A special Turkey Hunter edition of Kentucky Sports Radio starts now (show thread)
We’re all having a little trouble shaking off the weekend cobwebs this morning and getting our work face back on. Fortunately for you, Matt and Zach will have Turkey Hunter in studio this morning to help get your work week started right with a healthy dose of borderline inappropriate and hilarious commentary. It’s our Monday gift to you. Please accept it.
As was the case last week, your participation in the comments’ section gives you a chance to win some money. Each day, the two best comments will be selected by Matt and Zach and placed into a weekly drawing for $200, courtesy of Fan Outfitters. Today’s winners will be the last for the first week of the contest.
Today’s topics include:
* Looking back on the a Saturday spent beating the Cocks
* Matt recaps his afternoon of playing broadcastin doubles with Oscar Combs
* The visit of Trevor Lacey and the upcoming visit to Stan Simpson
* The potential impact of linebacker Brandon Maye
183 Comments for A special Turkey Hunter edition of Kentucky Sports Radio starts now (show thread)
I guess today we can hear the turk do work!
Guess Will finally got the Turkey Hunter’s number.
I bet Enes is Undefeated at hangman with Toney Delk on the bench during games!
is hearing the bench could see extended minutes vs South Carolina.
Matt, please remind those goobers from wazoo, UK beats Louisville by 15.
Welcome to the chat….lets get it going boys and girls
Trevor Bayne!
Will Lentz has my phone number…..but never calls.
Who shoots better?
A) Mary’s ex-husband shoots Mary in the leg … OR …
B) Pitino shoots himself down his own leg
Matt Jones welcoming us to the thread at the #6 post is like getting breaking new for Larry’s twitter.
Why does the SEC Network have to do these stupid split telecasts? I missed the UK-USC game and I’ll have to miss the UK-Ark game. Both times because of Auburn? How does UK not get their own timeslot?
Matt Jones welcoming us to the thread at the number six post is like getting breaking news for larry vaughts twitter.
Wonder what I will do for cigarettes in prison???
We saw you at the game on Saturday and just wanted to say you looked fabulous in your designer jeans….
He cut off my beard and made me eat it. (Pictured above)
turkeyhunter needs to work on his radio voice
My nation has not only voted me the best president ever, but the best human ever. I have the vote count to prove it!
Know why Matt didn’t pick Lincoln as his favorite president? Take a look at the diversity of the KSR staff…
Matt, have you heard the James K. Polk song? Is that why he is your favorite president?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6e1gLYz0g
Quit bragging about being on the Big Blue Pregame show. I have turned down at least 15 offers to do this show. They now know not to even ASK, because that’s not what I am about.
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Did anyone see the big, fat, white dude that helped Nebraska beat Texas? He looks like High School basketball player that Matt has a man crush on.
Tell Dick Gabrielle to stay away from my boy Zach. I will smack the taste out of his mouth if I have to.
I was going to do the pre-game show Saturday, but for some reason the producer was not happy with my preview of Mississippi St.
Matt…Handsome Jimmy tried making the argument that Peyton Siva could be faster than John Wall on the Wazzoo show…please take him to task for this.
I think Oscar Combs may become the next Mr Wildcat…meaning that he is so beloved by the fans and holds a special place in our heart.
Pair of Jorts, $22.50, John Wall Jersey, $200, The Voice of Matt Jones from Pikeville to Paducah- Priceless.
Matt, you’re taking over everything and I, for one, am very happy about that. You were great on all your shows Saturday and I have to say you did the pregame like you had done it for years. You and the big O rock. IMG better watch over, before long it will be the Matt Jones network.
Is hearing Matt Jones may do the pre-game show for BBN vs South Carolina!
Matt Jones is the Todd Collins of the Big Blue Network
We were on display Saturday so everyone knew Darius could man up and be THE man!
I actually been nominated for being on 3 different sitcoms. Cheers, Frasier, and Wings.
Turkey Hunter just admitted he watches Lifetime late at night!
Turkey Hunter attempting to interview Bill Keightly during the Marshall County Hoopsfest is still priceless.
I think Matt should do the pregame show more. He was much better than Dave. Plus we won by 30+ so he could be good luck?
