Earlier this morning, Coach Cal riled up the masses through his Twitter and Facebook accounts for tomorrow’s celebration of Josh Harrellson’s athletic accomplishments by asking what “Jorts Day” means and if he should be out in Lexington looking for a pair of jean shorts. He even asked where he could find some. Then the unspeakable happened.
People started encouraging Calipari to coach tomorrow’s game while wearing jorts. Multiple people.
While the chances of this actually happening are about as good as Eloy Vargas passing Dan Issel on the all-time scoring list, I feel like we should at least address this here for fear of a good thing being ruined. We love Josh Harrellson and we support his infatuation with jean shorts. We even support all of you dressing in your finest cut-offs tomorrow evening at Rupp. However, we here at KSR cannot collectively support an evening of celebration being sullied by our fine coach showing off a little leg. We love you, Coach Cal. But please keep your thighs to yourself.
***10 hours, 15 minutes until Jorts Day