Most people head to Oxford, Mississippi for a healthy dose of football, booze and coeds in sundresses. Drew Franklin? Well, I’m pretty sure he had the same intentions. Instead, though, he found himself (per Twitter) at 4:03 this morning with a bottle of Maker’s and a mini-horse. You can’t make this stuff up. Well, actually you can. You see, what Drew failed to mention is how he ended up walking down a highway in the wee hours of the morning with a bottle of alcohol and a tiny equine friend. So, that’s where you come in. Take your best shot at filling in the blanks and telling the story of Drew Franklin’s night below. The person with the best answer wins a date with Bryan the Intern and a child-sized “In Clyde We Trust” shirt autographed by LaDanian, Tomlin’s son.
Get after it.