It’s been well documented that the fine people of Turkey love the Turkeyhunterksr
Dick Gabriel is the Eloy Vargas of the BBSN.
Once South Carolina called off the dogs and went zone it was time to let the others play.
They were off the bench with over 2 1/2 minutes left. However there wasn’t a dead ball to get them in the game. Personally I would have put them in at the Under 4 timeout.
Cal leaving the players in was probably because he wanted them to learn to finish the game
How about some random station that had you guys call a day at keenland. Tomlin was there and at some point he called a horse “Grundle Donkey”. I almost killed my family driving down the road laughing hysterically.
That’s one that I want to hear again, make it happen!
13. winner winner, chicken dinner
Matt Jones to host pre-game, UK v. USC!
Matt we are on the road to Wrestlemania. First Matches announced, BTI vs. DTI, Handsome Jimmy vs. JT, and Matt Jones vs Lachlan Mclean (winner gets the love of Zach).
Big E-Z is the Claven of KSR
42- look at 28. Not sure if that was an accident or if you are trying to be the “Larry Vaught” of the show thread.
Chances CATS run the table the rest of the reg seaon??
I say 40%.
Is Matt Jones Oscar Combs father?
In honor of Jort’s senior day, all the students should wear jean shorts.
I’m up for that 15 minute interview with Drew Franklin.
I think the Larry Vaught joke has run its course
Are we gonna get a twitter picture of Turkey Hunter in a 6x Siva jersey today?
Tomlin’s voice is made for calling horse races.
Jorts looked like me back in the day with all the head fakes on that play Sat.
Tell me white men can’t jump my brother Jorts can.
I’ve been listening and coming to KSR so long, I remember when someone marginally liked BTI.
Tom Leach is giving away beef jerky on his show today, if you are LUCKY enough to win it. Very good times.
50-No kidding….Larry Vaught’s droid has beat the dead horse to a pulp
Did you hear me on wazoo sports saying that Peyton Siva is as fast as John Wall?
Old School says “We only outscored South Carolina by 2 points in the second half! We cannot continue to do this. What is wrong?”
How much longer will I be coaching at Arkansas?
I am a little disappointed that I didn’t get asked to sing the National Anthem @ Daytona 500! I need more exposure!
We “get” Fake Beckham, he just sucks.
What about the fake Billy G? He’s the best.
Matt Jones – OUTSTANDING job on the Pre-Game Show. You’re a “Star!”
Turkey Hunter sounds like the “oh no” guy from family guy.
Karen Sypher is not on birth control!
We need Fake Woo. Better yet…have Woo do it. Then let’s see how many Hate the Fake Woo!
Wildcat Corey tried to touch my special no no place
Next time your out of town Rob Bromley and I will host KSR for you!
Matt say he likes to try out new guys. So do I!
I’d like to hear Woo do a fake anything
EZ, if the cake is NOT 3D, then it would be a picture of a cake. Which, is generally not as tasty as the 3D version.
Sitting here making plans for Presidents day next week.
On my way to the tanning bed. Who’s coming with me?
Why doesn’t the pre game show and game come on I Heart Radio but your post game show does?
Woo already did a fake basketball player, Wait, thats eloy
I made a bet with a buddy of mine that no big east team will be in the final four. Is my money safe?
Steve says, “Miller did not make a three pointer in the second half! Should I jump in a lake!”
Matt, quit talking over everyone. If we don’t hear Turkey Hunter Speak, how do we know he really exists?
I have to make stupid comments so no one notices what I am wearing.
bob, go to lexington stations and newsradio wlap on i heart and you will hear pre game show.
Pierre Cartier loves him some Turkey Hunter
geico, food in a flash, and bed time advice…where’s who shot mary??
Tires, furniture, same thing
MOMMA I’m goin FAST!!
Forget Porcini’s. Foreplay in the car is the way to go!
THANK GOD PORCINI’S DOESN’T HAVE A HEAT SENSOR CAMERA!!!!!
Kyle Petty’s Daddy was the best driver of ALL TIME!
Based on the breakout game from Darius, the staff and I have decided to kick all of the players “in the gonads” prior to tournament play.
carolina steve: where is the “364 days til the Daytona 500?” Caller fail
Carolina Steve and Brad Daugherty are the best NASCAR analysts I have ever heard!
