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A Quick, Fake Summary: Its Nice To Get Away Once In A While

Honey? Did we pack our intensity? Where’s our defense? Oh, wait, I see it in the suitcase underneath the the effort.

What’s this? Improved free-throw shooting and the ability to put teams away? Yeah, I can make room for those, but I guess that means I’m not bringing my Speedo.

Kentucky wins 73-49. John Wall led all scorers with 15 points (3-5 FG, 9-10 FT) & 7 assists. He’s a potential NBA player. We’ll have more about the game later tonight, including updates on Pat and Ramon.

Update by Fake Gimel: Brett Dawson is reporting that Patterson tweaked an ankle, and the coaches didn’t play him because the team was doing fine without him.

Article written by The Fake Gimel Martinez

I may be fake, but my passion for UK sports is real. Probably put all my best work at and, so go there when I start coasting here.