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A Vote For Carl Is A Vote For America


(Yes, that Coach Cal tweet is fake. But I bet you did a double-take. See, I can fake pictures better than some people. I’m naturally talented at faking, you could say.)

Carl can change the world. Carl can rebound us out of this economic recession. Carl will drive strong to the hole and fix our national healthcare crisis. Carl will end social injustices across the world with his 3-point bombing. Carl is Kentucky; Carl is you and me.

Vote Carl.


(This advertisement was paid for by the Committee to Choose Carl; The Fake Gimel Martinez, Treasurer.)

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at and, so go there when I start coasting here.