Trevor Bayne not old enough to buy a beer but can get in a car with 800 horsepower and go 200 mph…
So glad to hear Darrien Milner is feeling better.
I remember matt and he did tell you to watch out for a kid named trevor bayne
Hear J.T. do Elvis was HYSTERICAL! J.T. Rocks! Thank you very much!
Jorts is the 4th best 3pt shooter on the team behind lamb, knight, and miller. Why doesnt’t he take more shots?
Matt, I heard on the podcast that you were having to pay cash for your mansion during the SEC tourney. If you need some help with that, you know where to find me…
i would suggest you forgo the expense of getting your own place during the SEC tourny and stay with the ex gf that cheated on you. LOL
How many turkeys did you kill during the break?
Just tweeted “MY kindness is the reason Matt Jones was able to host with Oscar. Bromley and I think he is starting to get the big head since becoming a memeber of the media”
Who would get more minutes for UK? Justin Bieber or John Hood
Darius did disappear in the last 16 minutes. He did not score after the first tv timeout in the 2nd half. Last bucket was at 15:59.
So Trevor Bayne went to an all girls high school too?
For the next ESPN UK game we are going to have the Jimmy dykes memorial NAIL cam and will try it as our main camera for the game.
my first game at Rupp was in 2003 vs. florida when we trounced them. couldn’t have asked for a better game to start with!
WAY to go GEORGE MASON!!!! WOO HOO…
How do you estimate the net worth of a crooked dictator accurately Matt?
I feel horrible for beating Tom Leach in the contest.
#107 – GDP div. by 1 = crooked dictator’s net worth
Matt Jones and Carruth’s Entourage – more steamy than tonight’s “Bachelor” will be.
There is somewhere between 1 and 1 million chance Eric Bledsoes comment was sincere.
TH BCG fell off that wagon a long time ago.
excellent excellent turkeyhunter…I love the billy clyde joke
If Darius Miller had a basketball card, it would be the kind that if you looked at it from one angle you would see him, but if you looked at it from another angle he would disappear.
I will come riding into town like Otis on a mule!
Sarcasm doesn’t come through in these comments.
I read that Calipari had 5 one and done players during his 9 seasons at Memphis.
And I do believe that last season was the first that Kentucky had ever had a one and done player.
Prokhorov is crazy. He met with Melo and and they didn’t talk. Just sat and listened to live music in a great atmosphere and looked each other in the eyes.
I would have pissed on the car.
You think we can talk Eloy into attempting to dunk over a moving car?
So they have use props for the dunk contest. Wish they did the same for trials. Could you imagine the hilarity of Sypher court case.
If Billy G doesn’t get the Wyoming jog it will be because the school doesn’t have the money to hire a driver for the van. You know their not letting Billy G drive these kids around!
That’s It! It’s Over!
I want to see a player dunk a midget holding a full sized basketball.
Let me introduce Packer to my droid.
Billy Packer only orders a cup of coffee and has his wife bring him plates of food from the buffet. He then gets mad if you charge him for 2 people.
Mark Coury didn’t do that well in the NBA.
I am as smart as they come, but I don’t think I would do well on the basketball court.
Darrell Waltrip gets on my nerves so bad I’d rather hear Jimmy Dykes announce the Nascar race by himself
Matt’s right. You will absolutely get better in the NBA!
It’s not about practice or getting better, it’s about improving your draft position to become a more valuable investment by the NBA teams. The higher the draft spot, the less likely you are to be dropped early from the squad.
Brandon Knight in the NBA can be compared to … maybe, somewhere between Mike Conley and Chris Paul. Closer to Conley, though. Guys who aren’t freaks of nature (a la Wall), but can think the game, make shots, and make the right passes in facilitating the offense.
Yea you guys are right, I probably should have went to college.
It’s a matter of maturity. If you are mature enough to be dedicate yourself to your craft and stay away from off the court distractions then the NBA is the better decision to improve your skills.
It comes down to will you be getting better in the NBA D League or the NBA? If it is the D-League, then STAY IN SCHOOL
Should I let CBS NEWS estimate what I could make if I enter the NBA?
