42 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    New KSR affiliates: Pikeville, Ft. Mitchell, and the TOKIKO Plant



  244. JT
    11:43 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Heeeeey, Be sure to tune in to KSR Thursday! JT will be live in the KSR studios!



  245. Evan
    11:44 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    EZ is leaving? Ugh…I haven’t felt this bad since Kelly broke up with Zack.



  246. bossman Joe Eaton
    11:45 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    #244 What about down on line 3?



  247. Mike Marra's tattoos
    11:47 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Just found out where my lotion went-Rick borrowed it. Apparently he’s been going through a lot of lotion lately for some reason.



  248. Charlie Sheen
    11:47 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    The wild women… the wild women… the rippin and the tearin… the rippin and the tearin!



  249. BlueFins
    11:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    When will they debate 2 1/2 Men on Around the Horn?



  250. Matt
    11:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Don’t know what kind of cable/dish package bomani has but I have all the channels and still have to watching sitcoms sometimes.



  251. Matt
    11:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    resort to watching, sorry



  252. Bomani
    11:48 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    You’re just some guy from KY Matt…



  253. Baxter1015
    11:50 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Matt if you don’t know anyone who watches Two and a Half Men? Then you don’t know many people. But then again all of your fellow Conway Twitty Fan Club Members may be in bed by the time it comes on at 9PM EST.



  254. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    There is no way that Chester is fake. You can’t make that stuff up.

    Bomani brining it, as always.



  255. JW
    11:51 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I can see BCG sitting by a 19 year old co-ed at the bar, hammered drunk saying to himself…. “WINNING”



  256. Chris Thomas
    11:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Bomani is a warlock and the world would be a better place if we could all be more like him…

    except that it would just cause a massive explosion and destroy earth due to awesomeness



  257. Tree Hugger
    11:53 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Charlie Sheen is proving that trickle down economics really works. Every gazillion dollars he spends either trickles down from his nose or off a hooker’s nipple. #winning



  258. TommyT46
    11:55 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Keven said he can still talk when he’s hurt. Hell he will be talking laying in his casket.



  259. Magloire contest
    11:56 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    There’s 32 conference tourneys



  260. Toothless Temp
    11:56 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I know a Joe Hagan!



  261. Al's IndiCats
    11:57 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Always great to listen, but…..can’t hear it the show right now with about 8 minutes to go.



  262. ksr fan
    11:57 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    If Shannon the dude is countin on this cohost job he may very well be Homeless dude with the golden voice very soon



  263. CatsFanInKnoxville
    11:57 am March 2, 2011 Permalink

    I love how the ‘Redneck’ in Shannon The Dude’s voice would come out when Matt would catch him off guard. Once he realized it, he would fix it and turn to super-cool.



  264. Drew the Intern
    12:00 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Today’s winners are #135 & #167. conrats and email me at [email protected]. Put “comment winner” in subject. thanks.



  265. Podcast problems
    1:10 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Podcast hour one cuts off right at the beginning of the John Wall/BCG story!!!!!



  266. Dale in TX
    1:39 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    40 – It is a joke. Nobody expected him to rebound and score, which is the same as the two point game differential.



  267. justin
    2:01 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    please consider fixing the podcast! it cuts off at the beginning of the john wall story.



  268. Oliver Simmons
    2:18 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    FIX THE PODCAST, please.



  269. fatcat
    3:46 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    “The way Liggins wears his socks all the way up to his crotch, we should call him LEGGINS instead”
    “yeah”
    ” Next year will be Leggins Day instead of Jorts Day”
    “Awesome”
    “I can’t wait to tell KSR”



  270. fatcat
    3:59 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    “Man, only a few more weeks and I can Twitter again.. #yeah!”



  271. FemaleWildcatFan
    3:59 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Yes, please fix the podcast!!!



  272. wannabe
    5:29 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    #270 Jeggings day?



  273. dmc
    7:01 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    Drew whats up bro?



  274. dmc
    7:03 pm March 2, 2011 Permalink

    267) Thanks for explaining that to me, I have a real hard time keeping up with all you smart witty people.



  275. Chester is Real!
    1:23 am March 3, 2011 Permalink

    I know Chester! He is real and great guy.