(Yes, that Coach Cal tweet is fake. But I bet you did a double-take. See, I can fake pictures better than some people. I’m naturally talented at faking, you could say.)
Carl can change the world. Carl can rebound us out of this economic recession. Carl will drive strong to the hole and fix our national healthcare crisis. Carl will end social injustices across the world with his 3-point bombing. Carl is Kentucky; Carl is you and me.
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