We’re really happy about you being in our fine state for the Ryder Cup. We really are. But, you see, there is something you need to understand. It’s ok for us to cheer. We’re the home crowd. Boo Weekley can get rowdy, Justin Leonard can yell and the fans can chant “USA! USA! USA!” because you’re on our turf. Unfortunately for you, it doesn’t work both ways. You might get away with that “Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole” cheer in Michigan. It migh be acceptable in New York. But, you see, there is something about a good Kentuckian that doesn’t take too kindly to people coming into our domain and taking a dump in our kitty litter box. So, you might want to just cool it a bit because I’d hate for you to have an incident like this and that is likely where this is headed: You getting taken to the woodshed by a guy from Pike county who’s had a few too many Fatweisers.
So, enough with the “Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole”. Seriously.