Tenacious D!!!! Tribute….hahahah
Considering I am better than John Wall (According to my fans) I should have went straight to the NBA… Damn 1 year rule. I’d be the #1 PG in the league by now.
I wish I could go back to college and play basketball to help my draft position.
I CANT WAIT TO GET OVER TO “STACKS”!!! Matt’s prom is simply “ELECTRIFYING!!!”
I CANT WAIT TO GET OVER TO “STACKS”!!! Matt’s prom is simply “ELECTRIFYING!!!”
Daniel Orton’s twitter pick is hilarious to me. He has a high school basketball picture up, clearly the pinnacle of his basketball career.
Remember when Bruce Pearl complained about the SEC Tourney format last year and we laughed at him…..
I bet Patrick Patterson wishes he stayed in school. Bench with no minutes, sent to D-League, called up and play scrap minutes wasnt what he was envisioning for his rookie year.
So, Biggest Loser reverse….Skinniest Winner…
Larry the cable guy, bill engval and jeff foxworthy on the way to louisville in april. Alert the turkey hunter.
Trevor Bayne dropped out of high school to race cars.
DO NOT under any circumstances eat any of Drews brownies.
142- Watch your mouth. If VanGundy would give him a chance, you would see the Daniel can school Dwight Howard.
College for one year affords these kids to build their marketing worth. Gets them a whole fan base ready to buy their jerseys.
How many nights do I spend anywhere but the house?
I called the pregame show and told them not to put Matt Jones on the air.
Daniel Orton and Saul Smith
Orton…wasn’t he barely even there
Eloy is up there too
Before last years class, Cal had TWO, JUST TWO one and done players. I think it is very unfair to categorize Cal as a one and done coach.
VARGAS!
Who is your most disliked college basketball player of all time with any team? I would like to point out that I used the term disliked so Laetner doesn’t count because we all hate him.
Who kicked Orton out? Anybody…? This caller completely misunderstood everything about this.
My boy was gonna finish his classes but they sent his books to the wrong tropical island.
ITS ALL ABOUT THE KIDS!
Todd Svaboda should have gone to the Draft early. He could have taken his talents to South Beach.
That guy was the epitome of selfish fanship. Deeming his own desires more noble than some kid making his dreams come true.
Cal: Daniel we’re going to need you to go Pro. We don’t want you around here anymore.
Orton: I can’t motherf&*(#r.
Why does Mr Clay follow me on twitter?
Orton isn’t playing b/c he had knee surgery. Besides, he’s getting paid for just being on the team and rehabbing his knee.
Every school could say that if so in so came back we would have won the title. Meeks is a perfect example, but all schools could say that kids like Hansbourgh are the exception not the rule.
Matt, we have 47 people from Marion and Washington Counties going to Atlanta on a bus. We want to know, what time is breakfast at the mansion you are staying in?
If Orton had come back this year he would have been THE MAN down low. We’d have another top 10 team, and he’d be a high profile player. Orton, if he tried at all, would have averaged double digit rebounds all season. I think he would have made a better decision by coming back. He’s not hurting either way though.
What about the Best comments Matt?
no winner again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was hoping to use my fan outfitters money to buy some more clothes so I could stay warm while sleeping in my car.
Blake Griffin dunked over the car Eric Bledsoe was sleeping in.
172-Thats fricking hilarious!
Sheray Thomas is the most disliked player. Saul prolly #2. If Eloy got more PT, Eloy would prolly make #1. Cal is shielding him from rising in the rankings.
is it still warm? I’d f**k that in under15 seconds!
As far as best comment goes “THE NAIL” is in the proverbial coffin
I think ZZ Top is about to “mount” that turkey.
When Billy G was coach, they tried to change my name to the ‘G Spot’. It didn’t work though – none of the male students could find it.
#90-Daytona 500 not til Feb. 26 next year so 370 days til Daytona = blue mist fail. Mike W. was a weapon on the track yesterday. Hit everything but the pace car.
funny topic listing there, if took out of context… well for that matter in context is funny too…lol “spent Saturday beating the Cocks”…
I love you though blue mist, you are everywhere.
WE’RE TALKIN’ BOUT PRACTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!